Chapter 906: Misunderstandings Resolved in Advance

"I knew Brother Yi, you must have a way!" Lu Ziqiao suddenly beamed, "Actually, I have been traveling around the world for many years, and I always have two website addresses on hand. It's a pity that these websites change their URLs every three days, so I just change them back and forth. I have lost this loyal old customer. Brother Xiaoyi, is there any way you can solve this problem for me?"

Ding.

day.

Su Yi stared at Lu Ziqiao with an unkind expression: "Lu Ziqiao, I've taken care of this matter for you, but next time if you bother me with such trivial things..."

"Brother Xiao Yi! It's a trivial matter to you, but to me, it's such a big deal that the sky is falling!" Lu Ziqiao looked sad and started to act awkwardly, "As a brother, you can't bear to look at me Is the sky falling? What about the courses that so many teachers are waiting for? Who will be their most devoted students?”

Mud, you can't stand the threat.

"Okay, okay, stop acting!" Su Yi waved his hand helplessly, "I'll give you an idea, but it has some side effects."

"I would like to hear the details!" Lu Ziqiao immediately sat upright.

"Do you have a washbasin account? Change your name to 'Personal Porn Appraiser Lu Xiaobu'." Su Yi thought for a while and said, "Then you record a video and put it on the top, to the effect that you are an upright and abstinent person. Good man, I feel that pornographic websites are too harmful to teenagers, and I really can’t stand it, so I decided to stand up and do something useful for society. Then you talk about the harm of pornographic websites, especially the harm to minors, and tell everyone even if you do. It is also illegal to browse color websites secretly at home.”

"Finally, you tell everyone that if you know about color websites and are afraid of taking responsibility but have a sense of justice, you can send you a private message on Washbasin.com and send you the URL of the color website, and you will be responsible for reporting these color websites."

"Let's put it this way, if this thing is done well, you will have an endless stream of color website resources to see, and you have an honest excuse to watch these color videos, because you have to criticize with a just and noble purpose Use your own eyes to identify yellow.”

Lu Ziqiao stared blankly at Su Yi, suddenly her face turned red, and she held Su Yi's hand excitedly: "Brother! You are such a god! How did you come up with this operation? It's a genius operation! This yellow appraiser I’m determined, this is simply the best job in the world! I’m going to make a video!”

Lu Ziqiao rushed away happily.

Zhang Wei asked Su Yi with doubts on his face: "Brother Xiao Yi, you haven't told Zi Qiao what the side effects of being a yellow connoisseur are."

"Did he ask me?" Su Yi said lightly.

Zhang Wei said suspiciously: "I always feel like Zi Qiao has fallen into a big pit. But is that kind of video good to watch?"

Su Yi was stunned and said, "Don't tell me, you've never seen it."

"I really don't have one," Zhang Wei said. "When we were young, our dean told us that looking at other people's shyness would make you feel embarrassed."

"Then you believed it?" Su Yi asked.

"Why don't you believe in free money?" Zhang Wei said matter-of-factly.

(_)!

Su Yi gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

Zhang Wei looked around, then suddenly came over and asked with some embarrassment: "Actually, speaking of shy things, I really have a question I want to ask you."

Ding.

"explain."

"That's it." Zhang Wei coughed twice and said awkwardly, "Me, sometimes I dream about having sex with some girls... You know, it's just a shameful thing... But why do I always dream of having sex with some girls? Will I wake up at the critical moment?"

"Who did you dream about?" Su Yi asked curiously.

Zhang Wei thought for a while and said: "Some girls."

"Have you ever had sex with every girl you've ever met?" Su Yi's eyes widened in horror.

Zhang Wei was a little shy: "That's not all. The cleaning lady in our company who is over 70 years old. The progress we made with her was just holding hands."

(_)!

"Fuck you, you beast!" Su Yi had the urge to hit someone.

"Don't tell others, Brother Yi, otherwise my innocence will be ruined!" Zhang Wei said hurriedly.

Ding.

"Are you innocent?" Su Yi said unhappily, "Your wretchedness is really deep in your bones, Zhang Wei!"

"Oh, that's not important!" Zhang Wei waved his hand, "What's important is, why do I wake up every time I dream about a critical moment? Is this some kind of disease?"

"This isn't a disease, it's life!" Su Yi said, "Let me ask you, are you still a virgin?"

"Yes, my body is still pure!" Zhang Wei said seriously.

Su Yi sighed and said: "That's right, why did you wake up at the critical moment? Because it involves your knowledge blind spot, so you can't even dream about it."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a long time before saying: "That makes sense! Why didn't I think of it earlier?"

"You are really a weirdo." Su Yi said speechlessly, "I think you don't have any dates anymore. You should work hard to make money and make yourself a diamond king. As long as you are rich enough, your future girlfriend will be there." In kindergarten now.”

"I know, so now I walk more slowly every time I pass by the kindergarten." Zhang Wei said seriously, "Because I'm afraid of disturbing my girlfriend's building blocks."

"...animal!"

Su Yi originally thought Zhang Wei was the most normal person in the love apartment, but now he understands that normality is superficial, but deep down, who is not a psychopath?

Zhang Wei went to the supermarket to buy groceries and played a few games of Mario by himself. Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu magically returned and joined the battle.

After a while, Tang Youyou also came back, looking lost and distraught.

When Guan Gu Shenqi and Zeng Xiaoxian saw her like this, their faces changed immediately.

But Su Yi didn't even turn his head. He could hear Tang Youyou jumping through the door.

"Youyou, no, no way!" Guan Gu Shenqi's voice was trembling.

"Is it not going well, Youyou?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

Tang Youyou sighed and said in a heavy tone: "Now, standing in front of you is Tang Youyou, the heroine of the upcoming TV series "Reversal Heroes"!"

At the end, Tang Youyou couldn't hold it anymore and started jumping.

"Ahhh..." Guan Gu Shenqi and Zeng Xiaoxian both shouted excitedly, and they rushed to hug Tang Youyou to celebrate her success.

Then Tang Youyou ran over and gave Su Yi a big hug: "Thank you, Xiaoyi! If it weren't for you, I would have missed my first chance to be the heroine in my life. You are so kind!"

"I just went with the flow." Su Yi smiled, "Congratulations."

"I told the director that I might not be the best, but I must be the most hardworking. The director was very impressed with me, so he decided on the spot that I would be the heroine!" Tang Youyou said excitedly, "Not only that, she also invited me to eat Kobe lobster in the restaurant of the five-star hotel where she lived!"

At this time, Guan Gu Shenqi's face was not very good: "Five-star hotel? You went there wearing a low-cut dress and a miniskirt?"

"Yes, I didn't bring any other clothes! What else should I wear?" Tang Youyou asked in confusion.

Guan Gu Shenqi sniffed and widened his eyes again: "You, you also drank wine!"

"Yes, to celebrate my getting the role, the director and I drank a bottle of red wine." Tang Youyou said happily, "You guys chat first, I'll go to the side to pack my luggage."

"Luggage? Where are you going?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked.

"You are going to move to the director's hotel?" Guan Gu Shenqi thought of this possibility and widened his eyes in horror.

"Of course not," Tang Youyou smiled, "The director and I have an appointment to meet the screenwriter in Hong Kong Island. She will drive to pick me up later, and then we will go to the airport together."

"Go to Hong Kong Island!" Guan Gu Shenqi screamed.

"Yes, it may take three or five days." Tang Youyou said.

Guan Gu Shenqi's face was as black as the bottom of a pot at this time: "Youyou, actually I think this matter..."

"It's incredible, right?" Tang Youyou took over excitedly, "I think it's incredible too. It still feels like a dream. Haha! I'm leaving first! Go pack up!"

After saying that, he jumped and ran away.

As soon as Tang Youyou left, the room immediately fell into silence, with only the sound of Su Yi playing games, which seemed particularly abrupt.

"We'll go for three to five days... and we'll go to Hong Kong Island and stay in a hotel together..." Guan Gu Shenqi's face was full of pain and confusion, "What's the next step? What will they do next?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was a little embarrassed and deliberately said, "Let's eat Kobe hairy crabs?"

"It's all your fault!" Guan Gu Shenqi exploded, "It's all your fault that you let Youyou wear a low-cut dress, and things have developed to this point!"

"I, I also want Youyou to pass the interview!" Zeng Xiaoxian defended, "It's nothing to make a little sacrifice."

"Small sacrifice?" Guan Gu Shenqi shouted in anger, "The clothes she wears can be directly used for heart transplant surgery!"

"It's not that exaggerated! Guan Gu, I think you're overreacting!" Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at his face and said, "You should have more trust in Youyou. If you believe in Youyou, you should believe that Youyou's success is all due to your own efforts."

After a pause, Zeng Xiaoxian smiled meanly, "It's just that she usually wears too little for others to see!"

ヽ(｀⌒メ)ノ！

This was just adding fuel to the fire, and Guan Gu Shenqi was immediately furious.

"You! You are so evil!" Guan Gu Shenqi shouted angrily, and ran to Su Yi, "Brother Yi, what do you say we should do now? Youyou is going to Hong Kong Island to stay in a hotel with that director for three or five days. What if... Alas! You also supported her wearing a low-cut dress in the morning! I don't care, you must be responsible! Don't let her go astray!"

Ding!

Su Yi put down the game controller helplessly and said, "You are a bit unreasonable, right? Even if Youyou really goes to Hong Kong Island to stay in the same room with the director, should I really be responsible for this?"

Guan Gu Shenqi paused, and immediately said with a sad face: "That's not what I meant, but what should I do now? I can't just watch Youyou really... Alas! If something like this really happens, believe it or not, I will commit seppuku to show you in a minute!"

Su Yi shook his head: "I'll give you a suggestion."

"What suggestion?" Guan Gu Shenqi immediately cheered up.

"I think you should first ask whether Tang Youyou's director is a man or a woman, and then consider the matter of seppuku." Su Yi said.

o_o

Guan Gu was stunned for a while, and suddenly nodded and said: "That makes sense!"

Then he immediately ran to the next door.

"Is Youyou's director really a woman?" Zeng Xiaoxian said with wide eyes, "Then why didn't Youyou say it clearly, causing Guan Gu to worry for so long in vain, and also made us think wrongly!"

"If you had said it earlier, how would Youyou know how much Guan Gu cares about her?" Su Yi started another game and said with a smile.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a long time and said: "Damn!"

He had to be thankful that Su Yi had exposed the matter early, otherwise, he and Guan Gu Shenqi would have mistaken the manager of the radio station's personnel department as the director, and then Zeng Xiaoxian would have punished the so-called "director" in his own way, completely offending the people in the personnel department, and from then on, he would have been completely cut off from the good things of promotion and salary increase.

Guan Gu Shenqi came back with a smile on his face soon. It seemed that he had received Tang Youyou's answer and knew that the director was a woman, so he was no longer worried.

After Zhang Wei came back from buying groceries, he went into the room to check the cooking guide.

This guy has only cooked instant noodles since he was a child, and has never been in the kitchen. He doesn't even know what the seasonings are for. Now he is going to cram for the last minute.

"Zhang Wei, I think you should seek help." Su Yi advised, "You just want the atmosphere of a home-cooked meal, you don't have to cook it yourself, right? You don't know how to do anything, and the probability of messing up is very high."

"That won't work! If I don't cook it myself, how can I show my sincerity and my style as a good family man?" Zhang Wei didn't listen at all, "Don't worry, Xiaoyi brother, I have been eating for more than 20 years. Even if I haven't cooked it, at least I know what it looks like after it is done. As long as I study it a little, cooking will not be difficult for me. I am a lawyer and I have to believe in my expertise!"

Zhang Wei went back to the room confidently to study the strategy.

Su Yi helplessly spread his hands: "Everyone can give up the expectation of dinner. Whenever Zhang Wei asks us to believe in his expertise, we just don't believe it."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said: "It doesn't matter, at most we can order takeout, and we can eat later, but it is likely that Zhang Wei will only cook once in his life."

"That's right! In order to see the dishes made by Zhang Wei, I can give up my dinner!" Guan Gu Shenqi also gloated.

"It's a pity that I can't have dinner with you, nor can I assist Zhang Wei." Tang Youyou said with a smile, "The director will be here soon, everyone, I'll go downstairs to wait for her."

"I'll take you down, Youyou!" Guan Gu Shenqi immediately suggested.

"Okay!" Tang Youyou didn't refuse.

The two of them came back soon after going down. Because the plane was delayed, Tang Youyou's director decided to wait here for a while.

The people in the Love Apartment are still very hospitable. Everyone warmly entertained the director.

The director was also very happy and said, "Thank you for your hospitality. I am very happy to meet you and I am also very happy to choose Youyou as my heroine from the vast sea of ​​people."

"Vast sea of ​​people?" Guan Gu Shenqi said with a smile, "But there are only three people competing for the heroine, including Youyou? Oh..."

The last "oh" was because Zeng Xiaoxian hit his waist hard with his elbow.