Diamond Company Shoots Commercials, You Shoot Titanic

Chapter 174: Zero Harm, Maximum Insult

"Go through fire and water, Brother Chen."

As soon as the protagonist finished speaking.

The camera turned and a plaque appeared on the screen: Abnormal Human Research Center.

In front of the screen, the corners of a boy's mouth rose quickly.

He took out his mobile phone, took a photo, and looked at the picture on the phone, and a scene emerged in his mind.

I will photoshop the name of the school when I go back! Hahaha.

It is worthy of being a comedy, with endless material.

As the protagonist entered the Abnormal Human Research Center, the audience's heart was hanging.

In the picture, the protagonist slowly walked towards the iron gate, his hands were sweaty, and he poked the door open with a wire.

The audience held their breath.

Be prepared for the protagonist to be slapped against the wall or to be strangled by the neck.

Two seconds later, the door opened in the picture.

A bald old man was squatting on the toilet. The old man was slightly stunned and covered his butt with a newspaper.

The four eyes met, and there was silence.

A low laugh inexplicably sounded in the screening room.

Many viewers and the Axe Gang also raised the same question: Didn't they find the wrong person?

But soon, with the sound of a gunshot and the sound of a bullet falling to the ground, the Axe Gang and all the audience were shocked.

The sound of the suona in "The Order of the General" rang out, and the momentum immediately rose to another level.

"Fuck, so cool!"

"Brother Chen looks as steady as an old dog, but he is actually very nervous."

"To be honest, I played like this when I was alive."

"Dad, I want to learn this."

"Shut up, I want to learn it too!"

"Is Director Chen's cat called Huoyun? Damn, I'm so afraid that he will meow in the next second, haha."

"Damn! You've ruined my momentum."

...

Huoyun Evil God glanced at Brother Chen with disdain.

He didn't care about this gang at all. The reason he talked to them for a while was because he felt the breath of a peerless master.

He kicked his leg and opened a path directly in the casino. He jumped like a toad and came to the landlord who was looking for the Axe Gang to settle accounts.

Facing the provocation of Fire Cloud Evil God, the landlady held a cigarette in her mouth with a firm look in her eyes, "Since ancient times, good and evil cannot coexist. If I don't go to hell, who will?"

The protagonist stood among the Axe Gang's brothers, his eyes fixed on the landlady, motionless, as if something had taken root in his heart.

The good and evil sides soon fought.

The evil god had unparalleled martial arts, but because he underestimated the enemy, he was defeated by the Lion's Roar skill blessed by the loudspeaker.

Although the Lion's Roar skill was strong, the landlord was ambushed because he forgave the enemy.

The three of them fought in close combat, their limbs locked together and unable to move.

Just when the two sides were deadlocked, Brother Chen came out.

He handed the wooden stick to the protagonist, "K him!"

Brother Chen urged in his ear like brainwashing: "Hit the head", "Hit the head", "Become famous", "Hit him", "Hit his mother", "Hit him"

The protagonist agreed, but he was slow to act, and every word he agreed seemed to be struggling in his heart.

Just when Brother Chen urged him for the last time, his eyes changed.

He hit Brother Chen with a stick.

"Do you want to hit him or his mother? You've made me so confused!" He said, swinging the stick and hitting Brother Chen's forehead hard.

Brother Chen covered his forehead, screamed and fell backwards, blood flowing from his head.

The protagonist's expression changed, as if he had realized something and suddenly felt relieved.

He turned around, just like when he shouted "Let go of that girl", he took action, swung the stick, and hit the head of the Fire Cloud Evil God hard.

...

In the Magnolia Cinema in Magic City.

Next to the family of three, a young man murmured: "Ah? The protagonist's halo exploded here? How did he suddenly become a good person?"

His companion whispered: "There was a foreshadowing before. When he met that girl, the kindness in his heart had been awakened."

"Then he joined the Axe Gang?"

"Well, it's necessary for the plot. It doesn't matter, just watch it for fun!"

The woman pouted.

Two little fools!

I didn't watch the movie carefully at all!

The landlady said, if I don't go to hell, who will? This sentence inspired the protagonist!

The old beggar also said this sentence before.

However, she still didn't agree...

Going to hell, three words are easy to say. Just rely on willpower to endure?

She is a human, not a fairy. Can such heavy overtime work, just going to hell as a sacrifice, be passed over in one stroke?

Just when the audience laughed and wondered, the plot ushered in an explosion.

The Fire Cloud Evil God was completely angry!

Before, he didn't show his strength, and the axe helped his younger brother to test him. He didn't care, just like teasing a kitten or a puppy.

But now, he has shown his peerless strength, and this ant dares to provoke him.

The attack power is not strong, but the insult is very strong.

The Fire Cloud Evil God grabbed the protagonist, punched him directly in the heart, and smashed his head into the ground with another punch.

"Why are you hitting me?"

However, the protagonist, who should have been biologically dead, grabbed a small wooden stick with trembling hands, and raised his hand to hit Huoyun Evil God on the forehead amid the tragic music, making a crisp sound.

With zero damage and full insult, Huoyun Evil God punched again, one punch after another.

After three punches, Huoyun Evil God suddenly realized, where are the two masters?

Looking back, the two disappeared, and looking back again, he found that the ant who insulted him also disappeared on the spot.

On the other side, the landlord and the landlady took the protagonist to escape desperately.

In front of the Buddha statue in the fortress, facing the question of the landlady "What other wishes do you have?", he raised his hand and drew a lollipop.

In the medicine shop.

The protagonist was wrapped like a butterfly pupa and lay on the ground.

The camera cut, a butterfly broke out of the pupa, spread its wings and flew over the head of the Fire Cloud Evil God.

The final battle is about to begin!

In front of the screen, the woman looked at the protagonist in white clothes, standing firmly on the side of justice, and her heart moved, and her eyes were wet again.

But this time, she smiled and wet her eyes.

Under the baptism of hell, the protagonist opened up the Ren and Du meridians and broke out of the cocoon and became a butterfly.

She covered her mouth and turned her head to her husband and said: "This may be saying that everyone has experienced the most painful time, which is the nutrition, and no experience is in vain, right?"

The darkest time is to let oneself break out of the cocoon and become a butterfly.

It is similar to Pushkin's "If Life Deceives You", but it is more realistic and more heartwarming.

The husband nodded, "It can indeed be understood that way."

The wife frowned slightly, "It can also be understood that way? Is there any other explanation?"

At the same time, in the private theater of the Wushu Association.

The vice president frowned and sighed: "Isn't this cheating? It's a fairy tale."

Kuang Shaoyi snorted coldly, "Shut up! You can watch it or not."

"I didn't say it was not good. But it is essentially a tragedy. If the protagonist was not a martial arts genius, it would have ended just now."

Chapter 174/522
33.33%
Diamond Company Shoots Commercials, You Shoot TitanicCh.174/522 [33.33%]