You Guys Really Know How to Play in the Second Dimension

587 Tang Ritian Joins the War

Roman still has some conscience.

This group of male beasts in the chat room, because they were bitched by me while playing mahjong, they went around making up gossip about themselves. It was simply heinous. Only Roman, the first thing he did when he came to Gensokyo was to report the news to him. He was really a conscience among consciences... ...On this point, Tang Hao decided to summon the Queen of Sheba to reward him if he had the opportunity in the future.

Of course, the question now is how to solve the inexplicable thing called wedding dress war.

"I'm sitting at home, and the pot comes from the sky. I'm even more unjust than Tokiomi!"

Tang Hao muttered as he rushed out of the Eternal Pavilion, hoping to recover the wedding dress before things worsened.

According to Roman, Kaguya and Yuji thought... no, they slandered that he took out the wedding dress to open a harem in Gensokyo... In fact, he really wanted to do this. He not only wanted to open a harem in Gensokyo, but also wanted to open a harem in Gensokyo. Opening a harem, opening a harem in the moonlight, opening a harem in a date, opening a harem in many, many worlds, but just thinking about it, just like a daydream, many people have also fantasized about robbing banks and robbing cash trucks. , get rich overnight and reach the pinnacle of life, and throw themselves into the arms of beautiful young models, but not many people would actually do this kind of thing, and daydreaming is not illegal!

He just imagined it in his heart, is this too much?

It’s not too much!

But it's good now. A ridiculous thing has been spread all over the place, which has damaged his reputation. What if all the girls in Gensokyo think so, grab the wedding dress and come to marry him? What should he do? To marry or not to marry?

If girls like Alice and Sanae were more virtuous, it would be easier to say that they would marry him if they softened their hearts, but if even a big shot like Yuka Kazami was deceived, crying and shouting that she wanted to marry him ,不娶要挨揍,娶了可能被家暴……唉,男人太有魅力也不是一件好事啊。

boom!

Just when Tang Hao was fantasizing for no reason, an explosion suddenly sounded in the distance. In an instant, boundless blood surged upwards. Even the dusk seemed to be dyed red, and there seemed to be faint screams.

"This explosion..."

Tang Hao's brows twitched, he looked so familiar!

He had seen such explosions more than once or twice. He immediately manifested two wings and sped up to fly forward.

Tang Hao's flying ability is actually based on the second soul. When he merges with the second soul, part of it will turn into light wings, providing him with powerful maneuverability, but after the second soul turns into a physical body After that, he has not yet tried to merge with the light, so these wings are manifested through his power.

The style is similar to the previous light wing, but the quality is a few notches lower and the speed is not as fast.

So, when Tang Hao arrived, it was already a minute later.

One minute seems very fast, but for experts, there are so many things that can be done during this time, especially in a race against time like the wedding dress war. The person who grabs the wedding dress will definitely retreat as soon as possible, so , Tang Hao did not see a familiar figure nearby.

However, there was a figure lying there near the center of the explosion.

Tang Hao flew forward and pulled away the gravel, weeds and other explosive rubbish from the man's body. He turned over and saw that it was Dongfeng Valley Sanae... In fact, this is not surprising. He was wearing a witch costume and long green hair. Well, you can guess who it is even without looking at their face. After all, everyone in Gensokyo who can be named has very distinctive features.

In many anime, because everyone has the same style of painting, you have to tell who is who by their hair color or hairstyle, but in Gensokyo, because everyone has unique external features, you can tell them at a glance.

For example, Qin Xin, because this is the only person wearing a mask in the fantasy, you can tell her identity when you see the mask. But when she takes off the mask, people who don't know think it's Xiao Yuan.

Sanae lay motionless on the ground, looking as if she was dead. Tang Hao picked her up and touched her face, which was still warm.

Bet fifty cents, there must be someone here who wants to take advantage of the heat, but he, Tang Ritian, is a gentleman with a serious face. He moved his hand down and measured her chest to make sure that her heart was still beating, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

Although these girls in Gensokyo look like pretty girls, in fact, they are all rough-skinned and thick-skinned. Even a real girl like Sanae has incredibly strong defense. She will be defeated, but she can be killed if she wants to. It was very difficult. After all, many people had been beaten all day long and had developed immunity long ago, so Tang Hao's action of detecting her heartbeat was actually a bit redundant.

Tang Hao originally wanted to use artificial respiration to wake her up and ask about the whereabouts of the wedding dress, but he hesitated and finally gave up this tempting idea. After all, people in Gensokyo are very discerning, so if someone accidentally sees her , it would be bad to be misunderstood as taking advantage of someone's situation, and then spread the word to others, and his reputation in his lifetime would be completely ruined.

In the end, Tang Hao could only regretfully discard Sanae on the ground and move on.

If the person who defeated Sanae was really Yu Ji, then she wouldn't be able to get very far, and the wedding dress is most likely in her hands. Then when she finds Yu Ji, this farce will be over.

Along the way, Tang Hao discovered many people who were abandoned on the battlefield after being defeated, such as Alice, Erza, Youmu and others. He did not investigate them one by one, but he felt it was a pity... This situation , even if he went to pick up corpses, he would still be able to pick up a bunch of wives.

Resisting the urge to pick up corpses, Tang Hao contacted the people in the chat room while looking for the wedding dress, trying to get some clues from them, but unexpectedly, none of them paid any attention to him, even if he used the authority of the administrator to threaten.

Even Asuna, who usually called the president affectionately to him, had no reaction at the moment.

"These women seem to be really crazy. Do they think I'm going to steal the wedding dress?" Knowing that these people were guarding him, Tang Hao was speechless, "Damn it, if I wait until I put on the wedding dress, what will happen?" Is it because you show off your beauty?"

Tang Hao secretly despised it and continued to explore.

Gensokyo, which was originally bustling with excitement, seemed strangely quiet at the moment. More and more people were defeated and left on the road. Tang Hao even saw Patchouli.

"This guy was also eliminated. He was really cruel." Tang Hao squatted on the ground and poked Pat Qiuli's baby-fat face. He had no intention of waking her up. After all, Pa Qiuli was still quite strong. , if he really wants to regard himself as an opponent, he will be in trouble.

However, he somewhat understood why Gensokyo suddenly became quiet. After all, even people of Patchouli's level had been eliminated, so the "corpse" he saw was probably only part of it. In other words, the remaining Those who come down are the strong ones.

A battle between strong men will definitely make more noise, but with fewer people, the survivors will be more cautious, especially the one holding the wedding dress now. She will definitely not dare to show up, otherwise she will become the target of public criticism.

Both hunters and prey chose to lurk, which is why Gensokyo is so quiet.

"If I guessed correctly, Kaguya should be the only one left alive in the chat room... I didn't see Asuna's 'body', but she should have been eliminated as well. In this case, I can't blame her. Replying to my message… is such a shame.”

Tang Hao said, shaking his head helplessly.

It was obviously the chat room that initiated the battle for the wedding dress. As a result, almost all the members of the chat room have withdrawn. Even the natives of Gensokyo couldn't defeat them. It was really an embarrassment to him, the administrator.

After a while, Tang Hao came to the foot of Monster Mountain. Here, he quickly met an acquaintance, an acquaintance that made him grit his teeth - Shemei Maruwen!

"Well you paparazzi, I finally caught you!"

Tang Hao secretly gritted his teeth, thinking that things would develop to this point, causing his reputation to suffer, and Kaguya would take part of the blame, but the initiator was Shemei Maruwen. If it weren't for her fabricated interview, he would still be playing in the Eternal Pavilion now. With the air conditioner on, eating rabbit meat, and happily playing mahjong, how could you run out and steal a wedding dress from someone else?

Moreover, even those at Patchouli's level have been eliminated, and there will definitely be no one left that is easy to deal with, maybe even Reimu... Reimu's rough-skinned and fleshy guys, it won't matter even if they get blasted a few times. , you have to be careful if you have thin skin and tender meat.

"Anyway, let's take revenge on this dog reporter first."

Tang Hao muttered in a low voice and quietly approached, but after taking a few steps, he suddenly increased his speed and jumped in front of Sheming Wanwen...

"Sure enough, this guy was knocked unconscious." Tang Hao was a little lucky, but also a little regretful, "They say dogs have the best noses, but she didn't react when I got close to her. It turned out that she had been knocked unconscious a long time ago. She deserved it. "

Having said that, Tang Hao's face became a little more wary.

Sheming Wanwen's strength is very strong. Coupled with her speed, she is almost at the T2 level. This is why Tang Hao has to approach quietly. Otherwise, if the other party wants to run away, he will never be able to catch up. But now she is silent. Got killed.

Tang Hao looked her up and down. The reason why she fainted was that she was punched in the stomach. There was only one punch, and there were no obvious injuries on other parts... This was a bit fierce.

"Could it be Feng Jian Yuxiang?" Tang Hao frowned. This person could knock down Shemeimaru Fumi with one punch. He was definitely at the same level as Feng Jian Yuxiang. He probably only needed one punch, or at most two punches, to hit himself.

"Forget it, don't worry about it for now."

Although Sheming Wanwen has been defeated, it does not mean that he will give up revenge. Shaking his head, Tang Hao took out a few ropes from his collection and hung Sheming Wanwen on a tree nearby. It looked a bit indecent. , there was still some temptation, and then he took out his SLR and started shooting wildly.

"I finally got the handle. With these photos, I can also publish news in the future, just call it Daily Daily. At worst, we will hurt each other. Of course, if she is obedient and promotes some of my good character, I don't have to publish the photos. Come out...wait, isn't this a ** routine?"

Tang Hao suddenly felt hot. Looking at Sheming Wanwen's body hanging in the air, he hesitated for a minute and finally gave up the idea of ​​taking a nude photo of her.

When Tang Hao put away the camera, a faint roaring sound suddenly came from deep in the passage on the left.

"That's... Santu River. No way, that's where they all went?"

Tang Hao's expression changed. The Santu River in Gensokyo is the boundary between life and death. There are a large number of undead. Although most of the undead are relatively low-level, they are large in number and will attack the living indiscriminately. Therefore, for ordinary people, It is an extremely dangerous place. Once you enter the Santu River, you will basically not be able to come back.

Although powerful monsters or humans can resist the temptation of the undead, the boundary between life and death does exist after all, and they will be affected if they stay for a long time. In short, it is an unpleasant place.

Tang Hao, an expert in art, was bold but fearless. He rushed over quickly without much hesitation, passing through the Zhongyou Road. Soon he came to the entrance of Santu River. Then he stopped and hid in the nearby grass. Inside, shield your own breath.

He had to hide because there were two people confronting him in front of him.

There are two green-haired people, one is holding a parasol and has a leisurely temperament, and the other is holding a judgment talisman and has a serious expression.

The wind smells the fragrance.

Shiki Yingji.

"Let me go, these two people actually met. Is there another reenactment of Hua Yingzhong?" Tang Hao carefully hid and muttered to himself. The two people were confronting each other, which was obviously a precursor to a fight. He did not dare to go up and join in the fun.

Tang Hao observed quietly, and suddenly found that the grass not far away moved slightly, and he could vaguely see the corner of the wings... Remilia?

So he held his breath and concentrated, spread out his perception field, browsed the nearby locations, and then... one, two, three, four... Soon, Tang Hao's face darkened.

Not only Remilia, he also found Kaguya, Hina Ai, Fujiwara Meibei, Yuyuko, Yakumo Ai, and Yuki in the nearby grass, as well as Sajo Aika, and even Asu. Nadu is here!

The emperor likes to make trouble so much, why doesn't he join in the fun?

Meihong actually hides honestly?

Didn't Yuyouzi go on a date with Lao Zi?

Why is Shatiao Aige here?

Won't Yakumo Lan go home and eat fried tofu?

The strangest thing is, Asuna is still alive? And he's still hiding with Yu Ji?

What the hell is going on?

And where did everyone else go? Where's Little Guanghui? Where's Reimu? Who owns the wedding dress?

For a moment, countless question marks arose in Tang Hao's mind, and he felt that the situation here was extremely weird.

And this group of people is really despicable. They knew full well that Feng Jian Yuxiang would soon have a conflict with Shiki Yingji, so they all hid and did not show up. They probably wanted to wait until the two of them were both hurt before going out to take advantage.

Damn, that’s so mean!

Can you please have some facial expressions?

Tang Hao cursed secretly, then shrank back and hid even more tightly.

Except for Asuna, who is really weak, all the people here are above T2, and there are two T1 ones, Kazami Yuuka and Shiki Ehime. Whoever goes out will die... Without the protection of the root, even Shajo Even Aige may not be able to withstand it, and Bi Naju Tianzi, who is at the bottom of T1, may also be beaten.

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