Chapter 918 Monkey Head, Huang Laodao
On the other hand, the children in the city are just like normal people. Li Changxiao saw a group of children having fun on the street. Li Changxiao saw that the child was young and had a clear voice, and he was instantly cute. In such a world, seeing this group of children is really more satisfying than any fairy mountain or fairy lake. I wanted to walk for a while.
Liu Mazi suddenly came over in a hurry, holding a broom in his hand, and swept it hard, hitting several children. Then he kicked and stamped hard, driving all the children away. Then he said with a flattering smile: "These children are not yet civilized, and I don't know whose children they are. It's really disgusting to let them out on the street and be stared at! Great Immortal, please wait, I will teach you a lesson!"
After that, he rushed to catch up with those children. After finding his family, he performed the "Taoist method" again, and while laughing, he took out brown sugar and dipped it on the street. The parents of those children did not dare to offend the immortal. They never argued a word. Instead, they thanked him profusely and knelt down to lick the brown sugar as if they had received a reward.
Li Changxiao wanted to stop him, but was stopped. This time he revived, I don't know because he has improved his cultivation level and his temperament is more indifferent. Still can't integrate into this world. Seeing Liu Mazi pretending to be cruel, he didn't stop him at all.
And he could see that even if he stopped him, the person wouldn't appreciate it very much. Because the "reasons" are different. In Li Changxiao's view, it was bullying. But in the eyes of people at the time, this might not be the case. Liu Mazi rushed back to Li Changxiao and said, "Hey, are you satisfied with the immortal?"
The two walked slowly along the street. Li Changxiao asked: "What do you mean when you say that you are not 'enlightened'?" Liu Mazi said: "The great immortal tested me, wonderful, wonderful! Does this mean he wants to accept me as his disciple?" !" Li Changxiao was too lazy to argue. Liu Mazi said: "Before they were civilized, those Meng boys who were four, five, seven or eight years old looked very strange and were very ignorant. This is called uncivilized. But when they are thirteen or fourteen years old, they will be better. Generally speaking, they are not civilized. It’s natural to become enlightened and understand things, but some depressed and stupid people don’t become enlightened until they are seventeen or eighteen years old.”
Li Chang smiled and said: "Are there people who have never been civilized in their lives?" Liu Mazi said: "There are some! There are also! How can you say that these people... are called skin people. This kind of skin people... how can we say it? Big Because it’s weird, oh, I can’t tell, I won’t tell you, I won’t tell you.”
Li Changxiao said: "But the flesh of the skin man is delicious and can be used as food. But the children of the skin man may be civilized. They may even be born with the appearance of immortals. Therefore, their status is very special." Liu Mazi said: "Yes. ! Yes! Another thing is that some cunning and stupid people pretend to be civilized! "
Li Changxiao glanced at Liu Mazi meaningfully and said, "Pretending to be civilized... will make you truly civilized." Liu Mazi was thoughtful, suddenly felt a headache, and cursed a few times.
The words are so vulgar that they are almost embarrassing to listen to. But after venting, things returned to normal. He smiled at Li Changxiao. Since Li Changxiao woke up, he secretly took a peek at the world. Gradually I guessed that Liu Mazi was probably an uncivilized "skin man" in the past. But he is very smart, pretending to be enlightened, smashing his leg, and lying about being an immortal. But unexpectedly... after pretending for a long time, he was truly "civilized" without even realizing it.
It's like looking at a fire through a hole, or a leopard through a tube, and you can catch a glimpse of it, but I'm afraid there are many like this in the world. Li Changxiao had actually guessed that the outside world was not peaceful during the years he had been sleeping. Even more "lively" than the "Burial of Ten Thousand Immortals in the Sea" and "Prehistoric Subversion". Chronic illness has spread all over the world. In other words, chronic illness is the source, and the downward extension of the disease has spread everywhere in Fuyao, and no one is spared.
It's like the spiritual energy is exhausted. Li Changxiao is the only person in the world who is not affected by this disease. He can still practice, his great path has not been broken, and his advanced cultivation makes him extremely resistant to disease. Furthermore, the body is invulnerable to all poisons. Once asleep, any evil inside or outside the body will have no place to stay.
All of this made him walk alone. When we entered the city, it was just noon. There were scattered figures on the street, but it was not as lively and joyful as before. Mostly numb. Li Changxiao passed by a pub. Go upstairs and ask for some food.
With a wave of his hand, Liu Mazi ordered two dishes of monkey head and pig head, and took the initiative to treat Li Changxiao to a banquet. Liu Mazi told Li Changxiao that once he became civilized, he would no longer be able to eat the fruits and vegetables he used to eat. Only want to eat foods that increase your spirituality. For example, the monkey head.
After that, he picked up a monkey head. The monkey's head had been burned, its hair had been removed, and its skin and flesh had shrunk until it was only the size of a palm. He told Li Changxiao that the more he ate the hericium, the more he liked it, and the more he ate, the more he became greedy. Especially the monkey brain, after eating it, you feel like you are in a fairyland, and you have endless fun.
He pressed his fingers hard into the top of the monkey's head, and then pinched it hard on both sides. As soon as the heat emitted, a white monkey brain appeared. Although Liu Mazi admired Li Changxiao, in front of such delicious food. But he didn't want to give in. He opened his mouth and ate it quickly. Licking your lips to savor the taste.
After that, he would tear off the skin and meat on his face and feast on it until it was delicious and smooth. Only Li Changxiao didn't have much appetite. Then he drank wine by himself. Just waiting for this moment. A Taoist wearing a light yellow Taoist robe and holding a green and red iron pestle kicked open the door and walked in proudly.
As soon as this Taoist appeared, everyone in the hall was shocked, sighed, and panicked. But I saw that Taoist, wearing yellow clothes, eight feet tall, with his head held high and his chest held high. He has two small sideburns, narrow eyebrows, and a slender head and face. But there was a large dark red tumor on his neck. The tumor was about the size of a palm and seemed to have the outline of facial features.
This compartment faces the gate. In the eyes of everyone, he is really majestic and an immortal! Totally decent and immortal. Liu Mazi panicked, the waiter's legs softened, and the guests in the hall stared blankly.
Following that, there were all kinds of compliments: "The immortal has come, our humble home is glorious, our humble home is glorious." "Oh, how can this small shop accommodate such a big Buddha? It's really lucky!" "I have only heard of such immortal appearance, but never seen it. Today I have broadened my horizons." "There are such people in the world."
The Taoist in yellow robe waved his hand and said, "Waiter, bring me seventy-seven forty-nine monkey heads! I want to have a big meal. Damn it, your father is starving to death."