Chapter 739 This World Is Crazy
Tan Miao felt that the Bodhisattva was forced.
But what Elder Tang said is right, leaders and leaders, don't they just push things?
Tan Miao reverently remarked after slightly revising Tang Seng's performance along the way.
The main thing is to revise things related to relapse, after all, they are now accomplices.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva frowned after hearing this.
Miao sigh did not look sideways, waiting for the order.
After a while, the Bodhisattva sighed: "Go ahead."
The voice fell, and the Bodhisattva flew away.
The Bodhisattva who changed back to his own appearance still looks pretty, but it's a pity that he looks like a man and a woman.
Su Xun sighed, a little regretful.
"Elder Tang, you're right. Leaders are forced to do everything. Let us do everything and force a lot. It's extremely troublesome."
Back to Tang Seng, Miaotan said something, skillfully lit a cigarette and held it in his mouth.
Then he spit out a quadruple smoke ring.
"It's getting late, so I'll rest here tonight."
Su Xun glanced at the big sun in the sky and opened his eyes to talk nonsense.
Liu Ding Liu Jia, Eighteen Guardian Jia Lan nodded with a look of approval.
"I'm going to find some food."
"Let's go together, don't get drunk or sleep tonight."
"Give me a root Huazi."
Looking at the group of gods and Buddhas hanging on their shoulders, the corners of Su Xun's mouth rose wildly, which was really interesting.
Let a group of corrupt officials come to monitor me, the bribe-payer, isn't this... a joke?
However, it is said that Guanyin Bodhisattva came to Lingshan to meet the Buddha and stated what he saw.
After the Tathagata Buddha listened to it, he pinched his fingers, and smiled undeniably, everything was under control.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was relieved when he saw this.
Since the Buddha felt that everything was under control, it meant that there was definitely no problem with the westward plan.
What the gods and Buddhas all over the sky don't know is that not only has there been a problem, but the problem is getting bigger.
Human world, a riverside plain.
A bonfire was set up on the ground, and an elk was roasted to golden butter and fragrant.
Two subwoofers are playing dynamic DJs.
"Move and beat... Let's shake it together..."
Sun Wukong wears sunglasses at night, with a cigarette in his mouth, wagging his tail and swinging his body.
Eighteen Guardians Jialan, Liuding Liujia, in addition to helping with cooking, the others also joined the dance team and swayed freely.
How to say this scene.
A group of Jialan cassocks danced, taking a sip from time to time with cigarettes in their hands.
It's just... a group of demons dancing wildly.
When it was time to eat, everyone ate meat and drank together.
When you are drunk, you become brothers, and your father and son are deeply in love.
At night, the bonfire dance party was over, but Master Tang, who had been busy all day, didn't sleep.
He is watching a remote live broadcast.
At that time, when he remodeled the reincarnation space, he moved his hands and feet, and he could use the reincarnation space to remotely monitor the every move of the master of reincarnation.
It has been more than a month and a half since Tang Seng was thrown into Blue Star, and I haven't seen how he is doing now.
He watched the replay straight from the beginning.
After all, you have to understand Tang Seng's mental journey.
blue star.
Time back to half a month ago.
Tang Seng saw what is called modern warfare on the top of the mountain, and was shocked and stunned.
The battle below will soon be over.
In the headquarters, in the days after Su Xun left, Meng Hai has now taken up the rank of commander.
Today's siege was organized by him.
"Standing on the horse, these zombies, even the king was killed by my brother Su, and they are still jumping."
With a cigarette in his mouth, Meng Hai said dismissively.
"Yeah, it was thanks to Marshal Su back then, otherwise, Blue Star wouldn't know what it would be like now."
"What else? There must be zombies everywhere. Marshal Su is an immortal! It was sent by God to save us!"
"It's a pity, I couldn't see with my own eyes the scene where Marshal Su came to kill millions of zombies and the city with his sword. It's really a regret of my life!"
Several adjutants and staff officers echoed your words and words, and there was a fanatical light in their eyes.
In Blue Star, all soldiers have the same idol, that is - Marshal Su.
Wrong, Marshal Su can no longer be called a national idol, he is a football idol.
"Report!"
It was at this moment that a guard stood at the door.
"Come in." Meng Hai shouted.
After the guard came in, he saluted: "Report Commander, we found a strange person on the mountain."
"weirdo?"
Everyone in the headquarters was puzzled.
Meng Hai said: "I want to see how strange it is, bring him to me to see."
"Yes, Commander!" The guard turned to leave.
Soon Tang Seng was brought into the headquarters.
Meng Hai was taken aback: "Isn't it just a bald head? What's so strange about this?"
"No, Commander, look at the clothes on his body, there are scars on his head... This seems to be... a monk who only existed before the epoch?" A staff officer said in an uncertain tone.
"Monk?!"
The rest of them instantly stared at Tang Seng with wide-eyed eyes.
After all, there are no more temples after the epoch, and they only read the information about monks in the history books.
But now seeing a real monk, it's like discovering intangible cultural heritage.
Tang Seng was staring at him so uncomfortable, his hands clasped together: "Amitabha, the poor monk's name is Sanzang, I have seen all the donors."
"What a monk!"
Everyone confirmed his identity.
Tang Seng didn't understand, what happened to the monk, is there anything strange about the monk?
"Monk, where are you from? Where are you going?" Meng Hai took out a cigarette while speaking, "Come on one?"
"Many thanks to the donor." Tang Seng didn't know how to draw, so he could only accept it first, and then replied: "The poor monk is from the East... The poor monk has lost his way and has nowhere to go."
He only remembered halfway through that, this is no longer the world of the Eastern Land Tang Dynasty.
"Is the blood on your body the blood of zombies?" Meng Hai narrowed his eyes slightly, and secretly said how many brushes this monk has.
Tang Seng, that thing called zombies, felt it was quite appropriate, and replied: "Exactly, the poor monk encountered two zombies just now, and almost lost his life."
When everyone heard this, they looked at him with a little more seriousness.
After all, one person can kill two zombies, no matter which level of killing, it is worth taking seriously.
"Or two ends?" Meng Hai was surprised, and then said: "Monk... No, Sanzang, you don't have a place to go, why don't you follow me first?"
"Amitabha, since this is the case, the poor monk has disturbed the donor." Tang monk was full of curiosity about those big fireworks, and just wanted to study it.
Meng Hai said: "Take it down and change clothes, and first follow me as a guard."
"Donor, poor monks are used to wearing monk robes." Tang monk said quickly.
Meng Hai was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes: "Okay, let someone make you some new ones."
Think about it, a monk who is extinct in the new era wears a cassock as a guard for himself, how impressive it is!
In this way, Tang Seng joined the army in another world, and has since become a glorious soldier!