Chapter 859 Good Time to Put an End to Writing
In Guan Gu's reasoning, Hu Yifei used Qin Yumo to perform a beauty trap to seduce Lv Ziqiao, Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.
As a result, her plan was a great success, and the three slutty and slutty people were fooled around, and even killed each other and turned against each other.
Only when dealing with Su Yi, Hu Yifei's plan had some problems.
Hu Yifei was careless, and she didn't expect Su Yi to know Qin Yumo, and she didn't expect Su Yi to rebel against Qin Yumo and scare her in turn.
So she was defeated in front of Su Yi.
But in front of Zeng Xiaoxian and the other two, it was a great success.
"Yifei's goal is to make you jealous for Yumo." Guan Gu Shenqi's face was full of wisdom, and finally concluded, "Once you fight among yourselves, she can easily disintegrate your alliance and defeat them one by one! Restore her evil rule!"
There should be applause here.
But unfortunately, Su Yi's greatest kindness is to hold back his smile.
However, Lv Ziqiao and the other three completely believed Guan Gu's reasoning, and were so frightened that their faces turned pale, their eyes were full of fear, and they gasped.
"This female devil can actually foresee all the possibilities of the development of the situation!" Lv Ziqiao said in horror, "The layout is linked together, there is no flaw, and her mind is unfathomable..."
"Who has a myocardial infarction?" Guan Gu asked in confusion.
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The remaining four people all froze.
"It's terrible, too terrible!" Zhang Wei was still in shock, "It's really the most vicious woman's heart."
"No, we can't beat her at all!" Zeng Xiaoxian trembled, "If this goes on, we will only have one way to die!"
"Why not - surrender?" Zhang Wei suggested.
"Cede land, pay compensation, and sign a humiliating agreement?" Lv Ziqiao objected excitedly, "No! A man can be killed, but not humiliated!"
"We can all be humiliated!" Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei said in unison.
"... You!" Lv Ziqiao was very disappointed.
Suddenly his shoulders slumped: "Okay, I can do it too."
"Alas, you have lost your moral integrity!" Guan Gu Shenqi looked at them with contempt and shook his head.
"What's moral integrity? As long as we can survive, everything is fine!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"That's right, and we can't do anything about it." Zeng Xiaoxian spread his hands.
"Who said there is no way? Su Yi defeated Hu Yifei!" Guan Gu Shenqi said, "You can completely surrender to Su Yi and let him help you resist Yifei's tyranny! If the weak want to survive, they must rely on the strong! And Su Yi is the strong man who can fight against Yifei!"
Everyone's eyes turned to Su Yi.
Su Yi looked at this and that with innocent eyes, and spread his hands and said, "Okay, I am."
"I have a question!" Zhang Wei looked at Su Yi with a scrutinizing look, "Who do you think has a higher chance of winning if Xiao Yi and Yi Fei fight?"
"Of course it's Yi Fei!" Zeng Xiaoxian said without hesitation, "Who is Yi Fei? Non-human, everyone! Xiao Yi only has the upper hand temporarily, but the final victory must belong to Yi Fei!"
"I also think it's Hu Yi Fei, because men conquer the world, and women conquer men!" Lu Ziqiao said.
"What do you think, Guan Gu?" Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu Shenqi.
"I think it's Yi Fei." Guan Gu Shenqi said without hesitation, "There is a saying that heroes are hard to resist beautiful women. Xiao Yi will sooner or later fall under Yi Fei's jeans!"
"Hey, Guan Gu, this sentence does not mean to surrender or be conquered, don't use it indiscriminately!" Su Yi couldn't help but retort.
"Isn't it?" Guan Gu Shenqi asked in confusion, "What does that mean?"
"What you just said means that Xiao Yi will fall in love with Yi Fei sooner or later. How is that possible?" Zeng Xiaoxian sneered and spread his hands, "Who would like a non-human like Hu Yi Fei? Only people with a bubble in their brains would like him."
Everyone pointed at him.
Zeng Xiaoxian's expression froze for a moment.
"So, everyone agrees that Xiao Yi will not be Yi Fei's opponent, right?" Zhang Wei brought up the previous topic again.
"What are you going to say?" Lu Ziqiao said impatiently.
"I want to say that since we must rely on a strong man, why not rely on the strongest person?" Zhang Wei spread his hands and said with a smile, "If we rely on Xiao Yi, we will have to work hard with him to fight against Yi Fei's tyranny. But if we rely on Yi Fei, the three of us will directly become subordinates of the person in power. We can completely suppress the resistance forces happily with Yi Fei, so we shouldn't have an easy life."
Everyone was shocked by Zhang Wei's words.
Even Su Yi was speechless and widened his eyes: "Haha, you are really smart."
"Haha, thank you." Zhang Wei was not without pride.
"That's right!" Lu Ziqiao woke up as if from a dream, "Zhang Wei, you are a lawyer, you have played the pros and cons very well! Thumbs up to you!"
"But we will lose our dignity..." Zeng Xiaoxian said in embarrassment.
"Dignity is not important!" Zhang Wei waved his hand solemnly, "What's important is that we have made a mistake once, we can't make the same mistake again!"
"Yes! We can't make the same mistake again!" Lu Ziqiao said immediately.
"One wrong step will lead to a lifetime of mistakes!" Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly sang.
"Bearing humiliation for life!" Lu Ziqiao immediately followed.
"We are also human beings, who can we tell about the pain in our hearts?" Zhang Wei followed with a constipated expression.
The three people suddenly stood up and stood in a row, twisting their hips and waving their hands together to sing: "Because of the pressure of life, every tear falls into the stomach,
Is this fate, destined to spend my whole life with Yifei! "
So slutty.
O__O'!
Su Yi clenched his fists involuntarily.
If I committed a crime, you can arrest me and put me in jail, you can shoot me.
But why do I have to endure this?
Why!
He stood up silently and walked out.
In the end, he took it all on his own.
"Ugh!" Guan Gu Shenqi hugged the trash can and began to dry heave.
"Are we... so disgusting?" Zeng Xiaoxian said embarrassedly.
"Don't talk about them, I feel a little disgusting myself, ugh!" Lu Ziqiao also dry heaved.
"You guys, your psychological quality is too poor!" Zhang Wei shook his head and sighed, "Does surrender require a ceremony? Why don't we make a white flag?"
Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao looked at each other and said in unison: "Good idea! "
The white flag was soon hoisted, leaving Hu Yifei and Qin Yumo confused.
From their perspective, their prank plans almost all failed.
The chewing gum they prepared for Zhang Wei that could dye his teeth red never ate it, but he just kept counting, not knowing what he was counting.
They wanted to install a recorder in the bathroom of 3602 to record the sound of Zeng Xiaoxian singing in the shower, but because they forgot to bring the batteries, the plan failed.
Hu Yifei personally tried to prank Lu Ziqiao, and succeeded a few times, but Lu Ziqiao later discovered the clues and had to give up in the end.
But even if all failed, the boys next door actually surrendered.
What happened?
But the success that came from lying down was not to be missed, so Hu Yifei gladly accepted the surrender of the three boys next door.
The next Su Yi had a hard time in the past few days.
After the three slutty and slutty people joined the female devil, the four of them launched a package of revenge plans against Su Yi.
Unfortunately, Su Yi countered their attacks one by one.
However, Su Yi found that some people on the Internet had begun to imitate his shocking style, so he wanted to seize the time to make quick money and quickly eat up this wave of dividends, so he was just passively defensive and didn't bother with Hu Yifei and the others.
After all, the fight between the two sides was just a life adjustment. Everyone was in a playful mentality, not really There is any hatred.
So seeing that Su Yi was busy every day, Hu Yifei decisively hung up the flag of no war and agreed with Su Yi to cease fighting for a month, and then the two sides would fight again after a month.
Not only that, Hu Yifei also took care of Su Yi's food problem these days.
Of course, she was not herself I made it myself, because the food she cooked could really poison people.
I just ordered takeout for Su Yi.
But Su Yi was already very grateful for this.
Su Yi also wrote Qin Yumo's article denouncing Richard.
The title is "Shocking! Richard, a well-known jeweler, did this to his fiancée. Everyone who has seen it blushed."
Although the title is very misleading, the content is actually nothing more than the stories of infatuated men and resentful women.
The content is roughly about Richard using cold violence against his fiancée, and he didn't even know that his fiancée moved away.
Su Yi remembered that Richard was actually a married man, and Qin Yumo had been kept in the dark. She was actually a mistress.
But Su Yi didn't expose this matter now, because first, he and Richard had never met before, and it would be strange to say it suddenly , Qin Yumo would not believe it; secondly, his relationship with Qin Yumo has not reached that point, and their friendship has only started to heat up over time. Su Yi knew that Richard would appear sooner or later, and he thought that if he wanted to expose him, it would be more appropriate to expose the true face of this scumbag on the spot.
Tang Youyou has been getting closer to Guan Gu Shenqi these days, and there has been a little ambiguous emotion between the two.
In fact, Tang Youyou is a very smart girl. She knows very well that Guan Gu Shenqi has a good impression of her since the first time he saw her.
She is the same.
So she is willing to give Guan Gu Shenqi a chance to perform, and the two of them tacitly play a little game of not being lovers.
Soon, more than ten days passed.
Many self-media authors who imitate Su Yi's shocking style appeared on the Internet. The works of these people are of varying quality, and some even really engage in pornography.
This led to Su Yi's large number of manuscripts every day, but his income was only half of the original.
In the past twenty days, Su Yi has earned almost 270,000 yuan in manuscript fees, which is definitely a windfall.
Su Yi decided to retire at the height of his career. If he didn't, even if he didn't go along with the crowd, his reputation as "Teacher Liangchen" would sooner or later be affected by these people.
He decided to stop using the pen name "Liangchen" from now on, and he decided to use another pen name to write the novel "The Return of the God of War".
The more than 200,000 yuan he earned was certainly not much, but Su Yi didn't plan to use the money for anything. This first pot of gold was his pocket money, and the royalties from "The Return of the God of War" were the big part.
Su Yi announced his decision to stop writing in an article, in which he said "compassionately" that the shocking style had gone astray. His original intention was to use a gimmicky title to attract readers to read some popular science, food or positive energy stories, so as to achieve the effect of educating and entertaining.
But now, many people who followed his lead are constantly breaking the bottom line in terms of content, which makes him very sad.
He called on the self-media industry to start rectifying and standardizing, and to crack down on bad and false content to guide the correct social atmosphere.
At the end of the article, he announced that he would no longer publish any articles on self-media platforms.
Su Yi's article caused an uproar and even attracted many media reporters to interview him in the love apartment.
In fact, Su Yi's original intention was that he had pooped himself, so he wanted to finish it off and wipe his dirty butt before leaving.
But he underestimated the influence of the pen name "Liangchen", and his move suddenly pushed him to the forefront.
Su Yi suddenly became a celebrity!
He seems to be showing signs of developing in the direction of "public knowledge".
This discovery made Su Yi dumbfounded. He didn't want to be a public servant or expert, so he decisively refused all interviews and locked himself in his room without going out.
Until one day, Zeng Xiaoxian came to him.
"Hey, Brother Xiao Yi! Brother Xiao Yi! Have you eaten? Are you hungry? How about? I invite you to eat? There is a new Sichuan restaurant downstairs, the decoration is very luxurious! Brother Xiao Yi, want to Why don't we go and try together?" Zeng Xiaoxian squirmed like a worm, smiling slyly.
bite!
Su Yi couldn't help but sigh. He had a premonition that his calm life for more than twenty days would be broken again.
"Okay," he said, "but let's get everyone together. It's been a long time since we all got together."
"Ah?" Zeng Xiaoxian was startled, showing a look of pain.
The two houses add up to exactly eight people. How much does it cost for eight people?
But thinking about what he asked Su Yi to do, Zeng Xiaoxian reluctantly agreed.
"Okay! Then invite everyone to come together! I'm treating you, Brother Xiao Yi, see you there or not!" After saying this, this guy's bad habit came back again.
"If you dare to call me brother Xiao Yi again, I will let you taste what it means to have a fist as big as a casserole." Su Yi clenched his fist until it made a bang bang sound.
Zeng Xiaoxian was startled and laughed dryly: "Haha! Just kidding, doesn't this look affectionate? Why should we take it seriously? Okay, if you don't want to call, don't call. Xiao B, don't forget it at six o'clock this afternoon. "
Zeng Xiaoxian ran away in despair.
Su Yi shook his head and walked out of the door.
In the living room, Tang Youyou was dubbing lines with Hu Yifei, which sounded like the script of Romeo and Juliet.
Guan Guqingqi sat aside and looked at Tang Youyou silly.
"Everyone, let me announce good news to you all!" Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands, attracting everyone's attention.
"Good news? The grocery store downstairs is open, and it only costs ninety-nine yuan?" Hu Yifei glanced at him sideways.
"Twenty percent off toilet paper in the supermarket and 50% off all cooked food?" Tang Youyou guessed.
"I know!" Guan Gu magically raised his hand, "There is a discount for applying for a card at the community swimming pool. Top up 500 and get 200!"
Zeng Xiaoxian: O__O'!
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