Chapter 2897 One of the Seven Mysteries of the Wu Family

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"So, you went to the river and ran naked?" In the third world cell, everyone looked at the Gorilla with indifferent eyes, sitting inside with tears in his eyes.

"That's right, that's right. They said it was a misunderstanding. And this is not streaking. Brother Wu, haven't you already understood me? Mi Shan and Khan and I have the great free and bohemian thoughts in our hearts! You are not Have you always been on our side?!" Gott wiped away his tears and shouted longing for freedom.

It can be clearly felt that the moment Gao Te finished speaking, almost all the girls around me subconsciously took a step away from me, forming an isolation ring around me.

No...wait a minute, listen to my explanation, that's not the case! I'm not a pervert like Gott! ! !

"Sorry, I don't know who Brother Wu you are talking about. If I met a perverted man running naked by the river, I would immediately send him to the cell and I would never tolerate him." I said righteously. In other words, he drew a clear line between the righteous gorilla and the Gorilla.

"Why is this happening!!! I thought Brother Wu, you were definitely from our side!!!" Gao Te let out a loud scream in the cell.

"Get out of here, I don't remember when I ran naked with you by the river!" I noticed that the girls were looking at me with increasingly cold eyes, and I also shook the coffee table in my heart.

"No, no, no, if you think about it carefully, didn't you strip naked together by the river? We all, together with Lar, Lao Ma, Carlos, Rickenhans and the others, also played a** game together. Water Puff!!!”

Gott hasn't finished speaking yet. I was punished through the fence by my righteous iron fist, which was so angry that I said, "That's called taking a bath. You are completely different from this kind of pervert who takes off his clothes and runs naked by the river."

"Wait a minute, brother Wu, I've been worried about your statement from the beginning. What does it mean to run naked by the river? Isn't this a strange statement? It's like describing painting as waving a brush randomly, and describing singing as... Open your mouth, this view is completely inappropriate. Running naked by the river is just a straightforward means of expression. My real purpose is the same as painting and singing, to pursue unfettered free art! Please call me Free Flying Artist Gorilla Gott!!!”

"What should I do with this guy?" I was no longer too lazy to discuss the art of streaking with this stupid orangutan, and looked directly at Raphael.

"Yes. After all, Karina has also helped us a lot. It seems a bit regretful to lock up her husband like this and prevent him from participating in the next competition."

"Then it's easy to handle. Just let this guy keep his criminal status and lock him up after he finishes participating in the competition. Anyway, he will probably be eliminated in the next one."

"Brother Wu, we are friends. We are friends, right? Don't you think you just said something outrageous to your friend? Although I am a paladin man of steel, I am also very weak at heart. Are you crying?"

Gao Te, who was holding the iron fence with both hands, shed two lines of clear tears from his eyes.

"It is also the duty of a friend to kill relatives for justice, my old sinful friend~"

"Why is this? I obviously want to give Lina a surprise, and I want to get a good ranking and go back to make him happy..." Gott Otz knelt down, as if he finally realized his mistake.

"As expected. Should we run further afield to pursue freedom?"

"..." No, he didn't realize at all that I was too naive to expect a stupid, perverted streaker to change his ways. It is better to hope that Yoneyama will lose his attachment to the sunset seaside.

"It seems that the second round of the competition has already started." I looked at the time and said suddenly.

"Ah, no, I have to go check it out. My show seems to be scheduled earlier." Tia smiled, took out a cloak and put it on.

"I used to always throw away the cloak that Vilas made for me for no reason..." Looking at the fat cloak that almost touched the floor, I uttered a small protest.

"That's not right!" Tia transformed into a mysterious cloaked woman. He put his slender white index finger gently on my lips and made a silencing gesture.

"Vilas did not make these by herself, I gave them to Fanfan."

"So, you just take it back as a matter of course?"

"What's this? I just got seven or eight, a dozen or so items."

There are actually seven or eight pieces, a dozen pieces? I thought there were only two or three pieces!

"Even if you gave it to me, I don't think it's good to take it hastily." I said it carefully, not wanting Tia to go down the wrong path.

"After I got married to Fanfan, I never took it secretly."

"That's good." I breathed a sigh of relief and let the past go. In short, my clothes will not disappear inexplicably in the future.

"Now they are all taken openly. For example, the plain clothes that Fanfan usually wears are perfect for use as pajamas."

I:"……"

"That's it, let's not talk anymore. I'll go watch the competition first to avoid being automatically disqualified." Tia seemed to have noticed that she had slipped up. Hey, hey, he smiled sheepishly, gave us the victory sign, and then flew away. Ran out.

"It's great, Xiao Xiao Wu, that you have a wife who loves you to the point of perversion." Looking back, they found that Raphael and the others' eyes were very subtle.

"Wait a minute, Tia is not a pervert, it's just a common fetish, right? Everyone has it."

I glanced at everyone, and then I found that the maid Huang Duanzi and Princess Sanwu nodded subconsciously, seeming to agree with these words.

As a result, the atmosphere in the prison fell into brief silence again.

"Could it be that... you also stole my clothes? When Tia made such a fuss, I suddenly remembered that I have indeed lost a lot of clothes over the years."

The pornographic maid and Princess Sanwu looked away expressionlessly.

Sure enough, it's you! ! !

I was about to reprimand these two arrogant maids, but Princess Sanwu scrawled something in her notebook, and then came closer to me, showing it to me alone.

On the notebook it says "**draw water", and then an arrow points to the word "Aleus".

He actually threatened the owner! ! !

I was deeply shocked. I put Princess Sanwu on my lap and spanked her a few times. But when I thought about the meaning of the notebook, if Princess Sanwu really told Aleus what the Gorilla just said, , then what kind of terrible black rot can be made for the little rot girl. I shudder just thinking about it.

You're being cruel, just wait and see!

"Actually, I also secretly took Wu's clothes." At this time, the red and white princess suddenly surrendered for no reason.

"Don't join in the fun."

"it is true."

"For what reason?" I gave up impatiently. I can understand the pornographic maid and the three-no princess, but I can't understand the red and white princess at all.

"Tell me this is the stuff of Saint Yue Xianlang and then sell it to idiot Cirno and let her do hard labor for me."

"Ahhhh, it turns out that the clothes that idiot Reimu gave me didn't belong to my mother!" Cirno screamed, and without saying a word, she threw Princess Kohaku to the ground and used her mysteriously sharp fighting skills to knock Kohaku to the ground. The princess made a sound of distress from the beating.

I:"……"

Everyone: "..."

"No... no. If this goes on... if it goes on like this... my little Linya will lose, will lose... I have to write to her quickly... and let her steal Xiao Xiao Wu's too. Ten or eight pieces of clothes are not enough, you need twenty or thirty pieces... You will never lose, even if it is something so perverted..."

Raphael rarely showed a calm expression, and hurriedly took out a pen and paper from his body and began to write tremblingly. Although he could not accept this perverted approach, he was still determined to do it for the sake of his precious granddaughter's inexplicable victory and defeat.

Wake up, Your Highness the Princess of the Hundred Tribes! Stop causing trouble for me. If you keep like this, I will have no clothes to wear!

"What a bunch of weirdos, fetishists and whatnot, isn't it weird?" Evil Dragon Rena couldn't stand it anymore.

"I can't say anything. After all, Tia is also the culprit." Benzina said that although she wanted to venom at the stupid monkey, she would implicate her good friends anyway, so she let it go.

"This statement is wrong, and I want to correct it no matter what." Maid Huang Duanzi stepped forward and had something to say.

"It's not a fetish, I should say it's a taste fetish."

"Yes, the original taste is very important." Princess Sanwu also rarely spoke.

"Isn't this even more perverted?!"

"I can't help it. Who gave us a perverted master? Being forced to smell his scent and sleep every day and other perverted orders, I've already... I've been used to it for a long time, and there's no way to change it." The pornographic maid wiped the tearful eyes.

"Wait a minute. When did it become my fault? When did I give such a strange order?! And you two, don't believe other people's words easily, and don't look at me like a reptilian creature. !!”

"If I don't believe Jeluka, why should I believe you, a monkey? That's right, it must be the monkey's fault that Tia is so perverted!"

"Likes and dislikes, you stupid **** druid, don't come closer to me, I'm afraid of being contaminated."

"That's right, the idiot prince should hurry up and admit it."

[Plea guilty. Then hand over more clothes. 】Princess Sanwu also tapped her notebook repeatedly.

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Mom, these women are so scary, I want to go home! ! !

"Hey~ can you excuse me?" At this time, the extremely weak voice of the Gorilla came from behind, and his tall figure seemed to have shrunk several times, squatting in the corner, with the little animal's eyes shining with tears. Eyes looking at us.

"I'm sorry for disturbing your family affairs, but what is the purpose of your coming here? Is it really okay to forget about me as the client? Please, it's okay for everyone, just pay attention to me, don't exclude me alone. "

Everyone's eyes fell on him for a few seconds, and then turned back.

"Death penalty, I can no longer tolerate you, a **** monkey, who continues to pollute the pure Dia." Ben Zina angrily pulled out the green and white rapier.

"Wait a minute, teach me. I will punch him and let him leave this world without any pain. I hope he can be a normal person in his next life." Evil Dragon Lena was eager to give it a try.

"No, everyone should calm down a little. When it comes to the death penalty, shouldn't the prisoner's clothes be taken off first?" The pornographic maid made a pause gesture. I thought she was going to save me. I was so naive.

"The clothes this time must be reserved for little Linya no matter what. I will never let little Linya be left out alone."

Is it really possible? Mr. Raphael, rather than being ostracized, your precious granddaughter is now in danger of becoming a widow. This is a more important thing, right? !

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