Chapter 738 Completely Degenerate, Guanyin Is Stunned

A barbecue and a wine.

Four-value Gong Cao and Wufang Jiedi fell asleep when they were drunk after eating and drinking.

Woke up after two or three hours of sleep.

"not good!"

After waking up, the nine people instantly thought of something.

"Everyone sleep well? The poor monk wants to show you a baby." Su Xun said with a smile.

Nine people have a bad feeling in their hearts.

Sure enough, their fears became reality the next second.

Su Xun took out his mobile phone and played a video of a group of people bragging and ranting and ranting.

Si-value Gong Cao and Wufang Jiedi's faces were pale, knowing that this was a complete fall into the pit.

Especially the five directions.

In the video, they are bare, breasts, breasts, cassocks on their farts, sitting under their butts, holding wine in one hand and meat in the other, so unhappy.

If this is spread out, then they will definitely go to Western Heaven before Tang monks (︿).

"Elder, you...what do you want?"

The nine people looked at Tang Seng with tears in their eyes.

She looks like a little daughter-in-law who was forcibly forced to become a prostitute.

"It's not what the poor monk wants to do, but what you want to do, understand?"

Su Xun smiled, but put away the phone, put on the wireless headphones, and listened to the dynamic DJ.

The nine had no choice but to nod their heads: "Understood."

"That's right, Amitabha, it's getting late, Wukong, it's time to hit the road."

Su Xun picked up the nine-ringed tin stick and returned to his original appearance as an eminent monk.

Cao Cao of the Four Values ​​and Jieyi of the Five Sides looked at each other, and Cao Yi of the Day Gong gritted his teeth and said, "Elder Mingjian, in addition to me and others, there are also Liuding Liujia and Eighteen Guardian Jialan, elder..."

"The table said it." Su Xun interrupted him, and said confidently: "It's okay to leave it to the poor monk."

The nine people thought about how they were planted, and instantly felt that Tang Seng's words were very credible.

The nine returned to the dark and pretended again.

Su Xun rode a horse, Sun Wukong walked in front, and the master and apprentice went west.

Along the way, the four-level Gong Cao and the Wufang Jiedi have been completely degenerate, and they kept slipping out of the class to catch all kinds of game for Tang Seng to cook.

It has become a journey to the west on the tip of the tongue.

After half a month, Su Xun, Sun Wukong, Si-value Gong Cao, and Wufang Jiedi all gained weight.

No way, it's been a great day.

Oh, by the way, Su Xun also used the same method to get Liu Ding Liujia and Eighteen Guardian Jialan.

Now this group of secretly protecting him has been completely corrupted by him.

Don't say that Tang Seng eats a piece of meat, even if Tang Seng wants to sleep with a girl, they have to help him find one.

On this day, Tang Seng and Sun Wukong were walking on the road, and Sun Wukong jumped while walking.

It's not that he got monkey sick again.

The real reason is that he also has a wireless headset in his ear.

Since he was curious to hear it once.

got addicted.

Cheeky begged for an earphone, he wore his tiger-print short skirt all day long, twisting and turning, and occasionally speaking English.

Suddenly, there was a whistle on the roadside, and six people rushed out, each with a long spear and a short sword, a sharp blade and a strong bow, and said loudly: "The monk! Go there! Leave the horses early, put down your luggage, and spare your life!"

"Yo, Wukong, look, there are six thieves." Tang Seng rode his horse and looked at the six thieves curiously.

Wukong licked the tuft of monkey hair in front of his forehead: "Master, don't worry, let's see what the disciple does."

"Wukong, wait a minute, we monks fight and kill to hurt Tianhe, step back, let the teacher come." Tang Seng said seriously, pulling up the sleeves of the cassock.

Sun Wukong was a little depressed. Apart from hunting, he had no chance to shoot.

On the hillside in the distance, Guanshiyin, who had transformed into an old woman, held a flower hat with a tight hoop in his hand and looked at Monk Tang with a dazed expression.

Is this still the Tang monk he saw in Chang'an?

Not only is he not afraid of encountering robbers, but he also stops Sun Wukong and wants to take the initiative to solve it.

And Sun Wukong is so obedient!

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva glanced down at the flower hat in his hand. If so, is this tight band still needed for Sun Wukong?

The tight hoop is the monkey's disobedience, and the Guanyin Bodhisattva taught Tang monks the means to restrain him.

But now, the monkey is so obedient, what is the need for this tight hoop?

Guanyin Bodhisattva was puzzled and decided to continue watching.

I saw Tang Seng walking towards the six robbers and said, "I am a monk from the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty who came to the Western Heaven to seek the scriptures. You and the other six should not be entangled here, robbing one's house is a death penalty, and the poor monk will give it to you. The six people have a chance to make a change, and quickly go to the nearest government to confess their guilt."

Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled helplessly when he saw this scene.

Tang monk is still Tang monk.

Even more innocent than before.

Do you think he can really persuade these six robbers to surrender to the government?

Then the next second the smile on her face stiffened.

I saw that the six robbers suddenly cried bitterly, and dropped the things in their hands and knelt on the ground.

"Wuwuwu... Shame, shame, I didn't expect that the elders even forgave us when I waited for six people to rob the elder, what a shame!"

"I'm really not a thing. My mother raised me so much that I actually came out to be a robber. I'll go to the dharma right away, and I'll go to confess my guilt right away!"

"Listening to the elder's words is better than reading ten years of books. I have deeply realized the mistakes in my growth path. I must make a change and be a good person."

"The grace of the elders on demand cannot be repaid, and there is only some silver and dry food on the body, and the elders are asked to accept them."

Bodhisattva:"…………"

She stared blankly at this scene.

who I am?

where am I?

What am I going to do?

When the robber met the monk, he did not rob his house, but he wept bitterly and repented because of his words.

And also give money and dry food.

This... the plot is wrong!

Guanyin Bodhisattva always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't see where the problem was.

He could only invite Tan Miao Jia Lan, who was on duty today, to ask him what was going on.

Tan Miaojialan said, "Reporting to the Bodhisattva, the little monk also doesn't know, maybe it's because the person who takes the scriptures is loved by the heavens, and the journey will be smooth sailing."

After eating meat for a few days, of course he didn't dare to betray that Tang Seng was a big boss.

"Go watch carefully, and report to me immediately if there is any abnormality," Guanyin Bodhisattva said.

Tan Miaojialan did not hesitate: "Please rest assured, the little monk must keep it in mind."

I've already kept it in my mind, but I won't do it, old iron, it's okay.

"Wait a minute, tell me about what happened these days..." Guanyin Bodhisattva was still worried.

Miaotan Jialan couldn't help scolding her mother in her heart.

Why is this Bodhisattva so pushy?

I'm still busy going back to play mahjong!

Since they joined forces with Tang Seng, they only knew what the life of a real immortal should be.

A cigarette after a meal is better than a living fairy.

A bottle of wine with meals, everything you want.

Bulging belly, listening to the DJ dance.

This horse riding is the day that the gods have changed!

In addition, Tang monks often spit fragrant fragrances, and from time to time, they are full of witty words, which also amazes everyone.

For example, when the word shi qi is used to describe the present Bodhisattva, he feels that it is the essence.