Chapter 1237 Breaking News

How to make a good joke?

Just do what Su Yi did just now.

Say a theory that no one can deny, but it has no practical use for the time being, and link it with the point you want to express, and then reverse the process from the result, and force a "match".

As long as the result you say is true, the process must be reasonable.

The six degrees of separation theory exists, but it is useless. You can indeed get to know the Lighthouse President through six people, which is definitely possible.

But how to do it? How do you know which possibility can be achieved?

You have to find a possibility among countless combinations, which is almost impossible to do. Even if you do it, what's the use?

Are they willing to introduce the Lighthouse President to you on the path you found? Why does the Lighthouse President want to know you?

And this theory can only be said to be specious compared to what Su Yi just described.

But Feng Shu and the others believed it, and although they didn't understand it, they thought Su Yi was very powerful and respected him.

Especially after Feng Shu confirmed that Liu Sir was wearing sunglasses and was greedy.

"Great, great!" Tie Yan was full of admiration, "Brother Huang, I didn't understand anything, but why do you think what you said makes sense!"

"We are old, we can't keep up with the times." Long Po sighed.

"In the future, we have to use science to catch ghosts." Sang Xin laughed at himself, "No wonder I only hired a monk to sweep the floor, and the Labor Bureau insisted that I set the academic qualification limit to college graduation. It turns out that people with a lot of knowledge can do anything."

Su Yi coughed lightly, interrupting the crowd's flattery, and said: "We are not only facing the problem of how to kill Huang's father's ghost, but the other party's identity is the deputy director of the police department, which is also a trouble for us."

"Yes!" Sang Xin frowned, "Deputy director of the police department? Second brother? Or third brother?"

"It can be considered the fourth brother." Uncle Feng said.

"That's my brother! He's a big shot, everyone!" Sang Xin said, "If we catch Huang's father, this Liu Sir will definitely die. Then we will be the murderer of the deputy police chief. We know we are doing justice for the heaven, but others will only think we are murderers and lunatics!"

"This job can't be done!" Uncle Li shook his head, "If it's really this person, we're dead whether we win or lose."

"Hey, the greater the power, the greater the responsibility, Lao Li, don't forget why you learned the law!" Tie Yan shouted dissatisfiedly, "No matter who it is, we must take action to kill it! Everyone, if we don't take action, Hong Kong Island will be doomed! Can you bear to see the people suffer?"

Everyone was silent after hearing this.

"You guys are not?" Tie Yan's face was full of disappointment, "Just now you were all going to die!"

"Just now we were just talking, everyone actually still had hope, but now we are really going to die." Sang Xin muttered, "Killing the top police officers - how will this end?"

"Assassination, is it okay?" Tie Yan said, "It's okay without anyone knowing, and it's good enough with clean hands and feet!"

"It's so easy to say, do you think you are a killer?" Sang Xin shook his head, "And by then we will make a lot of noise, do you really think the police are all idiots?"

"What do you mean? Are you backing down now?" Tie Yan was a little angry.

"Okay, Ayan! No one backed out. Everyone just thought it was a headache." Luang Po advised, "Let's put it this way. Regardless of success or failure, I will take the blame. I'm almost a hundred years old, and I've lived enough anyway."

"No matter what, you can't take the blame. If you have to take the blame, of course it's me!" Tieyan said, "If you take the blame, Luang Po, you have to have people believe it. I'm suitable. I've been in jail before and I'm dissatisfied with society, so I want to retaliate against the police. Now, I have a motive for murder."

"But you just married a pretty widow, how can you be dissatisfied with society?" Uncle Li asked.

"It's not okay down there. I'm powerless." Sang Xin said.

Everyone was stunned, and then laughed at Tieyan's red-faced angry curse.

"Ayan, we are just complaining, not really running away. After decades of relationship, you still don't trust us?" Sang Xin laughed.

Tie Yan snorted coldly and said, "I believe others, but not you, a dead liar. Rich people are afraid of death. You have made so much ill-gotten wealth. Who knows what you are thinking now?"

Sang Xin smiled bitterly: "I am still a long way from being a rich man."

"No matter who Huang's father is, we have nowhere to retreat!" Uncle Feng said in a deep voice, "Do it first, as for the consequences - we will talk about it after the consequences!"

"Afeng is still the one I like the most!" Tie Yan immediately praised loudly.

"Then what should we do?" Sang Xin looked around at everyone, "Now the man surnamed Liu mentioned by Brother Huang is indeed very suspicious. We must first treat him as Huang's father. What if he is really Huang's father, how can we ensure that he doesn't run away?"

"Yes," Uncle Li nodded, "Otherwise, he killed someone and Huang's father ran away. Not only can we not eat the fox, but we will also get into trouble. It's a big loss."

"We still have to think of a foolproof plan, but in fact, no matter what we do, we are gambling, and no one can guarantee the result." Long Po frowned, and he looked at Su Yi, "Huo Tu, we were talking about this before, and you suddenly said that you had something to say. Do you have any ideas?"

"Yes, is there any useful scientific method?" Tie Yan asked impatiently.

Everyone's eyes fell on Su Yi again.

Su Yi pondered for a moment and said, "I do have an idea, but it only increases our chances of success."

He looked around and said: "Father Huang invaded my dream. I stopped him and didn't let him succeed on me. This is true. And I beat him to no avail. This is also true."

This is the third time Su Yi has emphasized this matter.

The first two times, everyone thought Su Yi was too embarrassed to speak up, so they denied it.

After all, it is very humiliating for a grown man to be ruined.

But if we emphasize it again and again, we can’t help but think about it seriously.

Everyone was a little moved and surprised.

"How did you do it?" Uncle Feng knew Su Yi best, so he already believed in Su Yi and asked eagerly.

Su Yi shook his head: "I don't know. I saw through him. I beat him into a puddle of water. He only had one head left and wanted to eat me, but he didn't succeed. Then I woke up from my dream." ”

Everyone was trying hard to digest the news revealed in Su Yi's words. Everyone frowned, obviously having many questions.

Su Yi said seriously: "Seniors, this at least proves that I can compete with Father Huang in the dream, so if Long Po can take me into the dream, I will enter Father Huang's dream with her, and the two of us will join forces, You will be more confident in keeping it in the dream for a longer time. If you destroy his body in the outside world, he will definitely die!"

"If this is really the case, our confidence should indeed be higher." Tie Yan still had some doubts, but she still didn't ask the question.

Everyone has their own secrets. Su Yi has no intention of explaining why he can do this, and it's not easy for them to get to the bottom of it.

"If we can really kill Father Huang this time, will we be considered the first person in history?" Sang Xin joked.

"Absolutely!" Tie Yan cheered up, "Then let's do this! Brother Huang and Long Po will entangle it in its sleep, and we will destroy his physical body!"

"Now there is only one question left. How can we sneak up to him quietly?" Uncle Li said, "And while he is asleep?"

"We can't wait until night." Long Po said, "He will probably not be there at night, and he has too many escape routes at night, so we have the highest probability of failure!"

"But what if he doesn't sleep during the day?" Sang Xin asked.

"Add medicine? How to do it?" Tie Yan suggested.

Everyone shook their heads.

"He is a ghost, not a real person. You can't confuse him by giving him medicine. How to do it? If you can't confuse him in the first place, you will alarm him. It is almost impossible to succeed." Sang Xin said.

"Then what do you think we should do?" Tie Yan spread his hands.

"We can only wait for him to sleep on his own." Uncle Li said.

"But he doesn't sleep during the day, and it's too easy to fail at night. What should we do?" Uncle Feng asked.

Everyone had a headache and frowned in thought.

If you really have no choice, you can only wait until night.

"Huo Tu, do you have any idea?" Uncle Feng asked Su Yi again.

Su Yi pondered for a moment and said: "There is a very troublesome way, but it will not be effective until at least tomorrow."

"Tomorrow? Tomorrow!" Tie Yan immediately said excitedly, "The worst thing is that we won't sleep from today to tomorrow, and we won't see anyone else! As long as we can kill Father Huang, we can do anything!"

"Huo Tu, what can we do?" Uncle Feng asked eagerly.

This is what everyone wants to know.

Su Yi was about to tell his plan, but at this moment, he suddenly felt a warning sign in his heart!

He was startled, and immediately raised his head and looked around.

He looked around, his ears moved, his expression immediately changed, and his eyes narrowed slightly.

"The police have surrounded this place!" Su Yi said solemnly.

Everyone's expressions changed when they heard this.

These policemen quietly surrounded the place and approached cautiously from all directions, but how could they hide it from Su Yi?

Su Yi even sensed that a sniper rifle was aimed at him two kilometers away. The feeling like a light on his back immediately made him extremely alert.

Su Yi's expression changed slightly, and he did not choose to avoid the sniper rifle's aim immediately.

"Police? Surrounded?" Tie Yan was surprised, "Why? What law have we broken? They are not here for us, right?"

"Is there a mistake?" Uncle Feng asked as he looked around, "Or did we hit it by mistake and just in time? It shouldn't be for us, right?"

Su Yi listened carefully for a while, his brows furrowing tighter and tighter.

The few words he vaguely heard told him that these policemen were coming for him.

And the sniper rifle aimed at him never moved away.

But why?

Why did the police arrest me?

Is it the yellow father who is causing trouble?

This seems to be the only explanation.

"The person who comes here is evil!" Long Po's face was solemn, "Everyone, please be careful."

Uncle Li closed his eyes and muttered words. At a certain moment, he suddenly opened his eyes, and a terrifying light burst out from his eyes.

"Oops!" Uncle Li lost his voice, "My kid heard the police say that Huo Tu killed someone! They are here to catch Huo Tu!"

"Fire and soil kill people?" Everyone looked at each other, and their first reaction was the same as Su Yi's, thinking that Huang's father was causing trouble.

"Huo Tu cannot be taken to the police station!" Long Po said, "Otherwise, he will be in danger in the hands of Father Huang! He must leave immediately!"

"How to go? Is there a way to survive?" Uncle Feng looked at Uncle Li eagerly, "Old Li, find a way!"

"Okay!" Uncle Li simply agreed and immediately chanted a spell to send out the five ghosts.

"Huo Tu, please get out of the way first. This must be Father Huang's fault. Don't worry, we will definitely help you!" Uncle Feng said solemnly.

"Made, how do these policemen know we are here?" Tie Yan asked in surprise, "Who betrayed us?"

"Maybe it's the mobile phone positioning?" Su Yi guessed that only Huang Yaozu knew about coming here, but Su Yi didn't doubt Huang Yaozu too much.

It is possible that the mobile phone card he just changed yesterday could be located by the police.

But no matter what the reason is, Su Yi agrees with Long Po's statement that he must not just surrender.

He had to run first and get out of here.

"Seniors, I have a way to go on my own, but you have to be careful!" Su Yi took out his mobile phone, took out the phone card, broke it, and threw it away, while speaking quickly, "You will definitely be taken to the police station, and Father Huang will also I know your existence, so your situation will become very dangerous. They can frame me for murder, and they can frame you for murder!"

"Take it one step at a time and see what happens next. Get away first!" Uncle Feng said hurriedly, "Don't worry, your wife and children will be fine. No matter how arrogant they are, they will never dare to be too lawless! You hide first and figure out what happened. Say it again!”

Su Yi said to everyone: "I will find a way to contact everyone."

After that, he left.

"Wait!" Long Po stopped Su Yi, suddenly reached out and pulled out a hair of Su Yi, and then threw it into his mouth.

She squirmed her lips twice and said quickly: "I will fall asleep on the hour at noon. Father Huang can't get in. If there is any news from us, I will tell you about the dream at this time. If you miss it, wait until four o'clock in the afternoon. If you miss it today, , just wait for tomorrow!”

"I know." Su Yi nodded, took a deep breath, and suddenly his figure flashed. The next moment, his whole body turned into an afterimage and disappeared from everyone's eyes in an instant.

(￣口￣)!!(￣口￣)!!(￣口￣)!!(￣口￣)!!(￣口￣)!!

A group of people are messy in the wind.

"What is that?" Sang Xin asked with dull eyes.

"Did he just disappear after sweeping the floor?" Tie Yan looked uncertainly to Uncle Li next to him for an answer.

"A Feng, do you know what kind of trick this is?" Long Po asked in a deep voice, "This is not like your Maoshan method!"

"This is not magic, it is martial arts!" Uncle Feng took a deep breath and said, "Huo Tu is a martial arts master."

Except for Xiao Ming, who was full of excitement, the others seemed to be listening to fantasy.

"A martial arts master?" Tie Yan looked like you're kidding me, "Don't tell me, he knows Qing Kung Fu."

"Angkou Huang flew by last time!" Xiao Ming couldn't help but excitedly interrupted, "I saw him last time!"