Chapter 466 What Should I Do if I Can’t Eat It and Can’t Have Sex with It? The Birth of the Khajiit.

The audience in front of the TV were completely confused when faced with Venus' strange behavior, not knowing what was going on.

What's going on in this big cat's head?

Why is it so strange?

What are these inexplicable movements doing?

But for a zoologist, these actions are all too simple.

For example, Director Ke, a real tiger expert, could tell what Dawei was thinking just by looking up.

"Tigers are animals. Female tigers only go into heat for less than a week a year, but male tigers are not like that!" Director Ke stroked Dawei's head lovingly and said, "Male tigers want to go into heat all year round. Bang bang bang, it’s very animalistic.”

Director Ke had a loving expression on his face as he caressed Dawei and said such words, which was simply creepy.

"In this way, it is easy to understand Dawei's actions just now." Director Ke pinched Dawei's round and fleshy ears with both hands, gently pulled and stroked them, causing Dawei to purr comfortably. With a snoring sound, he said lovingly: "Male creatures in nature often judge the world in a very simple binary way - there are only two kinds of things in the world, those that can be eaten and those that can be fucked..."

"Wait, wait!" Ke Meng quickly asked his father to speak slowly, "I'll write it down."

"Why are you taking notes on this?" Principal Ke was confused. "I asked you to learn biology before, but you didn't study it. Didn't you take notes in class?"

"I want you to take care of it!" Ke Meng directly opened his social network.

Nowadays, when people read something, they especially like to discuss it while watching it, and they like to complain while watching it.

For example, the world-famous barrage is the product of this preference.

It's a pity that this episode of Gao Neng Rushing forward is broadcast live on TV, so I'm afraid it can't be shown directly on TV.

Fortunately, there are still huge barrage of various social networks in this world.

Since the latest episode of "High Energy Rush" was broadcast, all kinds of intensive complaints have begun on the entire social network, and related topics have been ranked first in an instant.

Recently, Ke Meng has been posting private photos of his family, Venus, on social networks every day. Recently, his number of fans has soared, and he has also been certified as Ke Meng, the breeder of His Highness Venus.

Seeing this certification, Director Ke almost rolled his eyes to the sky.

But Ke Meng never gets tired of it. Young people nowadays like to be noticed the most.

And today, she was specially invited by the topic manager to give simultaneous commentary on social networks.

For this, Ke Meng had done her homework beforehand, and she also had her father as a backup.

Before, Ke Meng had only posted some useless popular science, but now he began to copy large sections of his father's words.

"The judgment mechanism of male animals is very binary. There are only two kinds of things in this world, those that can be eaten and those that can be fucked..."

"Venus's movements are actually very simple. He waved his paw at the beginning, and the meaning was very obvious."

"The tiger's forelimbs are very powerful weapons. In fact, they are not weaker than the bear's paws. Look at Venus's forelimb muscles." At this time, Ke Meng also took a close-up photo of Venus lying there. Under the fur, Dawei's forelimbs were as muscular as a muscular monster.

"It waved its paw first, which obviously meant to see if it could be eaten."

"In nature, tigers are at the top of the food chain. Cats are the most perfect hunters in evolution, and tigers are the largest, strongest, and most individually powerful cats. After the extinction of the dinosaurs and before the emergence of humans, the land There is almost nothing that can threaten the existence of tigers. Human beings only rely on the strength of numbers. If we really encounter tigers with our bare hands, three to five... six, seven, eighty or ninety people may not be opponents."

Originally, Director Ke was talking about three or five humans, but after Ke Mengmeng thought, with the current fighting power of otakus, probably thirty or fifty of them would be no match. This was probably the worst time Tiger had been hacked this year.

"So, for a tiger, in this world, anything that can be killed can be eaten. The only question left is whether it is delicious or not. When encountering a guy blocking the road, he will first dig down with his paw, leaving only a trace. This is It means...this thing can't be killed, so it can't be eaten. The tiger's judgment mechanism is that simple."

After all, Ke Meng is a single girl with extremely fast hand speed. Her manicured hand danced on the phone as she typed a series of words without even blinking.

"This can explain why Dawei waved his paw first, but this is only the first step of the tiger's judgment."

"When faced with something that cannot be eaten, a young and healthy male tiger will have a second plan in his head, which is... can this thing be eaten?"

Then, there was the so-called "butt unlocking" scene.

This young and healthy male tiger was trying very hard to snap the door open.

Do not laugh!

After all, this is a young and healthy male creature!

There is nothing in the world that cannot be fucked!

On TV, Venus was still trying very seriously to slam down the door.

If you don't know the truth, you may still find this process funny.

But people who know the truth suddenly find it no longer funny.

They even wanted to call and report: "Way, what are you doing? Someone is having sex live on TV! Police uncle, arrest them quickly!"

Under Ke Meng's explanation, there were all kinds of complaints instantly.

"No wonder, that's what happened!"

"Don't talk about tigers, my boyfriend is like this too! He only has two thoughts in his head! Besides eating, he just has sex!"

"Master Ke, are all male creatures like this? Not just tigers?"

"Is bang bang bang really that good? Why is this thing stuck in your brain?"

"Bang bang bang bang door, Venus is really a genius!"

"Wait a minute, if we were with a tiger, wouldn't the tiger be thinking about eating us or killing us..."

"I think this is normal. When we walk on the street and see handsome guys and beautiful women, we also want to have sex..."

Everyone's discussion was suddenly taken astray.

"The biggest difference between humans and tigers is that when they can't eat or have sex, humans will find new solutions..."

"What about the tiger?"

"The tiger will probably try other ways of eating or having sex."

Sure enough, as Ke Meng said, Venus on TV started to try other ways to have sex again.

The cat's body is very flexible. On TV, Venus seems to have unlocked eighteen postures. People who don't know it think that Venus is trying to unlock it in various ways and are still cheering for Venus. You know Those who saw the truth were really blushing and wanted to change the channel immediately.

Director Ke also watched the TV and said with emotion: "The biggest difference between humans and other animals is probably that they have found another way to interact with the world..."

Appetite evolved into greed; desire for sex evolved into lust for power.

Therefore, modern people are still trying to find ways to eat anything they can eat, or have fun with anything they can have fun with...

Looking at the world from this perspective, it is really a boring world.

Both you and the world are constantly being slapped by others. There is filth everywhere, and there is nowhere to put your foot down.

From this perspective, this chapter is also pornographic, and it would be unreasonable not to be reported.

"But it is precisely because humans began to look for another way that humans began to become humans..." Director Ke lamented, "Unfortunately, tigers are not humans after all..."

Director Ke actually didn't watch the video recording on TV, so he didn't know what happened next.

But after saying these words, Director Ke was stunned.

On TV, Dawei tried various positions to eat or have sex, but finally stopped.

It squatted back in front of the door, tilted its head, and stared at the nine-square door in front of it.

There were many traces on the door.

Unfortunately, the door remains strong and stable.

At this time, he stretched out a paw again and poked the door gently.

"Click", another slider moved under his paw.

This process was just like what he had tried many times before. Everyone was staring at him. Did this big guy think of another way to have sex?

I have to say that on PaPaPaPa, Dawei is really knowledgeable and does not look like a tiger at all.

None of the audience here know that as a real winner of tiger life, Dawei is one of several tigers who have obtained the right to mate. Under the acceleration of time, he has beautiful tigers to have sex with 24 hours a day. , there are already hundreds of descendants...

In comparison, many of the poor magicians in front of the TV should just grab a stone and jump into the river.

And Dawei did not get this power for no reason, because he is one of the smartest tigers, and his intelligence is obviously far superior to that of his peers.

At this time, something even more horrifying to Director Ke happened.

"Click." Dawei moved the slider again.

"Click... click..." Dawei discovered something. For the first time, his strong claws were not stretched out to scratch his opponent.

Its big, furry, thick palm gently moved the slider on the door.

Then it suddenly raised both paws and waved them at the door.

"Click, click, click..." A crisp sound sounded, and the slider kept sliding back and forth.

Dawei stopped from time to time, tilting his head and looking at the door in front of him.

After studying artificial intelligence, humans have discovered that artificial intelligence can do things better than humans can do things that humans work hard to do. For example, playing chess, calculations, statistics, finding connections between things, looking for patterns, etc.

While humans can do things easily, such as walking on two feet, such as recognizing images, artificial intelligence is still far behind humans.

This also means that in fact, the greatest thing about animal brains is not the various "advanced thinking" respected by humans. In these "advanced thinking", humans are still very superficial.

It also means... tigers are not actually much stupider than humans as humans think.

So, when did humans change from apes to humans?

Is it the first time you walk upright, or the first time you think about the "1+1" problem, or is it the moment when you evolve to have short upper limbs and longer lower limbs?

no one knows.

But when the last slider was aligned at a certain position, the door clicked and slowly opened.

Director Ke's hand that was gently squeezing Dawei's ears suddenly stopped.

He suddenly realized something particularly terrifying.

This big guy looks no different from other tigers.

From this moment on, he is no longer a tiger.

He...is a Khajiit.

(I went back to my hometown, so there is a little less time today.)