I'm Not Caught, so Why Do They Say I'm an Evil God?

Chapter 331

The north wind blows and snowflakes flutter.

It was obviously summer, but the temperature in the entire forest felt like winter.

The chirping of insects and birds disappeared from inside, everything was silent, and no trace of human beings existed, as if there was no life at all.

The flowers and plants around them lowered their heads shyly, as if they sensed the smell of love and couldn't bear to see what would happen next.

But there are still a few flowers blooming proudly, and they are curious about this hard-won grand occasion.

This is the time to fall in love!

At this moment, the two male protagonists of this blind date event appeared.

The first one to appear was the Raging Father God who controlled the entire Raging Father God realm. He was the source of all anger, the God of War of the Abyss, and the endless pioneer.

Today, he attacked in the form of Miss Bakuko.

The bucket-like waist and abdomen connect the upper and lower parts of the body. Above are eight exposed opais, arranged in two rows, front and back. RGB is wrapped around them and waits, flickering with the breath.

Below are two three-section long legs that are over 1.8 meters tall. Every inch of skin is covered with jade feet. They are wrapped in stockings of different colors, making them full of charm.

The only face that could be called attractive was wrapped in a huge green helmet, making it impossible to see what was inside.

Opposite him, another male protagonist admiring his appearance as an ancient god was none other than Comrade Lear, a self-proclaimed genius from Full Moon Academy.

His face was twitching at the moment, and all his facial features were wrinkled together, showing an expression that humans simply could not show.

"This...is this the daughter of the great will?!!!"

"Did the Great Will have sex with the Arthropods?"

Lille's mentality exploded. He guessed that this explosive lady would be a bit ugly, but he didn't expect that she would look like this.

This is no longer a question of whether it is ugly or not, right?

Can this thing still be called a living thing?

He immediately felt something was wrong...

How could a great being like the Will of the Abyss have such an ugly child?

Isn't it possible that I was deceived?

"Lord, lord, I, I don't think I'm good at it..."

Lear retreated in his heart.

"Lil, have you forgotten the promise made to you by the Furious Father? Have you forgotten why you came here?" Li Cheng deceived him:

"Besides, you don't need to think carefully about it. If the will of the abyss looks like a fairy, will it still be your turn?"

"This..." Lear's heart skipped a beat, and he secretly thought that this was the case.

Sure enough, there is no free lunch in this world.

All gifts in destiny have already been marked with a price.

It was precisely because the daughter of Abyss Will looked like this and couldn't find a boyfriend that she recruited a son-in-law.

In other words, you must be able to endure what ordinary people cannot tolerate, and do what ordinary people cannot do, in order to successfully ascend to the throne and become the son-in-law of the Abyss!

"I've known for a long time that things are not that simple..." Lear took a deep breath, his eyes gradually became colder, and his voice became more heroic: "What a pity, what a pity, you two are so angry that you have angered the general and the father, you still underestimated me. Lille’s perseverance!”

"Heaven will entrust me with a great responsibility, and I will be allowed to endure the pain of falling in love with an ancient god who defies heaven!"

"I, Lille, will never regret it in this life!"

He was extremely arrogant and righteous. Although he spoke from his heart, his momentum and charm conquered the Furious Father God in no time.

He looked at Lille, his eyes filled with little stars.

This man is so masculine!

Licking his lips, the furious Father God was about to step forward and enjoy the delicious food.

But unexpectedly, Mu's voice rang in his ears: "Wait a minute, Father God, you can't come in yet!"

"Why?" The Furious Father God frowned in displeasure.

"Have you forgotten your current identity? You are a Xiao Nanliang!" Mu said coldly: "You are a girl, a girl! You must be reserved! Do you understand?"

"Does Nanliang also need to be reserved?" The furious father was confused.

"Of course!" Karenina, who was born with pink hair, also said in time: "Girls need to have girls. Not all men like sluts. What if you are too slutty and scare Lille away? manage?"

"What you said...makes sense." After hearing this, the Furious Father God nodded silently and decided to endure it for the time being, and then enjoy the delicious food when the flowers are in full bloom and the moon is full.

In the camp, Mu and Karenina, who were controlling everything remotely, looked at each other and felt that the other was really witty to the extreme.

Hahaha, we will never lose in this love brain battle between geniuses!

You must be the first to confess your love, Lille!

"But, I can't just stand here, right?" The furious father asked again.

After all, he has always been a proactive person, and letting him stand still would be more uncomfortable than killing him.

"Of course, as girls, we must know how to show our charm, understand?" Karenina thought for a while and suggested.

"Show your charm? How to show it?"

"Of course it's to show off your graceful body! Stupid!" Karenina said anxiously: "I designed such a perfect body for you, you show it off!"

"That's it..."

Feeling the urgency in her words, the Furious Father God no longer cared about her disrespect, and started to move, thinking of the dancing posture of the woman he had seen before.

First, he grabbed his eight opai and began to twist his body back and forth.

The eight big thunderbolts struck up and down, left and right, up and down, left and right, up and down, and made a strange sound like a symphony.

Lear's face became increasingly pale.

The furious father's eyes trembled, doesn't he like Da Lei?

What a troublesome man.

Having no other choice, the furious father-god leaned down again, stroking his three legs with his hands, making a gesture that he thought was extremely charming.

The most amazing thing is that those ancient god's tentacle-like feet actually started to move on their own under his control, as if they were dancing.

While squirming, it also made a gurgling sound.

Lille's face turned seven or eight shades white all of a sudden!

"What should I do? He doesn't seem to like it very much." The furious father became anxious and shouted in his heart: "Wang She, you are not unreliable, are you?"

"Oh, he is just unreliable!" Mu Shi said: "Father God, the charm you have shown is too weak. You must let Lille know that you can use your amazing power to give him happiness! "

"This...how to do this? Use magic?"

"What magic? I'm talking about happiness, not happiness, but sexual persuasion, do you understand?" Mu showed an expression that showed that a child cannot be taught:

"Is it possible that when you want to subdue him in the future, you have to use magic?"

"Haha, I never bother to use that kind of method!" The Furious Father God snorted coldly: "My strength is my self-confidence!"

"Then prove how strong you are and how big you are!" Mu continued to fan the flames.

"What should I do?"

"Look for a big tree, and then..." Mujili said a lot, and after hearing this, the furious Father God flushed.

His ruddy color made Lear even more frightened.

The next second.

The furious father-god snorted coldly, and jumped up to a big tree with a big jump.

Lille looked at him with a pale face, wondering what this wild Nanliang lady was going to do.

The next moment, the furious father took a deep breath, did a split, and sat down towards the tree trunk.

Immediately afterwards, he rushed down from the tree crown.

And the towering tree was also split in half by him with a split!

It’s the crotch that splits the big tree!

In order to prove his toughness, the furious Father God used his crotch to split a big tree!

After he came down, he licked his lips.

If he hadn't been wearing a green helmet, Lille wouldn't have been able to see his expression, and he might have fainted from fear at this moment!

Even so, Lille was so frightened that he was almost speechless.

And this is not over yet!

I saw the furious Father God squatting down, using his dragon whip to hold half of the big tree, smiling crookedly, and starting to spin crazily!

The big tree followed his movements, turning and spiraling around him, whistling in the wind!

It turned into a small tornado!

It's a bird turning into a tree!

In order to prove his strength, the furious father God used the bird to turn the tree!

It's more terrifying than a bird spinning on a wheel, a bird spinning on a tree!

Seeing this scene, Lear was immediately dumbfounded.

He can already imagine what kind of X life he will lead next!

You can even feel that your groove is aching!

A wave of nausea rushed to the top of his head. Lille turned his head, bent over and vomited: "Yoo!!!"

Furious Father God: "!!!"

He stopped moving around the tree and angrily asked the two little boys:

"What's wrong with you?"

"I'm going to make you sick to death here!"

"You two, don't you want me to be happy?"

"Ah ah ah! If I lose Lear, Father, I don't think you need it anymore!"

"Ah this..." Mu glanced at Karenina and felt something was wrong.

Impossible, this angry father-god has shown such charm, why hasn't Lille confessed his love sincerely?

Impossible. If such an attractive woman wasn't so evil-looking and a Nanliang woman, he, Mu, would be tempted.

On the other side, Leal was kneeling on the ground, vomiting.

Li Cheng's voice rang out: "Lil, you've come this far, are you going to give up like this?"

"I...I won't give up."

Lear, however, wiped his mouth and stood up directly.

His eyes were full of flames, which were powerful flames that represented fighting spirit!

After so much effort, the ditches were filled with stuff, and my eyes became filthy and almost blind!

Now that things have come to this, he is ready to wake up!

We must capture Miss Bakuko!

Not just to win!

We have to let her confess first!

"Master Angbao God General, what should I do? How can I capture Miss Baobaozi!"

"Oh? Lille, I feel your determination! Sure enough, you are the real hero!" Li Cheng smiled faintly and gave a thumbs up: "Then, let me, the love strategist, help You, finish all this!”

"Okay, Lord General!"

"First of all, you have to praise Miss Baobaozi!" Li Cheng said lightly: "Girls like to be praised, and Nanliang is the same!"

"Praise? Praise?" Lille was dumbfounded on the spot.

Is there really any part of this explosive lady that can be praised?

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