Chapter 468: Great Joy, the Birth of a Dog! (Happy New Year Everyone)
In the east courtyard of the manor, in the acclimation room, several young people were sitting on chairs, scratching their heads and ears.
Next to it, a few idiots were lying on the carpet next to them, straightening their upper bodies and looking at them with wide eyes.
The current acclimation room has been expanded a long time ago, with playgrounds, lawns, and houses. From a distance, it looks like a school.
Young people and idiots were sitting in a classroom. In front of them, there was a blackboard with several simple linear equations in two variables written on it.
"X+Y=17,
Hearing that Gao Xie went to Xuzong University to find a teacher again, Xiao Wang immediately volunteered as Gao Xie's first teacher.
I have no choice, I bought the house, but I have no money to decorate it! If you work for a day or a year, you will have money for decoration immediately!
However, he didn't expect that this would be a long-term job and not something he could finish in one day as he thought.
Fortunately, the salary is very high, and the time is occasionally accelerated. Overall, the efficiency of making money is still much higher than in school.
Of course, on the first day of teaching, Xiao Wang was almost beaten up by these former gangsters. After all, what these people hate most is the teacher.
So starting from the next day, Gao Crab sent a few fools to maintain order.
"How to calculate such a simple formula? We must first find an equation with only one variable, X-8=1, that means X=8+1, right? What is 8+1 equal to?"
In front of the blackboard, a few unlearned gangsters looked dazed and dizzy.
Of course they are equal to 8+1, but they have been confused by this equation.
Why do we have to go around this way when we can easily solve a problem?
They don't understand.
Xiao Wang suddenly felt a headache.
He threatened: "If you don't study hard like this, I'm going to find Brother Crab!"
Several people burst into tears. Sure enough, they were lazy in the beginning and it was all in their heads. Who would have thought that after being out of society for so many years, they would still go back to school?
Several people quickly pretended to listen carefully, but in fact their heads were full of mush.
"So, what is 8+1 equal to?"
"Can you please stop being so circumstantial! I just don't understand this!" Cricket couldn't help complaining.
Why, why does something so anti-human exist?
If I could learn such annoying and tiring things, why would I still join society?
In society, I am Cricket Brother, and I don’t talk much. If I were asked to learn, I would just do it!
I will throw bricks at you, believe it or not! Cricket's hand subconsciously touched the bench.
"Woof! Chirp!" Next to him, Dahu glared at a few gangsters with disdain and shouted loudly.
A few poor gangsters, who had been tortured by the big tiger in the past two days, were shivering. When they heard the big tiger's cry, they shivered in fear, fearing that they would be "slapped in the face" again, so they hurriedly said: "We learn, we Xue, please wait, let us slow down, don’t go too fast!”
Xiao Wang is almost crying, why are you still shouting?
With a salary as high as Brother Crab’s, I’m teaching math at the kid’s level, but you’re still too quick?
"It's really too fast..." Cricket felt extremely aggrieved.
Before Xiao Wang could say anything, Big Tiger shouted again: "Woof! Chirp! Woof woof! Come on!"
After calling, Dahu glanced at them disdainfully.
"Don't bark, Dahu, we're going to school here..." Xiao Wang waved his hand, and Dahu lay down a little unhappy, grunting on the ground and letting out an aggrieved whine.
"Hey, wait..." Xiao Wang suddenly felt something was wrong. He pointed to the blackboard: "Dahu, are you talking about this?"
"Woof woof!"
"What about this?"
"Woof, slip! Woof woof! Hiss!"
"Hahahaha, this dog is actually doing the questions!" Next to him, Cricket laughed so hard that he almost burst into tears. This dog is actually doing the questions?
Smiling and laughing, Cricket suddenly discovered that Xiao Wang was not smiling.
Wait... Did this dog do the right thing?
Not to mention Cricket and the others, Xiao Wang was almost petrified. He opened his mouth wide and took a long time to react. He tested again, then turned around and ran away, shouting as he ran: "Brother Crab, Brother Crab, it's not good, No…that’s great! That’s great!”
More than ten minutes later, Zhuang Buyuan and Gao Xia stared at Dahu with his eyes wide open, holding a pen and writing on the blackboard with his almost-grown "little hands".
Beside, there are more and more people, and there are many strange things in the manor, but today is particularly strange, the dog can write!
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9..."
"study hard, improve every day."
"I haven't taught them either! Where did they learn this?" Gao Crab was very puzzled.
"I've probably seen these words somewhere before, so I learned them." Zhuang Buyuan's eyes also shone. It turned out that it was these idiots who opened up his mind and helped him achieve his achievements!
Happy to have a great run, happy to have a great run!
Although Zhuang Buyian has seen countless new races, it feels really amazing to personally create a race with advanced intelligence.
In this world, no matter how powerful a person is, he can only create a child, but he created an entire race!
He couldn't wait to urge: "Quick, what else can you write? Keep writing!"
Encouraged, Dahu started writing again.
"Double click 666..."
"I'll buy you an orange."
"Student Duxiu, please sit down..."
"I drank alone and got drunk..."
Everyone smiled, they must have learned this from their mobile phones.
"Thank you boss for the red envelope!"
"The owner is shameless!"
"The owner is here, run!"
"Master, you also have today..."
Wait, there seems to be an incomprehensible sentence mixed in?
"Okay Dahu, be good." Gao Xia walked forward, took the chalk from Dahu's hand as if nothing had happened, and said with a slight smile: "The words you wrote are too ugly, let me erase them for you..."
Zhuang Buyuan also smiled slightly, and in an instant, the shadows of hands were flying around the room.
The long-lost invincible divine palm reappears in the world.
After a while, Dahu ran to Gao Crab, extremely puzzled.
Dad, daddy, why are you lying on the ground with your butt stuck out? Is this position comfortable?
Zhuang Buyuan reached out and stroked Dahu's head and said, "Be good, Dahu deserves a reward!"
Then he took out a bone from his backpack and gave it to him.
Dahu grinned and stuck out his tongue. Hachihachi gasped, not knowing where he got the award.
But what the owner said must be right! Dahu is awesome!
etc……
After all, his mind has been opened now. Dahu ran in front of Gao Crab again and looked at his father in confusion: Dad, what did I do wrong?
"Dahu didn't do anything wrong, we did something wrong..." Gao Xie glanced at Zhuang Buyuan and looked up to the sky with a sigh.
It is said that parents are children’s best teachers. If we neglect our children’s education, we deserve to be beaten...
After Zhuang Buyuan left, Gao Xia got up from the ground, looked at the excited tiger, and then looked at the crickets and others beside him. He sighed helplessly and shook his head.
Dahu stretched out his little hand and waved at them, his disdainful expression clear.
"We seem... despised by a dog." Several people in Cricket burst into tears.
Thanks to the puffy carrot for the reward! Thanks to Baima Mountain Man, A Pig Who Loves Reading for your daily tips, and thank you to all the children’s shoes for your tips!
Happy New Year everyone~