Chapter 320
He felt that if he were not a Nantong, he would definitely like himself now.
"Not at all." Karenina smiled: "With your current appearance, it is impossible to conquer Mr. Lille, I can guarantee it."
"What, what?" The Angry Father God was surprised.
At the same time, he also felt that what Karenina said made sense.
That's right, he is a Nantong, and his aesthetics represent the aesthetics of Nantong, which is different from the aesthetics of men.
Sure enough, he has a lot to learn and live until he is old.
"Then you say, how should I adjust?"
"Don't worry, leave it to me." Karenina patted her chest confidently.
"..." Li Cheng and Mu, the two of them tried hard to hold back their laughter, and they were about to burst out.
"Then first of all, Your Majesty the Angry Father God, you must know that men like plump ones." Karenina stretched out a finger.
"Plump? I know!" The Angry Father God rubbed his buttocks and made it bigger again.
"No, no, no, you are not plump like this. The real plumpness is from head to toe, every part is plump, especially the belly, it has to be big!"
"Like this?" The furious father rubbed himself into a fat woman with a chest-hip-waist ratio of 1:1:! and questioned: "Are you sure? Why do I feel that I have no sense of beauty?"
"It doesn't matter how you feel." Karenina explained: "You know, every man has the dream of driving a chariot (tank). Do you think you look like a chariot (tank) now?"
"Well, you make sense!" The furious father thought for a moment and decided to accept the pink-haired birth's proposal: "What's next?"
"Next is the chest!"
"Oh, I understand this, it should be bigger, right?"
"No, no, no, not just big!" Karenina was full of confidence: "For men, Da Lei is justice, Da Lei is honor Yao, the big thunder is the source of everything!"
"Doesn't that mean it has to get bigger?"
"No, you're wrong, big is just one way to increase the big thunder, and there is another way, which is to make more!" Karenina emphasized: "Since two big thunders can make men interested in you, then if you have four big thunders, wouldn't the charm be multiplied by 2!"
"That makes sense!" The angry father's eyes trembled, and he opened the door to the new world: "If there are 8 big thunders, wouldn't the charm be multiplied by 4?"
"That's right!"
"Okay, okay!" The angry father rubbed himself again and pressed 8 big thunders on himself in one breath. Not only is there a row on the front, but there is also a row on the back.
He looked at himself in the mirror and said secretly: Li Er, little guy, I am a double-sided thunder, I can't fascinate you!
"Then Miss Furious Shooting, do you have any other suggestions?" The angry father asked again.
He now has complete trust in Karenina.
"Of course, apart from the body shapes of Da Lei and Tank, the most attractive part of a woman is her legs and feet!" Karenina said confidently.
"Well, I know a thing or two about this." The Angry Father God immediately drew inferences: "So, I should also install 8 legs on my body, right?"
"Stupid, how can that be possible!" Karenina muttered: "Eight legs, wouldn't that make me a spider, so disgusting!"
"Uh, what should I do then?" The Angry Father God was puzzled.
"As for the legs, as long as they are long enough, for example, if you are 1.8 meters tall now, then your legs must be at least 1.8 meters long!"
"Like this?" The Angry Father God rubbed his body, and the whole person changed shape, his height suddenly became 3.2 meters, and his legs were as long as arthropods.
"Well, that's right, this is very charming. Next, it's the charm of the feet!" Karenina continued: "According to my observation, among a hundred men, 99 are jade feet lovers."
"What about the remaining one?" The Angry Father God was puzzled.
"He is a heavy lover." Karenina said confidently.
Angry Father God: "..."
"So, as long as you show your jade feet generously, you can gain the love of men! Moreover, the more jade feet, the more love!"
"So that's it, I understand, I understand it all!" The Angry Father God had another realization and rubbed his legs.
Then, the sides of his two legs were covered with feet.
This scene made Mu Han's hair stand on end.
No, buddy, you are like this, my reason has all gone?
He swallowed his saliva and made up his mind to stay away from Karenina.
This thing is too against the sky, not much different from Boss Li Cheng.
"Perfect, too perfect." Karenina applauded the Wrathful Father God: "Your Majesty, I have to say that your charm is simply brilliant, no woman can win you!"
"Are you sure?" The Wrathful Father God looked at the mirror with great doubt.
In the mirror, he was 3.2 meters tall and his legs were 1.8 meters long. Others had two-section legs, but he had three.
Above his legs was a waist as thick as a bucket or tank, and even his belly button could not be seen.
Above that were eight big thunders in two rows, both front and back, which were still drooping because they were too big.
To be honest, the Wrathful Father God felt that he was not a woman at all.
Like some kind of indescribable monster.
This thing, is it a woman that men like?
Impossible?
"I said angry shot, you are not lying to me?" The Wrathful Father God looked at Karenina coldly.
Pink-haired birth immediately broke out in a sweat.
It seems that she has indeed gone a bit too far.
The furious father god is not a fool, how could he believe that this outfit is attractive?
Just as she was thinking about adjusting it a little, Li Cheng slowly spoke:
"Father God, whether you are attractive or not, you will know after a try!"
"There are so many demons in this camp, you can call them in and ask them if they think it looks good or not, isn't it enough?"
"Do you think I am a fool?" The furious father god frowned: "With my identity, do they dare to say that I am not good-looking?"
"Well, then you can hide your identity and don't show it, isn't it good." Li Cheng arched his hands: "In my opinion, your charm has surpassed all mortals and reached the realm of gods!"
That's right, the god of Cthulhu is also a god.
"If that's the case, let them in. Okay, Nubao stays here. You two, hide behind me. Don't make eye contact!"
"If I find out that you're teasing me, I'll kill you on the spot today!"
Mu and Karenina, the two little ones, had no choice but to hide behind the curtain.
Mu snorted coldly and said, "It's messed up! This is going to be a big deal!"
Karenina rarely responded, showing a distressed expression: "Yes, it's going to be a big deal. He looks like that. Any normal person can't stand it..."
"Damn it, I feel like there's a big word 'danger' written on Boss Li Cheng's head."
Just then, the door of the tent opened and a male demon walked in.
"Lord Nubao, you called me--" he said respectfully. When he looked up, he happened to see the appearance of the angry father god and was instantly petrified.
No, what is this?
Have I traveled to another world?
My sanity, my sanity is gone!
His hair stood on end, cold sweat ran down his face, and a lot of brain fog poured out of his head.
An indescribable sense of fear almost flipped his head off.
"Relax, it's normal to feel dizzy." Li Cheng held his shoulders: "After all, you don't usually see such a beautiful woman, right?"
"Beautiful, beautiful woman?" The demon looked at Li Cheng tremblingly, and just as he was about to say something, he suddenly felt that his body had lost control.
How could he know that it was the twins in his belly that started to move.
After [God's Gift] was temporarily upgraded to the only level, Li Cheng could control the host's behavior by controlling the twins.
So, the fear on the demon's face immediately turned into fanaticism.
He knelt on the ground with a snap, and opened his arms to the Furious Father God: "Ah, what a beautiful lady, you, your thunder makes me yearn for it, your jade feet make me want to be stepped on, your body is simply a chariot, I want to drive a chariot, I want to drive a chariot!"
Furious Father God: "..."
No, buddy, are your heterosexual aesthetics so abstract now?
You know, in order not to be deceived, he turned on the magic of lie detection throughout the whole process.
This subordinate is telling the truth!
"Tear... No, this may be just an exception!" Furious Father God raised his chin: "Ahem, change the next one!"
"Okay." Li Cheng followed your instructions, sent the demon away, and called the next one in.
[You let the abyss demon ***** feel the deep pain of looking directly at the ancient god, he felt that his eyes were going blind, you get 10967 pain points...]
Good guy, this production of beautiful energy has increased dozens of times...
Li Cheng's eyes lit up.
So, next, the Angry Father God invited dozens of demons into the tent.
All of these demons, without exception, worshipped him as a goddess and wanted to have a kiss.
Although the Angry Father God was not interested in them, he was also satisfied with the feeling of being surrounded by stars.
Now, he finally believed that he was now the most beautiful woman in the abyss.
"No wonder those abyss mothers are still single." The Angry Father God stroked his newly grown beard and analyzed carefully: "It turns out that they don't want to find a boyfriend, but because they are not charming enough!"
"If I have eight big thunders like me, how can I not find a boyfriend?"
At the same time, the Angry Review also deeply realized that Nantong is the right direction for evolution
Unexpectedly, the appearance that conforms to men's aesthetics is so weird.
The aesthetics of heterosexuals are so against the sky, so SAN, they actually like multi-thunder multi-legged monsters. If they continue to evolve like this, what will happen?
Sure enough, in this world, heterosexuals are heretics, and they are the direction of evolution in Nantong with normal aesthetics!
The scene here has already made Mu and Kalenna dumbfounded.
They were dumbfounded.
"No, the aesthetics of the demons are so advanced? Kalenna, you are not a traitor of the demons!" Mu was shocked.
"Get lost, it is obvious that this is not the normal aesthetics of the demons!" Kalenna glared at him: "It must be Brother Li Cheng's method! But how did he do it?"
Kalenna couldn't figure out how Li Cheng controlled those demons.
This kind of manipulation can even avoid the prying of powerful people like the angry father god.
It's really unfathomable...
The pink-haired birth sighed.
"Good, very good!"
On the other side, the Furious Father God was afraid to clap his hands: "Good, very good, Fenshe, you performed very well! Now, I am quite confident in taking down Lille!"
"Hehe." Karenina came out: "Father God, you are too kind, all this is because of your good foundation."
As she said, she was gloating in her heart.
It turns out that this Furious Father God's female costume is to take down Lille...
Brother Lille, you have been thinking about dealing with brother Li Cheng every day. Now, you have to enjoy it.
"Hahaha, okay, okay, although my foundation is good, I can't do without your help anyway!" The Furious Father God was very satisfied: "Well, Fenshe, you deserve the reward!"
"Tell me, what do you want me to reward you?"
"Well, Father God, you can give the reward to my brother!" Karenina pointed at Li Cheng.
"You two have a deep brother-sister relationship, um, but I have always been clear about rewards and punishments. Whoever deserves the credit, it is the credit. You must take this reward." The furious father god waved his hand and handed a screwdriver to the pink-haired born.
"This is the legendary weapon I got in my early years, Thor's hammer, which can continuously shock people. You accept it."
"Thank you, Father God!" Karenina took the hammer with satisfaction, thinking to herself-