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Chapter 170 If You Believe Chen Xiao's Movie Behind-the-Scenes Footage Again, You Are a Dog!

"Tingting, this..."

The girl named Tingting stared at the screen blankly, "Is it a misunderstanding? How can the protagonist be a villain who blackmails others?"

"He's a bastard, that's understandable. After all, he didn't want to kill anyone, so he's not a bad guy." Another girl looked embarrassed and defended the protagonist.

"Indeed, in such a chaotic era, I didn't want to kill anyone, I was just a little bit bad. It's normal."

The two comforted themselves and looked at the screen again.

in the screen.

Fatty Cong threw off his clothes, smashed his hands on his legs, and drew two axes on his upper body.

Facing the threat, Jiang Baogang got a lot of advice, "I'm not afraid. Even if one of me is killed, there will still be thousands of me."

As he said that, he looked outside the barber shop. The neighbors had noticed that he was being blackmailed and gathered around him.

The protagonist tugged on his shoddy suit, looked like a gangster, walked out of the barber shop, and shouted to the neighbors: "You stand out, the eldest brother of the Ax Gang is taking a nap in there, who is not afraid of death and steps forward."

The aunt holding green onions, the uncle sweeping the floor, the tailor taking ladylike steps... thirty or forty neighbors all stepped forward.

The protagonist raised his eyebrows, his mind spinning rapidly.

He spread his hands and said, "Oh, that means there's no need to discuss it. Okay, it's a one-on-one duel according to the rules of the world."

He stretched out his finger and said confidently: "It's one against one, no one can foul."

He swept around and said, "Auntie holding onions, come out!"

The swarthy aunt walked out with a bundle of green onions in her left hand and a sincere smile.

The gangster stretched his neck and raised his eyebrows and said, "Why are you looking so fierce? You thought you could beat me. You can hit me with just one punch from me!"

Without hesitation, the aunt pulled back her right hand to gather strength and punched him in the stomach.

"Poof!" The little gangster spat out a mouthful of blood. He tightened his features, wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and looked at the aunt in disbelief, "Auntie, what are you doing?"

The eldest sister's face was covered with blood and her smile was simple, "I work in the fields."

"Plow the fields well. Go back to the fields!"

The aunt turned around and complained calmly: "There are cat cakes."

Seeing this, everyone in front of the screen was already laughing dumbly.

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

"It seems like there are a lot of experts in this place."

"Hit me hahaha, this is the first time I've heard such a request."

"Talent Market."

"I'm from Henan."

"Oh my god, I laughed so hard that my stomach cramped. You should watch this during the Chinese New Year! Even though the protagonist is a villain, I'm not disgusted at all."

Before everyone could stop smiling, several contrasts struck again.

The protagonist provokes the dwarf, who stands more than two meters tall.

Ridiculing the old man, he is all muscular.

Let’s take another child with an innocent face, and he is full of tendons.

The protagonist was scared, but his mouth was as hard as a stone, "Hey, no one looks like a human being. It's your own fault. Today's duel is cancelled."

He was just about to turn around and run away.

Behind him, the housekeeper holding a cigarette and Jiangbao wearing a sexy vest appeared.

He still pretended to be powerful and acted like a "little brother of the Ax Gang", shouting: "Oh, fat lady, you are the one in charge, right?"

The charter woman lifted her feet and pulled up her slippers.

With a snap, the slippers hit the protagonist's face loudly.

In every movie theater.

Netizens who saw the behind-the-scenes footage were completely stunned.

He even couldn't help but laugh and blurted out the name of a plant, "Grass..."

That featurette only retained the off-screen dialogue and the sound of slippers slapping the face, but removed the sounds of the lines.

As a result, everyone thought that the protagonist was bullied.

After watching the movie, I found that the charter woman appeared in a fierce and shrewish manner. Everyone naturally thought that the charter woman bullied the weak, and she even complained about the charter woman just now.

After a long time of turmoil, it turned out that the protagonist was the bad one, bullying the weak Jiang Bao.

The landlord is like a patriarch, protecting the tenants.

666, there are so many tricks.

Promotional behind-the-scenes are also part of your play, right?

In a movie theater in Shanghai, Tingting and her friends looked at each other and sighed.

Fortunately, they still felt sorry for the protagonist for a long time and always thought that the charter wife was a bad guy.

"I'm speechless. If you believe the propaganda of Chen Xiao's crew, I will be a dog. Last time I thought Dai Meng was an honest person, but what happened? Haha."

"Actually, they didn't lie. We guessed wrong. From this point of view, the charterer must be a hard-spoken person with a soft heart."

Tingting nodded in agreement, "That's right, the patriarch is a tough-talking but soft-hearted person. Once danger strikes, she will step forward."

"right!"

While they were chatting, the little gangster had been beaten so hard that he ran to the blacksmith shop.

He held a small firecracker and said with a vicious expression, "A cloud-piercing arrow, and thousands of troops are coming to meet you!"

After saying that, he threw the firecrackers over the wall. A rooster crows.

The gangster squinted his eyes and spoke wildly, preparing to scare the landlady into running away.

As he walked towards the door, a group of people could be seen looming on the other side of the wall.

A majestic Western orchestra suddenly sounded.

A group of men in suits and leather shoes, on the other side of the wall, also walked to the door.

The leader is none other than the second in command of the Ax Gang.

He held his smoking head and asked in a deep voice: "Who threw the firecrackers."

The gangster stepped forward and said, "One of our own, big brother." Then he pointed at the neighbors and made some nonsense.

Everyone in the Ax Gang stepped into the Pig Cage Walled City with aggressive steps.

In the sky, a heavy black cloud covered the sky above the Pig Cage Village as they walked.

The color tone of the whole picture also changed from warm yellow to cold blue.

The landlady turned around and yelled twice. When she heard the second in command calling her, she rushed back to the room at rocket speed and got into the quilt with a cigarette.

In front of the screen, Tingting was completely numb.

OK, OK, her mouth is blessed today, right? Whatever she said was wrong.

The friend touched her arm and joked: "When you encounter danger, stand up and come out."

Tingting looked at the landlady hiding in the quilt in the picture and sighed: "I give up. It seems that she is just an ordinary little person. She has loyalty but not much. Hey, I won't guess again. If you guess again, I'm a dog!"

"You seem to have guessed again."

"That's a conclusion, not a guess."

...

In the picture, the story continues.

The second in command just wanted to chop the sauce and fried, and the next moment he appeared in the iron bucket, and the whole person was broken in half.

This time, the real arrows piercing the clouds appeared.

Thousands of soldiers and horses marched towards the fortress like zombies, holding axes in their right hands.

All the neighbors were dragged to the flat ground of the fortress, including Ah Zhen who was listening to the record "Wo Wang Liao Xi Jiao" (Wo Wang Liao Jin Xiao) and applying lipstick.

The Axe Gang dragged out a pair of siblings and poured a bucket of kerosene on them.

The boss, Brother Chen, showed a mouthful of teeth that was darker than the boss of the Crocodile Gang, and flicked the lighter with his fingers.

"Who did it? I'll count to three. One, two..."

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