Chapter 867 Falling Out
Lonely Corner Bar.
"cheers!"
The wine bottles in the hands of the five men touched together, and then they each drank "tons and tons".
"Hiccup!" Zhang Wei burped, looking very happy, "I really didn't expect that you would actually challenge Yifei for me, and you actually won Yifei! Thank you, especially thank you Xiao Brother Yi, good brother! So loyal!”
Su Yi smiled and said: "You're welcome, we have no choice but to do it."
"Ah?" Zhang Wei was stunned.
"Brother Xiao Yi means that as brothers, it is our duty to do these things!" Lu Ziqiao hurriedly answered, "Zhang Wei, if you really want to thank us, I have a suggestion."
"No borrowing money!" Zhang Wei said vigilantly.
"Damn!" Lu Ziqiao rolled her eyes, "Then I have nothing to say."
"Brother Xiao Yi, do you really plan to let Hu Yifei fulfill his promise?" Guan Gu asked curiously.
"She's already planning to cheat!" Su Yi spread his hands.
"You can force Hu Yifei to cheat, Brother Yi!" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled cowardly and raised his eyebrows at Su Yi.
Before he finished speaking, Zeng Xiaoxian's phone rang.
He answered "Uh-huh" for a while, then hung up the phone and said to everyone: "The neighborhood committee came to see me for something. I'll go first and be back soon!"
Not long after Zeng Xiaoxian left, Tang Youyou came running.
"Everyone, I need support!" Tang Youyou said fiercely, "Didn't there be a case of robbery and injury at the door of the bar two days ago? I just talked with the bartender and he agreed that I should give an anti-robbery safety education in the bar. Demo, now I need to recruit a handsome guy to be my leading actor! This person must be handsome enough and strong enough!"
Zhang Wei immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "There is no doubt that the person you are looking for is me."
"You?" Tang Youyou looked at her carefully, then waved her hand: "Okay, okay, it's you!"
The other men's eyes were all dull.
"Zhang Weishuai?" Guan Gu raised his eyebrows magically.
"Is he strong enough?" Lu Ziqiao disdained.
"You two are just jealous of me!" Zhang Wei snorted, "Even Youyou admits that I am the most handsome, and Brother Xiaoyi also acquiesces, right Brother Xiaoyi?"
"Zhang Wei is quite handsome." Su Yi said.
"Look!" Zhang Wei grinned proudly.
"It's just that his handsomeness is not obvious." Su Yi added, "If you want to discover his handsomeness, you have to assume that all the men in the love apartment do not exist, and that all women generally have aesthetic problems."
"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed unbridled.
"You...are all jealous of me!" Zhang Wei snorted coldly, "You are just jealous that Yoyo chose me but not you! By the way, Yoyo, is the role I want to play a handsome guy?"
Tang Youyou showed a sincere smile: "Zhang Wei. Don't worry, I will definitely let you perform in your true colors!"
"You understand me!" Zhang Wei's eyebrows were dancing and he pointed at Tang Youyou.
"Then let's go to a quiet place over there to play the show?" Tang Youyou suggested.
"OK!"
The two quickly walked over there.
"Yuyou actually chose Zhang Wei as the protagonist instead of me, hum! She really has no vision!" Guan Gu magically said angrily.
"No, her choice of Zhang Wei just shows that she has a good vision." Su Yi said with a smile, "Guan Gu, don't forget, what drama is Yoyo going to play?"
"Anti-robbery safety demonstration, what's wrong?" Guangu asked curiously.
"In a robbery scene, do you think Yoyo can play a robber?" Su Yi asked.
Guan Gu's eyes suddenly lit up and he laughed loudly: "I understand! I understand! No wonder she wants Zhang Wei to play the role, hahaha..."
Just as he was laughing, Guan Gu's mysterious expression suddenly changed.
He turned around in a panic and hurriedly picked up the bottle, drinking to cover up his nervousness.
After fidgeting for a while, he suddenly gritted his teeth and stood up and said, "I have something to do and I have to leave. Brother Yi, Zi Qiao, I'm sorry!"
After that he ran away.
"There's a problem!" Lu Ziqiao narrowed his eyes, "Brother Xiao Yi, don't you think something is wrong with Guangu?"
"Does it have anything to do with us?" Su Yi said that he didn't care.
"Of course it does matter. As a friend, shouldn't you care about him?" Lu Ziqiao craned her neck and followed Guan Gu magically away.
Suddenly his eyes widened: "Damn! Guangu actually went to pick up a girl?"
Su Yi subconsciously looked back, and sure enough, he saw Guan Gu Qingqi chatting and laughing with a girl sitting at the bar.
"Zhe Peng people are really cool, they do practical things without saying a word!" Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up with gossip, "Brother Xiao Yi, I'm going to investigate the situation and see how this guy Guan Gu picks up girls."
Before Su Yi could agree, he ran away in a hurry.
Looking at the empty sofa in front of him, Su Yi shrugged and continued drinking.
"Hey, what's wrong with someone? Don't you have so many good brothers? Why are you sitting here alone and drinking?" Hu Yifei's sinister voice came from behind. She and Qin Yumo walked over and looked at Su Yi. Sit down opposite.
Su Yi smiled at the two of them and raised the wine bottle in his hand as a greeting.
"Why are you the only one, Teacher Liangchen? Where are the others?" Qin Yumo asked.
"Everyone has something to do and left, why are you here?" Su Yi asked.
"You can come, why can't we come? Your family owns the bar?" Hu Yifei sneered.
"Youyou asked us to come down, saying that there was a play of hers in the bar, and asked us to come and watch it." Qin Yumo said with a smile.
Su Yi nodded: "What would you like to drink?"
"Don't worry about what to drink. You are the eldest master, how dare I ask you to worry?" Hu Yifei continued to be sarcastic.
"Oh Yifei!" Qin Yumo said angrily.
At this time, Tang Youyou and Zhang Wei, who was wearing a hood, came over.
Zhang Wei's entire face was covered, revealing only two eyes and a mouth.
"Yifei, Yumo, you are here!" Tang Youyou greeted them with a smile, "Huh? Xiaoyi, where are Guan Gu and the others?"
"At the bar." Su Yi said without turning his head, "Zhang Wei, the style is very unique."
"Youyou said that I am too handsome, and others will be distracted when they see my face, thinking it is an idol drama, so I need to cover it up." Zhang Wei said with a smile.
^_^"!
The three of them laughed awkwardly but politely.
"Youyou, how can you say such a thing against your conscience?" Qin Yumo said with a smile.
"I'm not lying. When others see Zhang Wei's face, it will be out of place." Tang Youyou pretended to be innocent, "Okay, okay, let's get started!"
"Look at my performance!" Zhang Wei proudly waved his fist at the three of them.
Soon, the bartender used the microphone to speak to the audience, first talking about the original intention of holding this anti-robbery safety education performance, and then announcing the start of the performance.
Zhang Wei was very into the play. He grabbed Tang Youyou's collar at the first time, holding a knife in his hand to force Tang Youyou to retreat repeatedly.
"Fight, fight, rob!" Zhang Wei shouted with his eyes wide open.
Tang Youyou was acting like a drama queen, trembling all over and pale, with tears in the corners of her eyes.
"I, I don't have money!" She said in a trembling voice, "I went out just to borrow money! "
Zhang Wei looked Tang Youyou up and down, and laughed obscenely: "Beauty, I can't rob you of money, but I can rob you of your sex, hehehe..."
Tang Youyou was so scared that she hugged her arms and cried: "No, no..."
"Say! What do you want to borrow money for?" Zhang Wei asked fiercely.
Tang Youyou was about to cry: "I have AIDS and have no money to treat the disease..."
Zhang Wei was stunned, but laughed instead of being angry: "Oh, I really can't do anything to you?"
Tang Youyou nodded repeatedly with a sad face.
The two separated immediately, Zhang Wei took off his hood, looked around with a smile, and said loudly: "Everyone, the demonstration just now is to teach you, especially girls, the standard response plan when encountering robbers. The criminals can not only not rob money, but also can't rob you of your sex. It is 100% safe!"
Qin Yumo smiled and said: "Why don't you try it in practice next time you encounter a homosexual robber. If you escape unscathed, we will popularize it. "
"If I really encounter it, I will! I believe I will get away with it!" Zhang Wei said unhappily.
"If you really meet such a robber who wants to rob you, do you really plan to tell him that you have AIDS?" Su Yi asked with a smile.
"Of course, he will definitely retreat in the face of difficulties. This is called the wisdom of a lawyer." Zhang Wei said with a smile.
Su Yi smiled lightly and said leisurely: "What if the robber said, 'What a coincidence, I also have AIDS, and we are fellow patients', what will you do?"
Zhang Wei: ┌(。Д。)┐!
"Hahaha..." The three girls laughed out loud.
"What are you laughing at so happily?" At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian ran back with a stack of letters in his hand.
"What's in your hand, Teacher Zeng?" Tang Youyou asked curiously.
"Eight letters from the neighborhood committee to our two houses," Zeng Xiaoxian began to send letters, "Love Apartment has a tradition, that is, every year on the LF Day, we have to show love to the single-parent children from many divorced families nearby. These children lack love and care. Every year on this day, they will write a letter to Uncle LF, writing their addresses and the gifts they want. Then the neighborhood committee will pass it on to all residents, and we will fulfill the wishes of these children. "
Qin Yumo suddenly realized: "I know, it's just like applying for a credit card, filling in information and sending gifts."
o_o
Everyone took an envelope, including Su Yi.
Su Yi opened it directly and saw that it was written in the beautiful handwriting of a little girl. It said--
Uncle LF, my wish is to let my mother change to an easier job, so that she doesn't have to be so busy every day, and can take more time to accompany me. Can you fulfill my little wish?
Ding.
Su Yi pouted and shrugged.
He now hopes that the girl's mother is not a senior white-collar worker or a strong woman, otherwise this wish will not be easy to fulfill.
Zhang Wei is very cautious about this kind of thing, and hesitated to take the envelope.
"The things these children want are not outrageous, right? "Zhang Wei said vigilantly.
"This is not a robbery, it won't take your life!" Qin Yumo said.
"Children usually ask for candy, stationery, etc.," Zeng Xiaoxian said, "The greedy ones will ask for a stuffed toy at most."
"Don't worry, Zhang Wei, this is a charity, it is definitely worth the money." Hu Yifei said.
Zhang Wei hesitated for a while, but still did not take the envelope, but said: "Do you think there will be criminals who want to take the opportunity to defraud?"
Hu Yifei and others rolled their eyes.
"Zhang Wei, don't be so nagging, isn't it just a matter of spending a little money? Is it necessary to be like this?" Hu Yifei looked down on Zhang Wei's stinginess.
Zhang Wei was a little embarrassed: "I'm just more cautious."
He finally picked up the envelope.
He opened it and immediately widened his eyes, his face full of horror.
Everyone looked at him in confusion.
Qin Yumo saw that he seemed to be frightened and didn't speak for a long time, so he snatched the letter from his hand.
"Uncle Lei Feng, I got the third place in the class this year, I want the following gifts..." Qin Yumo read out, "PSP game console, LCD TV, Nokia N97 Mini Collector's Edition..."
Qin Yumo widened his eyes.
Zhang Wei snatched the letter back and said angrily: "Are you sure these are written by those children?"
He continued to read the rest of the content: "I also want a DVD player, a gas stove and a four-piece bedding set... Is this a gift or a dowry?"
Hu Yifei rolled her eyes and said: "This is a loving Zhang Wei! Love does not depend on how much money there is."
"You say it lightly, this damn..." Zhang Wei was anxious.
"Huh?" The three women stared at him together, questioning in their noses.
Zhang Wei paused and continued, "The well-mannered kid is clearly trying to eliminate the big guys!"
Zhang Wei covered his heart, looking like he was about to die.
"You are a grown man, why do you always act like a bear? Can you be a little more capable?" Hu Yifei said unhappily.
"What this kid wants is really excessive," Qin Yumo said, "Zhang Wei, if you can't afford it, forget it, don't force it."
"I, can't afford it?" Unexpectedly, this sentence stimulated Zhang Wei, and he widened his eyes, "I am a lawyer, a high-income group, how can I not afford it?"
"Aren't you a prospective lawyer?" Qin Yumo asked in confusion.
"A potential lawyer is not a lawyer?" Zhang Wei blushed as he argued, "A rotten egg is not an egg? You wait, I will brew my love, isn't it a gift? I will give it to you!"
Su Yi saw that this guy was really going to complete this outrageous wish list after being provoked by someone, and couldn't help but say: "Zhang Wei, this is not a question of whether you can afford it or not, it's a question of whether you have a good brain! You are not stupid enough to be a sucker, right?"
Before Zhang Wei spoke, Hu Yifei immediately sneered: "How can giving love make you a sucker? Maybe this child's family is short of these things, what can the child think? Some people refuse to give love. What are you thinking when you find excuses for people with bad intentions? "
Su Yi frowned and said, "My family is still short of a Rolls-Royce. Can I also write a letter to ask others to fulfill my wish? The original intention of this activity is to help poor children fulfill some small wishes, rather than becoming a way for some greedy children to satisfy their greed. "
"I don't agree with you!" Hu Yifei said, "Children are the most innocent. They just want what they want. What's wrong with them? It's the adults' fault that they can't afford it. Don't make excuses and put the blame on the children!"
"So Zhang Wei should be the scapegoat?" Su Yi frowned even more.
"I say it again, this is called giving love, not being the scapegoat!" Hu Yifei sneered, "Some people should not make excuses for their selfishness!"
"If you don't share the same path, you can't make plans together." Su Yi suddenly stood up, shook his head and walked out.
Hu Yifei looked at Su Yi's back as he left and suddenly froze.