Chapter 3282 It’s Dog Food Time Again
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"I told you that guessing games used to be my strong point, but you just don't believe me."
I waved my fist and hammered the ground hard. I was frothing at the mouth. I felt that it was not enough. I picked up my rice bowl and took a big mouthful of coke stew, and then continued to think about those days.
"I'm not bragging to you. This is true. It's just that I have been in a sluggish state in the past few years."
"It's not just the past few years that you've been in a sluggish state for the past few lifetimes." The evil dragon Reina touched her belly beautifully, burped with satisfaction, and looked sideways.
"In any case, I was once strong and fought fiercely throughout my life. I have never been defeated, and I have never been understood."
With deep eyes, I picked up the bowl and silently ate the last mouthful of coke stew. I looked up at the blood-red full moon with sad eyes. The half-thorned beard that I hadn't shaved in a few days highlighted a person of vicissitudes of life, as if it were a man filled with stories and stories. The connotation of mystery is a handsome man.
Ava'er and Evil Dragon Lena looked at each other and exchanged a few glances. Then, Evil Dragon Lena carried out a precise attack. She only used five words to sink my invincible ship.
"Living in a dream."
Ai Wa'er took a small sip of the stew. She ate very slowly. I should say too slowly. Those who didn't know better thought she was losing weight. There was an eager look hidden in her coldness. I could see through her at a glance. of the picture.
Every time my eyes fell on her, she would take a sip. More than half an hour had passed since I was PFKOed by these two guys without any suspense, and she still had her portion of the stew left. Most of the time, logically speaking, it should be cold, but every time I look at her, every time she eats, she is still emitting steaming heat, and the heat is blowing towards me, which is obviously not a favorable wind.
conspiracy!
I sneered in my heart, stupid, do you think I don't know what you are thinking? It is estimated that I will not be able to bear the provocation and humiliation of the Evil Dragon Reina, and will transform into the Holy Moon Wise Wolf regardless of my own safety, overturn the results of the previous competition full of doubts and traps, and fight to the death again to avenge the shame, right? Although the Evil Dragon Reina Na's portion has been eaten, but she still has Ai Wa'er's portion for Master Xian Lang.
No matter what happens, even if I give up my revenge, as long as I put down my dignity and transform into the Holy Moon Wolf, she will take the initiative to bring the affection broth.
Am I, am I being underestimated? In the mind of this M-shaking angel, am I just such a dishonest man who can't afford to lose, has no dignity, is stingy and greedy, and can throw away his integrity whenever he wants? ! This is simply unreasonable!
I slapped the ground angrily, my eyes were stern, and my heart was filled with indignation and determination. Today, I will let you see what kind of tough guy I, Druid Wu Fan, am!
"Jigu~~~~~~"
There was an embarrassing rumble of hunger in my stomach, and the stew was burnt and black. Sure enough, I still wasn't full.
However, even if I, Wu Jingze, am starved to death, even if I jump from here, I won’t be able to eat a mouthful of Ai Wa’er’s stew!
The atmosphere fell into an eerie silence, with only the crackling sound of the bonfire remaining. Three pairs of eyes seemed to be staring at the bonfire and dozing off, but in fact, the corners of their eyes were moving left and right in the firelight, filled with an aura of intrigue and ulterior motives.
The incident happened in an instant. Without any warning, the guy named Wu Jingze suddenly kept his sitting position, twisted his upper body back, kicked his legs hard, and flew behind him in a weird posture. , I randomly grabbed the Vilas brand love dry food in my hand and stuffed it into my mouth.
The evil dragon Reina's movements were not slow. When the guy named Wu Jingze was still in the air and had not landed, she had already pounced on him from behind, suppressed him from behind, and controlled the hand that stuffed him into his mouth.
However, it was too late. The dry food of love in one hand was gone, and only Comrade Wu Jingze's stuffed mouth could be seen, chewing continuously.
"You idiot, scoundrel, liar, you actually cheated!" The evil dragon Reina seemed to have been greatly deceived in her young heart, and she was filled with grief and anger.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" I whimpered and quickly swallowed the food in my mouth, lest the evil dragon Lena react and strangle my neck, then I would really turn into a cormorant.
"Why why? Haven't I already eaten the burnt stew? What else do you want from me?" Wiping my mouth, I lay on the ground and confidently followed the evil dragon Lei who was pressing on me. Na, please tell the truth.
"If you do this, what's the point of guessing? The guy who loses should eat burnt stew. Otherwise, what's the point of winning?"
"You are too obsessed with winning and losing, kid. There are many other more important things in this world waiting for you to pursue. Don't get lost in the narrow fork in the road that only wins and lose. It will only make your eyes clouded with dust." I said With the face of a Taoist monk, he tried to make the lost lamb who was riding under his butt repent.
By the way, how long are you going to ride? !
"Huh? The winner should get the benefits, and the loser should be punished. This is a matter of course."
"..." It was impossible to communicate properly with this little female dragon. What she said was too straightforward and reasonable, and I didn't know how to continue to deceive her.
"I've eaten anyway, so you can't make me spit it out." I just rolled around and acted like a fool.
"No, you have to spit it out."
"Why are you being so exaggerated? You don't even look at our current situation. What if I don't have enough to eat and I can't show my strength in a fierce battle tomorrow?" I said with a stern voice, and showed the overall situation.
"I didn't say I wouldn't let you eat enough."
"Then why don't you let me eat?"
"Your eating posture is wrong. The loser should be pitifully begging the winner, begging me to give you some food, and then I will consider letting you be full."
"Asshole, don't trample on my dignity."
"Is this what you call dignity?!"
"This is called stealing dignity."
"Is stolen dignity still called dignity?"
"The treasure you stole is no longer a treasure? Why are you stealing it if it's not a treasure?"
"Strong words and nonsense!"
When the evil dragon Leina was furious, I took the opportunity to stuff the dry food from the other hand into my mouth. Well, that was enough. The next step was to play the role of a salted fish who had lost his dream, and lay on the ground contentedly. Even though the evil dragon Lena can call the wind and rain, she remains unmoved.
It turned out to be empty and full of air. Hey, where is my puppy food?
There was the sound of the evil dragon Rena chewing from above. She turned her head and saw that she looked smug and her mouth was full. She didn't know where she had eaten. Combined with the fact that the dry food in her hand was missing, it was obvious that the prisoner was there. .
"You actually robbed me of my dry food?" I couldn't believe it. How shameless was this little female dragon?
"How dare you continue to eat secretly?" After slowly swallowing the dry food, the evil dragon Rena retorted.
"I eat my own dry food based on my strength, so why not? If you have the ability, go find Vilas No. 2 who is willing to make dry food for you!"
"Why can't I eat the dry food that I grabbed with my strength? If you have the ability, go find Dragon Knight Partner No. 2 who won't steal your dry food!"
"You're still imitating it, right? Get out of my way. How long do you want to ride?"
"No way, that's it for tonight. You can't even think about leaving to steal some solid food. This is the punishment a loser deserves."
"It's just a guess! The punishment is too severe."
"You came up with the winning and losing conditions yourself, not me. Besides, you can beg me."
"If you don't beg, I won't beg even if you kill me."
"Oh, then you can sleep on your stomach like this. I'll go to sleep first." After saying that, the little female dragon really sat on my back and closed her eyes.
"Are you serious?"
"call……"
"Hey, Comrade Reina, do you hear me?"
"call……"
"Hey, Miss Reina? Don't really sleep! You are joking, you are joking with me, right?"
"call……"
He shouted several times, but the only response he received was the girl's soft and even breathing.
Very good, it seems that she has really fallen asleep. This little sleeping pig is exactly like a little ghost. It sleeps when it wants to. It is like no one else who can fall asleep as soon as its eyes are closed.
Now, I just need to gently, gently... Huh?
I wanted to move my lower body out from the crotch of the evil dragon Lena, but I found that my body seemed to be rooted and I couldn't move at all, but my limbs and head could be moved at will.
Obviously the evil dragon Lena did not use her big body weight technique, the elastic buttocks pressing on her waist were as light as a feather falling on it, and she could fly it away with just a thrust of her buttocks .
Why? ! What kind of evil spell was this cast on me? ! Move quickly, me!
My heart was screaming, but my body was disobedient and lay still.
"Aiwa'er?" I tried to call for help. Sure enough, the dragon needed the justice angel to punish it. At this moment, I became a believer.
Turning around, he saw that Zhengyi had left him at some point and had taken the tent to himself, you bastard Zhengyi!
In fact, when someone and a certain little female dragon just started to fight, Aiwa'er, knowing that she had no part in appearing, had already put the bowl of hot dog food... ah no, it was a hot stew. The soup, with an expressionless face, ate it as fast as possible, and then went into the tent.
I can't afford to offend you, and I can't afford to hide from you, a pair of guys who send out dog food randomly?
Alas, who did I offend, to meet such a competitive, arrogant and tough-tongued little female dragon?
Sighing, I resigned myself to my fate and closed my eyes. Suddenly, the body of the person on my back tilted, and the body he was sitting on was softly pressed against my back.
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