Chapter 864 Three Fools

Ding!

Zhang Wei wants to sleep with Su Yi, and Su Yi cannot refuse Zhang Wei's request.

If it were an ordinary person, it would be fine. Su Yi is not so lonely that he cannot accept sharing a room with others.

But this is Zhang Wei!

He has all the problems you can think of, such as clenching teeth, farting, snoring, and sleepwalking!

He has everything you can think of!

And he talks a lot of nonsense, so the three people next door can't stand him and drive him out.

Zhang Wei looked at Su Yi with a smile: "Brother Xiaoyi, I know you are the most loyal and will definitely not refuse me, right?"

Su Yi looked up at the clock in the living room and said to Zhang Wei: "It's 2:40 in the morning. It's okay for you to sleep in my room, but from the first step you step into my room, if you dare to say a word, I will knock you out immediately and throw you on the bed! Can you accept it?"

Zhang Wei smiled: "I know, Brother Xiaoyi, you are kidding, right?"

"Is it funny?" Su Yi asked.

Zhang Wei shook his head hurriedly.

"Then it's not a joke." Su Yi stared at him expressionlessly.

Zhang Wei's expression gradually froze.

Su Yi opened the door, took out a barbell he used for exercise from the back of the room, and tilted his neck to Zhang Wei, "Come in."

Zhang Wei swallowed hard, looked at Su Yi's face, then looked at the barbell in Su Yi's hand, forced a smile and said in a trembling voice: "Well, Xiao Yi brother, I won't bother you. I suddenly remembered that Teacher Zeng tried his best to invite me to sleep with him. It was so kind that I couldn't refuse it, so I went to sleep with him."

"Really?" Su Yi shook the barbell in his hand, "You don't want to sleep with me, do you?"

"How could it be!" Zhang Wei panicked and tried his best to deny it, "I really want to sleep with you, but I really can't break my promise, so I can only reluctantly give up."

Su Yi raised his eyebrows, what kind of tiger-wolf words are these?

"Okay then. You gave up on your own." Su Yi put down the dumbbells with a smile. Before Zhang Wei could breathe a sigh of relief, he clenched his fists and moved his neck.

Zhang Wei was stunned.

"Do you want me to take you there?" Su Yi asked.

"No! No need!" Zhang Wei was so scared that his face turned pale. He took two steps back and was about to slip away.

"By the way, Zhang Wei." Su Yi suddenly called him again.

"I suddenly remembered a bedtime story and wanted to share it with you." Su Yi said with a smile, "Once upon a time, there was a man who disturbed people's sleep at 2:40 in the middle of the night, and then-he was beaten to death!"

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Zhang Wei's eyes widened in horror.

Su Yi smiled and waved to him: "Good night."

Bang.

The door of the room was closed.

Zhang Wei stood in the living room, swallowed hard, and then ran away like a fly.

Two minutes later, the wailing of Lv Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian's collapse came from the next room.

That night, 3602 was destined to be a mess.

At ten o'clock the next morning, Zeng Xiaoxian, Lv Ziqiao and Guan Gu Shenqi came to find Su Yi together.

"Brother Xiaoyi, help us, only you can save us now, if you don't help us... then we are really dead!" Zeng Xiaoxian cried exaggeratedly, thundering but not raining.

Ding.

Su Yi sighed: "It's about Zhang Wei, right? How do you want me to help you?"

"It's very simple, where you fall, you get up there!" Lv Ziqiao said, "Zhang Wei lost his room to Yifei in the intelligence competition, so similarly, we also win Zhang Wei's room back in the same competition!"

"We all agree that if there is still one person in the world who can defeat Yifei, it must be you, so brother Xiaoyi, please help us! Arigato's auntie is dead!" Guan Gu Shenqi said seriously.

"Okay!" Su Yi stood up, "There can only be one Haonan in Causeway Bay! Hu Yifei, it seems that I have to compete with you again!"

Ten minutes later, on the sofa in the living room of 3601.

"So, the four guys next door entrusted you to challenge me?" Hu Yifei sneered, "I knew that they would ask you to come in the end. Looking at the Love Apartment, the only one who is qualified to fight with me is you!"

Su Yi asked with a smile: "Are you praising me?"

"What else?" Hu Yifei sneered, and suddenly changed the subject, "Okay! I'll compete with you! My bet is Zhang Wei's room, but what about yours? What do you bet with me? Your room?"

Su Yi thought for a while and said: "How about their three rooms? If I lose, you can turn 3602 into a chess and card room."

"That's a good idea!" Hu Yifei's eyes lit up, "Then we can play mahjong and poker together next door!"

"Hey, are you kidding me! Why use our room as a bet?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfiedly.

"You don't have to bet..." Su Yi smiled and spread his hands, "I can do anything, you choose."

"Our three rooms are our three rooms!" Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand, "Brother Xiaoyi, we believe in you!"

"That's right! We are cooking porridge, let's fight!" Guan Gu Shenqi gritted his teeth and punched.

"That's called burning the boats!" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"Wow wow wow wow, is it time to compete again?" Suddenly, Tang Youyou ran in from outside like a gust of wind, her eyes shining, "Okay, okay, okay, when will it start?"

"Right now!" Hu Yifei was full of fighting spirit. She was obsessed with defeating Su Yi, and her sword was already thirsty, "How do you want to play?"

"I can do anything, it's up to you!" Su Yi spread his hands.

"Have you seen it? What is domineering? This is domineering!" Zeng Xiaoxian immediately shouted to the side to warm up the fire, "Hu Yifei, as the saying goes, the strong has its own strong hand. Every mountain is higher than the other. Don't always think that you are in love. The smartest person in the apartment, haha, let me show you today what it means to be the king of wisdom!”

"Hey, it's not your competition, why are you so excited?" Hu Yifei said unhappily.

"But Brother Xiao Yi represents us! It's equivalent to us participating in the competition!" Zeng Xiaoxian laughed strangely, "Jie Jie, are you afraid?"

"Bah!" Hu Yifei sneered, "Afraid? Just wait until your room turns into a chess and card room! Xiao B, I won't take advantage of you. Today we will find an impartial third party to come up with questions for us and serve as referee!"

"Actually, it doesn't matter, you can just come." Su Yi said.

"That won't work! I want to convince you!" Hu Yifei waved her hand and looked at Tang Youyou on the side, "Yuyou, you come up with the questions and be the referee!"

"You think of me now? Why did you go there so early?" Tang Youyou said arrogantly.

"If you don't want to, I'll go find Yu Mo!" Hu Yifei pretended to stand up.

"Oh, I'm kidding you. I really want to play with you!" Tang Youyou couldn't stand it any longer. She hugged Hu Yifei's arm flatteringly and shook her, "Give me half an hour to prepare. I will definitely give you both a wonderful show." Unforgettable – the game!”

After that, Tang Youyou ran away like a gust of wind.

"You still have to wait half an hour?" Lu Ziqiao said dissatisfied. He rolled his eyes and suddenly suggested, "How about we use this half hour to play an exciting game of flying chess?"

"Tch, I'm not playing!" Hu Yifei said disdainfully.

"I don't play either, flying chess is the most boring thing." Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"Ziqiao, the game I hate most is flying chess, especially your flying chess, so don't mention your flying chess again." Guan Gu magically waved his hands.

Lu Ziqiao shrugged and looked at Su Yi.

Su Yi rolled his eyes: "I will follow the crowd."

Half an hour later, when Tang Youyou changed into a small suit, put on white gloves, and brought in the scoreboard, she found that these five people were having a great time playing flying chess.

"Watch me shake a six, six six six!" Hu Yifei stepped on the coffee table and threw the dice on the flying chessboard like a big horse.

The dice shook for a few weeks and stopped, and it turned out to be a six.

"Ouch..." Everyone screamed in disbelief, mixed with Hu Yifei's proud laughter.

"Didn't you say there was a competition? Why are you playing flying chess?" Tang Youyou was dumbfounded, "Then do you want to compete?"

"Of course we have to compete, but aunt, why don't we compete after playing this game of flying chess." He raised his eyebrows at Tang Youyou, "Do you want to join?"

"I'm here to be a referee! I don't want to join!" Tang Youyou shouted angrily.

Ten minutes later——

"It's my turn, it's my turn, get out of the way and watch my God of Gamblers appear!" Tang Youyou made a full stance and threw the dice on the table.

But it shakes out a little bit.

"No..." she screamed in despair, hiding her face and kneeling down, while others laughed mercilessly.

The referee and the players from both sides played Ludo until lunch time, and then everyone ordered takeout and had lunch together. After they were full, the game officially started.

Both players were very calm and composed, but the three spectators were more nervous than the players.

"Brother Xiao Yi, you must win. If you lose, we will sleep on the streets!" Zeng Xiaoxian said with a trembling cry.

"Brother Xiao Yi, you are the hope of our whole village, you must live up to your expectations!" Lu Ziqiao clenched her fists to encourage her.

"Brother Xiao Yi, if you lose, I will commit seppuku for you in a minute!" Guan Gu pretended to hold a knife and stabbed himself in the stomach.

"That's enough for you!" Hu Yifei looked at them sideways, "It's not you who are competing. Why are you so excited? The emperor is not in a hurry, but the eunuch is!"

"What does it have to do with you? You're just jealous that you don't have a support group!" Lu Ziqiao retorted.

"That's right! In the past, under your tyranny, everyone dared not speak out, but now that someone has risen up, we people will naturally choose to follow him and resist you, a tyrant!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted.

"Down with Hu Yifei!" Guan Gu magically raised his arms and shouted.

"Down with Hu Yifei!" the three of them shouted in unison.

"Hey, these three people are seriously disrupting the order of the field, and you don't care about the referee?" Hu Yifei said dissatisfied to Tang Youyou, who was watching the fun, "Isn't it your responsibility as a referee to maintain order on the field?"

Tang Youyou, who was "clucking" with joy, suddenly came back to his senses, cleared his throat, and warned Zeng Xiaoxian and the others: "Since you are the first offenders, I will give you a verbal warning not to disrupt the order of the arena, otherwise, you will be invited." Come out of the arena and deprive you of your spectator status!”

The three of them immediately spread their hands and shrugged, looking indifferent, and stopped saying anything.

"I declare that the competition has officially begun!" Tang Youyou said solemnly, "The rules of the competition are as follows. The two teams take turns answering thirty questions. Each question is timed for thirty seconds. One point is added for correct answers. No points will be deducted for wrong answers. Do you understand?"

Hu Yifei smiled and said: "Yuyou, you are quite professional!"

Tang Youyou shouted softly with a straight face: "No getting close to the referee!"

Hu Yifei: (°ー°〃)!

The impartial referee Tang took out a coin and said, "Next, we have to toss a coin to decide who answers the question first."

"I want flowers!" Hu Yifei said first.

"The other side." Su Yi said with a smile.

"Oh no! Hu Yifei took the initiative!" Lu Ziqiao slapped his thigh in annoyance.

"What chicken?" Guan Gu Shenqi said in surprise.

"The initiative means that the one who answers the question first will have a better chance of winning!" Lu Ziqiao said nervously.

"I say, since we have chosen Xiao Yi to represent us, all we have to do is trust him and don't worry too much, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian said.

"You don't understand! Any competition must consider off-field factors," Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said, "With us, Xiao Yi will have a better chance of winning!"

"That's right, I support Ziqiao on this point!" Guan Gu Shenqi said.

On the court, Tang Youyou tossed a coin, took it out and announced the result: "It's a word."

"Damn, I said Hu Yifei shouldn't choose first!" Lu Ziqiao said in annoyance, "Who chose the word?"

"I don't know, anyway, Hu Yifei chose the flower, not him." Zeng Xiaoxian also sighed.

Guan Gu Shenqi was dejected.

Three seconds later, the three of them suddenly reacted and cheered!

Su Yi: (_)!

Aren't these three fools?

"Warning!" Referee Tang took out a yellow card and warned seriously, "Audience, no loud noises and disrupting order! If you do it again, two yellow cards will turn into one red card, and you will be expelled from the field and your audience qualification will be cancelled! Don't say I didn't warn you!"

The three of them shut up immediately, but they all quietly made the "yeah" gesture and laughed happily.

Hu Yifei showed an expression of caring for the mentally retarded and said to Tang Youyou, "Let's start quickly. I'm afraid that watching them three again will affect my IQ."

"Okay, the game starts now!" Tang Youyou cleared his throat, "The first team to answer the question is Xiao Yi team, please choose the type of question!"

"I'll choose!" Lu Ziqiao raised his hand and shouted again, "We choose the European and American addictive category!"

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"There is no such category!" Tang Youyou was furious, "We only have animals, life, film and television, and science!"

"Life category." Su Yi picked one at random.

"Please listen to the question!" Tang Youyou said seriously, "Excuse me, what games can't a little boy and a little girl play together?"

When this was said, everyone present was stunned except Su Yi.

The three audience members looked at each other and laughed obscenely.

"Of course it's that kind of embarrassing thing!" Lu Ziqiao laughed.

"Children can't learn bad things!" Zeng Xiaoxian moved his eyebrows obscenely.

"Is it so exciting at the beginning?" Guan Gu Shenqi was a little shy.

On the other side, Hu Yifei also looked at Tang Youyou with a strange expression.

But Tang Youyou stared at Su Yi and urged: "This contestant, you only have 30 seconds, please answer as soon as possible!"

"Rock-paper-scissors," Su Yi said with a smile, "You can't play rock-paper-scissors."