Chapter 478 Woman, Can You Stop Being so Hypocritical? (Seeking Monthly Votes)

Lin Cheng's idea was not put into practice.

Crazy testing on the edge of danger is not a choice that an excellent top laner should make.

Secretly shining the light of the mobile phone screen, the pair of black silk legs that escaped from Lin Cheng's clutches had curled up, and the delicate jade toes were still tightly clasped under the stockings.

Rational judgment told Lin Cheng that his experience of judging people by size was indeed correct.

Lin Cheng immediately fell down and pretended to be dead.

Don't make a sound! Don't make a sound, even if there is an earthquake today, I won't get up.

Zheng Shiyan seemed to know that Lin Cheng didn't mean it, and still talked to Han Shuyan in a calm tone. Lin Cheng, who closed his eyes and pretended to be dead, secretly got up after a long time.

OK! The enemy did not successfully start a team fight, and this wave was not a loss.

After such a wave of misunderstandings, Lin Cheng's restless heart calmed down, and he silently opened the video to play.

However, because he was distracted so much, Lin Cheng didn't know what he was watching for a long time.

The two girls seemed to have endless topics to talk about. They kept talking in the yard until they felt cold and then went into the house.

Enxi put her little hands on her chest and fell asleep in a flat position wrapped in a small quilt. The quilt was pulled up high, revealing only half of her face.

Xiaoying's sleeping posture next to her was much more unrestrained. This girl had completely rolled off the mat that Lin Cheng had laid out for her. The quilt was kicked aside by her little feet. Xiaoying spread her limbs and lay horizontally on the floor.

This sleeping posture is difficult for a big man who picks his feet, but it looks particularly funny and cute on Xiaoying.

"It's really cute."

While carrying Xiaoying back to the quilt, Han Shuyan couldn't help but be melted by the cuteness of the two little girls sleeping.

Xiaoying didn't wake up after being put back in the quilt. She just put one hand on her belly and scratched it, then turned over and fell asleep again.

Lin Cheng had already laid out the mat for Han Shuyan. Seeing that he was about to lay out his own mat next to it, Han Shuyan said unhappily, "Are you still going to sleep with us? Go sleep over there."

Han Shuyan had reason to suspect that if Lin Cheng slept next to her, he would definitely do something bad secretly.

This guy is not honest at all.

"Oh."

After failing to steal the chicken, Lin Cheng honestly ran to the next room to lay out his own mattress.

The two rooms were actually separated by a paper sliding door. Even if the sliding door was closed, Lin Cheng could still hear the rustling sound of changing clothes coming from over there.

"Sister Shuyan."

"Hmm?"

"Are you asleep?"

"I slept, but why?"

"Why are you still replying to me if you are asleep?"

"Because I haven't fallen asleep yet."

"What are you thinking about?"

"Nothing."

"Why can't you fall asleep if you are not thinking about anything?"

"How can I fall asleep so quickly?"

Seeing that Han Shuyan really answered Lin Cheng's meaningless questions honestly, Zheng Shiyan couldn't listen any longer, "Hey! You two have had enough! Are you tired of it?"

"Ah! What? Sister Shiyan, don't talk nonsense."

Han Shuyan shyly pulled up the quilt and buried her head, decisively ignoring Lin Cheng.

Lin Cheng didn't dare to provoke Zheng Shiyan, so he could only sleep with his head in his arms.

However, recalling the various operations he had done today, Lin Cheng tossed and turned in the quilt for a long time but couldn't fall asleep.

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The next day, Lin Cheng woke up early because he had to pee.

It was already light outside the window, and he took out his mobile phone to check that it was only a little after five o'clock.

The toilet is not in the bedroom, you have to go out of the room and walk to the other end of the corridor.

Struggling to get up and open the sliding door, the two girls and Enxi were sleeping peacefully, only Xiaoying was still so arrogant.

Xiaoying spread her limbs wide, one of her short legs was on Han Shuyan's leg next to her, and one arm was on Enxi's body.

Lin Cheng suspected that if she hadn't been sandwiched between several people, Xiaoying would have rolled out of the house after sleeping all night.

Lin Cheng walked past the four sleeping people lightly and went out to solve his personal problems.

When he came back, he saw Zheng Shiyan sitting in the quilt in pajamas, squinting her eyes and looking like she was wandering.

"Morning, Sister Shiyan, why don't you sleep?"

After entering the door and greeting, Lin Cheng tried to move his eyes away from the 3D cartoon.

Zheng Shiyan rubbed her eyes and yawned at this time, "I'll get up and make breakfast. Shuyan worked hard yesterday."

Han Shuyan herself is not very good at skating. When she played with the two little girls yesterday, it was equivalent to practicing again. She also had to worry about whether Xiaoying, the naughty monkey, would fall. Obviously, Han Shuyan was also exhausted and slept very deeply.

"Then you have worked hard."

Lin Cheng nodded, and then he was ready to go back to his bed to take a nap.

As a result, just as he was about to cross the sliding door, he felt that the corner of his clothes was pulled.

Zheng Shiyan reached out and grabbed the corner of Lin Cheng's clothes, lowered her eyes and her tone did not fluctuate.

"Help me."

Lin Cheng: "???"

"I checked yesterday and there are all the ingredients in the kitchen, but there is no oven or bread machine."

Lin Cheng: "So what?"

Zheng Shiyan: "I might be a little... unfamiliar with other kinds of breakfast."

When Zheng Shiyan was cooking before, Lin Cheng always brought the little girl to the side to give instructions. Zheng Shiyan thought he might be a little useful.

Lin Cheng hesitated: "Well~~~ Let me make it clear first, although I used to explain it clearly, I might still be a little... unfamiliar with the operation. Is that okay?"

Zheng Shiyan nodded, "Just make breakfast casually, eat simple."

Lin Cheng didn't know how simple her "eat simple" was, but he could only bite the bullet and follow her to the kitchen.

Today, his master-level appraisal level of tasting all kinds of food in the past 20 years, as well as his experience of watching the key fairy-level simulated chef of the head of the concentrated Chinese primary school, will come into play.

The kitchen is not big, and the two people who are still self-aware are afraid of setting the whole wooden structure kitchen on fire, so they simply move all the utensils to the flat bed outside to prepare for cooking.

"What shall we do?"

"How about making soybean paste soup? There is soybean paste in the kitchen."

"Is it still the same taste as last time?"

Lin Cheng hesitated, thinking of the soybean paste soup that was praised by the little girl, but in Lin Cheng's opinion, it had failed.

"Is the soybean paste soup I made unpalatable?"

"I'm not saying it's unpalatable, it's just a little less perfect... How about we make noodles? Something simple."

Zheng Shiyan insisted: "Soybean paste soup might be better."

"Okay."

Lin Cheng compromised, "Soybean paste soup is soybean paste soup, it won't kill you anyway, so I'll go get some water to make soybean paste soup?"

Hearing this, Zheng Shiyan said expressionlessly: "Didn't you say you wanted to make noodles? My soybean paste soup will kill you."

Lin Cheng sighed, "Sister Shiyan, I was wrong! Just follow me."

Seeing that Zheng Shiyan was still frowning and not talking, Lin Cheng tried: "So are we really going to make noodles?"

"Make soybean paste soup."

Lin Cheng: "..."

Woman! Can you stop being so hypocritical?