Chapter 2771: On the Importance of Invisible Clothes [Beep]

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Akara's work efficiency is amazing. She just talked to me about the martial arts tournament. She turned around and started discussing it with Linya Lena, with an attitude of wanting to implement it nearby. You told me that this just popped up in her mind. The idea of ​​coming? Just kidding me. Please search () for the most complete view! The fastest updated

However, from preparation to planning to the official event, it took half a year anyway. During this half year, I had already gone back to Hell Mountain to take refuge. Thinking of this, I breathed a sigh of relief.

It’s difficult, what should I do to get rid of Akala’s strange thoughts? I'm very grateful that she's willing to help me build my reputation, but I have to pay attention to the method. I obviously don't have much moral integrity left, so why are you trying to embarrass me like this?

When Linya and Lena came back, they saw a certain druid and their husband (brother) gathering a group of people to have a serious discussion.

The theme of the meeting was "On how to gain reputation and show strength without losing integrity so that everyone will be convinced of the savior." Because it was smelly and long, it was simply called "How to make the most deadly invisible disguise."

The active participants in the discussion include the following trio: Lao Ma, Feini, Gott, and Lal; there are also several friendly participants.

Is this... really okay? Seeing this scene, Linya started to hold her forehead as soon as she walked in. Her stupid and cute husband must not be deceived by these unreliable friends.

"It's not easy to gain fame. Everyone in the world yearns for freedom. As long as you are at the forefront of freedom, you will naturally become the center of attention and it will be difficult to be ignored." Gao Te crossed his arms and looked serious. Discussing national affairs.

"To put it simply?" Although I guessed what he might say, I still asked with a glimmer of hope.

"Of course, follow me, Gott, and walk at the forefront of freedom. Chase freedom and release freedom. Only by liberating the freedom in your own heart can you understand the true meaning of freedom and lead everyone to seek freedom. This is the savior. What should be done!!”

The more Gaut talked, the more excited he became, becoming the leader of freedom. I was so excited that I couldn't help but eat three bunches of bananas in one go.

Besides, even I, the savior and devil. I don't know when he took off his upper body clothes with some mysterious action. He was still fully clothed when he opened his mouth to speak.

"..." You should go and liberate the orangutans. Maybe the world of Rise of the Planet of the Apes is suitable for you.

Seeing Gao Te's defeat, Linya, who was always paying attention to this group of people (funny), breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Brother Wu still had some sense.

"Lao Ma, what do you think?" I turned my head and looked at Lao Ma. Although I know he may not be able to say anything good, a fool will always get something out of his troubles, so let’s ask him.

"Boss Fan, I plan to join an organization recently." Lao Ma didn't give me any advice. Instead, he talked about his own situation first.

"Oh, what organization?"

“An organization that uses laughter to save the world.”

"It sounds amazing." I showed a puzzled expression, feeling... these words sounded a bit familiar. Is it an illusion?

"That's right, I know that my talent cannot be as good as Boss Fan. Even compared to everyone here, I'm afraid I'm still below average. I can't use real actions to defeat the Hell Clan and save the world like you." As he said this, Lao Ma suddenly clenched his fists and his eyes burned with flames.

No... something's wrong. Today's style of painting is completely wrong. I'm a little confused. I just came to you for advice. Why did it suddenly turn into a life consultation? Cheer up, everyone!

"But. Even you, Boss Fan, can't defeat the Hell Clan in a short time and bring peace to the mainland, right?"

"Well, if you can do it in your lifetime, let alone a short period of time, it's already a miracle."

"So, before peace is achieved, people will continue to live in dire straits, and I, Malagbi, want to use another way to bring happiness to everyone who is depressed, even if it is just a short-term happiness and narcotic. Tranquility, not something you can achieve, Boss Fan, eternal peace.”

"Old Ma, it turns out that you kid thinks so deeply."

Everyone was shocked, and suddenly felt that the usually funny Lao Ma had been promoted to a philosopher and thinker. His ideological consciousness was terrifyingly high, and he had become so inscrutable that it was completely incomprehensible to people.

"Hey hey hey, no prizes, no prizes, I'll give it a try." Admired by everyone's shocked eyes, Lao Ma scratched his head in embarrassment and raised his tail secretly.

"Wait." Ben Druid, the only one who could still remain calm and recall the past, made a stop gesture.

"Lao Ma, the organization you are talking about is probably Osma's."

"Hey, Boss Fan, how do you know? Are you one of them?" Lao Ma looked at me in surprise.

"..." I am your sister, who would join that kind of strange organization!

"Insert a word, Feini, I am already a senior member of the organization." Feini puffed up her chest with great pride.

"Old horse." I patted the Death Emperor's shoulder earnestly: "You have a good wish and your idea is right, but you are going in the wrong direction. How can you join such a suspicious organization casually?"

"Why?"

"It's like... bringing laughter to everyone as a normal person, or bringing laughter to everyone as a funny person, which one do you choose?"

"this……"

"..." Are you still hesitating? Forget it, I don't care about him. Anyway, although Osma's funny organization is a little funny, the idea and direction are correct. Otherwise, how could Osma be appointed by Akela as the person in charge of the Demon Fortress.

In short, I understand what Lao Ma means. I don’t want to join that kind of strange organization if I want to benefit. The strange reputation gained by joining that kind of strange organization will make me, who is already very strange, even weirder. Maybe in the future Strange titles such as "Strange Savior", "Strange Demon King" and "Strange Prince" will be left in the strange history books.

I am really surprised by Hundan!

Fortunately, Brother Wu, you can't continue to be weird. Linya, who secretly saw this scene, breathed a sigh of relief again.

"Humph, you all think too much. It's just fame. If you want to be known to everyone, that's an easy thing." The Lal trio came to the rescue with confident smiles.

"Oh? Then tell me about your simple method." After experiencing the unreliability of Gott and Lao Ma, I was already a little wary.

"Look at you, you look on guard. Don't worry, our method is not as stupid as the ones just now. Basically, you don't need to do anything."

"Really?" When Lal and the others said this, I looked hopeful. As expected, he is the one who saved me in the first place. He can always come in handy at critical moments. If I don't have to do anything, doesn't it mean that I can keep my remaining integrity? This was the fundamental purpose of bringing everyone together for this discussion. Unexpectedly, Lal and the others finally realized it.

"Of course, you don't have to do anything. It's up to us. We just need to say a few words to you in the bar every day. It won't take half a year. I'll keep your reputation greatly increased, how about it?"

"Thank you Bu Min, next one." I turned my head expressionlessly, no longer looking at these three unreliable guys.

Let them go to the bar every day to speak for me? It's true if you help me brag, and with the abilities of these people, I don't know what they will be like, but the reputation is coming. But that's just a bad reputation. If you can do this, Akara has already done it, why do you think so? Having said that, I seriously suspect that you just want to find an excuse to go to the bar every day to drink and brag. It's human nature. It's really ugly.

"Finally it's my turn, meow." Feini raised her little hands excitedly.

"Go on, I'm going to take a nap after that." I yawned, no longer having any hope for these people.

"Don't destroy other people's confidence at the beginning. Listen to me, meow. In fact, I have a very simple way."

"Could it be that you want to persuade me to join some strange organization like Lao Ma?"

"Of course not, it's another way, meow. As long as my cousin can imitate me. Won't you be able to have a large group of fans soon, meow?"

"Imitate you?" I looked at Feini, my eyes widening.

Want to be a transvestite like you? You are fucking kidding me.

"It's just an example, meow. In short, if you develop towards an idol type, you might gain something, meow."

Idol? Bastard, are you slandering me? I am a powerful person, a singer, are there any singers? I was furious and gave Feeney a good lesson.

Pfft... Brother Wu develops into an idol? You really dare to talk nonsense... Wait, if Brother Wu is willing to transform into the Holy Moon Wolf, there will definitely be no problem at all. Maybe even grandma will be willing to be defeated, but... Puff puff puff!

"..." Is it an illusion? I always feel like there are fluctuations coming from somewhere that I am very concerned about. Is there someone who has been hiding in the dark and complaining about me?

I listened to a few more suggestions, such as Rickenhans, who asked me to develop into the culinary world. With Vilas's teachings, I will definitely get twice the result with half the effort. In the future, I can conquer the hell world with my cooking skills. The slogan is that delicious food has no borders and delicious food does not distinguish between races. .

It would indeed be possible to conquer a certain snack devil with cooking skills, but unfortunately, Vilas's skills were only given a passable basis.

Aleus used her four-letter power to make suggestions. As for what the suggestions were, they were so filthy that I don’t want to say them. The final result was that this little rotten girl enjoyed an unprecedented five-hit combo of paper rolls, which held her head. Crouching on guard, with a pitiful expression of confusion, he may have temporarily forgotten even the meaning of his own existence.

Forget it, I knew I couldn't rely on these guys. After driving away these people who were trying to come up with some bad ideas for fear of causing chaos in the world, I lay on the table and sighed feebly.

"Tea." Princess Sanwu spoke concisely and to the point as always, silently pushing the steaming tea cup in front of me.

"Oh, thanks, I finally feel a little warm." After taking a sip, I felt that the malice from those bastards had finally subsided a lot. I breathed a sigh of relief and smiled calmly.

"..." She let out a cute snort. Princess Sanwu still looked expressionless, but judging from her actions, she seemed to have something to say to me.

She first touched the snow-white manuscript paper on the table with the quill pen that she almost never left her hand, lightly wrote something on it, and then unfolded it toward me.

Two vivid graffiti figures appear on the paper, one is the classic back of the Beast Duke, and the other is a figure wearing a cloak.

After receiving my attention, the mistress seemed to be very excited. She simply put down the pen and paper in her hand and started talking dumbly with me.

She first made a brushing and printing motion, then raised her little hand, and a goddess scattered the flowers.

I was silent for a few seconds, with tears streaming down my face, and bowed forward in frustration, begging her with all my life's sincerity to never do this.

"What are these two people talking about?"

Even someone as smart as Linya could not understand the strange exchange between a certain druid and his personal maid, let alone other people. The girls all had question marks on their heads, wanting to ask if they could meet a certain druid. He looked so miserable and could not speak.

To put it simply, what Princess Sanwu means is that as long as the code name of the Duke of Beasts is replaced by his real name, and more printing and dissemination are carried out, someone's reputation will more than double within half a month, and then, a certain Druid I knelt down.

I have to kneel down.

Just then, there was a loud noise outside the door, and Crystal slipped in, yelled and hid behind me.

"Master, Boss Rena is bullying people."

Oh, that's strange, doesn't Crystal usually hide behind Vilas and the others? Why has everything changed today? But then again, I seem to be the one bullying Crystal.

The evil dragon girl Reina then rushed in and glared at me and Crystal behind her fiercely: "Call this idiot Crystal out, Ben... I can't spare her today!"

"Wait a minute, what happened? Is there something that we can't talk about properly and we have to shout about beating and killing?"

Normally, I would like to see Crystal suffer, but now, the person bullying her is Rena, a guy who makes me feel uncomfortable no matter what I look at, so I will reluctantly be a guardian.

"You don't need to worry about it, just teach her out!" Leona looked ashamed and angry. How could she say those hateful things Crystal said to this hateful druid? Absolutely not.

"If you don't tell me, there's nothing you can do about it. I won't let you bully my family." A certain Druid said with a sense of justice. In his crystal eyes, his image suddenly became taller.

"Master, you...it turns out you are interested in Crystal..." He wiped his tears movedly. Crystal seemed to have found the courage to resist Her Royal Highness the Princess. She poked her head out from behind a certain druid and decided to fight alongside him.

"Yes, that's right, even Boss Reina will never bully Crystal today. The owner will protect Crystal with all his strength, because the owner and Crystal have made an appointment to sleep together!"

I:"……"

Leona: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Silently, I pulled the crystal from behind to in front of me and pushed it towards the opposite side. At this moment, the evil dragon girl seemed to have a mental connection with me. She nodded knowingly at me, took the confused crystal, and pulled it out. outside.

Not long after, Crystal's screams and wails spread far and wide...

. . . (To be continued.)

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