Chapter 848 Mr. Water Monkey

"Yifei, you are so awesome. When you kill a mouse with your bare hands, you are more Donnie Yen than Jet Li!" Zhang Wei praised sincerely while mopping away the blood on the floor.

Hu Yifei flexed her hands and feet while sneering: "Come on, it's not that I'm too Donnie Yen, but you guys are all useless! What's so scary about a little mouse?"

As he spoke, he glanced with contempt at Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, who were shivering on the sofa.

"It's not fear, no..." Zeng Xiaoxian forcefully defended himself, "We just - love small animals!"

Lu Ziqiao's face was pale and she still couldn't utter a single word. It was obvious that she hadn't recovered yet.

At this time, Guan Gu magically rubbed his head and got up from behind the sofa, saying with a dark face: "Who said we are afraid of mice?"

"Haha, then why did you faint on the ground?" Hu Yifei said disdainfully.

"Hey, he is really the only one who is not afraid," Zhang Wei explained with a smile, "but just now when Zi Qiao hit the mouse with the alarm clock, he accidentally hurt him."

"From now on, don't make any fuss or screams in the middle of the night, why don't you let people sleep?" Hu Yifei frowned and scolded.

When talking about this, Tang Youyou and Su Yi walked in one after another.

"Look! Even Youyou and Xiao Yi were woken up by you!" Hu Yifei pointed at the two of them.

"Sister Yifei, you woke me up." Tang Youyou said innocently.

Hu Yifei's face suddenly froze.

"You too?" Hu Yifei looked at Su Yi.

"I was woken up by them." Su Yi pointed at the boys in 3602, "but I got up because Youyou knocked on the door."

At this time, Tang Youyou had already walked behind Guan Gu's magical pajamas, pulling the little tail behind Guan Gu's magical pajamas, and smiled at Su Yi: "It's dark in the room, so people are afraid."

"In short, it was all caused by you three bastards!" Hu Yifei continued to scold them, "The reason there are rats in the apartment is because you never throw away the leftover takeaways!"

"Yeah!" The three bastards were not ashamed but proud, and they all made victory signs.

Hu Yifei was so angry that she pointed at them and said, "Those rats will immigrate their whole families later. I'll see what you do!"

Zhang Wei said with a flattering smile: "Aren't you here?"

Hu Yifei sneered: "Let me tell you, I am recruiting the last roommate. You guys have seriously affected the reputation of our floor. If you don't rein in the situation, don't blame me for being ruthless!"

The three men were so scared that they fell into silence.

Zeng Xiaoxian trembled and said with a smile: "Yifei, don't scare the new roommate..."

Tang Youyou immediately said: "I'm not afraid, because I stand with Sister Yifei!"

"I'm not talking about you! I'm talking about Xiao Yi!" Zeng Xiaoxian said, "Look, Xiao Yi was so frightened by you that he didn't speak for a long time."

"I don't speak because I'm afraid, but because what Yifei said basically represents my point of view." Su Yi yawned, "The other thing is - I want to go back to sleep quickly."

"Do you agree with her?" Lu Ziqiao finally regained his composure and immediately expressed his dissatisfaction, "Hey, Xiao Yi, don't succumb to her power. You are a man, show off your manliness!"

"If I encounter a little mouse, I will take it out." Su Yi said.

"Hahaha! Did you hear that? Do you think all the men in the world are as abnormal as you guys?" Hu Yifei was very proud and satisfied that Su Yi could stand on her side.

"And me! Yifei, the three of them and I are not together! I'm not afraid of mice either. You don't want to kill a whole bed of people with one stick!" Guan Gu Qi Qi immediately raised his hand.

"To a certain extent, you and them are the same!" Hu Yifei said angrily, "You'd better not prevent me from recruiting new roommates!"

After a pause, Hu Yifei suddenly thought of something, her eyes lit up, she leaned forward, squeezed out a kind smile and said: "Why don't any of you move in with us? Can I protect you?"

(°°)

The expressions of the three men all changed, and they quietly and tactically leaned back, widening the distance between them and Hu Yifei.

"Not everyone has the courage to sacrifice their lives for justice." Lu Ziqiao swallowed.

"Go to hell!" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes, "I'm not a savage beast. If you don't believe me, ask Xiaoyi and Youyou."

"They were just temporarily paralyzed by your hypocritical face!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Zeng Xiaoxian, do you want to die!" Hu Yifei glared.

"Look! This is your true face!" Zeng Xiaoxian shrank back in fear.

"If we don't go to bed, I think we can go directly to have breakfast!" Su Yi really didn't want to be bored here anymore, so he couldn't help but complain.

"This is a good idea. Recently, a new hand cake restaurant opened downstairs! It tastes very good!" Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes lit up.

"Hand cake? Why didn't I know?" Lu Ziqiao was confused.

"When did you get up before twelve o'clock at noon?" Guan Gu magically rolled his eyes and said, "I think Xiao Yi is right. Let's go to bed early. I'm about to hand in the drawing, and I have to get up very early tomorrow."

"I also have to leave at seven o'clock to rush to the set." Tang Youyou said.

"I go to work at nine and leave at eight!" Zhang Wei raised his hand.

"I have class tomorrow, and it's all because of you bastards! Let's go, go back to bed!" Hu Yifei waved her hand.

Wow...

In an instant, 3601's people withdrew completely, leaving only the four men of 3602 looking at each other.

"Do you think that Su Yi is the only man among us who is not afraid of Hu Yifei?" Zhang Wei suddenly spoke.

"Haha, that's because he is too young, new here, and hasn't tasted Yifei's power yet!" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"In other words, we don't have much time?" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up and looked at the other two, "While he doesn't know Yifei's power yet, let him become a sharp weapon for us to deal with Hu Yifei?"

The three men looked at each other and laughed sinisterly.

Guan Gu Shenqi on the side shuddered: "Hey, don't mess around, bullying newcomers is immoral, and if Yifei knows, she will definitely not let you go!"

"Now it's up to us whether we are willing to let her go!" Lu Ziqiao sneered and stood up, "We have endured his tyranny for a long time, it's time to rise up!"

"That's right! Are there any kings, princes, generals, or ministers?" Zeng Xiaoxian was also in high spirits.

"Yeah!" Zhang Wei also stood up excitedly.

But he immediately felt something was wrong: "Huh? I'm new here too, why should I join you in the fun?"

"Because you're smart and chose to stand on the winning side!" Lu Ziqiao said.

"This explanation - I give you full marks!" Zhang Wei smiled.

Guan Gu Shenqi shook his head helplessly: "I've seen what happened to the three of you. I won't get involved in this matter. I'm going to sleep!"

In the second half of the night, the three slutty and slutty people in 3602 didn't make any more troubles. They all went to sleep quietly and didn't talk all night.

The next day, Su Yi got up very early.

To be precise, he stayed up all night again.

The feeling of being troubled by insomnia was too maddening, and Su Yi felt that he had to find a way to save himself.

He left the house early in the morning and went straight to the hospital.

It cost more than 70 yuan to register and get medicine.

Su Yi prescribed two boxes of sleeping pills for himself.

Then he went to the bank to apply for a bank card with his ID card, and then returned home.

When he got home, Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou were both out.

There was a sandwich and a glass of milk on the table, as well as a note from Tang Youyou: "Xiao Yi, you should develop a good habit of eating breakfast - Youyou."

Su Yi smiled knowingly and went straight into his room with breakfast.

While eating breakfast, he handed the manuscript he had written yesterday to the editor for review, and then continued to write his "The Return of the God of War".

An hour later, the editor excitedly told Su Yi that all his manuscripts had been approved, and the manuscript fee of 4,735 yuan would be paid to Su Yi in the afternoon.

And he also wanted to sign a long-term manuscript supply agreement with Su Yi, and put forward the condition of 300 yuan per thousand words, hoping to keep Su Yi.

But Su Yi knew very well that his value was far more than that.

Moreover, writing this kind of eye-catching headline news was just a stage for Su Yi to make quick money, and he did not intend to develop it.

So he refused.

Su Yi had a fulfilling day. He wrote 20 headline manuscripts and saved 20,000 words for "The Return of the God of War".

At 6:30 in the afternoon, Su Yi finally felt a little sleepy. He lay on the bed in a daze and fell into a deep sleep.

An hour later, Su Yi was awakened by a rapid knock on the door.

At this moment, Su Yi really wanted to tear everything apart.

It was the first time he found that people who disturbed others' dreams were so hateful.

In fact, Su Yi really hoped that no one would disturb him, and he would not disturb others.

Isn't it good for everyone to be well?

Why do we have to engage in all kinds of boring social interactions?

With great willpower to suppress all his negative emotions, Su Yi opened the door and saw Zeng Xiaoxian leaning against the door frame and winking at him.

"Are you interested in going to the bar for a drink together?"

The negative emotions that Su Yi had just suppressed burst out.

He wanted to kick this guy into the Huangpu River.

"I'm a man, do you need to be so coquettish to invite me?" Su Yi couldn't help but complain.

"Oh." Zeng Xiaoxian immediately restrained himself and laughed, "I thought you were here to call Yifei. I'm used to it. Sorry!"

"How did Yifei manage to stay out of jail for murder for so long?" Su Yi sighed.

"Not really, not really, haha!" Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head and laughed dryly, "Xiaoyi, Ziqiao, Zhang Wei and I are going to the bar for a drink. Do you want to join us?"

Ding!

Su Yi forced an ugly smile at him, "Okay, but I have only one request, can you not go to the lonely corner?"

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked surprised, "I bought a membership there. I'm treating you tonight, so of course I have to go there!"

Ding!

"Is there a problem?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked doubtfully, looking at Su Yi's face, who looked like he had lost all hope in life.

"It's a big problem." Su Yi sighed, "I just hope that no one in that bar remembers me now."

Zeng Xiaoxian realized something and his expression suddenly became weird.

"The legend of the water monkey spirit in the bar that has been circulating these days, the person involved is not you, right?"

"What water monkey spirit?" Su Yi widened his eyes in horror.

Twenty minutes later, Lonely Corner Bar.

Su Yi, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao and Zhang Wei sat in the booth in the middle of the bar.

Su Yi sat alone on one side, and the three guys on the three rows of sofas next to him burst into laughter.

"Hi, Mr. Water Monkey, this is the lady over there, please have your mojito." The waiter brought a cocktail and put it in front of Su Yi, holding back his smile.

Su Yi looked back as the waiter directed him, and saw a table of women not far away looking at him.

The two sides looked at each other, and a woman over there suddenly made a Monkey King's lookout gesture, and several women over there burst into laughter.

O__O'!

Su Yi turned around with a stiff face, sighed and said, "I hate bars."

The three guys next to him were already laughing.

"Enough!" Su Yi said angrily, "If you laugh again, I'll leave!"

"No, no, no! Brother Xiao Yi, isn't it okay that we are wrong?" Lu Ziqiao hurriedly stopped him, "Look how popular you are here now? It's because of you that we can enjoy discounts on drinks! We can also get the attention of so many girls, and the most important thing is that in just a short while, seven people have already sent you drinks. Hey, this is the top treatment of the Emperor VIP! If it were me, I would never leave this bar in the future!"

Su Yi looked at the seven cocktails in front of him and said faintly: "I exchanged this for my dignity!"

"It's not that serious!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "Actually, I don't understand why you did that? You look like a very introverted and stable person, not like someone who would do that kind of thing."

"Hey, you don't understand this, people are likely to do a series of extreme behaviors in a specific environment." Zhang Wei explained for Su Yi, "According to what Xiao Yi said before, he was penniless at the time and faced the problem of living on the streets. Putting down dignity for survival is the choice most people would make."

Dong Dong Dong!

Su Yi knocked on the table with a dark face: "I repeat! I didn't give up my dignity just to survive!"

"Then why?" Lu Ziqiao asked, "Is it because you like to give up your dignity?"

"Hahaha..."

The three guys laughed again.

"Forget it, whatever you want!" Su Yi picked up the cocktail on the table and drank it all, leaning on the sofa with no desire to live.

Explode.

"I guessed you must be here!" At this moment, Hu Yifei came over with a stack of papers and waved to Su Yi, "Hi, Mr. Water Monkey."

Su Yi stood up and stretched out his hand, but his face turned black when he heard it, and he immediately took back his hand and lay back like Ge You.

"Hahaha..." The three men laughed again.

"Yifei, you are too cruel. After all, Xiao Yi earned this nickname because of you. How can you be so unsympathetic and poke people in the face?" Lu Ziqiao righteously blamed Hu Yifei.

"That's right, you are called crossing the river and destroying the bridge, killing the donkey after it has done its job, and killing the dog after the rabbit has died!" Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly responded.

Zhang Wei followed up with the assistant: "Although your behavior will not be punished by law, you will be condemned by morality!"

"Really? Will I be condemned by morality?" Hu Yifei pretended to widen her eyes, and suddenly changed the subject, "It turns out that crossing the moral border is such a refreshing thing, I like it!"

"Hahaha..."

The four bitches laughed together.