580 Big News From Gensokyo (2-in-1)

Tang Hao and the others had a great time playing mahjong. Although they didn't gamble, they didn't have to gamble to play. They could also bet on rabbits.

There are many meat rabbits raised in Eternal Pavilion. These meat rabbits absorb spiritual energy and grow strong, but unfortunately they cannot develop spiritual intelligence and are just ordinary rabbits after all. It's like many monsters in Gensokyo are transformed from animals, such as big raccoons, small bats, night sparrows, etc. These animals become monsters when they have strength and intelligence, but they cannot give birth to intelligence. Yes, they are just animals.

Animals and monsters are different.

The same is true for these meat rabbits in Eternal Pavilion. If they cannot develop spiritual intelligence, they can only be used as food.

Although Suzusen strongly opposed it, it was of no use. Rabbit meat hot pot was still very popular in Gensokyo, and occasionally even idiots like Reimu would come to have fun with the autumn breeze.

Of course, the animals in Gensokyo are very strong, even if they are at the bottom of the food chain. More than a million words ago, even Yuriten couldn't defeat them, and these meat rabbits sometimes get together with monster rabbits, and they have no ability. It is still quite difficult for people who want to put them on the dining table.

Anyway, idle time is idle, so Tang Hao proposed that in a south wind battle, whoever loses all the points first will go to the back mountain of Eternal Pavilion to catch meat rabbits for everyone. After all, playing mahjong consumes a lot of energy. Usually, It was also rare to have rabbit meat to eat, so everyone agreed.

The first to lose everything was Sakata Gintoki.

This guy always questioned Tang Hao for cheating. Tang Hao also had a temper, so he stared at him throughout the game. As a result, in the third round, Tang Hao sent him flying out of the galaxy with one serve, and everything was explained!

Willing to admit defeat, Sakata Gintoki could only mention Lake Toya and run to the back mountain.

After that, Zoro took his place at the table. However, Zoro was a swordsman and was not very good at fighting, so he invited Kirito to be his strategist. As soon as the two of them got together at the mahjong table, the Landlord team dispersed and they were all alone. All Might had no choice but to contact Roman again at Tang Hao's request.

That guy Roman was procrastinating. Tang Hao also knew what was going on.

Chaldea's third singularity was opened.

Although Olga Marie, the arrogant director, is still alive in this world line, things in Chaldea are still very busy. After all, the hope of the entire human race is on them, and Roman can't get away for a while, at least. We have to wait for the situation to stabilize temporarily, which will probably take half a day.

Tang Hao had nothing to say about this matter, and he had no idea about going to Chaldea to help.

In his opinion, the first four of the seven singularities that save humanity, except for five, six, and seven, are given as gifts. The enemy camp at the third singularity has Uncle B, which is relatively difficult, but in fact That's it.

Besides, isn’t there still that old liar Merlin in Chaldea?

In fact, now Tang Hao somewhat understands Merlin's idea of ​​laziness. After all, the last master of mankind is Gudazi and not anyone else. Gudazi has the halo of the protagonist, gathering the fate of mankind in one body, but he lacks experience. Therefore, the first few unique points are equivalent to experience packages. If you pass the level, you will grow. If you cannot pass it... it is impossible to pass it anyway.

Tang Hao also thinks the same way now. Not to mention one, two, three, and four, he is a little dismissive of even the fifth and sixth singularities where the Lion King is in charge.

Now he is as swollen as Goetia.

Without the beast's uniqueness, he, Tang Ritian, wouldn't even bother to show up.

Of course, if he is free, he will probably go to the Sixth Singularity. After all, Artoria, the breasted one in The Lion King, has been promoted to a goddess more than a thousand years after she got the Holy Spear. In the list of transactions that Eirin made to help him treat Illya, there was the blood of gods... The goddess is also a god, so maybe he can go to the Lion King to get some aunts to deal with?

Anyway, let's see. At least he will definitely go to the Seventh Special. Once there, there is no need to worry about the blood of God. What about Ishtar, Ailela, Medusa, and even Ti Ma? What's the problem with them getting some aunties?

Tang Ritian is so confident!

Half an hour later, Sakata Gintoki came back with a bruised nose and face, carrying a rabbit in his hand.

He looked very proud, but Tang Hao took one look at it with a look of contempt on his face, "What the hell, you only caught one rabbit after half an hour? And you were beaten like this? I'm really doing this I don’t understand why you can still put on such a proud expression.”

"Fuck you!" Sakata Gintoki's face changed, and he said angrily, "You asked me to go catch rabbits in the back mountain, but you didn't even tell me that there were monster rabbits in the back mountain. Those rabbits were not at all Rabbits are scarier than the space monsters in our world!”

"Nonsense, most monster rabbits are demonized from ordinary rabbits, which are equivalent to relatives. If you want to eat their relatives, of course they will beat you up, but even so, you shouldn't be such a waste."

"It would be okay if it was just a monster rabbit. I could barely resist it after an explosion, but a bunny girl suddenly appeared. If I hadn't had the aura of the protagonist, I would have been killed by now... Damn, Gensokyo is so scary. , I really don’t know how the humans here survive!”

"Lingxian is here too?" Tang Hao was stunned. He thought that Lingxian was also attracted by the wedding dress and participated in the war between those crazy women. If this was the case, it would not be surprising.

Although Sakata Gintoki has inhuman combat power after the explosion, it is still a little worse than Suzusen. He is a real human being. With mad red eyes, phase movement, and unlimited hand rush, Sakata Gintoki will not be beaten to death even if he is beaten to death. normal.

"But even so, you are still too embarrassed. Look..." Tang Hao took the rabbit in Gintoki's hand and continued to look down upon him, "It's okay if you can't beat him. The rabbit he caught was only the size of my hand. , I'm afraid you haven't been weaned at all, right? If you catch me like this, do you still have humanity?"

With that said, Tang Hao let the little rabbit go.

As soon as the little rabbit landed, he swished away and disappeared in two or three seconds.

"My rabbit!" Gintoki roared in grief and anger, "I worked hard to catch this."

Tang Hao glared at him, "This little rabbit doesn't have much meat. Do you understand that? It's the same as fishing. You catch the big ones and let the small ones go. You catch the small ones and eat them. I won’t stop Kaguya from beating you up when the time comes.”

Gintoki wanted to retort at first, but after hearing the last sentence, he immediately fell silent. It was really unreasonable to catch Kaguya's cubs on Kaguya's territory.

Tang Hao stopped paying attention to him, looked away and warned, "This time we don't have rabbit hot pot, so the next one will have to work hard."

Next person?

Are you a devil? !

Zoro suddenly trembled.

He is not very good at playing mahjong. Even with Kirito as his strategist, he was still defeated. Now he only has more than 10,000 points left. This is still relying on his novice aura. If nothing unexpected happens, the next one who loses to zero points will catch the rabbit. He is the man.

However, if even Sakata Gintoki ended up like this, how could he be any better?

Gensokyo...this dungeon is so difficult!

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Zoro and Gintoki both felt that it was difficult to survive in Gensokyo, and even having a good meal was not easy, but people like Asuna and Erza didn't think so, because they had almost no obstacles in Gensokyo. The problem is... I didn't think so before, but now I find that Gensokyo is really too big and it's not easy to find someone.

Not long ago, they received information that the wedding dress was on Kuonji Yuju's body, and that Yuju had appeared in the Magic Forest area.

No one knows where this information came from. It could not have been released by members of the chat room.

After all, everyone wants to monopolize the wedding dress. If they see it and grab it immediately, how can they inform the enemy? This is why Youzhu did not contact anyone else before. Otherwise, even if Alice is tricked, she may not be able to get the wedding dress.

Except for myself, everyone is the enemy!

This is already a consensus.

However, after receiving the news, everyone rushed to the magic forest quickly. However, they did not find Youzhu and the wedding dress. Instead, they found two traces of the battle.

Looking at the traces of the battlefield, Patchouli's expression changed slightly.

"Did you find anything?" someone asked.

"No." Patchouli quickly closed her eyes and shook her head.

Is it Alice?

She and Alice are considered "old friends". They are both very familiar with each other, and the traces here are obviously caused by the doll. In other words, the person fighting Yuzhu is Alice. So, does Alice also know about the wedding dress?

Thinking of this, Patchouli felt something was wrong, because she felt that Alice, that idiot, had no brains and was very likely to expose the wedding dress matter. When the time comes, there will be more and more opponents, and her chances will become smaller and smaller.

For example, if you accidentally lure guys like Yuyuko and Kazami Yuka out, they will have no chance at all!

So, Patchouli said goodbye to everyone immediately. She had to get the wedding dress as soon as possible before things got out of hand.

Soon, Patchouli came to a deserted place, tore off a piece of book, and summoned Souji Okita from the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

"Patch, what's the matter?"

"I need your help."

Since the last trip to the moon, Miss Okita has almost settled in the Scarlet Devil Mansion. With Patchouli's magic power, it is nothing to support her existence. Miss Okita is a newbie and is also very interested in Gensokyo. , at least there is no seven-year itch yet.

Patchouli was a little hesitant about summoning Miss Okita, because Miss Okita was also a woman. If she was attracted by the wedding dress, the friendship between the two might be overturned. Not to mention a helper, there would be an opponent.

But now that the matter has come to this, she can't control it much anymore.

"I need you to grab a piece of clothing for me."

"Clothes?" Miss Okita's eyes suddenly lit up, "Is it a swimsuit?"

Ms. Okita thinks Gensokyo is very fun and the people here are also very interesting. The only regret is that there is no sea. Ms. Okita also wants to put on a swimsuit and play on the beach.

"Well... well." Patchouli turned her face away subconsciously, and then said seriously, "Anyway, as long as you help me get some clothes, I can choose whatever swimsuit you want."

"No problem, I'll cover it!"

Miss Okita agreed readily, and Padley was temporarily relieved.

In fact, she is a home girl, so there is no swimsuit. Swimsuits are not popular in Gensokyo at all, but there are in the outside world. At worst, she humbles herself and begs Yakumo Purple... No, maybe there is no need for Yakumo Purple, like Tang Hao Just discuss it.

Anyway, Tang Hao would probably not refuse such a request.

At most, put on a swimsuit and show him.

But then again, who came out with the news that the wedding dress was in Yuzhu’s possession?

Patchouli squinted her eyes, confused for a moment.

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At the same time, Monster Mountain.

"Haha, this is definitely big news!"

In Wenwen newspaper office, Shemingwanwen looked at the copied photos, his face full of excitement.

She went out to collect information as usual today and wanted to interview Alice on a whim. As soon as she arrived in the Magic Forest, she saw two people fighting. One was Alice and the other was an unknown woman. The fight was like dancing. Just as good looking.

She immediately smelled the news, and hid a few hundred meters away to observe secretly. She heard words like "wedding dress," "give it back to me," and "it was obviously mine first" word for word. Over and over again, just like the eight o'clock time in the outside world.

She originally wanted to follow the trend and make up... no, report a news about Alice's bloody love story with a strange girl, but then the more she heard about it, the more she felt something was wrong, especially when she noticed the white wedding dress, her whole body felt bad, quickly. I took a few photos and passed the news on when I came back.

Reporters in Gensokyo not only have to run fast, they also have sharp eyes and sharp ears, and they also need to know how to set the pace. If they can't take a three-dimensional and clear photo from 800 meters away, such a reporter is basically useless. There is no future.

So after returning to the newspaper office, she quickly wrote the copy, copied the photos, and everything was ready.

"It's so beautiful."

Looking at the wedding dress in the photo, Shemingwan Wen was also a little moved. However, the urge to put on the wedding dress was eventually suppressed by the urge to make big news. After all, she was a reporter.

Making trouble out of nothing, turning small things into big ones, turning black things into white things, and turning things into round things are the basic qualities of journalists.

She is a reporter and must be professional!

Afterwards, Sheming Wanwen quickly rushed out of the newspaper office, flew into the sky, and threw newspapers down one by one.

"Wenwen Daily! Wenwen Daily is on sale, everyone, come and take a look!"

"No money, today's newspapers are all free!"

"Big news, the biggest news ever in Gensokyo!"

"Just pass by and don't go the wrong way, the battle for the wedding dress has begun!"

"Wenwen Daily is committed to bringing you the best news!"

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If Youmu is the fastest legend on earth, then Semeimaru is the fastest legend in Gensokyo. In terms of speed alone, even the big youkai can hardly match her. If she goes full throttle, she can fly around the entire Gensokyo. The lap doesn’t take long either.

Therefore, in less than an hour, the news was spread across almost every well-known corner of Gensokyo.