You Guys Really Know How to Play in the Second Dimension

307 I Want Them All!

For some reason, Tang Hao didn't feel too surprised when he heard Kirito say, "The person Asuna likes is you, President"... Why is this?

Maybe he has already noticed it more or less.

Thinking back carefully, Asuna was willing to pretend to be his girlfriend and accompany her home for the New Year. Although it was because of a bet, how could she accept such a thing without a certain foundation of goodwill? Moreover, she is particularly devoted to her role-playing. The elder relatives in her family have already regarded her as a prospective wife. When she is with him, she often blushes and is shy, even when sleeping... Generally speaking, if you treat a man Without a certain amount of goodwill, a girl would never agree to sleep in the same bed, right?

Thinking about it now, Tang Hao suddenly felt that the signs of Asuna liking him were quite obvious.

Even when she asked her to come to Aincrad this time, she probably didn't just come back to take a look at the elven class transfer. I'm afraid the most important purpose... was to let herself take a look at Kirito and his harem. They, in order to let themselves know that she and Kirito do not have that kind of romantic relationship.

But why hadn’t I thought about this before?

Sure enough, it’s still an illusion!

According to the words of the great teacher, gentleness is a misunderstanding caused by illusion.

But we all know that illusion is the greatest illusion of the great teacher. If he could bravely and seriously face up to this illusion that it is not an illusion, there would not be an avalanche of people wiped out.

etc! So to say

Not only Asuna, but Eyuki Kato and Miao Mori are also willing to pretend to be their girlfriends and go home with me to celebrate the New Year. In other words, they also like me?

Isn't this an illusion?

By drawing inferences from one example, Tang Hao suddenly discovered this amazing fact, and then he was a little confused. What is an illusion? What is reality? Why! Why do you have to be so secretive and secretive when you like someone? Just be brave and just say it clearly!

Tang Hao scratched his head, then began to think again, and couldn't help but ask Kirito: "I don't understand something."

"What?"

"Well... I mean, what is so good about me that so many girls like me? I just thought about it carefully. I don't have many advantages except being rich and handsome. I am obviously tall, rich and handsome. Only the second one, why do so many girls like me?"

Kirito was immediately confused.

After a while, he asked curiously: "President, who are the girls you mentioned?"

"Who else could it be? It can't be the ones I rolled with Asuna last time." Tang Hao said matter-of-factly, "Since Asuna likes me, then the three of them probably like me too, otherwise How can you rush to go home with me?"

Isn't it because of the bet?

Kirito was stunned by Tang Hao's whimsical thoughts at that time, and said, "Well, because I often fight side by side with Asuna, I can be somewhat aware of her thoughts, but Kato Megumi and the others... can Chang, isn’t that your illusion?”

"Eh, eh, is it really an illusion?" Tang Hao was stunned for a moment, then coughed a few times and smiled, "Actually, that's what I thought too. Illusions are all illusions."

"It's not an illusion that Asuna likes the president." Kirito seemed to have transformed into Asuna's best friend and reminded him again, "President, have you thought about how to deal with Asuna's feelings?"

"Well..."

Tang Hao was suddenly embarrassed.

Being liked by others, and being liked by a beautiful girl like Asuna, it would be a lie to say that he was not happy at all. He was even a little smug, recalling that he slept in the same room as Asuna a few days ago. Things in bed were more impulsive and erotic, and also regretful... If he could have known earlier that the person Asuna liked was him, he might have taken the opportunity to do some unexplainable things.

They all sleep on the same bed, and Asuna also likes him, so even if he touches her, she probably won't resist, and then maybe he gets out of hand and goes straight to Yunxiao.

But at the same time, Tang Hao was also a little lucky. If he really had an unexplained relationship with Asuna, it would be difficult for Yu Ji to explain... Hug him on both sides? The blessing of all people? This sounds great, but you have to ask others first if they agree!

Although Asuna is a typical Yamato Nadeshiko, she is not the kind of woman who studied female training and the three obediences and four virtues in ancient times. She accepts the concepts and thoughts of modern society, and most likely will not agree to share the same man with other women. Although Yu Ji was born in an era earlier than the feudal era, her receptive ability may be greater than Asuna's, but with her personality as an irritable old sister, let alone sharing, she may have He just came over with his two swords.

In general, Tang Ritian doesn't seem to have the ability to open a harem?

Then it’s time to choose one of the two, Bichi Xiaosan...ah, it’s the season of white photo albums again!

"Forget it, let's not talk about my matters for now." Although it is a happy trouble, it is still a trouble. Tang Hao quickly waved his hand, ignored the question, and changed the subject, "Let's talk about it. Tell me your story, Kirito, about Sachi, Lisbeth and Silica, who do you like?"

"ah!"

Kirito rolled his eyes immediately. It was a good thing for this man that he didn't solve his own problems, but he cared about other people's gossip.

"President, please don't talk nonsense. Although I have a good relationship with Xing, it is not the kind of relationship you think. I am just an ordinary friend with Lisbeth. As for Silica, I treat her like a sister." Kirito explained quickly.

Tang Hao: "But your sister is not your biological sister, and your sister also likes you."

Kirito: "..."

After watching the Sword Art Online anime, Kirito already knew that his sister Kiritani Suguha was just his cousin, and she secretly liked him. This made him very surprised for a time, and he was even ridiculed a few times by Asuna. sentence, saying that he shows mercy everywhere.

The reason why Asuna didn't like Kirito in this world line was partly due to this factor. After all, before the foundation of the relationship developed, she knew in advance that there would be many women around this man, and normal people would not easily step into it. go.

It's just that Asuna never imagined that Tang Ritian, a coward with thick eyebrows and big eyes, could actually have the potential to open a harem. She jumped out of one Shura field and inadvertently stepped into another. Pitiful.

"I think you don't need to worry so much." Seeing Kirito's delay in speaking, Tang Hao suggested, "In my opinion, all of your harem are quite honest, except for Lisbeth, who is a little more active. But to be honest, none of them have the temperament of a royal family. Even if they fight, it will only be a 50-50 situation, and it is difficult to tell the winner. So you might as well be brave and say directly to them "I want them all!", and then what are you waiting for? When the time comes to return to the real world, wouldn't it be wonderful to take your sister in as the main palace?"

"There are even Shino, Alice, and Eugeo. You can accept them all. That's exactly seven. Change one one every week. Wouldn't it be wonderful to be Mr. Kiri, who has endless happiness for you?"

Kirito was speechless for a moment, "President, what are you talking about? You can't make this kind of thing so simple. I'm not such a carefree person, let alone Sinon Alice Eugeo. I don't even think about it. I don’t know him.”

"This is not a trick, but a way to make everyone happy!"

Tang Hao said sternly and continued to encourage, "You have watched Sword Art Online, so you should know that fortunately all three of them like you, especially now that Asuna is no longer the official supporter, they will not If you quit, they will continue to compete until you decide. Then, if you don't take a stand, they will get stuck deeper and deeper, and it will be difficult to quit by then. At that time, no matter which one you choose, the others will be The two are heartbroken, Kirito, can you bear it?"

"this……"

"I know you are still a little hesitant now. As a man, I understand your mood very well, but I don't know if you have heard of the White Album. Winter Horse Mistress Snow Vegetable Bichi is famous throughout the ages, and one of them is The ones who scolded the most were not Xuecai and Dongma, but Brother Chun. Why? It’s because of Brother Chun’s indecisiveness. He neither decisively chose one of the two nor had the intention of taking them all. Therefore, in Dongma’s mistress Xuecaibi Behind the pool, there is also a saying that Brother Chun is a scumbag."

"Kirito, you can't learn from Brother Haru and become a scum. I want them all. Anyway, several of your harems are weaker than you. Even if you shout loudly, I want them all. If you don't have a hatchet, even if you fail, you won't lose. At least you still have a sister. But if you succeed, it will be a bloody profit! Believe me, I am doing this for your own good."

"President..." Kirito was silent for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "President, if you encourage me like this, why do I think you are doing experiments on me?"

"No...nothing." Tang Hao immediately turned his head away and pretended to look around at the scenery.

To be honest, he did intend to experiment with Kirito. If Kirito's harem was successful, he would have a good senior who would set a precedent for his own harem.

Even in the most extreme situation, with Yu Ji and Asuna holding swords on his neck, he could still say confidently: "Look, Kirito has already started a harem, embracing everyone, why can't I?" ? I don’t accept it! It’s useless for you to kill me. Even if I die and am buried in a coffin, I will still shout out with my decayed vocal cords that I want it all!”

And there is really no risk in Kirito's harem. He can easily suppress it no matter whether it is successful or not.

Not like myself, a true ancestor, a holy mother.

I won’t mention Yu Ji, she is more violent than a cat when she is irritable. Although Asuna has the temperament of a wife, don’t forget that she is still a strategy ghost and a violent healer. If she really gets irritable, she cannot be easily bullied. !

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