294 A Hundred Wives
Ah, ah, ah, ah, I shouted out, I really shouted out!
Although the expression on Tang Hao's face was very calm, his heart had exploded. On this occasion, in this atmosphere, in front of so many people, he called out "wife" to a woman who was not a wife or even a girlfriend. Two words, and it couldn't be in a joking tone. Tang Hao even felt that he had used up all his courage.
At the same time, the chat room exploded.
"F*ck! How is this possible?" Kaguya made a table-turning expression and yelled like a roar, "You actually shouted out, you are not Tang Ritian at all! Tang Ritian doesn't have the cowardice at all. Such courage, tell me quickly, who are you?"
"Yes, this must be a substitute fight!" Yukino also said.
"Tell me the truth, where is the real Tang Ritian?"
"Then again, he has already shouted, so don't we all lose?"
"No, I haven't lost yet..."
"We haven't lost until he calls me wife a hundred times!"
"Yes, there are still ninety-nine voices waiting in line for my wife. He will definitely not dare to shout anymore. Even if he dares, Yu Ji will definitely stop you. He has no chance. Tang Ritian will definitely lose!"
Kaguya and others were still trying to fight to the death, but in the banquet, when Tang Ri's words fell, the entire hall suddenly became quiet. Even the sound of breathing could be heard clearly. Everyone's eyes were focused on Tang Hao and Kazuo. Hinako seemed to be waiting for the latter's reply.
Under such a public gaze, even Kazuko's old face could not hold on. Her fair and tender face quickly turned red, and she gritted her teeth and said: "Crazy, who is your wife!"
"Of course it's you, you are my wife." Tang Hao smiled.
As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning. Calling my wife for the first time made Tang Hao feel as difficult as climbing to the sky. The courage required was even several times more than facing Goetia. But after the first call, he no longer had the courage to do so. pressure.
Speaking of which, this in itself is not a difficult matter.
Just like confession, many people, especially otakus, have a phobia of confession. Not only do they dare not confess to the girl they like, they even hesitate to speak when they are together. On the one hand, they are nervous, and on the other hand, they are unknowable. As a result, what I was really afraid of was the embarrassment and loss after my confession was rejected.
Anyway, it’s still the same sentence: As long as you throw away your moral integrity, nothing will be difficult in the world!
However, Kazuko still has some moral integrity. Although the way she dressed after becoming Yu Ji was shameless, her face was flushed at this moment, and her eyes seemed to be filled with extreme shame, and she looked like she wanted to block Tang Hao's mouth immediately. The way it looks.
On the contrary, everyone at the banquet suddenly became excited.
They thought that Tang Hao and Kazuko were going to perform some kind of show, but they didn't expect that they were confessing their love in public. This was much more interesting than a show and game. After all, who hasn't been young? Who doesn’t have that romantic mood? Especially some of the single women present had a hint of envy on their faces.
bang bang bang
Immediately, there was violent applause.
The lighting engineer worked very hard. He may have done stage effect work before. As the applause rang out, the ceiling lights in the hall lit up slightly. This did not hide the applause in the darkness, but also highlighted Tang Hao and Mustard. Hinako's high brightness.
Tang Hao turned around and looked, smiled and cupped his hands, "A mustard child and I met in the past, and we met in the present. From now on, we will embark on the road to save human beings together, and love will blossom between human beings and rationale. Please give us your support."
"Who is in love with you? Shut up!" Kazuko rushed up excitedly, trying to stop Tang Hao from continuing. If Tang Hao was allowed to continue talking like this, the cold image she had deliberately created would be destroyed. Gone forever.
Tang Hao said quickly: "Don't worry, I decided to call my wife a hundred times. I only shouted twice just now, and there are still ninety-eight calls left. If you want to block my mouth, then use your mouth." Block it."
After Tang Hao said these words, before Ajiezi could react, the chat room was filled with sadness.
Kaguya: "It's over, it's over. Tang Ritian has completely thrown away his moral integrity. How terrible such a person is. You can refer to Reimu. No one can stop him now. We are destined to lose."
Of course Akuko couldn't block Tang Hao's mouth with her mouth, wouldn't that be just kissing? How could she do such a thing in front of everyone in the hall!
but
"I'll bite you!"
Kazuko opened her mouth like a cat, revealing two pairs of fangs, and pounced towards Tang Hao, so fierce!
Tang Hao's expression suddenly changed and he retreated hastily, "Someone come and stop her! Mashu? Lixiang? Escort! Escort!"
"Do you think you are the emperor? You are still escorting me!"
Kazuko couldn't help complaining, but soon, Ma Xiu was summoned by Tang Hao, opened his arms in front of Kazuko, and advised: "Miss Kazu, please calm down. Although I can understand you to a certain extent. However, I think Senior Tang Hao is already very sincere. Confessing to you in front of so many people requires a lot of courage. Even if you don't accept it, there is no need to attack him..."
"Yes, Laoji, how can you be so irritable when someone confesses their love to you?"
"If it were me in your place, I would want to marry him right away!"
Following Mashu's voice, two more female staff members came to Akeko's side, pulling one on each side to stop Laoke's riot.
The two of them used to be in the same department as Akuko. Although Akuko rarely talks, there are always places where communication is inevitable at work, especially when they are in the same department, and their relationship can be said to be the closest.
Kazuko's memory has not deteriorated to the point where she has forgotten them, but after hearing the other party's name, she immediately made a ferocious expression, "Who is Kazuko!"
"Haha" the girl laughed and said haha.
"Lao Jie and Xiao Jie have nothing to do with each other, they are both my wives anyway." Tang Hao added another sentence.
"Okay!" Someone immediately applauded loudly and shouted, "Tang Hao, I've already counted for you. Now it's the third time, and there are ninety-seven more times. Shout! If you finish shouting, you will That’s my brother!”
"Only ninety-seven times, I shouted! Wife, wife, wife, wife..."
Kazuko's face suddenly turned pale, and her brows were twitching.
"No, no, this won't work!" After Tang Hao shouted a dozen times, someone immediately retorted, "You don't know who you are calling when you call your wife like this. It's more like talking to yourself. You must complete the shout like just now. "
"Yes, this is the atmosphere!"
This old man's proposal was immediately unanimously recognized by everyone.
Tang Hao responded with a smile, "What you said makes sense, no problem, then I will start shouting again... Hey, wait! Where are the petals? What is the scene artist doing? Sprinkle more, and sprinkle some towards me. , stir up the atmosphere!”
Blah blah blah!
In an instant, more petals fell from the sky, and the entire banquet hall was filled with the fragrance of flowers.
"Akuko, you are my wife, you have been taken over by me."
"Akuko, my wife..."
And Tang Hao kept shouting in such an atmosphere. Every time he shouted, someone next to him clapped excitedly and booed. Only Kazuko, whose whole face was burning, with an expression of gnashing teeth, if not Being pulled by Ma Xiu and others, I am afraid that he would have rushed over and bit Tang Hao's neck.
Of course, with Kazuko's strength, even if she did not enter the True Ancestor state, if she really wanted to charge over, Mashu and the two female staff members would never be able to stop her, but she was stopped.
This also made Tang Hao realize that Kazuko might not be so resistant in her heart. She was just resisting out of female reserve. To put it bluntly, it was just for show.
Of course, her fierce expression of gnashing her teeth was indeed powerful, and even Fufu ran over to help.
"Fufu, you came to help too, thank you... Huh?"
Matthew said with a smile, but before he finished speaking, a few petals fell on Fufu. She sniffed it lightly, as if she had discovered something. Suddenly her eyes lit up, and then she immediately turned around and headed towards the hall. Rushed out the door.
"Fufu?"
Ma Xiu was stunned and didn't know what was going on.
"Shut up, stop shouting!"
At the same time, Akuko shouted with a red face and rushed towards Tang Hao. Mashu had no time to care about Fufu's situation and quickly concentrated on stopping Akuko.
It was almost like a fight!
And somewhere in Chaldea, an ordinary-looking staff member sighed, "Oh, using my magic for such a thing is such an overkill... huh?"
Suddenly there was a familiar smell around him. The staff member was startled. He suddenly turned his head and saw a small white beast flying towards him. The small claws quickly enlarged in his eyes.
"ah"
boom!
The moment he screamed, the claw kicked him in the face.
"It's you! Cathy Palug!" The staff member ran away in panic while begging for mercy. "No, please don't mess with me, okay? I'm at work...Okay, okay, you can kick me if you want." Okay, but don’t kick me in the face, I have a reputation as the flower magician after all... Ouch, why do you still kick me in the face..."
…
"Yu Ji, you are my wife... Can anyone help me count how many times I have shouted?" He didn't know how long it had been, but Tang Hao felt his mouth was dry for a while, so he took the time to drink a glass of water and asked asked the person next to him.
Because while calling his wife, he also had to pay attention to Akuko's expression, but he didn't remember it.
"Seventy-six, there are still twenty-four to go." Someone immediately reminded him.
"Okay, less than a quarter..." Tang Hao cleared his throat and was about to shout again, but opposite him, Kazuo seemed to have accepted his fate, and the resistance was no longer as fierce as it was at first.
But just as Tang Hao was about to shout, he suddenly found that there were only a few petals scattered in the air, and he suddenly felt a little unhappy.
"Scenery artist, what are you doing? Move quickly!"
Flower Magician, will you punish me or not? !
ps: I heard that someone wants to snipe me in Quehun and hit me until I become autistic? I just finished the update, come on, Yuchang, my wife who was a child in the id god generation, dare to come and fight, let me teach you what real mahjong is!