Chapter 2885: Stop Talking and Kiss Me!

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Akara ran away, and the originally scheduled breakfast was ruined. It was impossible not to have breakfast. He showed a little brother's attitude and took Lena, who still wanted to continue working, back home. Followed by two little tails, Crystal Needless to say, how could she, a foodie, miss Willas's delicious breakfast? As for Cirno, she was new to the place she was unfamiliar with, and she wasn't happy to follow the unscrupulous Red and White Princess, so even if she didn't like Crystal, most of them Time will bring the two of them together - it's better to quarrel than to be alone. Please search () for the most complete view! The fastest updated

As soon as I entered the house, I met Karina. The atmosphere in the house seemed a bit strange. The little dog Vilas, who had been playing the role of being bullied, seemed very depressed and lowered his head, as if he had been caught for doing something wrong. The child was sitting upright, and behind her were Sarah and Princess Sanwu, who also showed a demeanor as if they were submissive to the law.

This is a strange thing.

"Brother Wu, you came back just in time." Seeing me coming back, Karina's eyes lit up and she immediately gave up on the girls and walked towards me.

"What happened?"

"Your good wives have violated the camp's regulations. Now you want to come with me. Maybe you can take the opportunity to experience what it's like to be in prison."

"How...how could this happen?" I looked at Karina in shock, and found that her eyes contained a smile that couldn't be hidden in her serious expression. I knew she was only half-joking, and I felt slightly relieved.

"How could Vilas and the others violate the laws? Are you kidding me, Sister Lina?"

"Didn't they use magic in the camp yesterday? Don't you know, little brother Wu?"

"Uh..." I remembered that in order to rush back to clean the house yesterday, Vilas and Sara did use magic. As for Princess Sanwu, who has no sense of existence, she probably can't escape. No wonder they all have a gloomy expression as if they have been caught in the law, oh no, except for Princess Sanwu. It would be a ghost if she could show other expressions.

"As a camp elder, Brother Wu, you watched something like this happen but didn't stop it. You are also responsible."

"Yes, I failed to stop Vilas and the others. It's my fault. If you want to punish me, punish me."

"It would be too unkind to let the singer and the most beautiful girl in our alliance go to jail. I don't want to be drowned in everyone's saliva. If Wu Xiaodi is willing to go to jail on his behalf, it will be a good thing."

"Please do this. If you have anything to do, come at me. As long as you don't hurt Vilas and the others, I'm willing to sit there no matter how long it takes." I stood in front of the girls with a serious face. Stretch out your hands towards Karina, come on, tie me up.

"No... no, it's obvious that we made a mistake, so how can we let adults be punished instead? Sister Lina, you... this is favoritism. Yes, it is favoritism!" Seeing this scene, Vilas was anxious. I didn't care about my relationship with Karina as my best friend, and hurriedly pulled me, for fear that I would be blocked between the two of us by Karina's grasp.

"I made a mistake. I used teleportation at the beginning. Sarah and Little Jasmine subconsciously followed me after they saw me doing it. It's all my fault. Sister Lina, if you want to catch me, just catch me. ”

"No, absolutely not. You can do it without me at home, but you absolutely can't do it without Vilas." I grabbed Vilas with my backhand. Crystal on the side nodded desperately, as if to say, yes, yes, without Willas, who will make delicious food for me?

Get out of here, you foodie idiot!

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"The adult is the head of the family. It's impossible to live without an adult in the family. One person does things and one person is responsible. How can I let an adult be punished on my behalf? This kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable."

"Don't I spend too much time at home? The house will be a mess without you taking care of it. Be obedient. It's not like I've never been to a prison or something!"

"But……"

"There's nothing wrong with it. I've already made my decision. Do you think you want to go against my words as the head of the family and my husband?"

"I……"

"But, it's damp and cold in the prison. I'm too lonely. I might not be able to bear it. If someone can give me a little warmth before I go, I might be able to get through it."

"grown ups……"

"Stop talking and kiss me."

"No...absolutely not!"

Is it really too difficult for Vilas? I had no choice but to take the initiative, lower my head and kiss Vilas.

"Uh-huh~~~" Looking at Vilas, whose eyes were full of tears, her face was anxious and full of self-blame, and it was the first time that she didn't blush and feel embarrassed about kissing in public, I made a ding-dong sound in my heart.

Another achievement is unlocked.

"Puff puff ha ha ha ha ha!!!" At this time, the others finally couldn't help laughing, and in a chain reaction, the laughter spread throughout the whole family.

"Brother...brother, I think...it's better to stop it in moderation." Sarah pursed her lips to hold back a smile, while urging me to turn around and save myself from endless suffering.

Princess Sanwu silently took out her notebook, tapped the quill on it and then raised it, showing the words "80 points", oh, do you give me 80 points for your acting this time? This is a rare compliment!

When Vilas heard everyone's laughter, no matter how innocent and innocent she was, she realized that she was being bullied again. She jumped out of the world of punishment for crimes and crimes, and finally found herself having sex with her husband in public. Doing shameful things.

Then, the familiar pop, the face turned red, the forehead smoked, and the shy fainting appeared as if it was the natural law of spring, summer, autumn and winter.

At any rate, she didn't faint this time. She hurriedly took off her arms, puffed out her mouth, and stared at us with an unintimidating look. She seemed to have realized that it was useless, and she hummed softly. , turned away.

"Today's breakfast is gone. I don't want to deal with you for the time being!"

The result was a huge blow to Crystal!

"And..." Vilas turned her head slightly, glanced at me from the corner of her eye, and said in a coy and intermittent manner as if she was about to die: "My lord, that... has a taste that does not belong to an adult."

So, the focus immediately shifted to me. Is there a smell that doesn't belong to me? Think about it carefully. Everyone looked at me with astonishment and looked at me with strange eyes, all wondering where this lecherous Druid had gone to flirt with women so early in the morning.

I was so nervous that I didn’t dare to look back at Lena. Uh-huh... It’s hard to explain now. Willas’s revenge is sometimes quite terrifying.

"Okay, okay, let's end this farce." It was Sister Lina who came to my rescue.

"Because I didn't see it with my own eyes. I'll just turn a blind eye this time. I won't be able to use magic in public next time. Please don't make it difficult for me."

"Sorry, Sister Lina, I will be careful in the future and won't do it again." Vilas also knew that it was indeed her fault this time. The kind-hearted little dog immediately forgot the grievance of being teased just now and seriously bending down to apologize.

"Hahaha, I just said it's okay. It must be okay. I have already gone out to plead with Lina. For the sake of my husband, Lina will definitely not really catch you." Gorilla stepped forward proudly. , as if it was his credit.

Hey, it turns out you are here, and your presence is so thin that you almost caught up with Princess Sanwu just now.

Wait, what did Gorilla just say? Could it be that you are the whistleblower? ! ! !

If you think about it, Vilas and Sarah are so popular. Even if they are seen using magic by others, most of them will not decrypt it. After thinking about it, only this stupid orangutan would do such a stupid thing!

Just find a chance to beat him up...

Finally, Karina confessed that she just came over to tease her best friend and have breakfast. To calm down my recently busy and tired body and mind, I didn’t expect that I would be so cooperative and sang a duet to make the poor puppy Vilas dizzy.

The ending was that Karina and I had a meal of overnight porridge...

This small incident has been revealed, but the serious things that Lena and I did in front of Crystal and Cirno this morning are still brewing.

In the past two days, I always feel like these two idiot daughters are looking at me strangely. Am I too suspicious? You have definitely not inherited any strange knowledge, absolutely not, right? You must not understand anything, right?

Speaking of which, I only recently recognized the identity of Crystal, the idiot daughter, and Cirno, who suddenly visited, formed a duo of idiot daughters who fall in love with each other. On the opposite side, there is the smart duo of the twin princesses. , and finally Xiao Heitan's group of keeping strangers away from the outside. Although he is relatively close to the Twin Princesses, for the time being, it seems that the Twin Princesses are now unilaterally getting close to Xiao Heitan, and Xiao Heitan is not completely open. Heart guard accepts her two enthusiastic sisters.

As for Kajier, as well as the other half daughters, Xiao Mia and Dajiang, because the relationship between them is too complicated, I will put it aside for now and just look at the daughters in front of me. I am very interested. They are also daughters. , the idiot group and the smart group have almost completely opposite attributes, plus a group that keeps strangers away, what kind of sparks will be sparked between the three?

This is a natural relationship and ecological issue about my daughter, and I take it seriously!

First of all, let me follow Xiao Heitan. Early in the morning, she woke up with her mother and the maid, washed up, had breakfast, and started a day of classes. I have to say that Sa Qili is very attentive and considerate, knowing that the students want He is fully developed morally, intellectually, physically, and artistically, so when arranging Xiao Heitan's training courses, a period of time was specially set aside for the maid to teach him cultural lessons. The smart little Heitan has already passed the literacy stage. , gradually moving towards the path of a literary girl.

The dirty jokes maid is indispensable for this, I have to praise her, and she is very self-aware and knows that she is an unscrupulous mother who talks dirty jokes, so she regards herself as a negative example and takes revenge on Princess Sanwu. Wolf's vigilant attitude never lets his daughter come into contact with those weird knowledge. Because he understands, he is more professional. It is absolutely a 360-degree defense without blind spots, allowing Xiao Heitan to maintain a pure and innocent heart.

In contrast, the Twin Princesses are just... wuwuwu, Princess Sanwu, you must die, I will spank you a hundred times!

Back to the topic, let me continue to follow Xiao Heitan. After the two-hour cultural class, the next step is the life class. The specific content is to work out today’s lunch and dinner menu with Veras, and check whether the ingredients in the cellar are sufficient. If not, we will I have to go to the West District Market to replenish my warehouse. Bargaining is an art class. Only by living in harmony with life can you live a delicious life. The noble adventurer doesn’t know how much vegetables and fresh meat cost per pound. This kind of thing cannot happen to Xiao Heitan. .

At this stage, if the Twin Princesses have finished their work at the priest training camp, they will also participate in it. In addition, there will be a full-time deputy, Sarah's mother. Needless to say, the pornographic maid will definitely teach by words and deeds. I have to say that although this stupid maid She is useless in other aspects, but her cooking skills are the only thing that can surpass her sister.

After lunch, the formal training began. This is the first world. Xiao Heitan has no opponent, and the pornographic maid does not want to fight with her daughter. What should I do? No problem, what do you think of this furry, snow-white giant wolf? It’s a little too strong? Oh, let's change to this one, a big man covered in armor and carrying a basket, only showing his innocent little eyes.

As a result, the camp mascot Xiao Jia became a target and was chased all over the training ground by a group of skeleton stone demons every day. The scene was very hilarious.

Until dinner time, the mother and daughter, who were all wet with sweat and the maid, came home bathing in the sunset and finished taking a bath together - let me tell you in advance, I didn't watch the bath!

It’s just that I somewhat miss the family happiness of Xilusi Aikelu and Xiao Heitan taking a bath with me when they were young. When my daughters grow up, it is a thing that makes me happy and sad at the same time.

After dinner, what are you going to do next?

As a result, just when I wanted to continue to secretly follow Xiao Heitan, a figure from behind suddenly rushed towards me unexpectedly and pushed me to the ground.

No...no, has the matter been exposed? Wait, let me think about it, how to explain it, how to get over it, right...that's right, secret code, secret code!

"The king of heaven and the tigers of the earth!" I yelled to show that I was an organized person.

"You're such an idiot for your size, you stupid prince." I was lightly tapped on the back of my head, and when I heard a familiar voice, I slowly turned my head and found that it was the pornographic maid.

"Is it you, what do you want to do, are you finally going to do the following things? Although I knew you would take this step sooner or later, I didn't expect it to be now. You kid, how much do you have to worry about? when?"

"It's useless to change the subject. You've been following us all day. You idiot prince, what are you planning?"

"I just want to see more of my little Heitan's heroic appearance." I explained angrily.

"Why don't you just follow me openly? Why do you use tracking? I don't understand what you idiot is thinking at all. No, maybe your brain has completely atrophied and you can't think anymore. I understand, there is a bottle of medicine here, please take it immediately and maybe you can save your life."

The force that locked her was gradually released. Hey, she believed it. Did she really believe it? ! I'm not boasting. I've been married to a pornographic maid for many years. She knows me so well that she knows what kind of fart I'm going to fart as soon as I stick my butt out. She was fooled by me so easily. Past?

Could it be that... my daughter's control attribute is so popular?

. . . (To be continued.)

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