589 The Most Useful Tool Man in the World
Tang Hao really doesn’t know what kind of alliance these old girls are playing, but after all, women’s hearts are at the bottom of their minds. From the “corpse” that have appeared one after another before, it can be found that the winner of this battle royale is bound to be only one.
As soon as the wedding dress comes out, all plans will be thrown into chaos!
So after seeing the wedding dress being taken out by Ji Yingji, Tang Hao knew that his opportunity had come.
In fact, Tang Hao really didn't want to compete with these women for the wedding dress, because once the wedding dress fell into his hands, the crowd would get angry, and he might be beaten to death by these hungry women, but he blocked himself all the way. His aura was hidden in the grass, and no one knew about it. When everyone swarmed up, Yu Ji exploded again, her wedding dress was lifted up by the ripples of the explosion, and she flew high like a bird. , and old girls, you pull me, I pull you, and you don’t let others grab what you can’t get. At this time, although Tang Ritian is the furthest away from the divorce, he is also the closest...
Facing such an opportunity, it's like a beautiful woman taking off her clothes and looking at you. This is not enough, is it a man?
Tang Ritian is a man, so he exploded instantly without saying a word!
Among these people, Tang Hao was definitely not the fastest, but his instantaneous explosive power allowed him to surpass everyone in a short time, and then he reached forward to grab it - his wonderful hand was empty!
Tang Hao has not used this skill much since he got it from Misaka Mikoto one time, because it is a non-combat skill and can only be used for stealing. Of course, Tang Hao, who calls himself a gentleman, does not bother to do this. thing, but he has never stopped training to improve this skill, because the advancement of Miaoshou Kongkong can greatly improve the flexibility of his hands, and his One-Sword Shura requires such a pair of skillful hands.
Now, his hands are even more flexible than the thief Marisa. As soon as his hands reached out, before he could grab the wedding dress, the air stirred up by his fingertips rolled up the wedding dress, making it look like a wedding dress. Just like flying here on its own.
After getting the wedding dress, Tang Hao couldn't help but feel proud and felt an unprecedented sense of accomplishment in his heart.
After all, his opponents were not just one or two, some were at the same level as him, some were stronger than him, and even his wife. Faced with so many people competing for him, he came out on top in the end, as if he had taken the victory from his wife. It was as if he had robbed private money from the house, and his inflated sense of accomplishment made him roar loudly.
In an instant, all the people pulling below stopped and stared at him eagerly.
"Tang Hao?"
"Tang Ritian!"
"Why are you here too?"
"What kind of wedding dress are you trying to steal as a man?"
"Give it to me quickly!"
After a brief pause, these old girls roared one after another.
Tang Hao frowned, and then shouted: "Shut up!"
Following this roar, a powerful aura emerged, and everyone shut up. Even Feng Jian Yuxiang and Shiki Yingji, who were not far away, turned their heads curiously.
Hey, they were all frightened?
Unexpectedly, his domineering aura was so useful. Even Tang Hao was slightly startled, but soon he straightened his face and said sternly: "You people, fighting for a wedding dress, have ruined Gensokyo." All lives are devastated and the war continues. This happened because of me but it was not what I wanted. Now that the wedding dress has returned to its original owner, this farce should be over, what do you think?"
After hearing this, everyone looked at each other and remained silent.
The Santu River boundary ushered in silence again.
But in less than two seconds...
"Go to hell and give me the wedding dress!"
After two seconds of silence, Fujiwara Meihong was the first to kill Tang Hao.
This once illegitimate daughter of a noble family became a human being who gained immortality by accidentally taking the medicine of Penglai. During the thousands of years of immortality, she lived a life like a monster. She gradually forgot about the thought of being a human being and only had feelings for her. Kaguya's hostility has lasted for thousands of years, and seems to have turned into an obsession. She has nothing to seek except fighting with Kaguya.
This is how it should be, but as the only man in Gensokyo and Youmu, she may still retain a trace of girlishness deep in her heart.
So, driven by the girl's heart, the flames in her body burned blazingly, and even her physical body seemed to be burned away in a dream, and she turned into a huge turkey in an instant... Oh no, Phoenix!
Grass!
Tang Hao's expression changed immediately. Didn't he promise that all the girls would surrender once the king showed up? This is different from what was promised. In what way is Tang Ritian inferior to Long Aotian?
Tang Hao was shocked. He couldn't bear such a girl's heart. Just as he was about to retreat, suddenly, a jade branch turned into a big tree in mid-air, and smashed the phoenix down. The phoenix screamed and fell to the ground. On the ground, the flames on her body quickly extinguished, and she turned into a girl again in an instant.
Tang Hao was stunned for a moment, and suddenly he understood the allusion in the legend. This was probably the so-called phoenix that landed on the ground is not as good as a chicken.
"Kaguya..."
Fujiwara Meihong was lying on the ground, looking like she was gnashing her teeth, but Kaguya didn't look at her, but stared at Tang Hao. This made Meihong's heart feel empty, as if she felt abandoned.
"Tang Ritian, do you still remember the agreement between you and me?" Kaguya looked at Tang Hao with deep affection, "I lent you the Penglai Jade Sword that day. You said that we are just like Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min, and you owe me an agreement. , now is the time for you to repay, give me the wedding dress, and you and I will be cleared."
Tang Hao frowned. The deep love of others is really deep love. Kaguya's deep love is either his own illusion or Kaguya's acting skills. He must not be careless, and... I never said that we are like Zhang Wuji and Zhao Min. , isn’t that what you said!
"Despicable!" Before Tang Hao could reply, Remilia shouted angrily, "Penglai people, we are committing an honest robbery now. If you want to rob, just rob. What you rob is yours. Everyone speaks by strength, but you use It is against the rules to agree on such a shameless method."
"That's right, we all agreed to grab it together. Whoever breaks the contract first will be the dog!" Naju Tianzi nodded repeatedly.
Kaguya looked serious and didn't say a word, but she thought in her heart: If you get the wedding dress, it's a dog. Whoever grabs it with you, there are more of you now. I won't refute for the time being, I just hope that Ritian will be bright-eyed and obediently offer the wedding dress.
Although Ritian is bright-eyed, he knows better that by offering the wedding dress to Kaguya, he will offend more people.
For the sake of my life, I will definitely not hand over the wedding dress. If I find an opportunity, I will run away and see if you can repay me quickly!
Everyone didn't speak, but they were secretly scheming. No one dared to take action again. After all, Meihong was a lesson learned from the past. At this time, whoever takes action first would be attacked by others. Before they were absolutely sure, they all chose to wait and see what happens. .
Among them, Tang Hao was the most uneasy, because he found that these people looked at him like predators staring at their prey. Yakumo Lan's eyes flickered, staring behind him... This was to prevent his escape. Have the routes been calculated?
Tang Hao immediately did not dare to move. Among these people, he was the only one he could not defeat in one-on-one battles than Ju Taozi. Even if the others could not be defeated, it would not be difficult for him to escape, but if he moved, the other side would not be able to defeat him. Let’s talk about the rules of the rivers and lakes, and attack in groups.
What chilled Tang Hao the most was that even Yu Ji and Shatiao Aige no longer looked at him with gentle eyes, one was more fierce than the other. Yu Ji can still understand, after all, she has taken such a scapegoat, but what happened to Shatiao Aige? Did this little girl really believe the interview in the newspaper and think that she could become a bride if she grabbed a wedding dress?
Tang Hao frowned secretly. Although he was lucky enough to grab the wedding dress, he has now become the target of public criticism. He cannot win in a fight or escape. What should he do?
"Haha, it seems you are in trouble..." At this moment, a faint laughter suddenly came from below. Tang Hao looked down and saw not far away, there was a faint smile on Feng Jian Youxiang's face. , the closed parasol was raised upwards, "As a teacher and disciple, I will help you a little."
As the words fell, the light on the tip of the umbrella flashed.
boom!
A bright light cannon suddenly blasted out, and the moment it was shot, it split into seven or eight beams of light and shot towards Kaguya and others.
"Feng Jian Yuxiang!"
"What are you doing?"
"Stop!"
Everyone was furious, but they had to hide. In an instant, the siege they had formed faintly collapsed.
Tang Hao's eyes suddenly lit up, he found a gap and rushed out without hesitation.
"True love!"
At the same time, Tang Hao's face was full of emotion. The wedding dress was in Feng Jian Youxiang's hands before, but she didn't wear it herself. Instead, she wanted to take it to the other side and bring happiness to the hell civil servants who lived a boring life. First of all It is a selfless spirit. But now, when she was in danger, instead of grabbing the wedding dress, she helped herself out of trouble. What is this if not true love?
Tang Hao was moved to the point of chattering, but his feet did not stop at all, and he quickly flew into the distance.
"do not run!"
A familiar voice came from behind. The first one to chase after her was Momoko Hina. She was the strongest in the grass group. When she was attacked by Yuka Kazami, she instinctively chose to dodge, but she soon realized He was thick-skinned, so he caught a magic cannon with his face, and with the help of the magic cannon's power, he was now only a few dozen meters away from Tang Hao.
"Taozi..." Tang Hao spoke while running.
"My name is not Taozi!"
"Okay Taozi, I have a question for you."
"what is the problem?"
"Would you love me if I put on a wedding dress?"
"Well?"
Taozi was stunned. Taking this opportunity, Tang Hao quickly threw a flash bomb backwards. The dazzling light made her instinctively close her eyes, and her pursuit stopped because of this. When she opened her eyes again, Tang Hao had already It flew hundreds of meters away.
"How dare you lie to me? Stop!"
The emperor was furious. While chasing him, he picked a peach from his hat and stuffed it into his mouth to replenish his strength.
At the same time, others were also chasing after them. They had been blocked by Feng Jian Youxiang's tracking magic cannon and fell one step behind. Now they finally got rid of it, and a group of people suddenly pursued Tang Hao vigorously.
In Santu River, only Feng Jian Youxiang and Shiki Yingji did not move.
Shiki Yingji withdrew her distant gaze, looked at Feng Jian Youxiang, and asked puzzledly: "Why should you help him? Don't you want a wedding dress?"
"I'm not interested in wedding dresses..." Feng Jian Youxiang shook her head and smiled, "Actually, it's not that I'm not interested. I quite like that wedding dress. It has a very strong appeal to women and is a symbol of beauty. It can also evoke women’s inner pursuit and desire for beauty.”
"In that case..."
"That's why I don't need it, or I don't need it yet." Feng Jian Youxiang squinted her eyes, looking scheming, "The wedding dress belongs to Tang Hao. If I help him get out now, he will definitely be grateful to me. No matter what good thing he comes up with, if it is what I need, I will have priority. And whether it is you or me, once you get the wedding dress, it will be difficult for others to snatch it away, but Tang Hao is different. I will continue to hunt him down, and it will definitely be more exciting next time, isn’t it?”
Shiki Yingji's eyes suddenly widened and she was speechless.
"It is indeed a thousand-year-old fairy!"
It took a long time for her to hold back a sentence.
…
"These guys are really tough."
In order to facilitate his escape, and at the same time to avoid the inexplicable attraction that the wedding dress continued to release, Tang Hao had already put the wedding dress into his favorites, but the old girls behind him did not give up chasing him, and even stood aside While chasing him, he threatened him, making Tang Hao restless.
"These people are really going too far. The wedding dress is obviously mine, and now I want it to be returned to its original owner. Is there anything wrong with that? You people..."
Tang Hao grumbled and wanted to curse a few words behind him, but as soon as he turned around, he saw several familiar figures already very close to him, and Remilia even took away her scarlet spear. When he came out, Tang Hao was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.
Damn it, I'm going to be caught up if this keeps up!
Tang Hao believed that once he was caught up, not only would he have to hand over his wedding dress, but he might also be beaten up. And after these people grab the wedding dress, they will definitely continue to fight, and it will be endless... In other words, the main reason he came to Gensokyo this time was for Kotama's affairs, and he took a look at Illya, but now she has become This look is so messy, does it really allow people to rest?
correct!
Suddenly, Tang Hao's heart lit up.
Although this innocent wedding dress triggered a rare wedding dress war in Gensokyo, not everyone tried their best to get it. For example, Kazami Yuka, she had no desire to wear it, and Shiki Ying Ji, in order to prevent Feng Jian Yuxiang from taking the wedding dress to the other side, not only came to the Santu River to intercept, but even took the initiative to fight Feng Jian Yuxiang.
Although I don’t know the reason, what is certain is that the attraction of wedding dresses varies from person to person. The more powerful people are, the more able they are to resist the temptation of wedding dresses. Maybe it also has a relationship with state of mind and identity... Just like Feng Jian At least Tang Hao couldn't imagine Youxiang and Shiji Yingji looking shy in their wedding dresses.
In that case——
Thinking of this, Tang Hao quickly took out his mobile phone, pressed Jian Rufei, and sent a signal to the tool man.
"Zi Mei, save me!"
The most useful tool person in the world is none other than Zimei!