Chapter 467

Soon, the dance ended.

On the screen, two hosts appeared and said:

"The songs are nice, the scenery is beautiful, and it's a new year."

"Speaking of the year, many farmers go out to work every year, so what kind of stories can they encounter while working?"

"Now we invite Li Rong, Gong Chen and others to bring us the sketch "Adventures at Work"."

Dad frowned and glanced at the TV, "Hey, let's go, they can still write about farmers? Another farmer who has a mansion and seven or eight cars at home, right?"

The uncle patted it and said with a smile: "Why are you so impatient? You're celebrating the New Year, just listen."

As soon as the uncle finished speaking, festive Western-style orchestral music came from the TV speakers.

The uncle didn't care and continued to draw cards.

on the screen beside him.

The secretary turned sideways and said loudly: "Attention, everyone, the general manager is here!"

The manager was dressed like a gentleman, and walked out with his dancing steps and leather shoes.

After a few twists and turns, he waved and shouted: "Stop, stop, stop."

The secretary came forward and said, "What's the matter?"

The manager pointed at the orchids with his right hand and spoke in a sultry tone, "Our Western restaurant has been renamed the Queen Mother Restaurant, so why are we still playing this song?"

"No, what's this? Is he playing father-in-law? Hahahaha." The uncle smiled and looked sideways at the screen.

in the screen.

The secretary smiled and explained: "The music was wrong."

"I'm telling you!" The manager raised his orchid finger and pointed back at the other waiters dressed as palace maids, with a joyful smile on his face.

He moved to the left, lifted up his robe and sat down. He looked around with a smile on his face and said, "Please keep your spirits up. Our Queen Mother Restaurant is opening today and we are recruiting Cixi as a waiter."

At the end of the sentence, his face quickly darkened and his tone became tough. He patted the armrest of the chair and said, "I've found 37 old ladies but they don't look like her. I don't know how this one is doing today."

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In front of the screen, the uncle held the poker in his hand and looked at the screen with surprise, "This acting is really good."

The little chubby dad couldn't help but smile, "Indeed, seeing his expression makes me want to laugh. One second he was a flattering and approachable villain, and the next second he looked like a black-hearted boss."

The eldest aunt touched a card and echoed: "The pronunciation is correct, who is this? What TV series is he in? Why haven't I seen him before?"

Dad shook his head, "I don't know."

On the kang not far away from the three of them, Xiaopang crossed his arms and raised his eyebrows: "Dad, didn't you say it doesn't look good? Didn't you look disgusted just now?"

"What I'm talking about is the plot! This is a good performance by an actor." As he said that, he glanced at it twice more, turned back and continued to touch the cards, but his ears couldn't help but perk up, listening to what was being said on the TV behind him.

The uncle simply dragged the stool and pointed it at the TV.

The little fat girl smiled with her legs crossed, and thought to herself: Recruiting Ci Xiang as a waiter sounds interesting, right? Let's see how long you can keep your words.

on the screen.

The old lady on the 38th appeared and went to change clothes with the waiter.

Only the manager and secretary were left in the hall.

Just then a call came, and the secretary answered it. It was the Price Bureau.

The manager quickly said: "Just say I'm not here."

The secretary picked up the phone and said, "Hey, our manager said he's not here."

The manager grabbed the phone with his hand, covered the receiver, and glared at the secretary, "You don't even know how to lie!"

Then he raised his voice and said to the phone with a smile on his face: "Hey, I'm not here, ah no no no no no, he's not here. Hehe hehe, I am his female secretary, don't worry, we are good The price is fair and reasonable, with good quality and low price. I will call you when he comes back. Goodbye, bye! ”

Then he hung up the phone with a bang, his face changed instantly, he glanced at the secretary seriously, and then looked in the direction of the auditorium.

The scene immediately burst into applause.

In front of the screen, the uncle, aunt and the three people sitting on the kang also laughed out loud.

The little fat dad also looked back with a smile.

I sighed secretly in my heart, Damn, I didn’t see the expression.

The uncle slapped the poker on the table and said, "If you don't want to play, let's play again after watching the skit. It's not interesting for three people to play."

After saying that, the uncle put down his poker and picked up his mobile phone, took a picture of the TV and posted it in the family group, "Everyone, come over and watch the skit. This is going to make me laugh to death, the acting is so good, show off."

Soon, replies popped up in the group.

[Lao San]: "? Real or fake? Don't cheat me."

[Li Zihan]: "Uncle? Are you talking about the Spring Festival Gala sketch? Do you have no one to play cards with?"

The uncle pressed the voice button and said: "You guys have colored glasses. Look, if it's not funny, I'll give you a red envelope!"

After saying that, the uncle smiled and put the phone on the table and continued to watch TV.

On TV, the actors continued to perform, and lines appeared one after another that made the audience laugh.

"No escorts allowed~"

"What does it mean to be like Erguotou? It's water mixed with Erguotou!"

"Oh, why did the price increase because of the mention of the palace?"

"It can't be called a carrot here, it has to be called a gathering of heroes! - If it's a gathering of heroes, I think it's a meeting of carrots."

In front of the screen, the chubby father smiled and sighed.

This sketch is really good!

The script satirizes the current situation and is full of laughter. The actors performed well.

He also picked up his mobile phone and sent the photo of the sketch to the fisherman friend group. He pressed the voice button and exclaimed: "Everyone, come and take a look. It's a rare and good sketch. The scale is quite big."

The uncle agreed: "Yes, haven't you seen such a large-scale skit in the Spring Festival Gala for many years?"

Dad fiddled with the poker cards and smiled as he turned back, "Why are you so bold today? You even criticized social issues. People often say that you are crazy online, and the program team is crazy too?"

Little Fatty shrugged, "Because the screenwriter has a backstage, he dares to say it, and it is well known that cheap things are packaged and sold at high prices. It's not like revealing an unknown secret, what are you afraid of?"

"Who is the screenwriter?"

"Dad, have you read "Farewell My Concubine"?"

The three people next to the poker table shook their heads.

"To Live?"

"Ah? The book published two years ago?" Uncle turned back in surprise.

Little Fatty nodded.

Uncle looked at the screen in disbelief.

The book that made him feel uncomfortable for several days after reading it and the skit in front of him, were written by the same person?

This... uh, but if it's about one person, it's indeed a bit inexplicably reasonable.

The criticism is quite strong.

Forget it, regardless of who the screenwriter is, let's watch it first.

At the same time, similar situations have also occurred in many families.

Some people who were playing poker or chatting gradually quieted down amid the superb performances and ironic lines of the veteran artists and paid attention to the Spring Festival Gala skits that were used as background music.

Some people, on the recommendation of their friends, turned on the TV or watched the live broadcast on the Internet.