Chapter 1054: Aped

Forgot to turn off the mute or even turn off the flash when taking a secret photo. Who can do such a thing?

That’s Zeng Xiaoxian.

So even though Zeng Xiaoxian raised his head and turned sideways, Chen Meijia still recognized him.

"Teacher Zeng? Why is it you?" Chen Meijia stood up in surprise.

Zeng Xiaoxian heard this voice very familiar, looked down and was stunned.

"Meijia? Why is it you?" Zeng Xiaoxian was also completely stunned, so much so that he forgot his embarrassment.

"You..." He looked at Chen Meijia and then at Su Yi, dumbfounded.

Su Yi calmly picked up the milk tea and took a sip.

"You and Brother Xiaoyi..." Zeng Xiaoxian felt that his brain was not enough.

"What do you think we are doing? Dating?" Su Yi laughed and directly challenged his thoughts.

When getting along with this group of happy children, many things must be made clear, otherwise there will be all kinds of weird misunderstandings, and then all kinds of weird and funny things will happen.

It’s fun when these things happen to others, but when they happen to you…

Su Yi thanked him but was not sensitive.

"Isn't it?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the two of them suspiciously.

"Of course not! I have a boyfriend, okay? It's just that he is still pursuing me, and I haven't agreed yet." Chen Meijia said proudly, "Little Tail and I..."

"Little tail!" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Yi in horror.

Su Yi helplessly held up his forehead: "Believe me, I am very resistant to this nickname."

Zeng Xiaoxian suppressed a smile: "I know, little tail-brother!"

"I went to look for you in the apartment yesterday, but everyone was not there. Only Xiaowei was at home. So I asked him to come out for milk tea this morning and asked him about everyone's current situation. That's what happened." Chen Meijia explained.

"Why are you asking?" Zeng Xiaoxian said he couldn't understand. "Wouldn't it be better for you to call us directly or come to us again today?"

"Didn't I... want to give everyone a surprise..." Chen Meijia smiled guiltily, "How did I know that I would meet you by such a chance."

"It's really strange to say it. I just thought that no one would come to drink milk tea so early in the morning, so I chose this place. I didn't expect so many people to come here. I actually met you, Teacher Zeng..." Chen Meijiabai He was puzzled and said, "By the way, Teacher Zeng, were you just... secretly filming me?"

"How is that possible?" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly, his eyes panicked and hurriedly explained, "I am...my phone is broken, and it always takes pictures automatically. Oops, it's really annoying. The copycat phone can't be used...haha!"

"Okay," Su Yi stood up with a smile, "Meijia, since your whereabouts have been discovered by Teacher Zeng, how about you come back to the apartment with us and say hello to everyone openly?"

"Okay, that's all." Chen Meijia said tangledly, "But I made an appointment with my boyfriend, and he will come here to pick me up later."

"Ask him to go directly to 3602, and I will introduce him to everyone." Su Yi looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile, "I think everyone wants to see who your boyfriend is, right, Teacher Zeng."

"Haha, yes! That's it!" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled guiltily, "Everyone is very concerned about your Meijia."

"Then... okay!" Chen Meijia stood up, "Then let's go back. It's weird here. It feels like everyone is looking at us."

"How could it be?" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately apologized and said with a smile, "Illusion, it is definitely an illusion! Haha, when I was young, I always thought that I was the center of the world. Meijia, when you grow up a little more, you will know!"

Chen Meijia glanced down in confusion, then raised her head and said, "I've grown up a lot recently."

"That's not what I'm talking about!" Zeng Xiaoxian also took a look, "It's about age."

"Ahem..." Su Yi coughed twice, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly looked away like a frightened rabbit, and Chen Meijia also cautiously covered her chest with both arms.

"Let's go." Su Yi snapped his fingers, smiled and walked out the door with his hands behind his hands. Chen Meijia hurriedly followed.

Zeng Xiaoxian said to himself with a sad face: "Meijia must think that I am a pervert. Alas, I still have my five hundred yuan... Why is it always me who is unlucky?"

Tang Youyou in the corner was full of ambition and waiting to show off her talents, but when Zeng Xiaoxian went to mutter something to Su Yi and the "mistress", the three of them actually left together.

Gone...

Tang Youyou stared at the three people leaving in stunned silence, feeling that her whole body was not good.

Before the battle started, the wingman ran away with the enemy.

What's going on?

She suddenly came to her senses and was about to catch up and ask for details. At this moment, a fat man came over and said dissatisfiedly: "Tang Youyou, didn't you say that the main palace fights against the mistress? Why are there two men and one woman?"

"Yes, and they didn't fight!" A middle-aged woman at the other table also complained, "Yuyou, are you lying to us? I also spent ten yuan on a cup of milk tea. This money I didn’t get to see the good show, isn’t it in vain?”

"That's right, I even went to Xiao Hei's place to place a bet, two hundred yuan! I don't know if Xiao Hei can refund my money... Tang Youyou, you killed all of us."

"I didn't even make breakfast for my grandson in the morning to come to the show!"

"Tang Youyou, are you the sitter of this milk tea shop?"

"That's right, there are food trays in restaurants and wine trays in bars. You - could it be that you are a breast tray?"

"Ah!" Tang Youyou was almost furious. Breast support? What the hell is all this?

"I didn't force you to come here. You came here on your own. What does it have to do with me?" Tang Youyou said angrily.

"Hey, you can't say that, Tang Youyou. Everyone came here because they believed in you, right?" The fat man at the beginning said loudly, "It's because of you that everyone came here, spending and betting. Now you want to distance yourself from it by saying that it has nothing to do with you. How can it be so easy? Could it be that you are really a milk-ticket holder? No, you have to return the money to us!"

"Milk-ticket holder! Return the money!" Someone raised his arms and shouted.

"Milk-ticket holder! Return the money!"

"Milk-ticket holder! Return the money!"

...

Tang Youyou was stunned. Seeing the situation out of control, and the old men and women outside the door gathered around, he immediately became timid.

"Everyone listen to me! Everyone please listen to me!" She hurriedly stood on the chair and shouted, "In fact, the reason why there is no scene of the queen fighting the mistress that everyone expects to see is because the queen and the mistress have reconciled!"

"Reconciled? Impossible! Besides, there were two men and one woman just now, don't lie to us!" Someone immediately refuted.

"You don't understand this, you are still too young!" Tang Youyou became excited, "In fact, the two men just now were a pair, they are actually...!"

"Hiss..." Everyone took a breath of cold air.

"Is Teacher Liangchen really?" Some people don't believe it.

"Not completely." Tang Youyou said, "In fact, he can do it, everything that happened just now is actually like this..."

When Tang Youyou finished speaking, the whole audience was shocked and stunned.

"It is against morals and morality, and people's hearts are not ancient!" Someone criticized.

"Heretical, disregarding ethics!" An aunt was heartbroken.

"This is too exciting!" The little fat man was excited, "Tang Youyou, we want to hear the details!"

"Yes! We want to hear the details!" Everyone shouted in unison, their faces full of expectations.

Tang Youyou was immediately happy, this was her area of ​​expertise.

Just as Tang Youyou was telling everyone a story that combined Fifty Shades of Grey, Brokeback Mountain and Temptation of Going Home, Su Yi, who was completely unaware of her reputation, walked up to Spider-Man who was handing out flyers.

He smiled and looked into Spider-Man's eyes.

Hu Yifei also saw Chen Meijia at this time, and was a little confused, so she didn't run away immediately.

At this time, seeing Su Yi looking at her with a half-smile, she was a little panicked.

She must not let Su Yi know that she was dressed like this to peek!

Hu Yifei made a decision immediately, deliberately coughed lightly, and handed Su Yi a flyer.

Su Yi took it and looked at it, and was happy.

"You're going to stab the director of the hospital with a big iron stick? It won't delay your work? You're wearing Spider-Man's clothes and handing out flyers like this? And you're handing them out specifically to old men and old ladies? Do you think they need them?"

"None of your business!" Hu Yifei was embarrassed. In fact, she saw someone handing out flyers at the gate of the community, and a stack of flyers was coming over. She didn't even read the content on it.

After Su Yi said that, she was immediately embarrassed. She snatched the flyer and turned to run.

Su Yi suddenly reached out and slapped her hard on the butt.

Snap!

The mountains and hills rose and fell.

Hu Yifei covered her butt with a cry of "Ah" and ran out. She turned back and cursed angrily: "You want to die, you stinky hooligan!"

Su Yi looked at her with a smile: "Do you believe I'll take off your clothes?"

"Stinky hooligan!" Hu Yifei cursed in shame and anger. She knew that Su Yi must have recognized her, otherwise she wouldn't be so reckless. She glared at Su Yi fiercely and then hurried away.

Su Yi recognized Hu Yifei, but Zeng Xiaoxian and Chen Meijia did not.

In their sight, Su Yi suddenly approached a hot flyer girl wearing a tight Spider-Man costume, and even touched her butt.

It would have been fine if he had just slapped her butt, but he also threatened to strip her naked, which scared her away.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Chen Meijia were dumbfounded and could not react for a long time.

"How could he do this!" Chen Meijia came to her senses and became anxious, "How could he act like a hooligan in the street? Touching others?"

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard and said in a trembling voice: "Maybe... he likes Spider-Man."

"That can't be..." Chen Meijia had just said half a sentence when she saw Su Yi coming back. She was so scared that she took a step back and covered her butt.

Su Yi knew at a glance that the two had misunderstood again.

But he didn't explain, because once he explained, Hu Yifei would be exposed.

He said with a smile: "Let's go home."

"You go ahead!" Chen Meijia and Zeng Xiaoxian said in unison.

"..." Su Yi's expression froze.

Damn, Zeng Xiaoxian, why are you joining in the fun?

Do you think I would slap a man's butt?

No words along the way.

When we got home, it was inevitable that there would be some surprises when old friends met.

Guan Gu Shenqi was very happy, but Lu Ziqiao's expression was a bit complicated. He and Chen Meijia spoke in a sarcastic and shady way.

After a while, Hu Yifei, who had changed her clothes, came from next door and welcomed Chen Meijia back with surprise.

Seeing Su Yi's half-smile, Hu Yifei was furious. When others were not paying attention, he kicked Su Yi's calf hard.

As a result, his toes were kicked so hard that they hurt.

After a while, Tang Youyou also came back.

After learning about Chen Meijia's identity, Tang Youyou's expression was very interesting. Looking at the eyes of Su Yi and Zeng Xiaoxian, she became evasive and looked very guilty.

After reminiscing about the past, everyone also knew the reason why Chen Meijia suddenly left without saying goodbye last year.

It turned out that she was touched by the confession scene of Hu Yifei's younger brother Lu Zhanbo and Lin Wanyu, so she wanted to go outside to find her own happiness.

"Later, I went to Taipei." Chen Meijia said.

When she said this, her eyes wandered to the upper right, and her tone of voice became obviously different. Su Yi could tell immediately that she was lying, but she had no intention of exposing it.

"Taipei? What are you doing there?" Hu Yifei asked curiously without doubting his presence.

"I have a distant relative there. She owns a clothing store..." Chen Meijia suddenly started telling the story with great interest.

In her description, her distant relative was very optimistic about her because of her outstanding sales performance, and even made her the manager of a clothing store.

"Okay, Meijia, you still have this skill, you didn't notice it!" Everyone looked at her with admiration and were happy for her.

Su Yi smiled and said nothing, seeing through it without saying anything.

Because the spanking of Spider-Man just now made Chen Meijia have some opinions about Su Yi, so she never spoke to Su Yi again after coming back.

Everyone talked about Chen Meijia's new boyfriend again. Chen Meijia looked shy and said that she had not yet decided whether to be with this person.

But Su Yi knew that Chen Meijia had just called while she was going to the toilet, urging her new boyfriend to come quickly.

"Epad?" Lu Ziqiao laughed exaggeratedly when he heard the name, "There are still people with such a bad name? Why isn't he called Ai Crazy?"

"Ah! No ivory can come out of a dog's mouth!" Chen Meijia retorted unceremoniously, "I am a descendant of the Manchu nationality, Ai Xinjioro's Ai, very dignified and moral! I am a Malay, well-known Painter, I’m here to hold a painting exhibition!”

"Painter? Are you still holding a painting exhibition?" Lu Ziqiao looked at Chen Meijia with suspicious eyes, "You couldn't have been deceived, right? I often pretend to be a painter who has returned from China."

"Ah! Do you think everyone else is just like you?" Chen Meijia scolded him again, "Aipade is a genuine painter, unlike fake ones like you!"

Lu Ziqiao sneered: "Wouldn't you know if it's a mule or a horse just by pulling it out? I'll identify it on the spot later. If I expose it, don't feel embarrassed, Meijia!"

"Ah, don't tell me it can't be true or false. Even if Aipade is really false, can you expose it with just your skills?" Chen Meijia continued to sarcastically say.

"Haha, don't you understand this?" Lu Ziqiao said with a smile, "I can't do it, and there's Brother B! Brother B takes action, and all monsters and demons must show their true colors!"

Chen Meijia glanced at Su Yi unnaturally and muttered: "Hmph, gangsters match wolves, birds of a feather flock together!"