You Guys Really Know How to Play in the Second Dimension

578 A Murder Caused by a Wedding Dress (4000 Two-in-One)

Just when Tang Hao was thinking about how to beat up these laughing guys and then put wedding dresses on them, Erza suddenly stepped forward, her eyes reluctantly shifted from the wedding dress to Tang Hao, and then Give me your blue heart.

"Tang Hao, I think this wedding dress is not suitable for you. Why don't we change it? Look at this Blue Heart. Not only does it feel good, it is also a rare magic-breaking sword. What do you think? Do you want to exchange it? "

Erza had a calm expression and spoke calmly, but there was a hint of enthusiasm in her eyes.

exchange?

Tang Hao couldn't help but was stunned. He really hadn't thought of this method before, because in those krypton gold mobile games used to cheat money, the cards are bound to the account. If it can be exchanged, then the extra Kong Ming can be used Exchange the stupid hair that others don't need, or use my five treasures to exchange the one treasure that I don't have for a Jie brother that I don't have. In this way, everyone can get what they need, and everyone can fill the picture book.

However, if a card-drawing game fills up the picture book so easily, the capitalists will make a lot less money.

Therefore, the result of our card drawing often becomes like this: Do you want to draw a green crook in Skadi's pool? Okay, golden light, colorful circle, five treasures and Kongming! I don't want anything else, I just want Angelina, but it turns out there are colorful circles, colorful circles, a bunch of angels and Charmanders, screw you, why can't Zaijie escape as promised?

In the end, in order to get the cards they want, players can only spend more money in the pool, and gradually become krypton gold sows and become accustomed to it.

Evil capitalist!

However, the chat room is obviously a conscientious enterprise. The prizes drawn will not be tied to them, so mutual exchange is feasible. And it is indeed useless for him to keep this wedding dress, and it will be treated as a joke... Although it can be used to make money, he is not short of money.

"good……"

"I won't change it!" Tang Hao was about to agree, but Xiao Guanghui quickly stood in front of Tang Hao, staring at Erza as if to guard against thieves, "This is my wedding dress, I won't change it for you!"

"What are you talking about? Stop making trouble."

As soon as Tang Hao finished speaking, Xiao Guanghui turned his head and looked at him pitifully, "Dad, have you forgotten? You clearly said that when I grow up, you will put on this colorful wedding dress for me. I became the happiest bride in the world.”

flutter!

Tang Hao is an old man. When did I say such a thing?

And this is obviously a white wedding dress, how can it be colorful!

"Don't talk nonsense, I never said anything like this..." Tang Hao felt a fever behind his ears and did not dare to look at the expressions of the people around him. After all, he could be shy too.

Back in Chaldea, he dared to call Yu Ji "wife" a hundred times in front of everyone. On the one hand, it was because the scene took on a performance nature under his management, and secondly, he had the consciousness to risk his life and survive. It doesn't mean that he can do the same thing a second time.

For example, right now, it would be impossible for him to call a certain girl "wife" a hundred times.

Although the power of Xiao Guanghui's words is not as powerful as that of his wife a hundred times, the level of shame is almost the same. Xiao Guanghui's appearance is only about ten years old, but his real age is not even half a year old. It can be said that he speaks like a child, but Put it on him, I don’t know what others will think of it.

"Dad doesn't mean what he says." Xiao Guanghui's eyes were filled with tears and he looked extremely aggrieved.

"..."

There was silence all around, and Tang Hao felt that he had been tricked. Although this little Guanghui looked elegant and noble, the reality might not be like this... I remember that the Guanghui in the game was also elegant, noble and pure, but from time to time he would show off his justice. , or ridicule other people's justice. Generally speaking, it is a bit boring and sinister.

The image of Xiao Guanghui comes from the impression in my mind, so her character should be similar to the original version, and she also has the advantages of the toddler version, making her look even more quirky.

Even Tang Hao felt a little soft-hearted when he shed tears.

Well, a demon-breaking sword is of no use to him anyway.

"Forget it..." Tang Hao sighed helplessly. He finally softened his heart. Xiao Guanghui's eyes lit up and he stopped crying.

But before Tang Hao could finish his words, he suddenly felt a flash of light in front of his eyes. He looked down and saw that the Wu Gu wedding dress in his hand had disappeared, replaced by a long blue sword.

Tang Hao: "???"

"Depend on!"

"mean!"

"I knew it!"

"If the deal fails, Ming Ming robs it?"

"Stop!"

Before Tang Hao could recover, the room suddenly erupted with angry curses, and then one figure after another passed by him. When he came to his senses, in this spacious lobby, except for him and Apart from men like All Might, there was no girl left.

Even the little light flew away.

"What...what happened?" Sakata Gintoki's eyes widened.

what happen?

Needless to say, because of Xiao Guanghui's tear offensive, Tang Hao did not agree to Erza's exchange, so the other party took advantage of his unpreparedness and took away the wedding dress, leaving the blue heart to him. Then she rushed out with a whoosh, and the other girls immediately started chasing her.

Yes, it's that simple.

But Tang Hao couldn't figure it out. It was just a wedding dress, so what?

Could it be that this impeccable wedding dress is really so attractive to women?

Erza didn't know either, she only knew that when she looked at this white wedding dress, it seemed as if there was an infinite charm that deeply attracted her. Although she had not lost her mind yet, she felt that she could do anything no matter what. Determination to get what you want.

And now, this wedding dress is in her hands.

"It's so beautiful. Is this what a bride feels like?"

Erza looked at this pure white wedding dress with blurred eyes, her face full of intoxication.

In the world of Aslant, the once-famous great mage Lubod Xun once said: A woman is incomplete without wearing a wedding dress. The most beautiful moment in a woman's life is the moment she puts on the wedding dress.

Although she doesn't have a man for whom she wants to wear a wedding dress, she still has the dream of wearing a wedding dress and becoming a bride. There is even a wedding dress in the different space where she stores her armor, which she spent money on. Bought for a great price.

Of course, that is just an ordinary wedding dress. Whether it is made of materials or beautiful, it is far from being comparable to the Wujin Wedding Dress. If you want to compare it... the former is a rag, and the latter is a treasure.

And now, she finally got this wedding dress that she fell in love with at first sight.

Erza felt that she was surrounded by happiness.

However, don’t relax yet!

Erza's confused eyes regained their composure and she glanced back.

"Asshole, stop for us!"

"Wedding dress thief, don't run!"

"Kill..."

The once familiar group of friends seemed to have turned into wolves at this moment, chasing after her and shouting to kill.

Although Erza was not afraid of this, she felt a lot of pressure.

She knew that it was just a fluke that she got this wedding dress.

Tang Hao has experienced so many adventures and has long been reborn. Even including Yakumo Murasaki, he must be one of the top five in the chat room, and he may even be one of the top three, but he is definitely not among them.

Under normal circumstances, it was absolutely impossible for her to grab something from Tang Hao. It was only because Tang Hao was unprepared that she was able to grab it first. She would not have the same opportunity again.

Therefore, once she is caught by someone behind her, she is doomed.

This is also the reason why Erza did not put on the wedding dress immediately, because the wedding dress has no ability to assist in combat. Putting on the wedding dress means changing out of the fairy armor, which will greatly reduce her escape speed.

She must not be caught up!

Running back to her own world was an option she had not thought about, because the great great mage Lu Bo Dexun also said another sentence: The wolf that immediately hides back home after grabbing the food is just a weak one, and only in a pack of wolves The one who protects food in a surrounding environment is the real wolf king!

So, she must survive this war until the end, until everyone else gives up.

"Stop running, you have no chance."

Suddenly, a cold voice sounded.

Not far ahead, I saw Kuonji Yuju appearing there with an expressionless face, and said coldly, "Give up, you are already surrounded by us. If you don't want to die, just hand over the wedding dress."

Surrounded?

Erza's heart trembled, and she felt that the aura in her body had become less. Why is this happening? It was obvious that he never stopped.

"Is it...Kaguya?"

Erza said solemnly, she had fought side by side with Yuzhu, and knew that this group member did not have the speed to catch up with her, so he probably had the help of someone else, and that person was probably Kaguya.

"Now that you have guessed it, you should know that you have no chance of winning alone."

"It's really ridiculous. Kaguya has such power, but he doesn't come forward. He is clearly treating you as cannon fodder. Yuzhu, are you prepared to sacrifice yourself to help Kaguya?"

Youzhu suddenly raised his eyebrows.

She had to admit that what the other party said made sense. After all, Kaguya was the strongest among them.

but--

"I have no plans to make a wedding dress for her." Youzhu said coldly, then raised his right hand slightly, and a golden light flew forward.

Qiankun Circle!

Erza's expression immediately changed. In the previous discussion, she already knew how powerful this weapon was. Once she was trapped, there was no way she could escape.

Erza knew how powerful the Universe Circle was and didn't dare to confront it head-on. If she had the Demon-Breaking Sword in her hand, she could still resist it, but now she could only choose to avoid it. Fortunately, her Fairy Armor was best at Speed, as long as you can dodge Youzhu's ambush, it won't be difficult from now on.

However, just when Erza could barely avoid the attack from the Universe Circle, a strong sense of crisis struck her.

She turned around suddenly and saw that the Qiankun Circle that had just flown past her was clearly Yuzhu himself, staring at her with scarlet eyes, making her almost unable to move.

Magic Eye!

Erza was shocked, but what shocked her the most was Yuju's tactics.

Yuzu has a kind of transposition magic that can switch the positions of herself and her familiar. She used it when she was in Konoha. Although she used the Universe Circle to attack before, it was obviously just a bait. When Erza thought she was avoiding When it opened, Youzhu and the Qiankun Circle moved down, and the real attack came from herself.

Erza was unaware for a moment and was stared at by the evil eye, and she immediately fell into a passive state.

Erza was anxious, but Yuzu was not so happy, because her enemy was not only Erza, but also Kaguya Patchouli and others. She had to defeat Erza at the minimum cost for this to be possible. Absconding with the wedding dress.

But no matter what...

"You have been eliminated." Yuzhu said coldly, while hitting Erza with the recalled Universe Circle.

"Multiplex saturation bombardment!"

boom! !

At this moment, huge energy fell from the sky, and terrifying bombardments were shot at the two of them in a diagonal direction. Neither Yuzu nor Erza expected that they would be swallowed up by the bombardment in an instant.

"Did it?"

"Hey, stop setting up flags randomly...it seems to be empty."

"Why did you miss it? It's such a good opportunity, you idiot!"

"How did I know? You are the idiot."

In mid-air, Big Ilia flew in the air holding Little Ilia's waist. The two bickered for a while, and then Big Ilia said, "In short, it is difficult for us to compete for the wedding dress with our individual strength." To win in battle, if you want to have the last laugh, you have to cooperate. Do you still have the power to fire?"

"certainly."

"That's good. It just so happens that I have learned some new skills from sister Eirin-ah... during this period. Let's fight for it with the Holy Grail War... no, a hundred times stronger than the Holy Grail War."

"Oh! I'm going to fly, hold on tight!"

Then, the two Ilia quickly flew forward.

Forever Pavilion.

"How's the situation?"

"They won't fight, right?"

Listening to the questioning coming from below, Tang Hao put down his telescope and landed on the ground. With a look of despair on his face, he spread his hands and sighed, "It's not just a fight, those women are already crazy."

"crazy?"

"Can that wedding dress still brainwash people?"

"Brainwashing is not necessary." Tang Hao shook his head, "But if I guess correctly, the attraction of that wedding dress to women should be able to arouse the purest desires in their hearts, so it becomes like this?"

"You call that innocence?" Sakata Gintoki pointed into the distance with a surprised look on his face.

Tang Hao rolled his eyes at him, "Wanting to put on a wedding dress and become a bride, isn't this the most innocent desire of a woman in the second dimension?"

Sakata Gintoki was speechless.

Kirito was a little worried, "Then what should we do now? They won't cause trouble, right?"

"Let them fight, they won't die anyway." Tang Hao shook his head. He didn't want to get involved in this kind of thing. After all, those women were crazy. Women are not rational creatures, let alone crazy ones. , if he dares to get involved, he is guaranteed to be killed first.

Even one-on-one, he may not be Kaguya's opponent, let alone that group!

"But that's fine. Anyway, I want to fish for a while recently, so let them go. As for us..." Tang Hao looked forward and pointed, "I, All Might, Kirito, Gintoki , Yadou, Zoro, Jiuzhen... there are seven of us here, let's go play mahjong and wait for Roman to come, we can just make two tables together."

Everyone: "..."

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