Chapter 1259 Century Reconciliation (3)
Jiang Xiaowei coughed lightly and said earnestly, an American, a Frenchman and a Chinese were walking in the desert, thirsty, hungry and tired, while walking, they suddenly picked up a bottle, and after opening it, a person floated out, The man said, I am the lamp god, and I can grant your three wishes. Americans love to take advantage. The first one rushed to say, the first wish is that I want a lot of money, the second wish is still a lot of money, and the third wish is that I want to go back to the United States. The Genie nodded, "It's simple." Then with a big wave of his hand, the Americans went home with a lot of money, and the French also rushed to say, the first wish is that I want beautiful women, the second wish is that I want many, many beautiful women, and the last wish is that I want to go back to France. God waved his hand, "It's easy, go." Then the French returned home with many, many beauties. Finally, the Chinese sat on the ground thinking hard and said, "My first wish was to have a bottle of Erguotou, and the lamp god gave it to him. After he finished speaking, he said, "The second wish, give me another bottle of Erguotou. "Deng Shen gave him another bottle. After drinking it, he asked, what about your third wish? The Chinese thought hard and finally said, I really want to take two little friends, and you ask them to come back to me. In a flash , Americans and French all returned to the desert.
After Jiang Xiaowei finished speaking, everyone laughed...
Although there was no roar of laughter, everyone thought it was quite interesting, but Zhu Lingling was the only one who didn't laugh.
Jiang Xiaowei went on to say, "Don't worry, I haven't finished, then the three of them continued to walk in the desert, picked up another bottle, and another person came out, this person said, I am the brother of the lamp god just now, I have no My brother has high mana, so I can only grant two wishes for each of you. The Americans and the French made a combination, fearing that the Chinese would do bad things, and decided to let him speak first this time. The Chinese thought hard and said, give me the first wish first. A bottle of Erguotou. After drinking it, the Genie asked, what is your second wish? The Chinese thought for a while and said, I have no wish, so you can go back first. The French and Americans were confused at the time. Before I can say my wish, the lamp god is gone...
Huo Mian put her arms around Qin Chu's neck and couldn't help laughing...
Wei Liao lowered his head and took a short video with his mobile phone, laughing while filming.
Gao Ran couldn't help but laugh, and said, "Dr. Jiang is good, I'll keep it and go back to the bureau to tell those subordinates."
Everyone looked at Zhu Lingling again, but she still didn't smile...
Jiang Xiaowei looked at it, feeling very embarrassed, and immediately said, I haven't finished speaking, and then the three of them left again, picked up another bottle, and another lamp god came out and said, and the lamp god said, I am the two lamp gods just now Apprentice, my mana is not as advanced as those two masters, so I can only grant each of you one wish. As soon as the Genie finished speaking, the Americans and the French said in unison, "Send the Chinese back first."
So the Chinese returned home smoothly, the lamp god left, and the Americans and French stayed in the desert forever.
Jiang Xiaowei's story is over, and a joke is divided into three steps... It's very exciting.
But Zhu Lingling just didn't smile...
"Lingling, don't you think it's funny?" Gao Ran was puzzled.
"I don't think so, hurry up and pay, Dr. Jiang." Zhu Lingling waved her hand.
Jiang Xiaowei took out a thousand yuan with admiration and put it in the bamboo basket, "Zhu Lingling, I really admire you."
In the end, everyone pinned their hopes on Huo Mian...
Feeling everyone's expectant eyes, Huo Mian pursed her lips, "Don't look at me like that, I'm Alexander."
"We believe in you." Jiang Xiaowei smiled.
"I don't even believe in myself anymore. I'm such a low-spirited person." Huo Mian was a little embarrassed.
"Let's talk, now you and Chu Lingling are left to compete against each other? Be optimistic about you." Wei Liao felt that Huo Mian was so powerful that he would definitely be able to take down such a wonderful guy as Zhu Lingling.
So Huo Mian nodded, and under the expectation of everyone, she got up and started telling her most classic jokes.