Chapter 802 Small World Population Increases
Q: What does it feel like to punch to the flesh?
Maitreya Buddha: Laxatives, people are on a journey to the west, just descended into the mortal world, they have already been beaten violently. I understand this feeling, and I will be beaten again, so I went into hiding.
"Stop fighting! Stop fighting!"
"Tang Seng! Jin Chanzi! Stop it!"
Maitreya felt a lot of pain, even if the fat was thicker than the third-level armor, it couldn't stop the momentum of the fist.
In fact, I was more shocked and terrified.
Because, even if Jin Chanzi regained her memory and strength, she couldn't be that strong.
On the way westward, unexpected things were also obvious, all of which were done by Tang monks.
Sun Wukong: Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu finally don't take the blame.
Su Xun is a very measured person, so he just made Maitreya a little fatter and stopped.
"I will report this matter to the Buddha!"
Maitreya stood up dragging the fat.
Su Xun smiled: "Do you think you have this opportunity? Originally, Lord Buddha, I didn't want to do anything to you, so why do you have to force me to be cheap?"
"Yes, everyone is forced out!" Zhu Bajie said angrily, watching Maitreya Buddha being beaten into a younger brother, he felt old.
The corners of Su Xun's mouth twitched. People are indeed forced out, but it doesn't need to be said.
Maitreya Buddha, who was always smiling at all times, can no longer laugh: "Although I don't know what means you used to suppress me, but I want to go..."
"Bang!"
Su Xun grabbed his neck and said wrongly, this guy is too fat to have a neck.
He grabbed his fat and slammed him against the wall, looked at him contemptuously, and showed a hideous smile: "If you want to go, you can't."
Wearing a red cassock and making a cold sound, his face is full of rebelliousness, and Maitreya Buddha is like a chicken in his hands.
"Jin Chanzi! You... you're enchanted!"
Maitreya stuttered because he could sense the monstrous killing intent in Su Xun's eyes.
"I want to enter the devil, and the devil dare not accept it."
Su Xunfeng said calmly.
The three of Sun Wukong watched with enthusiasm.
To abuse Maitreya Buddha with one hand, do they still need to rely on Buddhist scriptures to become a Buddha?
A picture emerged in the minds of the three of them:
When they walked to Lingshan Mountain in Xitian, Su Xun grabbed the Tathagata by the neck and threw him down like a dead dog, then sat on his lotus platform and proclaimed himself Buddha.
Then the four of their disciples were also conferred Buddhahood.
Come to think of it, they were all excited.
"Jin Chanzi, don't mess around, if I die, the Buddha will have a feeling, you can't escape death!"
Jin Chanzi panicked.
It's like, you see a dog and you're going to kick him.
Then the dog suddenly turns into a wolf and can snap your neck at any moment.
"If you are full of fat, I will send you to move bricks and lose weight by the way. After all, being too fat is bad for your health, high blood pressure, high blood lipids, high blood sugar, and it is harmful to the Buddha."
Su Xun's voice fell, and before Maitreya Buddha could react, he was sealed with mana and stuffed into the small world.
in a small world.
"East to the Buddha!"
Seeing an old acquaintance again, Qingniu and the land were quite happy.
One of the four great joys in life: meeting old friends in a foreign land.
"Quick! Quickly help me up."
Maitreya Buddha was full of fat, and with no mana, he fell to the ground and it was difficult to get up by himself.
Qing Niu was happy to help Buddha, ran up, bowed his head, and arched one corner on Maitreya Buddha's butt.
"Oooooooo-"
Maitreya Buddha screamed, and his body of several hundred pounds jumped up like a spring.
It's a medical miracle.
"Qing Niu! Why are you here!"
Maitreya Buddha covered his buttocks and stared at Qingniu with wide eyes. Taishang Laojun was looking for him everywhere, but he was actually caught by Tang Seng.
"Buddha, why did you come here, how could Tang Seng be the Buddha's opponent?"
Qingniu and Tudi looked at Maitreya Buddha eagerly. After all, in their opinion, the strength of Maitreya Buddha would not have been caught by Tang Seng too.
What's more, Tang Seng is also a Buddhist disciple.
It is good to say that those Taoists who arrested them could not even fight with their own family members.
Maitreya Buddha instantly pondered the thoughts in the mind of this cow, rolled his eyes, laughed casually and said, "I asked to come in on my own initiative."
Just kidding, admit that he was caught by Tang Seng, did he come to the Buddha to lose face?
"Snapped!"
Before he was finished, a whip flew over and hit him.
"what!"
Without mana, Maitreya screamed.
"Damn fat man, what are you doing dawdling? Why don't you go move bricks with me!"
A ghost general scolded sharply with a whip.
Qingniu and the land looked at Maitreya Buddha with wide eyes, is this what you said came in voluntarily?
Maitreya Buddha was embarrassed, the fat on his face twitched: "I moved the bricks voluntarily."
Qing Niu: "..."
land:"…………"
When we are fools?
"Snapped!"
"Hurry up, I'll cut you off for delaying the construction period!"
"Ah! Stop fighting, I am Buddha!"
"Here, if you are a hammer, you can drive nails, but if you are a Buddha, you can only move bricks!"
"Snapped!"
"what!"
Watching Maitreya Buddha carry the fat away while being whipped, Qing Niu and the land looked at each other.
"What exactly is going on?"
At the beginning, the two of them also analyzed that this might be a Buddhist conspiracy against their Taoism.
But now it seems that this has nothing to do with Buddhism, it is completely indiscriminate attack by Tang monks.
Otherwise, the dignified Buddhas are so miserable?
What shocked them even more was the strength of Tang Seng.
To be able to capture a Buddha in the Western Heaven as a coolie, what kind of cultivation is this?
Although Donglai Buddha is not comparable to Tathagata Buddha, but as a Buddha, his strength is definitely not weak.
"hiss--"
One cow took a deep breath.
Made a negligible contribution to global warming in a small world. -
Journey to the West.
After destroying the Little Leiyin Temple, the four masters and apprentices have already started their journey again.
"Master, if you catch Donglai Buddha, there will be no accident." Zhu Bajie was very uneasy, but Qingniu said that although it was Laojun's mount, he was just a beast.
But Donglai Buddha is different. That horse is the Buddha of Lingshan. If he does not show up for a long time, Lingshan will definitely fight and investigate thoroughly.
Su Xun was riding on the horse, and frowned upon hearing this: "Bajie, what are you talking nonsense about? You are a common man in the division area, when did you catch Donglai Buddha? It is disrespectful to the Buddha, Amitabha, good is good."
Pig Bajie: "..."
Master, you look so shameless, so handsome.
"That's right, you foolish nonsense, we have never met Maitreya Buddha along the way." Sun Wukong smiled.
Su Xun raised his brows: "Wukong, you are not talking nonsense, monks don't lie, we have just met Donglai Buddha."
Sun Wukong was stunned: "Master?"
Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing were also very confused.
Su Xun put his hands together and said calmly, "We just met Donglai Buddha, and we have already handed Jin Nao and the Houtian bag to him, and then the Buddha encouraged me to wait for a while and then left, as for where he went. , how can I wait to know?"
Three people: "..."
A master is a master, Gao!