Chapter 2045 The Unspeakable Transformation

"Is this all what I gained from this trip to the hell world?" Akara finally asked.

"This is already amazing enough. If I find anything more, I'm afraid it will scare me to death." I smiled bitterly.

"That's all. There's nothing to say about what happened next. It was here that I met the Miko Princess. Through her ability, I returned to Gensokyo, and then returned to Rogge Camp through there. Nothing worth mentioning happened in the middle. matter."

For some reason, I pulled the red and white princess over again and covered her mouth tightly. Naturally, everyone looked at her strangely, as if they had concluded that there was some ulterior secret between me and this chastity princess. .

Yes, it does happen. A lot of things happened in Gensokyo. The most important thing is that there are one or more daughters. Why do you say one to three, such an ambiguous statement? Don't ask me, I don't know either. This is the inspiration of the mathematician.

"That's right. This information alone is enough for us to digest for a while. If Wu you say anything else, my head will have to be broken in half." Kane smiled with satisfaction. He smiled, his wise and experienced eyes flashing with light, as if his brain was already running at high speed.

"Yes, especially the Holy See Mountain, that mobile spaceship, if... if we can do something, maybe our alliance can regain some disadvantages again and face the hell clan." Akara's cloudy eyes also narrowed. , listening to her words, she actually had the idea of ​​​​a spaceship.

Regarding the mysterious laboratory, in the end, I still didn’t tell Akara and the others. First, it was too disgusting. Just thinking about it made me want to gag. Second, if this happened, it would inevitably involve Evelina, the person in the laboratory. The entrance is so hidden that I would never have discovered it on my own.

Perhaps, by then, if Akara can really do something about that spaceship, then I [accidentally] discover it and let her see and study it enough. Now, it will be useless to say it. It just adds to the confusion.

Thinking of this, I concealed the matter with peace of mind.

Seeing that the two old men were still digesting what they had just said, for a while it seemed that they could no longer communicate, so I had the idea of ​​leaving.

"Grandma Akara, Grandpa Kane, I have said everything that needs to be said. If there is nothing else, we will go back first."

"Well, that's fine. Look, it's almost dark in a flash. Let's disperse. These things are not urgent and cannot be rushed."

I glanced out the window and saw that it was getting dark as Akara said. I didn't expect that I had been talking all day.

After saying goodbye to Akara and Kane, we left the small tent. When we came here, we were with Lenalinya, but when we went back, we took a red and white princess with us. No, the moral integrity of the family is in crisis!

By the way, it’s too late for me to feel the crisis now. There are already characters like the pornographic maid and the three-no princess. Adding an extra red and white princess is just the same as minus infinity plus minus infinity, which is harmless.

So I immediately felt at ease.

It’s strange that you can feel at ease, you bastard!

"Princess Lingmeng, thank you so much. Brother Wu can come back safely, thanks to you." Along the way, Linya and Lena didn't know how many times they thanked the Red and White Princess. Their eyes were full of gratitude, and they were completely grateful. The Red and White Princess is regarded as the savior of the entire family.

Although I don't deny the merits of the Red and White Princess, but can you please stop indulging her like this? If this guy's tail is raised, the moral integrity of the family will really be leaked.

"Where, where, it's just a little effort, just take him back." The red and white princess put her little hands up, as if to say that this kind of thing is just a trivial matter, and what she got back is not a good thing, and she really can't be treated as such. Such thanks.

I'm really sorry if it's not a good thing! ! !

"By the way?" The smart girls seemed to have noticed a word.

"Uh-oh~~~~" The red and white princess just wanted to open her mouth to say something, but I covered her tightly again.

"Nothing, nothing, I'm just worried that this guy is talking nonsense." I laughed and explained to Linya and Lena, who looked confused. Even if I tried to hide it, there was nothing I could do. If my idiot daughter was involved, If so, the transformation of the Holy Moon and the Wolf will probably not be preserved.

"Brother Wu, you are... very strange today. It seems that there are many things hidden from us." Linya finally couldn't help but speak out. Once or twice was enough, but doing this again and again made her Want to find out.

"It's not an important thing." I grumbled and shook my head. Facing the gazes of the two girls, one was my precious wife and the other was my precious sister. Gradually, sweat began to form on my forehead.

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hide it from you. It's just that it's really hard to say anything. You will definitely know it in the future. Now, just let me cover my ears for a while, okay?" I clasped my hands and asked Linya and Lena. .

"There is really nothing we can do against Brother Wu. If you don't want to say it, just forget it." Linya showed a gentle and tolerant look, which moved me deeply.

"If it is something that is difficult to talk about and will be exposed in the future, brother, I suggest you tell the two of us now. Sister Linya and I will definitely keep it a secret for you and let others know bit by bit first. I think it’s better than being exposed all at once.” Lena was helping me make suggestions.

"This..." I hesitated. What Lena said was absolutely right. Let everyone know one by one, and the sense of shame will indeed be reduced a lot.

But... but...

"I'm sorry, let me think about it again." I still can't help it, I can't say it out loud, you bastard.

"It's such a pity that I almost deceived my brother's secret." Lena stuck out her sweet tongue and smiled at Linya.

"Yeah, it's rare that one of us is a good person and the other is a bad person. I thought I was sure of it, but I didn't expect Brother Wu to be so vigilant. I thought it must be something special." Linya also touched her face gently, feeling regretful. chuckled.

"You two..." I had no idea that it was a trap just now, and I gritted my teeth with hatred. I wished I could catch Linya and Lena right now, spank each of them twenty times, and let you play tricks on your husband (brother).

Since the Red and White Princess is here, forget it.

Speaking of the Red and White Princess...why did she suddenly become quiet?

I glanced at the red and white princess who was hugged from behind and covering her mouth tightly. I was shocked when I saw that her face was red and she was about to suffocate.

Sorry, sorry, I was busy talking to Linyalena, and I accidentally forgot to let go.

I was just about to let go when I suddenly saw the red and white princess, who was almost suffocating and her eyes were spinning, still doing something persistently. Her perseverance was like that of a dying person whose heart was pierced, still stained with her own blood. Use your fingers and use your last breath to write clues about the prisoner on the ground.

I saw the red and white princess, very persistently using a branch she got from nowhere, and wrote a few words on the ground crookedly.

Holy Moon Wise Wolf.

Oh oh oh oh oh oh------! ! !

I held my head and screamed, and my body made an instinctive move.

The German-style arch bridge fell, let’s go!

Originally, she was hugging the red and white princess from behind, but now she just needs to use the iron bridge to throw her back hard...

With a squeak, the red and white princess slipped away from my arms.

Damn it, does this guy have the ability to 100% dodge German arch bridge falls? It was obvious that he was about to burp just now, but in the blink of an eye he slithered away from my inevitable blow.

I glanced at the red and white princess who was keeping a distance from me as if nothing had happened. I didn't care about dealing with her. I quickly erased the three words on the ground at the speed of lightning.

However, it was definitely too late. Lena aside, Linya's eyesight was not blurry. The writing on the ground had been there for three or four seconds. How could she not have noticed it and seen it clearly?

Linya, who reflected the name Saint Moon Xian Wolf deeply into her vast and distant sky-blue eyes, looked at her husband with a strange look.

"Brother Wu, could it be that... you..."

"Linya!" I shouted, swooped down, carried Linya forward, and forced her to a tree a hundred meters away.

"Linya, we are husband and wife, right." I looked at her affectionately.

"Yeah." Linya nodded.

"There is something I have never said to you, I love you." My eyes became more affectionate.

"Wu...Brother Wu, suddenly...what are you talking about? Uh-huh~~~Forget it, I...I love Brother Wu too."

The way Linya's face turned red was so cute.

Wait, now is not the time to be fooled by cuteness, it is about a lifetime of moral integrity, and I must wake up.

"So, Linya, we two love each other, can you agree to my request and completely erase the words you just saw from your mind?"

I looked at Linya solemnly and held her hands tightly, just like the solemn and sacred moment when I exchanged wedding rings with her in a white wedding dress in the church.

"Brother Wu has already mentioned this, so there is nothing he can do if he doesn't agree."

"Please agree, this is related to my lifelong moral integrity!" I burst into tears.

"To be honest, I'm really curious about how someone like Brother Wu can have a moral crisis... But forget it, everyone has their own little secrets, right?"

Perhaps seeing that I was really about to cry, Linya quickly changed her words to comfort me.

"Yes, yes, that's it. Men with secrets will be more attractive." I nodded repeatedly, hugged Linya, and kissed her lips deeply.

Hey, wait a minute, what is "something that can cause a moral crisis for a person like me"? It sounds like I didn’t care about my own moral integrity before. Linya, am I really such a person in your mind?

Although the beauty is in my arms and the fragrance of my lips is in my teeth, my heart is like a shooting star passing by in a flash, and a drop of sad and painful tears quietly falls from my heart.

After a long and passionate kiss with Linya as hush money (?), we finally returned to Lena and the Red and White Princess.

"Sister Linya, tell me quickly, what did you see just now?" Lena couldn't wait.

"Sorry, Lena, I have been bribed by your brother." Speaking of the word "bribe", Linya's pretty face flashed with a blush, and she gave me a charming and angry look.

"It turns out that Sister Linya is also a person who values ​​sex over friends." Lena sighed, which immediately made Linya and I cough again and again.

It turns out that Lena knows what Linya and I did just now. The prophet is indeed a terrifying profession that cannot be underestimated.

"It doesn't matter, I can ask Princess Reimu to find out." Lena, feeling betrayed, suddenly held the little hand of the Red and White Princess.

"No problem, as long as there are offerings." The red and white princess's eyes suddenly turned into the shape of gold coins, as if she smelled the smell of money.

"Do you believe that I will give you one million gold coins later, and you will not be able to buy a piece of paper with one million gold coins?" I squinted at the red and white princess, shuddered, and used the privileges of the alliance elders. Incisively and vividly.

"Oh~~~Looks like I can't help Wu anymore." The red and white princess didn't show any pity and abandoned Lena without mercy.

"Brother is overbearing and a tyrant." Lena looked at her mouth and looked at me angrily.

"It's a huge injustice. My Princess, except for this, whatever you want me to promise you will be okay, okay?" I looked at Lena pitifully.

"Okay, brother, you can't break your promise." Lena suddenly smiled, and she didn't look as angry as before. Damn it, am I being played by my sister again?

Is there anything wrong with ordinary people's IQ?

"This saint seems to have heard the idiot servant's cry for help." Suddenly the holy white light in the sky flashed, and my empty arms were suddenly filled with people.

Looking down, the cute and charming little saint looked at me without blinking with her dreamy silver eyes.

"You stupid ghost, you ignored my plea for help before, but now you come out to join in the fun."

"Stupid Xiaofan, Dan Xiaofan, just a servant knight, you want to summon this... this ghost at will, you are the one who is guilty." The little ghost had my face rubbed, and not to be outdone, he bit me with a whimper. on the shoulders.

"Hey, there are two tooth marks here." Suddenly, the little ghost discovered something unusual. There were two shallow tooth marks less than an inch above her lower mouth.

This tooth mark was obviously not hers. If the little ghost had to keep those good teeth, they would be in two neat rows, and they couldn't be just two.

"Is it there?" I touched it subconsciously, and it was indeed there. This shows how hard Lilith sucked blood last night. Even with my body like a bear, I still can't completely eliminate these traces.

"Wow! Xiaofan has other women besides me!" Little Ghost exclaimed, as if she was a vigilant wife who finally found conclusive evidence that her husband was outsourcing a mistress.

"Don't judge this kind of thing based on tooth marks, and isn't this obvious?" I complained and dropped the knife, hitting the little ghost on the forehead.

"Woooo~~~Woooooo~~~ A mere servant dares to declare confidently that besides the master, there are other women outside. Have you ever seen such a servant? I have never seen such a servant before. "The little ghost held his head and whined, glaring at me with malicious eyes, looking for flaws.

"Be good, don't cry, don't cry. You are my unique idiot ghost. Is that okay?" Seeing how pitiful the little ghost was, I felt sorry for her. I couldn't help but reach out and put her in my arms again, comforting her softly.

"Another flaw!" Unexpectedly, the little ghost yelled and took another bite on my neck. This bite was so painful that it made me grin and roll my eyes.

"Impossible!" After letting go of his teeth, before I, Long Yan, could get angry, the little ghost exclaimed again in surprise.

"My teeth marks are not as good as this guy's. Damn it, how can I lose!" After saying that, she opened her mouth again to bite.

"Don't be so competitive in strange places, you idiot, do you want to bite me to death?" I quickly pressed the little ghost's forehead to prevent her from biting her.

"Don't worry, half-death is enough."

"Not at all! I protest!"

"Protest one more bite!"

"You...you evil master!"

"It's the fault of the stupid knight servant Xiao Fan for not growing a little thicker."

"If you grow thicker, you will become thick-skinned!"

"It sounds like it's not long."

"..."

Well, the quarrel was completely defeated by this ghost saint again.

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