Chapter 1258 Century Reconciliation (2)

"Chicken wants to know what happiness is? So he ran to ask tiger. Tiger said that happiness is a family together. Chicken then went to ask lion. Lion said that having three wives and four concubines is very happy. Later, chicken still felt reconciled. I ran to ask the jaguar again, and the leopard said that having a healthy body is happiness. The chick was so happy that he went home and told the mother chicken about everything today. Today you are the happiest, the little chicken is puzzled and asks why? The mother chicken said: You are happy to come back alive today, look at those B people you asked, how much is it?"

After Wei Liao finished speaking, Jiang Xiaowei burst out laughing...

Then he pinched Wei Liao coquettishly, "Why didn't you tell me such a fun thing?"

"I just remembered it too, don't pinch my wife, it's time to be green..."

Looking around, everyone was laughing, only Zhu Lingling remained calm...

"Are you determined to win our money?" Wei Liao laughed.

"Little boy, just hold it in, let's see how long you hold it in?" Jiang Xiaowei was also happy.

At this time, Wei Liao was willing to admit defeat, withdrawing one thousand yuan from his wallet and putting it in a small bamboo basket.

This is the second fiasco...

It seems that everyone has a bad start...

At this moment, Huo Mian tugged on Qin Chu's sleeve, "Husband, please tell me one too. All the gay men working here have told you. It's your turn."

"En." Lord Qin thought hard.

He has always been aloof and arrogant, and rarely turns into a funny one...

So it was really embarrassing for him to tell jokes to everyone.

But Huo Mian has already spoken, he must not let his wife down.

So Qin Chu stood up in every possible embarrassment, and said solemnly, "Then let me just say one, anyway, it may not be funny, and it may be cold."

"It's okay, your jokes don't need to be funny, just take a thousand dollars. Gao Ran interrupted.

The little girl Huo Mian applauded Qin Chu, then raised her fist, "Husband, come on."

Qin Chu nodded and said, "There was an old farmer who raised a pig for many years. The pig was very strong, and he was reluctant to kill it. Then one day, people from the Animal Protection Association came to the village to inspect and asked him, your pig eats every day. What? He said wild vegetables. People from the Animal Protection Association were not happy, saying that the pigs were fed so poorly, which was cruelty to animals, and the fine was 500. The old farmer felt uncomfortable, but he obediently paid the fine... The next day , the people from the charity organization came and asked him, what do your pigs eat? He said, my pigs eat big fish and meat every day. In short, whatever we eat, the pigs eat whatever? The people from the charity organization said, you are a waste Food, how many children in the mountainous area can’t afford steamed buns now, and the fine is 500. The old farmer felt aggrieved, but he still paid the fine obediently. On the third day, the leader of the county came to inspect and asked him, what do your pigs eat every day? The old farmer struggled for a long time, and replied cautiously, "I give it ten yuan a day, and it can buy whatever it wants to eat. "

After Qin Chu finished speaking, everyone laughed again...

Huo Mian gave a thumbs up, "It's the first time I've heard my husband tell jokes in such a formal way, it's quite funny in itself."

"Qin Chu, it turns out that you also have such a funny side, haha." Jiang Xiaowei laughed uncontrollably.

Wei Liao and Gao Ran also enjoyed talking about it...

At this time, everyone went to see Zhu Lingling and found that she was still expressionless and calm.

"My Lingling didn't smile again?" Gao Ran raised his eyebrows.

Without further ado, Qin Chu immediately took out a thousand yuan and put it in a small bamboo basket...

The three men all failed disastrously when they set out...

"Wei Wei, you come here, take care of the place, and break through Zhu Lingling's zombie face." Huo Mian looked at Jiang Xiaowei and said.

"Okay, leave the arduous task to me. I will tell you the funniest joke. Let me tell you, I will live by this joke in my life..." Jiang Xiaowei rolled up her sleeves and stood with great fanfare. stand up.

Wei Liao carefully supported her, for fear that she would fall...

"Honey, let's calm down, don't move too much... Ha, take it easy."

"Listen to me..." Jiang Xiaowei was full of confidence from the beginning.

She is a doctor of psychology, she should be very good at grasping everyone's psychology, right? Everyone immediately pinned their hopes on her.