Chapter 896: Mind Reading
A true warrior dares to ignore Su Yi's dissuasion and insists on eating crayfish.
"Brother Xiaoyi, you have half of this spoils, how about you come with me to eat?" Zhang Wei invited Su Yi with a smile.
Ding.
"Then I won't be polite." Su Yi stood up, "Yifei, you come to eat too."
"Me? I won't eat it," Hu Yifei said with a smile, "After all, there is no half of my medal on the military medal, haha! Your crayfish, you can eat it happily!"
Zhang Wei said righteously: "This is not crayfish, this is a just reward!"
"Haha, then I can't eat it, because I am neither just nor need a reward." Hu Yifei said.
"It's better not to eat it. It doesn't look like much anyway. If you don't eat it, Brother Xiaoyi and I can eat a little more." Zhang Wei said happily.
He opened the box, picked up a crayfish, looked at it, frowned and asked: "Brother Xiaoyi, how do you eat this? Can you eat the head?"
Su Yi glanced at him and made a final effort: "Zhang Wei, I have a suggestion for you. Eat one first, and then wait and see. If there is no adverse reaction, you can continue to eat. Seafood allergies are no joke. If it is serious, it may take you away."
Zhang Wei looked at Su Yi for a while, and his eyes suddenly became alert. He pointed at Su Yi and said: "I understand, you want to take the fruits of victory alone! You want to steal my crayfish to eat, right?"
╰_╯!
Su Yi almost slapped him.
You are really smart!
Zhang Wei smiled proudly and said, "As smart as I am, you can't trick me! Don't forget, I'm a lawyer and I've seen a lot of evil people."
Su Yi took a breath and forced a smile to him: "I wish you a happy meal!"
"Of course!" Zhang Wei bit off the lower half of a lobster, and his face immediately showed an intoxicated look, "The fruits of victory are particularly sweet!"
Five minutes later, Zhang Wei finished his ten crayfish, sucking his fingers and smacking his lips with satisfaction, and smiled: "You know what, this thing is quite delicious, better than chicken wings."
He glanced at the paper box in front of Su Yi and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaoyi, why did you only eat a few? Don't you like it? Otherwise, I will carry forward my helpful style and help you solve a few?"
Ding.
Su Yi glanced at him and said slowly: "It's okay if you want to eat, but I suggest you look in the mirror first to see how sexy your plump pouting mouth is."
"What do you mean?" Zhang Wei asked doubtfully.
Hu Yifei, who was on the other side, heard the conversation and came over curiously. When she saw Zhang Wei's lips, she was surprised and widened her eyes.
"Zhang Wei! Your mouth - your mouth has really become sexy!"
"Really?" Zhang Wei frowned, "Oh, why can't I feel the existence of my lips?"
"Are you really allergic to seafood?" Hu Yifei suddenly became nervous, "Have you ever had this situation when you ate seafood before?"
"No, I don't like fish, and I basically don't eat seafood." Zhang Wei's tongue has already begun to slur when he speaks.
Hu Yifei's eyes widened again in horror: "You, your tongue..."
"Tongue? What tongue?" Zhang Wei's eyes were dazed and shaky, "Why can't I feel the existence of my tongue?"
"Zhang Wei! You are really allergic to seafood! Xiao Yi got you right!" Hu Yifei became nervous.
"Is it like that?" Zhang Wei looked at Su Yi with a sad face, "Brother Xiao Yi, I, I wronged you!"
"It's hard to persuade the damned ghost with good words!" Su Yi sighed, wiped his hands with a tissue, "Let's go to the hospital!"
"Why can't I feel the existence of my head?" Zhang Wei rolled his eyes and fainted.
"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei!" Hu Yifei shook Zhang Wei vigorously.
Su Yi lifted Zhang Wei's collar and tapped some acupuncture points on his body. Zhang Wei woke up faintly: "What's wrong with me?"
"Hey! Wake up!" Hu Yifei shouted in surprise, "You are so good, Xiaoyi brother!"
"Basic exercises are not bad." Su Yi said casually, "I just stimulated his acupuncture points to make him more awake. I still have to take him to the hospital for an IV drip. Fortunately, I can help him walk by himself."
"Then let's go! Wait for me, I'll get my bag! Oh, I have to go to the hospital during the New Year..." Hu Yifei complained and ran to her room to get her bag.
Su Yi helped Zhang Wei up: "Let's go, lobster god of war!"
"Kukuku..." Zhang Wei cried sadly, "It's all the fault of that delivery guy..."
When he went out, Su Yi happened to meet Guan Gu Shenqi coming back with a fat man with yellow hair.
"Xiaoyi brother! Yifei! Guess who I invited!" Guan Gu Shenqi shouted excitedly.
"Oh, make way, you have no sense." Hu Yifei pushed Guan Gu Shenqi aside and carried Zhang Wei around him to walk out.
"Color?" Guan Gu Shenqi was puzzled, "Brother Xiaoyi, are you going out?"
"Zhang Wei is allergic to seafood, we need to send him to the hospital!" Su Yi nodded to the yellow-haired fat man and said to Guan Gu Shenqi.
"How could this happen?" Guan Gu Shenqi frowned, "But if you don't stay, then..."
He was a little entangled, and at this time Hu Yifei and Su Yi had already carried Zhang Wei into the elevator.
"Qiaodou Masai!" Guan Gu Shenqi was immediately anxious and hurriedly ran up to stop the elevator.
He was about to speak when Su Yi interrupted him and said, "I have to send Zhang Wei to the hospital, and I don't have time to stay to watch Mr. Mao Li's mind-reading performance."
Guangu Shenqi and the yellow-haired middle-aged man who came over for no reason were both stunned.
"I never said Maori-san's name, how did you know it?" Guangu Shenqi said in surprise.
"Mauri Shinbei is good at close-up magic. He still doesn't know why you invited him here," Su Yi said impatiently, "What he wants to do most now is to go home and watch the Spring Festival Gala with his wife. He knows your name because he is also a fan of "Love Three-legged Cat". There is paint in the black can. Is there any problem?"
!
In the stunned eyes of Guangu Shenqi and Maori Shinbei, the elevator door slowly closed.
A moment of silence--
"Mind reading! He can read minds!" Maori Shinbei suddenly pointed at the elevator door in horror and shouted, "Mom! Mind reading is real! It's real, mom!"
Guangu Shenqi turned his head blankly, looked at the excited Maori Shinbei, and said: "Mauri-san, you really don't know why I asked you to come?"
"You didn't say anything, how do I know!" Maori Shinbei spread his hands.
"But you can read minds!" Guan Gu Shenqi said excitedly, "Why don't you know? You should read what I'm thinking!"
"Reading minds?" Mao Li Xinbei widened his eyes, "Did you ask me to perform mind reading?"
"Haha!" Guan Gu Shenqi suddenly laughed excitedly, pointing at Mao Li Xinbei and yelling: "Look! You still said you don't know what I'm thinking! Didn't you read it? Mao Li-san, don't be modest!"
The door of 3602 suddenly opened, Tang Youyou looked at the two people outside the door curiously, and said: "Guan Gu, why are you standing outside the door and talking loudly?"
On the other side, Hu Yifei and Su Yi took Zhang Wei out of the community and were about to take a taxi to the hospital.
Unexpectedly, Lv Ziqiao suddenly rushed out from the side of the fireworks stand, looking at Zhang Wei's mouth and saying: "What kind of style is this, Zhang Wei? Your mouth is so rosy and elastic."
"He bullied me!" Zhang Wei pointed at Lv Ziqiao with a crying voice and complained to Su Yi.
"Don't gloat over his misfortune. He is allergic to seafood." Su Yi said unhappily.
"Look at all the strange diseases you have." Lu Ziqiao was even more gloating, and said with a sound of "tsk tsk".
"Instead of talking nonsense here, why don't you send Zhang Wei to the hospital together!" Hu Yifei said, "By the way, what are you doing here?"
"Of course, I am doing the most noble cause of mankind!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"What is that?" Hu Yifei was at a loss.
"Reproduction!" Lu Ziqiao said as a matter of course, "Of course, it's not at that stage yet, so now I am still an aspiring young man who will let his ideal fly on New Year's Eve!"
"You are crazy!" Hu Yifei's forehead veins popped, "Let's go, Xiaoyi, don't bother with this crazy!"
"Don't call me when you are in the police station!" Su Yi said unhappily.
Lv Ziqiao looked at the three people's backs in a daze, and asked in confusion: "Going to the police station?"
"Tsk!" He quickly laughed disdainfully, "I am now an aspiring young man who will fly his ideals on New Year's Eve, what kind of police station am I going to?"
At the same time, Zeng Xiaoxian worked at the radio station.
After recording the program, Zeng Xiaoxian left the studio and was shocked to find that Lisa Rong was missing!
He had to ask Lisa Rong to sign the recorded tape before he could give it to the post-production director's studio for broadcast, otherwise they would not recognize it at all.
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly called Lisa Rong, but Lisa Rong was already on her way back home. At first, she comforted Zeng Xiaoxian and asked him to live broadcast at night. Later, she pretended that the phone signal was bad and hung up the phone.
"Lisa, I curse you to never have seasoning packets when eating instant noodles!" Zeng Xiaoxian wailed desperately outside the studio.
"My carnival party with free and unlimited drinks! Why! Why!" Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to cry but had no tears.
Twenty minutes later, Su Yi and Hu Yifei watched Zhang Wei get an IV drip.
At this time, Zhang Wei's mouth was completely swollen.
"Wuwuwu... Wuwuwu..." Zhang Wei howled on the bed, "I want to complain to them, this lobster is poisonous!"
"If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer." Su Yi shook his head and said, "You will definitely miss the Jianghu Bar Carnival tonight. I wish you a happy New Year's Eve in the hospital."
"Wuwuwu..." Zhang Wei howled in regret, "I regret it so much, I regret why I didn't listen to you, why I kept that box of crayfish! My free and unlimited drink party..."
Hu Yifei smiled and said, "Okay, okay, just rest assured, the doctor said that you look scary, but as long as you take some anti-inflammatory and anti-allergic drugs and rest more, you will be fine."
Su Yi was about to speak when his cell phone rang.
He picked it up and saw Zeng Xiaoxian.
Su Yi hung up the phone directly.
Then Hu Yifei's phone rang again.
Su Yi sighed and looked out the window with melancholy.
"Hello, Zeng Xiaoxian!" Hu Yifei answered the phone, and it was indeed Zeng Xiaoxian who called.
"Xiaoyi? We are together. What's wrong?" Hu Yifei asked in confusion, "Ask him to save his life? Okay, don't worry, I'll give him the phone and you tell him."
Hu Yifei handed the phone to Su Yi.
"It's Zeng Xiaoxian, saying that only you can save him now, it sounds like it's urgent." Hu Yifei said.
"Can I not answer it?" Su Yi said helplessly.
Hu Yifei stuffed the phone into his hand without saying anything: "Listen to what he says first, it's not too late to refuse!"
Ding.
It's too late...
Su Yi picked up the phone helplessly.
"Help, Brother Xiao Yi, this is what happened..."
Zeng Xiaoxian's troubles are difficult to say, but also simple to say.
In fact, in the eyes of many subordinates, the most important thing is nothing more than the above sentence.
Because she had a relationship with Lisa Rong before, Su Yi called her directly and pleaded for Zeng Xiaoxian, hoping that she could help let Zeng Xiaoxian go.
Lisa Rong gave this face and told Su Yi that there was no problem.
She solved all the problems with one phone call, and soon someone ran to hand over to Zeng Xiaoxian.
The problem was solved.
Isn't it simple?
No way!
Don't you have to pay back the favor you owe to others?
Su Yi had a hunch that Lisa Rong would soon take back the favor.
When he returned to Zhang Wei's bedside, Su Yi found that there was another person next to Zhang Wei, and like Zhang Wei, his lips were red, swollen and deformed.
Even though he knew this scene in advance, Su Yi couldn't help laughing, because this scene was really funny.
This person is exactly the delivery man from before.
"BT spicy allergy?" Hu Yifei took his medical record and took a look, laughing, "You said you didn't eat our chicken wings? How to explain now?"
"Sister, I was wrong!" The delivery man cried, "Please don't tell our boss, at most, I will give you free crayfish again in the future..."
Zhang Wei was immediately stimulated.
"You still want to hurt me? You still want to hurt me!" He excitedly pinched the delivery man's neck, "It's all your fault, I blame you for this!"
"It's all Tianya sausage mouth, why are you so anxious to hurt each other!" The delivery man screamed.
In a commotion, Su Yi and Hu Yifei left with a smile.
Zeng Xiaoxian called to thank Su Yi and said that he had been liberated.
"Alas, why are there always such and such situations? Can't it be smoother?" Hu Yifei shook her head helplessly, "Fortunately, all of this has been resolved, and we can be a little quieter."
"Haha, no way!" Su Yi shook her head helplessly, "Just wait and see, there are still many troubles."
3602.
After Guan Gu Shenqi's crying, Mao Li Xin Bing Wei finally agreed to let him perform.
Qin Yumo and Tang Youyou were also in the audience.
Guan Gu Shenqi was quite happy at first, but after Mao Li Xin Bing Wei went to the parking lot to get his props, he looked at the four cans of paint on the table and was stunned.
He thought of what Su Yi said before getting on the elevator.
He widened his eyes in horror and said to Mao Li Xin Bing Wei in a trembling voice: "There is paint in the black can, right?"
This chapter is to make up for yesterday.