Chapter 2761: Which One Is Better at Seeking Death?
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When a certain druid lay dying on the table, the three chefs also brought out all their special cooking skills, and everyone cheered in the small open space. Please search () for the most complete view! The fastest updated
"It's a pity that Akara is busy and can't come. This is the first meal I cook when I come back. I want her to taste it and let her know if my cooking skills are rusty." Raphael took off his apron and said quite Feel sorry.
"Lena and Linya can't come back either." A dying druid also lamented, as if he had received a double blow.
"Do you think everyone can be like you, abandoning the things in the third world and running back to have fun?" Sa Qili ignited the fuse of the witch war again.
"Ah, yes, Sa Qili, you are liberated, and you will be a member of the Demon King's army from now on."
"At least I don't have to work for you anymore." Sa Qili smiled brightly.
"Tsk, I have plenty of capable subordinates, and I don't lack any of you."
"Don't talk nonsense. Who is your subordinate?"
"I am the person in charge of the Third World, and all members of the alliance are my subordinates. Is that wrong?"
"How dare you say this to everyone in the third world?"
"Why don't you dare? If I tell you, how about you call me Sister Raphael?" The princess of Baizu showed impatient eyes, as if as long as Sa Qili agreed, she would immediately take her back to the third world. Announce loudly.
"You...I will not agree to such a childish bet. If you want to play, you can play alone. Don't drag me into the water."
Only then did Sa Qili remember that the reputation and friendliness of the Princess of the Hundred Clans had already exploded in the third world. Even if she really did this, those unscrupulous guys would probably cheer long live.
no way. Although Sa Qili's other abilities are not much worse than Raphael's, she lacks a few things that Raphael is best at, the talent of singing and dancing, and the all-round personality that can get along with everyone. These two things are very difficult to master. Reputation and friendliness are big killers, so in popularity. Even though she also has the title of camp witch, Che has more than ten years of experience in the third world than her opponent. Sa Qili is also far inferior to her old rival.
I can't help but envy a darling like Raphael. To put it bluntly, in a peaceful world, Tarasha, who was a genius a thousand years ago, would definitely not be as amazing and talented as Raphael now. It is said that a genius like Raphael was born at the wrong time in this troubled world. Otherwise, her reputation would probably spread throughout the three realms.
Sa Qili, who deeply understood this, decided to change the subject and not do anything stupid like using her own shortcomings to confront her enemy's strengths.
"Oh, little brother, what's wrong with you? You haven't seen me for a while. What stupid thing did you do?" He threw away the proud Raphael. Sa Qili walked towards a certain Druid who was slumped on the table and asked curiously.
"Here." I pointed feebly at several dishes that had been specially moved to a corner of the dining table to isolate them, in a manner designed to prevent fire, theft, and chili peppers.
"What's going on? Is there something wrong with the food we cooked?" Sa Qili didn't know why, so she quickly picked up a piece of it and put it into her mouth, and then her whole face turned red.
"It's okay. You'll feel better if you drink some of this." Sa Qili moved quickly, and no one had time to stop her. Fortunately, Lisa brought a glass of light green water to Sa Qili, and she quickly drank it in one gulp to feel better. .
"It's so spicy. Why is it like this?"
"You have to ask our beloved savior, what has he done to us?" Hearing this, Lao Ma and the others turned back gloomily. Give me an angry look.
"Is it you, little brother? That's it." Sa Qili could probably guess what happened, and her eyes became gloomy.
"I don't care who you prank on, but I can't forgive you for turning the dishes I worked so hard into like this."
"And I did it."
"That's what I did too."
Raphael and Karina also stood up one after another. This was also a druid who wanted to die without limit. He was afraid that the group would not be fooled, so he played a few more games. Now he has to face the wrath of two half-witches. .
Fortunately, the fire captain came at the critical moment. With a long roar like Tarzan, the Gorilla came riding on the wind. He knelt down handsomely on one foot, landed on the ground, and raised his head with a confident smile: "Lina, I'm back from my mission."
"Yes, yes, I'm very busy here. You should go home first." Karina gave up helplessly.
"L...Lina? No, right? You are obviously holding a banquet, why would you exclude me? Right, Malagby, right, Raphael, right Rickenhans."
The orangutan captain immediately lost his composure, and his majestic face with the Chinese character in Chinese characters turned into eyes glistening with tears like a girl's painting in the blink of an eye, looking at everyone pleadingly.
"Yes, yes, sister Lina, that's too much. Even if Boss Gott looks like a gorilla, you can't treat him like this." Everyone started cheering.
"You are really... my good friends!" Gott was moved: "But it would be better if the word "gorilla" could be removed."
"Even if Boss Gott looks similar, I can't do this to him." Everyone was very obedient and changed their ways according to Gott's opinion.
"You'd better put the orangutan back." Gott cried, really cried.
"Hahaha, don't be sad, don't be sad. Look, this is a delicious meal prepared by Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Hundred Tribes. It's a great honor." Ricken and the others pulled Gao over shoulder to shoulder.
"Really?" Gaut was overjoyed, but after glancing at his wife, he pretended to be serious and coughed twice.
"No... no, I still have to taste Lina's cooking first." As he said that, he glanced around and easily found Karina's cooking, which was quietly placed in the corner.
"Did Lina leave this specially for me? I'm so touched, so I won't be polite." After saying that, he didn't wait for others to stop him, or it could be said that guys like Lao Ma had no intention of sharing the same trouble. After stopping it, Gott swept the entire dish into his stomach in one breath.
Immediately afterwards, the exposed body parts of the gorilla, from feet to head, gradually turned red.
"No...it's nothing. Lina made it...I...I...all...love to eat it." He forced a stiff smile. Gott, who was in tears because of the spicy food, said harshly, and wanted to eat the remaining plates to prove his determination.
"You idiot!" As a result, Karina knocked him down with an ice blast, which was just enough to cool him down. After drinking Lisa's special spicy tea, Gott came back to life completely.
"Sorry, this guy from my family made you laugh." Seeing Gott escaping from death, he started fooling around with everyone as if nothing had happened. Karina sighed helplessly to Raphael and Sa Qili.
"It's a bit unreliable, but at least I always put you first, right?" The two witches pursed their lips and smiled.
"This... who... who knows, maybe he has someone he likes more." In front of the two more experienced elder sisters, Karina blushed like a child.
"However, although this guy is always out of tune and always makes people angry, I have never regretted marrying him."
"Oh oh oh. It's so good to be young." Seeing Karina acting like a pregnant girl, Sa Qili couldn't help but sigh with envy.
"Yes, it's no longer good to ignore your old age at this time." Raphael seemed to have felt something, but she did not forget to tease her nemesis: "By the way, if you are envious of Sa Qili, then quickly find someone to marry. Bar."
"This kind of thing depends on fate." When talking about herself, Sa Qili immediately faltered. Apparently this older saint is still looking for her true love.
The conversation among the three women naturally broadened, and after Lisa joined in, it turned into a whisper among the women. The four ladies, who were approachable and not lacking in female wisdom, quickly became familiar with each other.
This way. The Gorilla, who has been fully resurrected, completely leads the rhythm of the audience. With a bang, his clothes burst open and half of his body was naked.
"Boss Gott's muscles are so great!!" Lao Ma shouted, fearing that the world would be in chaos.
"Wrong." Gaut proudly shook his finger: "Don't be fooled by my strong body, you should see its essence. That is - it represents unrestrained freedom!"
After saying that, he made a roc-like shape with wings spread, which once again attracted everyone's cheers.
"This is not my complete body yet. There's nothing I can do about it. Since everyone's interest is so high tonight, I'll tell you what true freedom is... Well, forget it, I'm not feeling well today, maybe next time."
Just when Gott wanted to do something, Karina looked at her from afar. Even if he wanted to die like him, he would not dare to force himself to die in front of his wife, so he smiled and gave up.
"Sarah, my dear Sarah, my baby girl, where are you? Daddy is here to save you from the hands of the abominable devil..." Lal was drunk for three minutes, stepped on the stool and put his foot down. With just one pose, he instantly entered bragging mode.
"I'm not bragging to you. Although among the people present, we have the shortest experience time, only a little more than Wu Xiaozi and these little girls, but ah, the things we encountered were absolutely thrilling and exciting. .”
"Yes, that's a story that happened in spring..."
Doug, the accomplished leather king who cooperated with Lal, immediately picked up the topic and looked up in confusion, while Gefu lowered his head slightly, showing an expression that he couldn't bear to look back on the past, which heightened the atmosphere.
"The night was already dark, and the three of us, covered with stars and moonlight, were stained with the blood of monsters. We were hungry, thirsty, and tired. We were about to find a place to rest. At this moment, we discovered a small village in the south, with twinkling lights. A few scattered dim lights.”
"In the village, we received warm hospitality and got to know an old man, the village elder. This is an old man with quite a story. He exudes the aura of a scholar that ordinary people cannot have, and his eyes flash from time to time. Through the light of wisdom, people can’t help but feel awe.”
"After talking all night, we met the old man late. At this time, he suddenly took out a map from the dark grid at home and handed it to us."
"Children, I am already old. I can't even walk out of the fence outside the village. It's useless to bring this treasure map. In order to prevent it from being buried, I will give it to you."
"Treasure map? We were surprised and quickly opened it. Sure enough, it was a map with fine drawings, yellowing and simplicity, with a circle drawn on it. It seemed to be the treasure location mentioned by the old man. We gratefully accepted it. We downloaded this treasure map and embarked on a treasure hunting journey. However, we didn’t know that this was just the beginning. We never imagined that this journey would be so thrilling and life-or-death..."
I:"……"
For some reason, I always feel that it is better to stay away from Lal and the others at this time, the further away the better.
Fortunately, the three cowhide kings were interrupted before they finished bragging. Unexpected new guests suddenly came to visit.
"I think so, it's so lively. I can't go wrong. At least Raphael must be here." The barbarian roared with a loud voice, which immediately startled the people at the dinner and looked into the distance.
Hearing the sound, Raphael and I already knew who was coming. Sure enough, in the darkness, two tall and strong figures like bulls came slowly. It was Tulakov and Tulakov who had been away for several days and were returning home to visit their relatives. Shashik two.
"It's you two, go ahead, I didn't plan for you tonight." Raphael waved his hands impatiently. She was chatting enthusiastically with two new friends, so she didn't want to interfere with this. Two bulls.
"Raphael, you are going too far. It took us a long time to find the way here, and we came here at night." The two of them sat down with playful smiles, and kept winking at a few of us acquaintances.
"Aren't you making a lot of delicious food? Oh, this is Raphael's craftsmanship, this is Sa Qili's craftsmanship, and whose craftsmanship is it? Speaking of newcomers, where is Vilas? Which one is Vilas? We came here at night just to see what she looks like, her cooking skills are even better than Raphael's."
"Of course it is stunningly beautiful and unique in the world."
I'm not afraid of blowing my cover. In fact, although Vilas's beauty is not as good as Saralinya's, her temperament bonus of gentle aura, innocent, simple and lovely personality, as well as being a good wife, good mother and omnipotent housework and other attributes make her Her charm is no worse than that of Saralinya and the others. She is known as the Rogge Diva and her reputation in the camp is even greater than that of the two of them, so I can't say I'm bragging.
Of course, if Linya showed her dancer-level dancing, she might be better than Vilas, but is Linya willing? Do I? Obviously that’s not possible, I’m the only one who can watch Linya’s dancing performance!
"Sir!" I felt happy in my heart, but the little dog was extremely shy and quickly pulled me. When Tulakov and Shashik looked at it, their eyes lit up. There was a gentle and shy girl in front of them. Not to mention anything else, just... This temperament is completely in line with or even far exceeds what they imagined in their hearts.
"It's pretty good, just a little thinner. It would be nice to be stronger and have more muscles." Tulakov chewed the meat and commented in a low voice.
You can't discuss beauties with a barbarian. This is already the consensus of the alliance. It's the Dark Continent version of talking to a cow, so everyone ignored this sentence...
. . . (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendations and monthly votes. Your support is my biggest motivation.)
ps: I originally planned to take a day off, but now that I think about it, I might as well grit my teeth and try not to press the seconds anymore, woo hoo~~~
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