Chapter 2043: A Thank You Gift to the Red and White Princess

That’s it, I quietly gave Akara a thumbs up.

It can make the other party feel extremely satisfied and express gratitude for this kindness. In fact, it does not cost much. Compared with other expensive gifts, the other party may not find it very useful. This is undoubtedly a wise gift that can make people shout long live. Decide.

“It’s great to be able to come and go freely at the paper mill without having to look like that poor statue at the door, getting caught stealing paper to go to the toilet and then having a shameful statue erected as punishment.”

Everyone: "..."

I'm about to cry. Please don't mention this again. Tomorrow, tomorrow I will go and tear down that statue, ho ho!

"Wu, calm down, calm down. Those who don't know are not guilty." Akara quickly comforted that the statue cannot be demolished.

"What are you talking about?" The Red and White Princess looked at me and Akara and asked curiously.

"No, it's nothing. We were discussing. The guy who stole the paper probably didn't mean it." I held back the blood and tears on my face and said with a forced smile. At this point, even if I kill myself, I can't let the Red and White Princess know that it was My statue, I don't want to be laughed at by a guy who has less moral integrity than me.

"Wu, you are so kind. Stealing paper is obviously a serious crime." The red and white princess wiped the corners of her eyes in emotion.

"Then... that, and then. How did it go after you went to the paper mill?" I no longer wanted to discuss this shameful topic, so I quickly changed the subject and asked.

"When I saw the warehouse full of paper, I thought that I could be wrapped up in pure white precious paper, and I was intoxicated with happiness. After I woke up, I saw the warehouse full of paper, and thought that I could actually be surrounded by pure white precious paper. . Wrapped up with all my heart. I was intoxicated with happiness again. When I woke up, I saw the warehouse full of paper..."

Hey, hey, hey, how long do you want to be intoxicated with happiness? Are you the starfish girl sealed in the starfish bakery? !

"The result. Several days passed before I knew it." He wiped the corners of his mouth. The blush on the red and white princess's face still showed a hint of happiness.

"Ah, I see that your lifetime of happiness has probably been used up in the past few days." I took a sip of water and complained.

It was just a casual remark, but unexpectedly, after hearing it, the red and white princess suddenly showed a dark look, as if it was the end of the world, she was lost and depressed.

"What's the matter? A warehouse full of paper can't satisfy you?" I asked curiously.

"It's not like that." The red and white princess shook her head and covered her face with a sad expression as if she was about to cry.

"I have been so excited and intoxicated that I even forgot to move the paper. As a result, I didn't take out any paper." The red and white princess whimpered with a cry.

"Is...is that so?" I was stunned by the tragic appearance of the red and white princess. It was indeed a sad story.

But then, he burst into laughter. This red and white princess, who is very calculating, will also get confused and suffer losses, which is really satisfying.

"Okay, okay, Wu, look at you, Princess Lingmeng, don't be sad, I'll let you move again." Akara smiled, but he didn't forget to win people's hearts.

"No, I don't want to go there anymore. Although it is a happy place where people are about to die, but because of this, for me, it is simply a terrible sealed place. As long as I go in, I will never come out again." not coming."

That is, if no one drags this guy out, I'm afraid he will be intoxicated until he dies of thirst and starvation. How deep is this guy's obsession with paper?

"Don't cry, don't cry." I reached out and pressed a few times on the big red bow on the red and white princess's head.

"Let's do this. I'll take you to Little Jasmine's place. You can take whatever you want. It won't be sealed there."

"Really?" The red and white princess raised her head and looked at me in surprise, with a little doubt in her eyes, as if to say, is this miser really so kind?

"Princess Lingmeng is Brother Wu's savior. If you can't even do this little thing, then our alliance will not be able to face you. Please don't worry. If you can't worry about Brother Wu, I will take you there." How about it?" Linya pursed her lips and smiled and said to the red and white princess.

"Thank you so much. You are much more reliable than this guy." The Red and White Princess held Linya's hand gratefully.

"Tell me, who donated a large sum of money to me in Gensokyo!" Seeing that the Red and White Princess ignored me as the rightful owner, I said I couldn't bear it.

"My mother has taught me since I was a child that people cannot always look back on the past and must look forward."

"Then I might as well forget about your request for help."

"My father has taught me since I was a child that people should not be ungrateful. Every day, they should piously recall who has been kind to me and how to repay them."

"How did your father and your mother come together to give birth to you?" I couldn't help complaining again.

"Do you really want to say something that is so unspeakable?" The hesitation on Princess Red and White's face made me even more curious as to why it was so unspeakable. Hesitating.

"Okay, since I want to know so much, I'll just tell you." Slowly putting down the tea cup, the red and white princess looked thoughtful and reminiscing, as if it was a very distant and complicated past, with a trace of trace in her eyes. sense of solemnity.

"First, dad took off mom's clothes, then asked mom to take off his clothes, then pushed mom down on the bed, and then leaned over..."

"That's enough, no need to say any more. I already know it!!!" A mouthful of refreshing water spurted out directly from my mouth. I didn't have time to cough, so I quickly interrupted, and then put the coffee table of the soul, the Empire State Building, and the Pentagon Building all in one place. Ravage it again.

This guy...this guy really dares to say such things. Sure enough, there is no lower limit for her when it comes to moral integrity!

Lena and Linya's faces were red with shame, while Akara and Kane were extremely calm, as if their ears had an automatic filtering function that could directly filter out things that could not be seen directly and would make them pregnant if they heard them.

"Anyway, now that you're here, if you're not in a hurry to go back to Gensokyo, you can stay at my place first. You can use as much paper as you want. But. Absolutely! Yes! No! You can! Sell! Festival! Fuck!" I said He bit out every word and glared at the red and white princess.

"Wu's kindness, I'll take it." The red and white princess completely ignored my verbal threats and bowed politely. There was a pause.

"Please give me the best room."

"Yes Yes Yes."

"The best paper."

"Okay. Everything is okay."

“Best meal ever.”

"I'm not boasting. My food is the best in the camp."

"And the most deceptive financial owner...oh, forget it. Already have it."

"Wait, what do you mean by this? What do you mean already, who?" I suddenly became furious and tightly covered the money bag in my arms, for fear that it would get a pair of wings and fly into the arms of the red and white princess. .

The red and white princess looked at the roof nonchalantly and said nothing.

I:"……"

"Okay, Wu, look, we two old guys are waiting for you to come. The tea has gone cold while waiting. How about we get back to the topic first?" Akara was on the side to smooth things over.

"Okay, I have some important things that I want to discuss with you all." I felt that if I continued to talk to the Red and White Princess, my integrity would lose again, so I followed Akara's words and said it this time. The main purpose of coming.

"Don't worry, let us first understand your experience in the hell world these few months, how about it?" Akara smiled gently and guided the conversation to a formal topic.

"This is natural." I glanced at the Red and White Princess and said slowly.

From first arriving in the hell world, meeting four Stallone Sinking Devils, to the volcanic area, to the dead forest area, to the ice and snow area, and then meeting the twin tails... one by one, slowly narrating these contents, and what I did this morning At home, there is no difference from what everyone said, but many details of the conditioning are more convincing when I explain them one by one.

I stopped and took a sip of refreshing water to moisten my throat. I looked up and found that it was already noon before I knew it, and my journey to the hell world, even though it had been simplified to a large part, only talked about the huge sand. The part about the King of Insects and the Golden Demon Vulture.

The small tent was extremely quiet. Akala and Kane were both deep in thought. When they heard about these powerful monsters they encountered along the way, the two old men did not show any shock, disbelief, or worry.

Obviously, the two of them should know something. They will no longer be surprised and shocked by the powerful monsters I mentioned. After all, our alliance also has spies in the hell world.

"Oh, by the way, I even recorded a part."

Suddenly remembering something, I dug into the inventory and took out a piece of memory crystal. I had stolen a few pieces from Old Man Farah before, but I didn't expect that it would come in handy in the hell world.

After opening the memory crystal, the image inside is exactly the fragment of the golden vulture demon fighting the giant sandworm king. Because the distance is too far, the image is a bit blurry, but the powerful duel revealed from this blurry image alone The power is enough to frighten people.

Either one of these two monster lords is far stronger than Horazon. They are existences that I cannot match even with all my means.

Lena couldn't see, so I held her little hand and started visual sharing. As for Akara, she has lived a long time and naturally has her own means to see these image fragments through things other than her eyes, so she doesn't need to I worry.

"It's really powerful... It would be great if our alliance had a few more powerful people like this." Akara and Kane looked at it and didn't say a word for a while. After a long time, they murmured regretfully.

"Wu, can you lend me this memory crystal? It might be a good reference object."

"No problem." I handed the memory crystal to Kane. This thing was of little use to me. I originally kept it to bluff those guys.

It's a pity that the four Stallone Sinking Demons were not recorded with memory crystals. The time to fight them was too short. Moreover, they had just arrived in the hell world at that time, and they were hesitant. Who would be in the mood to do such a thing.

There’s not much to say about the volcanic terrain. Although there are three demon kings who are said to be stronger than the four Stallone Sinking Demons, after seeing other more powerful demon kings later, in retrospect, these so-called three demon kings are actually three-headed huskies.

Ruler of the Dead Forest, I am lucky enough to escape from its hands, what else can I record?

There seems to be nothing to record in the Snowy Land. Do you want to record the whole process of me and Two-Tails catching the crusty mice?

In Akara's small tent, after having a casual meal, I didn't bother to rest. I will continue to share my experience. I also said that, especially the collision with the demon king's flesh and blood resurrector, it should be the most dangerous event besides escaping from death at the hands of the ruler of the dead forest. But he met the ruler of the Dead Forest. It only took a few tens of seconds. When it came to life and death, I tried my best to downplay the danger while fighting against the flesh and blood resurrectors. But there was no way to downplay it. After all, he was seriously injured and it took him nearly ten days to recover.

This time, it really caused a reaction. Linya and Lena, one on the left and one on the right, ignored Kane, Akara and the Red and White Princess watching on the side, and hugged my arm tightly, as if they were afraid that I would disappear. Yes, his eyes were full of worry and fear.

"It's a pity that I didn't record the part about the demon king's flesh and blood resurrection." I was a little regretful. After all, before the collision, Twin Tails and I were still hiding comfortably, thinking that there would be no danger. If I had taken out the memory crystal at that time to record a part …

Speaking of which, wasn't it Beansa's memory crystal that made the Demon King Flesh Resurrection aware of our existence? Although saying this is a bit sorry for the twin tails, and even more sorry for its risking life to save lives, I really feel that instead of recording the demon king's resurrection of flesh and blood, I would rather record the twin tails peeing their pants and acting out a scene. The scene where the goddess scatters flowers and rides alone to save the Lord.

Touching and funny at the same time, it's perfect.

"Wait a minute, Wu, what kind of monster is that twin tail you mentioned again and again?" Kane and Akara seemed to have finally noticed the extraordinary nature of this gentleman cat and temporarily interrupted me. Narrating the journey to hell, he turned to ask.

"I want to tell you even if you don't ask me. Speaking of which, the origin of this double-tailed person is not ordinary." I straightened my face and explained what the double-tailed person told me. In the hell world, there were a few wisdoms who yearned for civilization. He told everything about the monster and then asked.

"Grandma Akara, Grandpa Kane, do we have spies in the hell world? Is it really like what the two tails said?"

Although I don’t want to doubt what Twin Tails said, Akela and Kane are definitely more reliable and trustworthy.

"This two-tailed man is right." Akara and Kane looked at each other and nodded.

"Actually, we have long known about the existence of these monsters who yearn for civilization, and their gathering points. We have even had brief, peaceful contact with a few of them."

"Is this really true? Twin Tails didn't lie to me at all?"

"Yes, it seems that the two-tailed man does treat you sincerely, but..."

"Just what?"

"It's just that we still have doubts about the identity revealed by the two tails. Is there really such a monster with low strength but civilized wisdom?"

"Twin Tails' strength is indeed very low, I can guarantee this."

Thinking of the clip of the two-tails peeing in their pants and coming to the rescue, I couldn't help laughing again. If the two-tails were really a hidden strongman, could they be willing to endure such humiliation? This is a shameful act that even I, who lack any master's aura, master's majesty, or master's integrity, can't do.

"Since Wu is so sure, it shouldn't be possible..." Akara and Kane looked at each other, still unable to decide on the identity of the two tails.

"Wu, please tell me again, do these twin tails have any other characteristics, such as the tail, just like the name, does it have two tails?" Akara asked a strange question.

"No, there is only one." I said decisively.

"That should be a misunderstanding, but..." Kane hesitated.

The gentleman's cane and the black bowler hat used in magic performances seemed to be very consistent with a certain powerful existence in the hell world. Could it be such a coincidence?

And, if it were true, why would it help the Alliance and help Wu get out of trouble? This is another thing that cannot be explained.

In short, Wu's trip to the hell world seems to be full of weirdness and violation. rs

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