Chapter 2046: One Mountain Cannot Accommodate Two [Tiger]

"Ahem, image, pay attention to your image, someone is watching." I coughed a few times and pursed my lips towards Linya and the others.

Although the cross talk between the two of them and the little ghost was very warm and interesting, you can't ignore the others, right? Oh, it's okay to ignore the red and white princess, she doesn't care anyway.

Of course, needless to say, the little ghost did not ignore everyone. I mean, she was alert and knew about the existence of the Red and White Princess from before she appeared... no, maybe before she came out, so At the beginning, she would immediately change her story and treat this saint as a ghost. She should keep in mind what I said to her before and not to expose her identity as a saint at will.

Although she is a arrogant and unreasonable little saint, she always makes small troubles and knows a lot about right and wrong. This is one of the reasons why I love this little ghost so much.

"Hey, little Linya, little Lena, long time no see." The little ghost waved exaggeratedly.

"Alice, long time no see."

"Hello, sister Alice."

The two girls happily smiled at the little ghost, although they knew that there was not much sincerity in the little ghost's greeting. There was only one person in her eyes.

"Who... is this person?" The little ghost suddenly squeaked and hid behind me, staring closely at the red and white princess in a witch costume with exposed armpits.

If you put this weird outfit in the Dark Continent and use the words of the original world to describe it, as soon as you walk into the street, seven out of ten people will call the police and say that you have encountered a strange and suspicious guy.

"Little ghost, you can't be rude, haven't you seen me before?" I coughed a few more times and yelled hypocritically.

"I think the person who is more rude is just unreasonable. I feel like I just thought of something very rude, right?" The red and white princess stared at me closely, showing an unpleasant look.

"It's unfair, I'm defending you now." I tried my best to look innocent with a guilty conscience.

"I don't need to maintain it. If I can maintain the shrine, I will be very happy." A sharp light flashed in the red and white princess's eyes, as if to say, Auntie!

"Forget it then." I can barely help with repairing the shrine, but when I think of the eldest lady and the second lady... my neck suddenly shrinks. Such strong people should be left to the great guardian of Gensokyo to deal with. .

"Tch, you actually backed down at the critical moment." The red and white princess squinted in contempt.

"Would you like to help me challenge the Four Demon Kings?" I looked at her expressionlessly. This girl, you have to act according to your ability. I don't have the ability to gain unlimited power like you did in Gensokyo. .

"Why do men bother women?" The red and white princess sighed, making a pun.

"..." Ignore, resolutely ignore this guy.

"Xiaofan Xiaofan, this woman... is not simple." The little ghost hid behind me, tugged on my collar, and whispered.

"Oh?" Could it be that the little ghost also felt the strong aura of integrity emanating from the red and white princess?

"It's really not easy to be able to keep up with the rhythm and have back-and-forth conversations with Xiaofan." Little Ghost said.

I:"……"

By the way... By the way, Lady Saint, why do you find it so difficult to have a back-and-forth conversation with me? What do you think of me?

I suddenly remembered the black and white one. She also said the same thing to me. She smiled and said to me that being able to keep up with the rhythm of the red and white princesses, competing with each other as you come and go, is almost impossible to find in Gensokyo. And because of this , let me take good care of the red and white princess.

Could it be that the little ghost's thoughts at this moment were the same as that of the black and white one? Could it be that she thinks my moral integrity is on the same level as that of the Red and White Princess? !

Dismiss, this is unscientific! ! !

"Wow, don't cry all of a sudden. Xiaofan is always like this and it bothers me a lot." Seeing me with tears streaming down my face, the little ghost tilted his head slightly, showing a troubled look, and then stretched out his little hand on my head. Touching, as if to say, don't cry, don't cry.

"Who am I crying for? Who keeps saying exaggerated words?" I slapped the little ghost's hand away, not appreciating it.

"Sorry to interrupt you two, because it feels like I was hit by an arrow while lying down for no reason. Is this the case?" The red and white princess suddenly stepped forward to interject.

"No, no." I shook my head quickly. This red and white seventh sense was really terrifying. It was almost as good as mine. She was indeed a witch who was good at prophecy.

"It's really scary." The little ghost twitched its cute nose and sniffed at the red and white princess. Then, like a suspicious kitten, it quickly came out from behind me and floated to the red and white princess. In front of the princess, she circled around her, and like a scared kitten, she flew back faster with a chirp, and hid behind me.

"It's really scary," she said to me in a low voice.

Right, right? It's scary. That guy exudes a huge scent of integrity all the time. This is a smell that can only be smelled by people who often sell their integrity, but!

Please note, however, for a normal person who sells integrity, for example, for example, I always exude a loss of integrity value, which is 1, while the red and white princess’s value is 100,000! ! !

This is like a monk with one hundred thousand volts flashing all the time. It's so scary, so scary.

In addition, is it too late to silence the film due to copyright issues?

I thought to myself as I drank the little ghost and asked her not to be rude to the red and white princess again.

"I'm going to be angry, I'm really going to be angry." The red and white princess stared at me, indicating that she was very angry. Hey, the person who has been rude to her is obviously a little ghost, right?

"Okay, let's stop chatting here. Go back quickly. I'm afraid Vilas has already prepared dinner waiting for us." Looking at the sky, it was getting darker and darker, I said quickly.

If this Princess of Integrity goes to Akala's to file a complaint against me, I won't be able to bear the consequences, so I'd better stop.

As a result, there was one more person in the group. It couldn't be said to be too many. First of all, the little ghost was a ghost, not a human being. Secondly, she was already asleep in the necklace.

"Xiaofan Xiaofan." On the way back, the little ghost ignored the eyes of others and hung it on my neck from behind very naturally, like a glowing little tail on my neck, letting me carry it with me. She is so lazy when she flies.

"What's wrong, my holy lady?" I asked yawning.

At the same time, this is also a signal, telling the little ghost that it doesn't matter if she doesn't hide her identity. This red and white princess is harmless, and it doesn't hurt to let her know.

"Sure enough, I still care about these two teeth marks." The little ghost stared at my neck, which made me tremble for fear that she would have a strange competitive spirit again.

"It was left behind when lìlìsi sucked blood." I explained quickly.

"Uh..." The little ghost tapped his beautiful lips, thought for a moment, and then suddenly said something.

"That's great, it would be great if I could suck blood too."

I knelt down in front of this little saint.

"Ah, it's Vilas, she's coming out to wait for us." The familiar white tent stationed on a small piece of flat grass halfway up the slope appeared in front of her. Linya saw it waiting at the door at a glance. Veras looked like a puppy looking forward to his master's return soon.

"My lord is back." Vilas shouted into the room and trotted up excitedly. The worried expression on his face finally disappeared, leaving only the joy and happiness in his heart.

It seemed that the aftereffects of being reduced to the hell world were still there. After not seeing her for a whole day, Vilas became extremely nervous.

I held the little puppy in my arms and gave her a kiss. Her face turned red with embarrassment, and she quickly pulled away from my arms in fright. With a look that was gentle and lovely even when she was angry, I said, He glared at me lightly.

After Vilas, other girls also came out. Suddenly, there were warblers outside the house door, and the beautiful light emitted by the girls made the dark night avoid them.

"Fanfan, I'm here too." Dia, who was tall, was particularly conspicuous among the girls. When her eyes fell on her, she stuck out her tongue at me playfully and winked.

"Hmph, I was chatting happily with everyone, but I didn't expect that you bad guy came back, disturbing my mood, and bothering me to come out to greet you. What an honor it is, do you know?"

When her eyes fell on the little fox, she immediately snorted and turned sideways towards me without even looking at me. Her proud hands folded across her chest, coupled with the graceful curvature of her side, set off her plump and plump breasts. More and more full.

That fox tail was wagging, wagging, and wagging. If I guessed correctly, the extent of the wagging clearly showed that she was very happy and even a little excited.

Sure enough, if you want to know the inner thoughts of this proud and upright fox, you still have to look at her fox tail.

"Hey!" At this moment, the little ghost made a big circle from behind me and lurked behind the little fox. He suddenly raised a dog bowl and tried to put it on the little fox's head.

What's the little fox's profession? Assassin! Back attack is her special skill, how could she capsize in the gutter in front of her house? At the critical moment, she easily dodged and flicked her fox tail. Not only did she avoid the sneak attack, but she also made the little ghost lose its balance and stumble. Staggering, he rushed forward, bumped into Sarah, and hugged her.

"Damn you slutty fox... It was just a little bit close, just a little bit..." The little ghost who sat up and touched his forehead muttered angrily. He glanced at Sarah, who had suffered an unreasonable disaster, and greeted her briskly.

"Little Sarah, long time no see." Touch your head, touch your head.

"Sister Alice, can you stop touching your head? I am no longer a child." Sarah suffered a second blow, and her beautiful face showed a pitiful expression about to cry.

"I just want to touch and see if little Sarah, whom I haven't seen for a long time, has grown taller." The little ghost lied without blushing or out of breath.

"Then...have you grown taller?" Sarah asked expectantly with a glimmer of hope.

"Sorry." The little ghost apologized honestly.

Little Sarah suffered the third blow and hid in the corner and drew circles.

"There is a flaw." Taking advantage of this moment, the little fox suddenly appeared behind the little ghost and subdued her with one hand. With the other little hand, he quickly rubbed the long moonlight hair, and then rubbed it on the little ghost's head. Before the exorcism came, he jumped back lightly, flipped several times in the air gracefully, and landed steadily with a smile of victory on his face.

"Wuwuwu~~~Xiaofan, that naughty fox is bullying people." Knowing that he could not be the opponent of the little ghost in terms of speed, the little ghost wisely did not choose to chase after him for revenge, but instead, with his messy long hair, wuwu She threw herself into my arms and cried sadly.

"I think it's fair for one person to attack once." I said angrily and funny while combing the little ghost's hair. You can't just allow the state officials to set fires and not allow the people to light lamps. Besides, you were the one who attacked first.

This long moon-colored hair is so surprisingly smooth. It was obviously a mess after being rubbed by the little fox, like a henhouse, but as soon as I put my hand on it, it was already straight, smooth, and neat like running water.

"Xiaofan is biased." The little ghost stared at me with his mouth bulging.

"This bad guy finally made a fair decision." The little fox smiled and continued to attack.

"Then what do you want from me?" I glared at the little fox, looked down at the coquettish little saint in my arms, and asked helplessly.

"Catch that naughty fox and let me give you a good spanking."

"Why, if I can't do it myself, can I just ask others? I'm really shameless." Before I could say anything, the little fox was taunting me again.

"This saint will fight with you, a naughty fox."

The result was that the little ghost threw me away and pounced on the little fox with all his teeth and claws. Then, there was a burst of white light and a burst of phantom, and it became very lively outside the house.

Although the little fox successfully helped me attract firepower, as far as the results are concerned, there is still no change. Trouble, what, who is going to stop these two people?

I glanced around and found that everyone was looking away.

It is difficult to participate in the battle between saints. Everyone seems to have this idea.

I made an internationally recognized gesture towards the red and white princess, indicating that as long as she was willing to take action, the offerings would be abundant. However, the chastity princess turned her head away with an expressionless face. She didn't care about me and didn't even want the offerings.

What to do?

At this moment, I saw the dead dog holding his beloved dog bowl and crying without tears.

Why does this dead dog hug its dog bowl and feel sad secretly? Please refer to the previous scene.

After thinking about it, I got an idea and quietly approached the dead dog from behind. Suddenly I stretched out my hand and grabbed its pair of furry dog ​​ears that were as long as a rabbit.

"Gah oh, ga oh oh!!!" The dead dog that was suddenly attacked, its short limbs struggled and danced desperately, and it was still imitating the dinosaur's cry that had no deterrent effect at all, trying to scare me, you stupid guy.

I swung the dead dog in my hand a few times and threw it towards the battlefield without hesitation.

After a few clicks, the phantom that merged into the night and the white light that broke through the night finally stopped.

"Just now, did you seem to have hit something?" The little fox murmured in confusion.

"This saint seems to have hit something." The little ghost looked at the sharp corner of the book with a few golden hairs stuck on it, and expressed the same confusion.

It finally stopped, which was great.

I let out a long sigh and looked at me with relief that peace was coming after the war.

(To be continued

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