Chapter 919 Uncle Master
The old Taoist man in yellow robe sat here, causing everyone to burst into uproar. The old Taoist's two rat-tail beards are very obscene. Coupled with his long face and wide nose, his appearance is not ugly, but it is definitely not good-looking. Just such an ordinary person, but everyone worships him like a god. It is said that he was born like an immortal and must be a master of Taoism.
Liu Mazi, a Taoist from Pojiao, trembled immediately when he saw who was coming. No matter what, he got under the seat, talking to himself, praying for the word "invisible". Not long after, the waiter got on the monkey head. This monkey head is only about the size of a palm, and there are forty-nine of them. They are piled up in piles, but there are not many of them.
Stacked on the small table, it looks like a mountain of skulls. The old Taoist in yellow robe was hungry and grabbed a monkey head in one hand. He picked it up with his finger, and with a squeaking sound, two eyeballs rolled down from his palm. He sucked it hard and slurped it into his stomach. Then he looked at the eye hole and took a breath.
One monkey head has been eaten. The old man in yellow robe ate very quickly. Everyone in the restaurant was paying attention to him. Watching him eat one, two, three... twenty-seven pills in a row, he felt satisfied. After eating thirty-four pills, he leaned back and stroked his belly, which seemed to be very refreshing.
There was a red tumor on his neck. As he ate, the tumor seemed to get a little bigger. The old Taoist in yellow robe had eaten enough, and since he had been staying for a while, he immediately turned around and wanted to leave. Suddenly he noticed someone and said "Hey", then walked away laughing and kicked the table. He picked up Liu Mazi who was hiding underneath and said, "You pockmarked man, don't you dare to be polite when you look at me! Didn't your master teach you?"
It turned out that the yellow-robed old Taoist and the master Liu Mazi lied about were brothers. Only Liu Mazi was not a real apprentice, so how could he dare to go over and say hello. At this moment, he was brought out by someone, and it was difficult to hide: "Uncle Master, hello! Hello! I'm sorry for not being far away, I'm sorry for not being far away!"
The four words "We are not far away to welcome you" should have been a humble word from the landlord to welcome foreign guests. Liu Mazi is not a landlord, so using this word is completely inconsistent with the situation. But the yellow-robed Taoist didn't realize it. He put down Liu Mazi, cupped his hands and said, "You're welcome, you're welcome."
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The old Taoist Huangpao is Master Liu Mazi. Now that they are elders, they meet in public places such as restaurants. The word "pleasant" is actually quite inappropriate. The two of them are completely different from each other, but they are evenly matched. Others couldn't tell the difference, but Li Changxiao found it both funny and sad.
Liu Mazi said: "Uncle Master, aren't you going to hit me?" Huangpao said: "Haha, I won't fight. I'm full, and you're not that angry. I'll spare you this one time!" Liu Mazi said: "Long live, long live, long live!" Kneel down and kowtow. The old Taoist in yellow robe also knelt down and replied: "A thousand years old, a thousand years old, a thousand years old."
Liu Mazi said: "Uncle, you are a very good man. Let me introduce a strange person to you." The old man in yellow robe said: "Oh? Where is it?" Liu Mazi pulled Li Changxiao over and said, "Here it is. , here!" The old Taoist Huangpao saw Li Changxiao dressed strangely. His appearance was awkward and not fairy-like at all. He looked down upon me and said, "Bold! Liu Mazi, do you dare to see me clearly?"
Liu Mazi was stunned for a moment, then panicked and said: "Please be careful, sir! Please be clear-minded!" The old Taoist in yellow robe said: "Huh!" He waved his hands and left. He is moody and moody, and his words and deeds are even more impermanent. Liu Mazi pointed at Li Changxiao, who was completely in awe just now. At this moment, I couldn't help but feel angry. Originally, he would have taken this opportunity to establish a relationship with the old Taoist in Huangpao. Turn false into true and learn something. But everything was confused by Li Changxiao.
Liu Mazi said angrily: "It's all your unfilial descendants!" He took out a dark sugar cube from his pocket, sneered and stuck it to the ground, saying: "If you don't lick it clean, you are allowed to leave! If you dare to mess with me, I'm sure you can't eat anymore, so just walk away!" He waved his sleeves and left.
Li Changxiao sighed lightly and ignored it. Leave from the front. Liu Mazi was agitated and suddenly turned back. Only then did he remember that this person "can't eat, so he doesn't have to carry it around" or he was a real immortal. He came over again with an apologetic smile on his face. The things that turned against each other just now will naturally come to an end. It's like nothing happened.
Li Changxiao was too lazy to pursue the crime. It didn't make sense, he wasn't angry at all. Even if you are angry, doing this will not relieve your anger. Just let nature take its course, Liu Mazi shamelessly followed him. He let it go.
Walk three to five miles. Li Changxiao watched for most of the scene, and suddenly realized that there were only a few normal people in the city. People like Liu Mazi are really "rare". Plus... he's just lame, and looks much better than others who have a tumor on his head, are skinny, and so on.
Li Changxiao asked: "Who is the surname of the old Taoist Huangpao?" Liu Mazi said: "His name is 'Shenfengzi'." Li Changxiao asked: "Where is your master?" Liu Mazi said: "His name is 'Shenfengzi'. Shen Yuzi." Li Changxiao asked, "Have you ever seen the outside world in your life?"
Liu Mazi said: "Hey, I'm not afraid of the fairy's jokes. I, Liu Mazi, am as ambitious as a sparrow, how can I be trapped in this imprisoned place. Sooner or later I have to go out and have a try. But I don't have the ability for the time being. I have only been to nine of the ten surrounding cities. But if you want to know anything, just ask. I have never been absent from the annual opera. "Li Changxiao asked: "Everyone loves to watch the opera. ”
Li Changxiao said nothing again. When he first woke up, he thought about his current strength. If he found Li Xundao, he might be able to accomplish something. You won't have to just run away. But when I think about it carefully, I feel helpless. If he finds Li Xundao, will he fight hard with him, or what? With Li Xundao's level of cultivation, could he still stop him from running away? I also see that today’s world is polluted. I suddenly felt confused.
And Li Xundao may not be in Wanxian Peak. But Li Changxiao knew that if Li Xundao was not dead. The two of them would meet again. Although Li Changxiao no longer knew what to ask him when they met again. But this action driven by intuition did not need too many reasons.
But there was another intuition that told Li Changxiao... The world had changed dramatically. Li Xundao was no longer in Wanxian Peak. No one knew where he went, and how to find him was a big problem.