Chapter 11 Being Cute Is a Must-Have Skill for Cats

"Meow……"

Seeing Minerva's unwillingness to compromise, Fish curled his lips helplessly.

The animal affinity trick is getting harder and harder to use. Now even Komi is not as obedient as before. He will jump out from time to time and say that he is not allowed to do this or that.

It's just that Fish never paid attention to the house elf who didn't dare to do anything to him and only knew how to bang his head against the wall.

But Minerva, the big cat, was different. She couldn't be beaten again and again. Now even her usual coquettish behavior was useless. Fish wanted to eat candy, but she had no choice but to be obedient.

Angrily, he put the toothbrush with toothpaste into his mouth again, and Fish followed Minerva's example and fiddled with it in his mouth.

But as the bubbles in his mouth gradually increased, Fish suddenly felt that this game was quite interesting.

"Puff puff……"

Seeing Fish spit out a bunch of bubbles from his mouth with great interest, Professor McGonagall thought for a while and still did not interfere.

It is already very difficult for this little guy to be able to brush his teeth obediently. This small problem can be corrected slowly in the future.

After finally waiting for Fish to have enough fun, Professor McGonagall began to teach him how to rinse his mouth.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa."

After rinsing his mouth, Fei Xu decisively swallowed the sweet toothpaste water in his mouth.

"Didn't I tell you to spit it out?!"

Professor McGonagall immediately scolded him sharply.

"Meow~"

"I told you there's no point in pretending to be pitiful!"

So Fish picked up the water glass on the sink and took a sip of saliva, then spit it out quickly, then raised a pair of big green eyes and looked at Professor McGonagall aggrievedly.

"Meow~"

Seeing the little guy Fish acting pitifully again, Professor McGonagall was really angry and funny, but she still kept a cold face and stared into Fish's eyes.

Under the powerful look in Minerva's eyes, Fish, who was pretending to be pitiful, was quickly defeated. He turned his head to avoid Professor McGonagall's sight, and his strange big eyes moved rapidly. , glancing at Minerva from the corner of his eye from time to time.

Then……

His eyes slowly returned to the sizzling bees on the ceiling.

"Next is washing your face."

Professor McGonagall picked up a towel hanging on the shelf and blocked Fish's view.

"Meow?"

Taking the towel from Minerva's hand, Fish tilted his head and looked at the black and white striped towel in his hand with confusion.

Of course he knew what the word "face washing" meant. It was an activity he performed every day, but...

Why do you need to use this strange cloth to wash your face?

Fish blinked, and suddenly realized after seeing his hairless hands.

Human claws don’t have hair, so use this fluffy cloth instead!

Feeling that he had discovered the truth, Feishi quickly wrapped the towel around his left hand, then stuck out his tongue and licked it.

"No, that's not how towels are used."

Professor McGonagall pressed Fish's head and stopped his subsequent actions.

"Look carefully..."

After taking off the glasses on his nose, Professor McGonagall took another towel and showed Fish the steps of washing his face.

Fish was quite happy to wash his face, and he was still waiting to eat some sweets, so he didn't make any more trouble and honestly did it like Professor McGonagall.

"very good."

Professor McGonagall nodded with satisfaction, then let the sizzling bees on top of her head fall down and put it into Fish's hand.

"Meow!"

Fish narrowed his eyes happily and immediately stuffed the candy into his mouth.

"Come on, we should go have breakfast."

Professor McGonagall took Fish's hand and led him towards the restaurant.

Fish has always been very active when it comes to eating, and since he had just tasted the sweetness, he naturally followed Minerva to the dining table obediently.

Today's breakfast was as sumptuous as ever, and the considerate house elf Komi prepared a large amount of meat for Fish as usual.

"Meow~"

Fish, who had no resistance to meat, reached out to grab the sausage in front of him, but Minerva stopped him.

"Meow?"

"Starting from today, you have to learn how to use tableware to eat."

Professor McGonagall put two silver knives and forks into Fish's hands and spoke to him seriously.

"Meow?"

Fish lowered his head and looked at the two strange tools in his hands.

Fish still knew the functions of this knife and fork. He had seen humans use these two tools to divide food more than once.

After staring at the knife and fork in his hand for a while, Fish followed his own habit and first stuck out his tongue to lick it.

It was cold and tasteless.

Then……

"Dang Cang."

Throwing the knife and fork aside, Fish once again extended his little hand to the sausage.

He doesn't want to use such troublesome things!

It’s more convenient to put it on the paw directly!

Professor McGonagall, who had already guessed Fish's reaction, sighed softly, and then waved the wand in his hand.

"Meow!"

Fish was about to catch the sausage, but it slipped through his fingertips and floated into the air just like the sizzling honey bees.

And not only the sausages, but all other food also flew up and floated above the dining table.

You can see it, but you can’t eat it.

"Meow~"

Fish's big green eyes instantly looked at Professor McGonagall on the side.

Professor McGonagall didn't say anything, but pointed at the knife and fork that Fish threw aside.

"Meow~"

Fish lowered his head slightly, held his mouth shut, and raised his eyes to look pitifully at Professor McGonagall.

At this time, Fei Xu's pupils had dilated to their maximum size, almost completely filling the green in his eyes, leaving only a small green ring at the edge.

If he were in cat form now, his ears would still be hanging down.

Enlarging the pupils and drooping the ears, this is the best solution that Fei Xu has concluded after countless times of pretending to be pitiful. Combined with the favorability brought by animal affinity, the effect on humans is outstanding.

However, as mentioned before, after more than half a year of getting along with each other, Professor McGonagall has become very resistant to Fish's cuteness.

So although Professor McGonagall was deeply shaken, she still maintained a serious expression and pointed her fingers firmly at the knife and fork on the table.

"Meow……"

Seeing that it was useless to pretend to be pitiful, Fei Xu curled his lips helplessly and picked up the knife and fork that he had thrown aside before.

Professor McGonagall smiled and stretched out her hand to rub Fish's little head, but he was sulking and shook his head away.

"Meow!"

Angrily, Fish glared at Professor McGonagall, then waved the knife and fork in his hand, pointing at the food still floating in the sky.

You've already picked up your knife and fork, why don't you put down the food!

However, Fish's cute look made Professor McGonagall reach out her hand again and pinch his little face.

"Meow!"

Fish turned his head and bit Professor McGonagall's hand unceremoniously.

Of course, he had withdrawn his strength, and he was angry because Minerva was the only "human" that Fish recognized so far, so he had no intention of biting her.

"Fish! Let go!"

In terms of reflexes and speed, Professor McGonagall was naturally no match for Fish. She was bitten as expected, but Fish just took a bite lightly and let go as soon as she made a sound. mouth.

"Don't bite people easily from now on, do you hear me?"

After patting Fish on the little head angrily, Professor McGonagall scolded him before letting the food fall back on the table.

Fish, who was busy eating, went straight in and out of his ears, paying no attention to Professor McGonagall's thoughts, and hurriedly used the fork in his hand to stab the sausage that flew back in front of him.

Fish, who had never used a fork before, challenged the relatively slippery sausage. Naturally, the sausage "slipped" and slipped past his fork.

"Meow!"

Fish, who failed to tie up the sausage, subconsciously wanted to do it, but soon there was a warning cough from Professor McGonagall next to him.

"Meow~~~"

The unhappy Fish first complained to Professor McGonagall, then threw the knife in his right hand aside, held the fork with both hands, and stabbed the sausage fiercely.

"Crack."

This time Fish finally succeeded in inserting the sausage, but the plate used to hold the sausage was also poked in half by him.

Fish happily gnawed on the sausage on his fork, not caring about the cracked plate.

Anyway, he usually breaks this stuff often.

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It seems that after changing the ticket, you can no longer see the recommendation ticket, so you have to manually create a link.

For cuteness, please refer to Puss in Boots in "Shrek".

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Yesterday’s event... stretched my hips beyond belief. I thought that even if I didn’t create a cyberpunk scene, I could at least put on a few more laser lights and make it an outdoor nightclub or something like that. The result was not as good as the one at our college party. The dance beauty is only a little better than the activities of our community neighborhood committee, and the scale is a little bigger...

And as expected, there was a traffic jam. I was stuck in traffic back and forth for almost 2 hours. I almost vomited while walking and stopping.

Sure enough, if you don’t go out for a walk, you won’t know how happy you are staying at home.

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I have decided to go on a long trip next week. This weekend is the last double update, so wait and see and cherish it. I will try my best to keep updating while I am away. I will talk about the rest when I get back...

Because I'm afraid of heights, I basically don't fly. Then I looked at it and it seemed like it would take two days by train.

Sitting on the train for two days is a bit too much. I am now considering whether to make a travel plan and have fun all the way there. It just so happens that a lot of things have been done recently, so I can relax a bit.