Chapter 897 I'm Really Not a Prophet
Before the magic even started, Guan Gu magically revealed the final answer. How could this be performed?
Maori Shinbei was speechless and said to Sekiya Miracle Tan, "That's why I repeatedly refused to perform just now. In addition to the reason why I have to rush back to watch the Spring Festival Gala with my wife, there is another reason: the mystery of my performance has been revealed! Indeed! There’s only paint in the black can.”
Tang Youyou's eyes widened in surprise, and she pointed at Guan Gu and said magically: "Mind reading! It turns out you are the one who can read minds!"
"It's not me! Brother Xiaoyi told us these words!" Guan Guqingqi looked like he was in pain. "We met him at the elevator entrance. He said that the reason why Mao Lisang knew my name was because he was Fans of "The Three-Legged Cat".
Tang Youyou and Qin Yumo both looked at Maori Shinbei.
"Yes, I am indeed a fan of Sekiya, so that's why I learned his name that time." Maori Shinbei spread his hands.
"He also said that what Mao Li Sang wants to do most is to go home and watch the Spring Festival Gala with his wife!" Guangu said with a trembling voice.
"Yes! I really wanted to watch the Spring Festival Gala with my wife, but Sekiya didn't say anything and just dragged me here!" Maori Xinbing defended.
Tang Youyou and Qin Yumo's eyes widened.
"Finally, Brother Xiaoyi also said that there was paint in the black can." Sekiya said in horror, "At that time, Maori-san had not started performing at all. Even I didn't know what Maori-san was going to perform, but he knew it! All this is what Brother Yi said."
"That's why I believe that there really is mind-reading in this world!" Maori Shinbei said happily, "Your friend must be a real mind-reading master, otherwise it would be impossible that he and I have never met before, but he can say Tell me everything! I will definitely tell my mother and my wife when I go back, there really is mind-reading in this world!”
"Qiaodou sack!" Sekiya Miracle said something more and more strange the more he listened, "Morisang, don't you also know how to read minds?"
"No, mine is just close-up magic, not mind-reading." Maori Shinbei shook his head, "Come and see..."
He called Guan Gu Qingqi and three others to him and showed them the principle of this close-up magic.
Qin Yumo and Tang Youyou were fine, but Guan Gu Qi Qi had a sense of collapse as his worldview was subverted.
Because he had always thought that Maori Shinbei was a real mind-reading master, but only today did he know that this person was just a magic performer.
"Sekiya-kun, you have a true mind-reading master by your side. Maybe you should go to him instead of me." Maori Shinbei comforted him.
"Yes, I'm going to find Brother Xiao Yi, and I want to ask clearly!" Guan Gu's magical eyes lit up and he hurried out.
When Su Yi received the call, he was taking a taxi back with Hu Yifei.
"Brother Xiao Yi, where are you? I want to see you now!" Guan Guqi Qi said in the tone of an irritable old man.
bite.
"Just taking a taxi to drive back." Su Yi said.
"Then hurry up, because I can't wait to see you!" Guan Gu magically said, "If you don't come back, believe it or not, I will commit suicide in a minute?"
"Come back! Be back soon!" Su Yi said helplessly.
"Very good, I will go to the gate of the community to greet you now!" Guangu magically said.
"Wait!" Su Yi thought of something, "If Zi Qiao asks you to help, don't join in the fun!"
"Why?" Guan Gu was startled.
"Just do it!" Su Yi hung up the phone.
Guan Gu magically hung up the phone and rushed directly to the gate of the community. Before he could stand still, he heard Dao Ziqiao calling him from the side: "Guan Gu! Guan Gu!"
"Ziqiao, why are you here?" Guan Gu's eyes widened in horror, "Don't tell me that you want my help!"
"How do you know I want to ask you for help? Can you read minds?" Lu Ziqiao grinned and punched Guan Gu's magical arm, "Come on, hurry up, you really have to do me a little favor, I'm about to give you a blow Where’s the phone? You’re here!”
Guangu is as magical as being struck by lightning.
He was dragged away by Lu Ziqiao in a daze and asked to serve as an interpreter for three Zhepeng girls.
"Tell them, at twelve o'clock tonight, I will light this huge firework in front of Jianghu Bar!" Lu Ziqiao pushed an extra-large firework on a trolley and said with a smile, "I named this firework - Flying." Ideal! They can go to the Jianghu Bar to watch the ceremony, and their dream will come true next year. But the condition is that they must wear miniskirts!"
"No! No! I can't help you!" Guan Gu magically waved his hand, "I still underestimated him. He is not a mind-reading master, he is a prophet!"
"Prophet?" Lu Ziqiao was startled, "Who is the prophet? If he exposes his identity in front of me, a werewolf, aren't you afraid that I will stab him?"
"It's Brother Xiao Yi! He guessed that you were at the gate of the community, and he also guessed that you would ask me for help!" Guan Gu magically held his hand, "Ziqiao, Brother Xiao Yi is a prophet!"
"What nonsense?" Lu Ziqiao frowned, "Su Xiaoyi just saw me at the gate of the community, so it's not surprising that he guessed this. He also said that I would be in the game tonight. Do you think it's possible?"
"Squatting orange?" Guan Gu was startled and subconsciously looked under Lu Ziqiao's butt.
"Oh, it's not the orange I ate!" Lu Ziqiao waved his hands angrily, "It's the police station, which means I will be arrested by the police! It's ridiculous! Come on, stop talking nonsense and help me translate!"
"Why should I help you translate? I don't!" Guan Guqingqing was in such a mood.
"Hey, I have to find a reason to have so many girls put on miniskirts and surround me. Do you think it's easy?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfied.
"So many girls?" Guan Gu's eyes widened magically.
"Yes, seventeen girls have signed up just now. We only need these three Zhepeng girls to round up the whole number!" Lu Ziqiao said excitedly, "On New Year's Eve, let's create a big scene together! Let's do a flying show together. An ideal young man with great ambitions!”
"Are these fireworks yours?" Guangu Qi Qi turned back and pointed at the fireworks stand and asked.
"Of course not, it belongs to Xiao Hei downstairs." Lu Ziqiao said, "But he left temporarily because of something, so I help him look after the stall for the time being."
"I heard that selling fireworks requires a license. Do these fireworks have a selling license?" Guangu asked magically.
"This is also a question we want to ask." As soon as Guan Gu finished speaking, someone answered on the side. When the two of them looked back, they turned out to be two policemen.
A middle-aged policeman kept his anger and said seriously: "This stall is suspected of selling fireworks and firecrackers without a license. You two, please come with us!"
"Where to go?" Guan Gu magically asked subconsciously.
"Of course it's the police station, otherwise where?" the policeman asked.
Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu looked at each other in horror, and both shouted in unison: "Sit down!"
"It seems that you know the consequences, and you still break the law after knowing it?" the policeman said sternly, "What can you do wrong during the Chinese New Year? Do you have to do something illegal? Come on, follow us, all the fireworks you operate illegally All firecrackers will be confiscated.”
"Qiaodou sack!" Guan Gu suddenly had a clever idea and shouted hurriedly, "This police officer, I want to make a call! Call our prophet! He must know what we should do next!"
"Prophet?" The two policemen looked at each other. One of them looked closely at Guangu's magical pupils and asked doubtfully: "Are you high?"
"What do you mean?" Guan Gu was puzzled.
But Lu Ziqiao had experienced many battles and understood what the police meant, and immediately said righteously: "Officer, your asking this is an insult to our character and dignity! I ask you to apologize to us immediately, we are not drug addicts , we are not breaking the law, we are just aspiring young people who are about to let their ideals fly on the streets on New Year’s Eve!”
The two policemen looked at Lu Ziqiao blankly for a while, and one of them said: "This is a bit exciting."
"Okay, if you have anything to say, go back to the station and say it!" Another policeman waved his hand, "Take him away!"
"Qiaodou Sacks! Officer, this fireworks stall does not belong to us!" Guan Guqiji explained hurriedly, "It's us - no, it's him!"
Guan Gu magically pointed at Lu Ziqiao: "He is temporarily taking care of others. This fireworks stall has nothing to do with us!"
The policeman sneered: "You are not at home celebrating the New Year, and you go to the street to watch the fireworks for others? Who are you kidding?"
"You are not simple at first sight!" another policeman scolded.
"We..." Guan Guqingqing was about to explain, Lu Ziqiao on the side said proudly: "Of course we are not simple, because we are - on the streets of New Year's Eve, two aspiring young people who are about to let their ideals fly!"
"Shut up, Joe!" Guan Gu was about to collapse. "Officer, we live here, we are all good citizens, big good citizens!"
A policeman asked curiously: "Your accent doesn't sound like a local."
"I'm from Zhepeng, I'm from Yokohama!" Sekiya explained magically.
"Haha." The policeman smiled half-heartedly, "Don't do any bad things and leave it all to the Zhepeng people, okay?"
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"But I'm really from Zhepeng!" Guan Guqingqi was about to cry, "I should have trusted Brother Xiao Yi, and I shouldn't have come to help!"
"You said you are from Zhepeng, so you are from Zhepeng?" the policeman sneered.
"I really am. If you don't believe me, just ask him!" Guan Gu magically pointed at Lu Ziqiao.
"He is indeed from Zhepeng." Lu Ziqiao said seriously, "But I am an aspiring young man on the streets on New Year's Eve who is about to let his ideals fly!"
"Are you done yet!" Guan Guqingqiu was about to go crazy!
"Let's go! Go back to the station. If you don't leave, we will resort to coercive measures!" a policeman warned.
"I want to make a phone call! Please, police officer, let me make one phone call, just one!" Guan Guqi magically shouted anxiously, "We don't want to be in trouble, the only one who can help us is our prophet! "
"The only thing that can help you is to be lenient if you confess!" A policeman said angrily, "Let's go!"
"Wait a minute, give him the phone and let him call." Another policeman winked at his companion, indicating that he should leave it alone and see if he could fish out another fish.
"Thank you, thank you, sir!" Guan Gu was overjoyed and thanked him repeatedly.
He hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called Su Yi. After the call was connected, Guangu Qiqi almost couldn't wait to shout: "Brother Xiao Yi, help! We don't want to be trapped!"
There was a slight silence on the other end of the phone, and Su Yi's helpless voice came: "Where are you now?"
"At the gate of the community, the police officer is taking us to a police station!" Guangu said in horror.
"Ask Zi Qiao to call Xiao Hei immediately. Also, if you don't want to miss the carnival night at the Jianghu Bar, ask him to stop talking nonsense about letting your ideals fly. I will be there in two or three minutes at most."
"Okay! Okay!" Guan Gu magically said happily, "I knew you would definitely save us!"
After hanging up the phone, Guan Gu Shenqi immediately warned Lv Ziqiao: "Brother Xiao Yi told you to call Xiao Hei immediately, otherwise, you will miss the New Year's Eve carnival at Jianghu Bar tonight!"
Lv Ziqiao's eyes widened immediately: "Don't! Can't I call you?"
When Su Yi and Hu Yifei arrived, the misunderstanding had been almost explained.
Xiao Hei was a man of integrity. He confessed everything to the police and said that he would surrender to the local police station immediately, clearing the relationship between Lv Ziqiao and Guan Gu Shenqi.
But the police still suspected that Lv Ziqiao and Guan Gu Shenqi were high, otherwise why were they talking nonsense.
After Su Yi arrived, he first showed his ID card, then revealed his and Hu Yifei's identities, and then reasoned with the two policemen, finally dispelling all their doubts.
All the fireworks were confiscated, and Lv Ziqiao's ambition to let his ideal fly was completely shattered.
After being able to handle all the things, Guan Gu Shenqi excitedly said to Su Yi: "Brother Xiao Yi, you really knew all this would happen, right?"
Ding.
"Yes." Su Yi nodded and said with a smile, "This is actually very easy to infer. The police will never sit idly by when fireworks are sold so blatantly at the entrance of the community."
"Inference? You said this is reasoning?" Guan Gu Shenqi didn't believe it at all, "This can't be reasoning, this must be prophecy, right?"
Ding.
"No." Su Yi shook his head and said, "I don't know how to predict."
"No, I don't believe it!" Guan Gu Shenqi said very paranoidly, "Tell me, what are Yu Mo and You You doing now? You must answer!"
Ding.
Su Yi said helplessly: "Okay, the people upstairs are playing the Scottish bagpipes, and they are almost collapsing."
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The three of them showed horror at the same time.
Guan Gu Shenqi quickly took out his mobile phone and called Tang You You, and then put it on speaker.
As soon as the call was connected, he heard the noisy Scottish bagpipe music coming from the phone!
The three of them widened their eyes in fear again.
"Hello? Guan Gu! Guan Gu! Can you hear me?" Tang Youyou shouted on the phone, "The people upstairs are playing the bagpipes, and the noise is making us collapse!"
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The three of them took a step back and moved a few steps away from Su Yi.
Guan Gu hung up the phone and shouted excitedly: "You still say you are not a prophet!"
"I really am not." Su Yi shook his head.