Diablo Destruction

Chapter 2768 There Is Nothing Wrong with a Daughter Sleeping with Her Mother

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As night fell, everyone had already arrived, including Mi Shan and Khan who hadn't seen each other for a while, but today's protagonist was still nowhere to be seen. Lao Ma was ordered to do something in danger, and he ran to me to ask questions. I could only I gave him a helpless look and said, "I have already heard the message. Whether Raphael can come or not, I can only wait and see...Akara." ⊥,

Yes, it is possible for Akara to give Raphael a night off just to be happy, although the possibility is extremely small. After all, our Great Elder is an evil capitalist. Think about my previous work experience.

When everyone was looking forward to seeing it, finally, Her Royal Highness the Princess of the Hundred Tribes, who seemed to have her own BGM and starry background, came out after being called for a long time, and made a shining appearance with a beautiful and confident smile.

"I've kept everyone waiting for a long time. It's rare that you are so thoughtful. I will perform well tonight and I will not let you down."

This princess of the Hundred Tribes was not modest at all. She greeted her with a good feeling about herself, as if everyone was expecting her to be alone.

Although this is generally true.

"Long live Mr. Raphael!" Lao Ma and the others couldn't help but celebrate with joy. I said stop, it's so embarrassing, Feini and you guys also...

Not only these grown men, but Feini and the others, and even the girls at home cheered, this damn charming princess of hundreds of tribes who kills both men and women, if this continues, the majesty of the head of my family will not be preserved.

This time I must show off my singing skills that are definitely not inferior to this princess of hundreds of tribes. To restore (?) my image and dignity in the hearts of girls.

However, it seems that this is not the theme tonight, at least not now.

After the lively dinner, everyone gathered together in twos and threes, drinking wine and chatting. Bragging, at this moment, Lao Ma and Feini stood up in a serious manner, snapped their fingers back, and made two snapping sounds. Under the color of countless petals, the vertical banner hanging on the tree clicked. Rolled down, with four big characters written on it.

Sparrow God Competition! !

Alas, I knew this guy couldn't come up with any good ideas. But no matter what, this unreliable method still attracted our princess from hundreds of tribes.

"Have you finally started? Hehehehe, please don't bully me as a newbie. I often play the game invented by Xiao Xiaowu in the third world."

Raphael's eyes suddenly shone, and his body seemed to be burning with fighting spirit visible to the naked eye.

"Grandma, it turns out that you are so neglectful in the third world." Linya pursed her lips, looking like she was ready to complain to Akara.

"Wait a minute. Listen to my explanation, Xiao Linya. This is Sa Qili's conspiracy!"

"What nonsense are you talking about, Raphael, don't you know your temper yet?" Sa Qili, who was manicuring her nails, blew on her fingertips and scoffed.

"Speaking of which, the two of us always lose. This time we shouldn't be so unlucky." Tulakov and Shashik expressed that they were a bit haunted by the game.

"Don't panic, we often lose because our opponents are Sa Qili and Raphael. There are so many people today, so we may not lose."

"Although it's a bit cruel, I have to reiterate again and again that Lena is prohibited from participating."

"Presumptuous. I, Lal, have never lost in a game."

"Boss, can I interpret this to mean that you have never played a game?"

"Doug, you kid is always making fun of me, you deserve death!"

"Oh~~~ Everyone's eyes...seem a bit scary."

"Don't be afraid, Bisi, your luck has always been good."

"I... I'm responsible for clearing away the dishes, pouring tea and water. Let's play slowly... Hey, don't pull me, sister Lina, don't pull me. I really can't play such a game, woo woo Woo~~~”

Before the game even started, everyone was talking to each other, and the atmosphere became lively in the blink of an eye. This liveliness made our princess of hundreds of tribes very happy and full of energy.

"Stop talking nonsense, let's start quickly. How to decide the order of the competition?"

"The old rule is to draw lots."

"Oh!" This fair method was unanimously recognized by everyone.

So...

A gust of wind blew by, and on the stage, four expressionless faces were brought together again by fate.

Why say it again?

I:"……"

Lao Ma: "..."

Feini: "..."

Leona: "..."

This scene... does it seem familiar? Forget it, don’t worry about the details, anyway.

"Ahem, Lao Ma, Feini, it's fate." I smiled but didn't smile.

"Yes, Boss Fan, it's fate." Lao Ma smiled with a knife hidden in his face.

"The goddess of victory is waving to me." The tragic emperor Feini looked at me and then at the old horse, suddenly feeling confident.

"Stupid humans." Leona said that you can't even defeat me in my puppy state, and you still want to challenge my complete body? The pattern is broken, just wait until you lose all your underwear and go home crying.

"Rena, can you play mahjong? If not, why don't you just be a spectator first?" I glanced at Gott, who had not yet decided on the group, and wanted to eliminate the most uncertain factors on the court first. .

"Don't worry, I'm much better than you." Leona had already sat down with a stern look, her eyes revealed a stern look, as if to say, I'm not targeting you, I'm talking about everyone here. It's fun.

Tsk, you damn duck has a tough mouth, so how about this trick?

"Ahem, you don't seem to understand yet. Lao Ma, Feini and I have a fateful duel that has not yet been completed, so we are not playing ordinary mahjong, but - take off! Clothes! Mahjong! Mahjong!"

Using a voice that everyone can hear, word by word, I held my head high and looked great. I didn’t know that today was different from the past. Karina, who had been promoted to the head of the police, silently told us in her heart. A charge of immorality was recorded.

I thought I could scare away the evil dragon, but I didn't expect her to have a nonchalant expression: "It doesn't matter, I won't lose anyway."

Speaking of which. There's no reason to chase her away, huh, just don't default on the debt later.

I turned around, only to see Malagbi covering his face, looking up to the sky and laughing crazily, "Holy shit, Kyo Kusanagi, where are you?" Come and punish your old enemy!

"It's finally here. I've been waiting for this day for so many years."

"What's the meaning."

"Hmph, do you think I came up with this idea just to attract Lord Raphael?"

"Isn't it meow? According to my judgment, Feini, your IQ is only at this level, meow."

"Shut up! So you are too naive. My old horse is an indomitable man who fights against defeats many times."

"It's because of repeated defeats."

"Asshole. I'll die if I finish my words! Listen, I've been training hard for this moment for many years. Look, this is the proof!" After saying that, Lao Ma roared, and his muscles all over his body exploded and swelled. More than twice as many muscles stretched out the clothes on his body. Revealing a strong upper body composed almost entirely of massive muscles.

Under our shocked eyes, these muscles. It is filled with densely packed curse runes that look like earthworms. If you look closely, you can see that they are not self-inflicted curses, but some random terms.

What are the four secret engravings, the four great joys. The national scholar is unparalleled, Tianhu, Dasanyuan, the character is the same color, how to engrave it no matter how powerful it is.

"Have you seen it? This is the result of my cultivation. I wonder if you are afraid, hahahaha!!!"

"Cousin meow, there seems to be a muscle here that is blank, meow."

"Let's add it to him, so as not to let down his hard work."

"Meow meow."

"You guys are listening to me, you bastards... Wait, what did you carve on my body? Why is it a butt? Bastards, I can't spare you!"

After chasing Fini and I around for a while, we finally calmed down and were ready to start.

"I don't need to say more about the rules. If you lose a game, take off one. Let's start now!" After saying that, the three of us looked at Lao Ma with gloating eyes.

"Look what I'm doing...wait, no, let me put on my clothes first." After being stunned for half a second, Lao Ma realized that his act of undressing just now was equivalent to giving away several chips for nothing, and he quickly shouted stop .

"Old Ma, if you want to die by yourself, you have to finish it on your knees, or do you think you can't afford to lose?"

"It's obviously you who are tricking me, right? I clearly saw it. The moment you started shouting, Boss Fan, your cloak suddenly became dozens of times thicker!"

"Oh, it must be due to water absorption. Why is my body so heavy? Forget it, it doesn't matter. Just let me fight with this heavy body. A true warrior dares to face any difficulty."

"Your sister, you must have put on more than a dozen layers of cloak! You must have put on at least a dozen layers of cloak in an instant!"

"Lao Ma, it's not like you don't know my nickname for the cloaked man."

"But... damn, you actually have this skill. What about you, Feini? You had at least a dozen more ribbons and accessories on your body just now, right? You can't hide it from my eyes!"

"Meow, as an idol barmaid, these are all must-haves, meow."

Faced with Feini and I's shamelessness, Lao Ma completely knelt down.

"Hu." Just as the three of us were arguing, Leona on the opposite side silently pushed the card.

"Tsk, it's you, Lao Ma, who keeps making noises and distracting us."

"That's right, there was clearly a chance of cheating just now."

"Stop being wordy and come with me to hell!" Lao Ma has turned black.

"Huh." In the second game, when we were still figuring out how to listen to the cards, the dragon girl hit the hustle again.

Is this guy cheating? Obviously not many cards have been drawn yet.

Feini and I exchanged glances. We can't go on like this. Lao Ma doesn't have many clothes anymore. If he loses another game or two, he will be game over. Once he is finished, the two of us will also be finished. .

For the current plan, we can only bribe the old horse first.

As a result, a web of conspiracy was quietly woven under the eye contact of the three people, and it enveloped Leona, the only big winner on the table.

Lao Ma immediately beamed after receiving our handshake words and hints, and the three of them began to play scheming cards.

It has to be said that Lao Ma still had some hard training. Under the deliberate efforts of Feini and I, he did a few tricks in a row, and gradually started to wear more clothes. Then Feini and I did a few more tricks, and finally I can successfully drive this evil dragon girl off the field, hehehehe.

Leona finally discovered the clue. This scene was so peaceful, so peaceful that it was a bit weird. It was obvious that the three of them were still fighting each other just now.

Could it be that... they are joining forces to deal with themselves? Hum hum hum, I see, humans are really a bunch of despicable guys.

Leona was unafraid. As giant dragons, they were used to enemies coming in groups to die. It would be weird for them if one person came up to challenge them alone.

It has to be said that three cobblers are competing against one Zhuge Liang, especially on the Bird Stage. If the three of them join forces, it will be quite unsolvable. After losing several games in a row, Leona's expression finally changed.

You are the ones seeking your own death, so don’t blame me for being rude.

"You didn't say you weren't allowed to eat, right?" Leona glanced at the three smug dying people and asked with a cold face.

"No, just eat it." A certain druid's face seemed to be saying to Leona, this is your last supper, enjoy it.

Leona silently fumbled in her pocket, found a piece of green grass with four leaves that looked inconspicuous, and swallowed it whole.

A specialty of the Dragon Clan, clover can make one's luck explode in a short period of time. Of course, for some unlucky people, even eating a hundred clovers will not help.

Feini and I touched our hearts at the same time, as if we felt the ridicule of fate. It must be an illusion, right?

The battle started again, and from the beginning, the three of them felt the crush of the goddess of luck.

"Hu."

"No more nonsense."

"It's nonsense again."

"Slow...slow down, I haven't finished building the cards yet." A certain Druid's hands were trembling, and his body was about to slide off the chair.

Director, the script is wrong. Didn’t we agree to give us Zhuge Liang? Why did he become Wang Lang!

"Who cares about you, I won't do anything wrong!"

Leona struck the final blow mercilessly, and Lao Ma covered his body with only his underwear left and ran away in tears.

"Maragby, wait for me, life is about running by the river, let's move towards freedom together!"

"Die!" Karina swung a fireball, and Gott and Lao Ma turned into meteors.

Poor old horse... I wiped away my tears and felt that I could temporarily give up my title of quasi-tragedy emperor to him today.

With the effect of clover, Leona defeated all the opponents and even reached the finals.

The last four are Leona, Raphael, and the Twin Princesses.

More than half an hour later, the Twin Princesses won the game with a huge advantage. Leona's clover effect disappeared not long after the beginning. Facing the enemy in front of her, she didn't want to cheat. No, maybe even if she cheated, she wouldn't. She will definitely win. The twin princesses have a very high luck value. Coupled with the incredible twin attributes, even a prophet can fight.

"It's a pity that I still lost to you two. My lovely princesses, as the winners of the competition, just say whatever you wish and we will do our best to satisfy you."

Raphael happily accepted the bet as a reward for victory. Although he didn't say so at first, no one objected because everyone knew that the twin princesses would not make embarrassing wishes.

"We want..." The twin princesses looked at each other, and both smiled as brightly and charmingly as a young girl embracing spring, and said in unison.

"We want to sleep with mommy tonight."

It turns out that this is the condition. This pair of cute little princesses really like to act coquettishly to their mother. When they heard such [childlike] wishes, everyone couldn't help but smile warmly.

I was the only one breaking out in a cold sweat and having a bad premonition.

So what... Xilusi Aikolu, can you tell me which [mother] it is?

. . . (To be continued...) u

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