Chapter 2031 Gathering

"Come on, let's eat. I'm very confident in my cooking skills." Seeing me holding bread crumbs and looking away speechlessly, Princess Wannian seemed to think that I was moved by her sincerity, so she urged me.

I tried to pinch one with my thumb and forefinger, and rubbed it vigorously with my two fingers. I found that it couldn't be crushed. I was shocked at that time!

Please teach me the art of making bread crumbs as hard as diamonds.

Perhaps, this guy's cooking skills might really be god-level, at least I don't think Vilas can do it, either in terms of boredom or evil intentions.

"It's rare that you gave such a thoughtful gift, but I don't have anything good to entertain you. Why don't we all share the food together." I handed my hand back with a smile.

"You are the master, please go first."

"No, no, no, you are a guest, please go first."

Our eyes looked at each other fiercely in mid-air for a while, and we said in unison: "Okay, let's eat together!"

That kind of momentum, as if they were going to die together.

Each picked up a crumb of bread and put it into their mouths. They stared at each other, fearing that the other party was cheating, so they put it into their mouths bit by bit.

Huh, I've even seen Little Ghost's diamond powder clear soup noodles, so why would I still be afraid of tiny rusks?

I sneered in my heart. Seeing Princess Wannian stuffing rusks into her mouth, I was not to be outdone. I stuffed it into my mouth hard, bit it hard, exploded, my little universe, diamonds and stars, smash them to me! ! !

There was a loud bang, and I rolled on the ground holding my teeth.

"A stupid monkey is a stupid monkey, hahahahahaha~~~"

The ten thousand year princess who condescends and mocks like a queen. Have the last laugh. He also covered his mouth and let out a scream.

"My wife is careless. I originally thought that with this artifact-level machine body, it would be okay."

"You idiot, what did you put in it?" I jumped up angrily. He grabbed her shoulders and shook her. It's actually harder than diamond. Is your terrible resentment added to it?

"How could you possibly tell the stupid monkey?" Princess Wannian covered her mouth with tears in her eyes, looking very pitiful. Still speaking forcefully.

"Okay, okay, you two." Old Tia, Wannian's peacemaker, stepped between me and Princess Wannian, separating us.

"Today is a celebration banquet, so stop joking."

"Celebration banquet?" I looked at Tia puzzled, what is the celebration, why have I never heard of it.

Tia looked remorseful, "Oh, no, I was accidentally exposed."

"I seem to smell the atmosphere of conspiracy." I held up the pipe in my mouth and showed a deep gaze, as if I could see through people's hearts.

Of course, the fact that you can't even see through the clothes is a real shame.

"This and that" Tia gesticulated, this and that kept coming, looking at the other girls for help.

Princess Wannian clasped her little hands behind her back with a guilty look and turned her head away. The other girls also either shouted seriously about being busy, made mistakes when returning to the tent, or swept the already spotless ground, or He was just learning unknown knowledge, or pretending to make a soft drink, and practicing his sword skills.

I said Princess Sanwu, you are enough, I can endure anything but you can't! Tear up the manuscript! Tear up the manuscript!

At the moment when everyone was betrayed and separated, Diya's back turned pale and petrified, as if these big characters flashed past, savoring the harshness of the world.

"Hey, is everyone here so early?" At this moment, a familiar and unexpected voice suddenly sounded.

Looking back, isn't it our bear-man princess, the majestic Martial Emperor Tamoya?

"Xiongta, Tia, what are you two doing?" Seeing Tia gesticulating in front of me and feeling at a loss, she asked curiously.

"It's like this. Tia is explaining to me about the celebration banquet later. I'm afraid I'll make a mistake later." I rolled my eyes and got ahead of Tia, pretending to know everything and acting as if nothing had happened. said.

"Celebration banquet? Didn't you agree to prepare it without telling Xiong Ta? When was it exposed?" The upright and simple Lord Wu Emperor blurted out without doubting that he was there.

The moment she spoke, all the girls looked like they couldn't bear to witness it.

The clever Emperor Wu reacted immediately, turned around and looked at me with dissatisfaction: "Xiong Ta, you made me a bad guy."

But after a pause, the upright woman shook her head: "However, there is indeed something wrong with hiding it from you."

"That's right, there's nothing to hide about this kind of thing." I nodded repeatedly.

"I discussed this with everyone. I wanted to give Fanfan a surprise."

Tia explained aggrievedly on the side. It was indeed her idea, and I guessed that among the girls, it was this Horadric girl who loved to create excitement.

"I appreciate the kindness. By the way, is this the banquet to celebrate my return?" I touched Tia's head and told her to be good and not cry. However, Tia pounced on me with all her teeth and claws and pinched her nose.

"Ah, yes, that's it." Princess Wannian, who has always been against me, answered surprisingly honestly, but what she said next was not very pleasant.

"To celebrate the arrival of a new species in the camp, the dumbest monkey in the continent."

"Who is it? Which female monkey are you referring to? Is it the one wearing white clothes and hanging a thin sword?" Not to be outdone, I pretended to be confused and looked around, and my eyes fell on Princess Wannian from time to time.

"Okay, okay, you two." Tia once again interrupted the tense atmosphere between me and Princess Wannian, and intervened.

"It's exactly what Fanfan said, it's a banquet held to celebrate your return."

"That's it." I crossed my arms and nodded deeply. Suddenly he looked sad.

"That's it for the others. I didn't expect you, Vilas, to be a bad example. You cooperated with everyone to deceive me. Vilas, I misjudged you. I can't stay in this family. I ran away from home. I want to wander. Don’t try to persuade me to do anything.”

After saying that, he put on an old traveler's cloak. Put on a cape hat. Turn around and leave.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhing me doing it" Vilas was startled and the broom she was waving in her hand fell to the ground. She burst into tears and rushed forward desperately. Hug your husband.

"I'm sorry, sir. Please, I was wrong, don't leave. Just stay~~~" As he said this, he raised his dark eyes sparkling with tears, and there seemed to be a hairy little one on his upright little buttocks. The dog's tail kept wagging and begging.

Wow, Vilas is so cute now. Under the cloak and hat, I almost got a nosebleed from the cuteness.

The other girls shook their heads helplessly again.

What kind of third-rate family stage comedy is this? Vilas is too easy to deceive.

Just when I was satisfied and ready to call it a day and comfort my adorable little dog Willas, suddenly, an uninvited guest arrived.

"What? Mr. Wu is running away from home?" An extremely exaggerated exclamation rang out, and three figures, with the power of lightning ghosts, couldn't wait to get closer, squeezed Willas away, and surrounded me.

"It's well said. Every man must have at least one trip of his own in his life, a trip to cleanse his soul and gain insights into life." Lal looked at me with twinkling eyes and pointed into the distance, like a life mentor.

I think you, Uncle Lal, need to travel more and start a new life!

"Speaking of traveling far away, I think of the winter of that year." Big-mouthed Doug suddenly turned into a sad poet with stubble on his face and murmured.

"It was a snowy night. We two brothers, and Brother Lal, fled from Andariel's palace with scars all over our bodies. [Only one step away, only one step away from defeating her, bastard], Brother Lal was unwilling to hammer the ground with all his strength, and his eyes shed two strings of sad tears of a hero in his twilight years."

"Brother, we are already old. Even if our hearts are not old, our bodies are already old and we no longer have the endurance we had when we were young. If we were ten years younger, Doug said sadly just now."

"[If we miss this time, our bodies will only get older and older, and we will have no chance to challenge again]. Although I am very unwilling to do so, I have to admit this fact. Heroes waste time, and time is not forgiving."

In just a few sentences, Doug outlined the tragic atmosphere of the three late heroes who failed to challenge Andariel, as if this really happened.

"However, although we are old, our hearts are not dead yet. If we can't do it, we will place our hopes on the next generation. At this moment, we heard the faint cry of the baby in the distance and ran in the direction of the sound. I went there and saw a squealing baby boy in the thick, wet grass."

"This must be the hope given to us by God. Brother Lal, who has a white beard on his face, seems to have suddenly aged fifty years. His face glows with joy and excitement, as if he has suddenly become ten years younger again."

Hey, aren't you still thirty years older?

"The three of us, with three pairs of hands, held the baby in the grass high above our heads. In the pouring rain, a bolt of lightning passed through the air and illuminated the baby boy's face. Strange to say, this roaring lightning could not even reach an adult. People are afraid when they see it, but the baby boy who had been crying burst into laughter when he saw this lightning, and even stretched out his young hands to grab the lightning."

"Son of Lightning!!! Brother Lal roared excitedly, and we also roared. Although the failure of the three of us has plunged the Dark Continent into disappointment and despair, now, at least there is a glimmer of hope."

Don't make it sound like you three were once the last hope of the Dark Continent.

"As if our roars were fulfilled, a flash of lightning as bright as daylight flashed in the night sky again, and then the baby boy" Doug's eyes glared, as if under this lightning, the baby known as the Son of Lightning, What new changes have taken place.

"Did he suddenly grow up and become a savior?" I looked at him coldly and combined my own experiences. I guess Doug wanted to make up such a story.

"No, the baby was struck to death by lightning." Doug shook his head and lowered his head sadly: "It's all our fault for lifting him too high. Alas~~~"

Everyone: ""

The coldest joke of the year is definitely this one.

Even Lar and Goff, comrades who had lived and died together for decades, could not help but get goosebumps from the cold, and they distanced themselves from Doug, saying that they did not know this guy.

"Anyway, you guys, go travel quickly! Travel! Give me my baby girl back!" Lal suddenly spat angrily at me.

"How can I let you succeed, you unscrupulous father? I will take good care of Sarah for the rest of my life, so you won't have to worry!"

"Take care of me for a lifetime? You bastard, you said to take care of me for a lifetime? Then who made my baby girl's eyes red from crying all this time!" Lal suddenly grabbed my lapel with red eyes and shook me desperately. I can't tell whether I'm serious or acting.

"But" he suddenly let go. He patted my shoulder and said softly while I was stunned.

"Just come back."

After saying that, he ran to Sarah in a hurry. Showing off his father's dignity.

"Brother Lal, this guy is quite cool sometimes." Doug muttered from behind.

"No wonder he was able to fool Sister-in-law Lisa." Gefu nodded sharply.

"How about we give it a try?"

"How to try?"

"Fighting on the beach at sunset. In the end, they fell down at the same time, looking up at the sky with their bruised and swollen faces, and turned their heads. We smiled at each other and let go of grudges." I suggested from the side, just follow the hot-blooded routine.

"Sounds good." The two barbarians considered it seriously.

"But what about the audience? There has to be an audience in order to be attracted."

"And, beware of troublemakers." Gefu showed a sharp gaze.

"Troublemaker?"

"Sunset, seaside."

"Sunset by the Sea" Suddenly, Doug and I shivered unexpectedly.

Why did I forget these two items?

Think about it, two people who were fighting under the sunset beach, showing off their passionate youthful brotherhood, were suddenly caught in the spotlight. One of them was naked and ran past the two of them. Not far away, there was another person. I was eagerly looking forward to what it would be like to take off my pants and pee in front of the sunset over the sea.

Even if the scene were changed to morning, there would still be people doing morning exercises while posing in a golden cock position.

The special hobby of the sheep, mule and chicken team has become deeply rooted in people's hearts and turned into a nightmare. Recently, women in the camp have to be protected by guards when they go to the river to wash clothes.

Sister Lina, you should think again and dump Gott.

Shaking his head sadly, thinking of these three guys, they lost all interest. Doug and Geoff also gave up on pretending to be cool to pick up girls.

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao is about to arrive. No, before he arrives, a strong animal smell hits his nostrils.

"Hahahahaha, I said it's okay to come early. Look, everyone is already here." Gott's classic giggle came over.

"Boss is wise!" Mishan, who re-zippered his trousers that he had forgotten to pull up, looked solemn, and Khan, who did not forget to show hands and feet while doing morning exercises, made a grand appearance.

"We are sheep! mules! chickens! brave! men! small! team!"

"Okay, you can leave." A fireball hit, and three figures flew out, replaced by Sister Lina, who flew over here, hugged her enthusiastically, and touched her head.

"Brother Wu, I'm sorry. I've been busy these days and I haven't had time to say hello to you. I've heard that I finally came back from the hell world. It's really not easy. I must have gone through a life of near death."

While speaking with sobs, Karina, a cheerful and strong elder sister, couldn't help but wipe the corners of her eyes with true feelings.

"Then Lina, I just came back from hell. Really, I'm not lying to you. I also experienced a narrow escape."

Gott, who was blown away by the fireball and fell to the ground, exhaled a puff of black smoke, raised his head as if using his last bit of strength, and stretched out his hand tremblingly towards this side.

"It's great that everything is okay." Sister Lina hugged her tighter and threw another fireball in a certain direction.

To the Gorilla in heaven, have a safe journey on the road to hell.

To be continued)

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