581 Gensokyo Total War (2-in-1)

[The best wedding dress in the world, the perfect wedding dress. 】

[Reporter: May I ask Mr. Tang Hao, what is so good about this wedding dress? 】

[Tang Hao: Anywhere is good. First of all, its material is taken from the Fairy Feather, which is hand-woven by seven fairies. It is as light as nothing and is not stained by dust. It absorbs the essence of heaven and earth and collects the essence of the world. It is truly unique. wedding dress. 】

[Reporter: So that’s it. How much is this wedding dress worth? 】

[Tang Hao: Money? This unique wedding dress is too vulgar to talk about money, but for me personally, it should cost at least 50 million. 】

[Reporter: Fifty million? Wow, that’s a lot of money. So besides money, does this wedding dress have any special effects? 】

[Tang Hao: Of course it has special effects. As I said just now, it is made of fairy feathers, so after wearing it, you will also look fairy-like. Do you know what fairy-like is? For example, the Immortal Wind and Taoist Bones, the Immortal Posture and Jade Quality, in other words, change your temperament, making you majestic, elegant, noble, dignified, in short, perfect! 】

[Reporter: I see, but since it can change a person’s temperament, that means it will attract more people, right? 】

[Tang Hao: What do you mean? 】

[Reporter: Mr. Tang Hao must also know that there are many people in Gensokyo who believe in gods and Buddhas, so I think that since we have immortal energy, we should also attract more abilities such as faith. This kind of thing can be done ? 】

[Tang Hao: What are you talking about? This is obvious, of course there is no problem! 】

[Reporter: Oh, I understand...]

【……】

[Reporter: So the last question is, Mr. Tang Hao brought this wedding dress to Fantasyland and held this wedding dress competition. Did he intend to choose a bride for himself? 】

[Tang Hao: Don’t talk nonsense, I never said such things. 】

[Reporter: Although you haven’t talked about it, you should definitely have thoughts in this regard, right? 】

[Tang Hao: Well... Anyway, the battle for wedding dresses has begun. I hope everyone in Gensokyo can try their best to fight for it. After all, there is only one such wedding dress in the world, and only the most beautiful and outstanding women can have it. Qualified to wear it. 】

[Reporter: Haha, it seems that Mr. Tang Hao is still a little shy, so let’s end the interview here. 】

[The above is Bunbun Daily’s interview with Tang Hao. I believe everyone is already familiar with Mr. Tang Hao. Although he came to Gensokyo from the outside world, he is an irreversible friend of Yakumo Murasaki, and Zephyr. Mian Yuxiang is also a teacher and friend. He often stays at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, and he also has an unexplainable relationship with a certain princess of Eternity Tei. The most important thing is... he also has a relationship with the shrine maiden of Hakurei Shrine... okay, It is not convenient for me to disclose the privacy in this aspect. I hope everyone can do their best, friendship second, wedding dress first! 】

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"What kind of mess is this?" Tang Hao slapped the newspaper on the table with a dark face, "When did I say these things?!"

After playing the second round of mahjong, Zoro lost all his points without any suspense. He was sent to the back mountain to catch rabbits. When he came back, he was even more miserable than Sakata Gintoki. As a result, he failed to catch the rabbit and instead brought back a rabbit. newspaper.

Tang Hao recognized every word in the newspaper, but when they were put together, he couldn't understand it.

When he came to Gensokyo this time, he did nothing but play two rounds of mahjong. He also interviewed, was it the interview he did in his dream?

In the past, Mr. Lu Xun always said it, but now Mr. Tang Hao said, is this retribution?

It doesn't matter whether there is retribution or not, the key is the content of this interview, faith, fifty million, majesty... This is clearly an attempt to provoke a war, Paparazzi, you are really capable!

He believed that once this newspaper spreads in Gensokyo, no matter whether it is true or false, Reimu who wants money, Remilia who wants majesty, and the gods and Buddhas who want to gather faith will definitely not If you miss it, you will definitely get involved in this nonsense wedding dress battle.

and……

Tang Hao lowered his head again, looked at the bottom line of the newspaper, and frowned secretly.

This paparazzi just wants to make up his own gossip. Even if he can beat her, he may not be able to catch up with her. Even if he catches up and beats her up, she is a girl after all and will not beat her to death. But this guy She is so courageous that she even dares to create gossip about Ling Meng Hua Mama Lao Zi and the others. Does she really dislike her longevity?

Shemeimaru Fumi herself is pretty good, and can be ranked among the best in Gensokyo. In addition, she comes from the huge race of Tengu, and has the Great Tengu of Youkai Mountain as her backer. Most people really can't touch her, but after offending the above three... ...Lao Zi may be better. In order to maintain the overall stability of Gensokyo, he may not be as knowledgeable as her, but if he angers Kazami Yuuka and Reimu, they will definitely go to Youkai Mountain and beat this guy severely. Teach a lesson.

Of course, he doesn't care if the gossip he compiled himself gets him into trouble, but the problem now is that this gossip has something to do with him. If he is angered, he will be really unlucky!

Although Tang Ritian's strength is no longer what it used to be, and he can still occupy a place in Gensokyo without relying on connections, he still cannot compare to top bosses like Kazuki Yuuka, and he still has this self-awareness. .

If he was really found, the consequences would be disastrous, at least he wouldn't be able to escape after being beaten.

However, it shouldn’t matter, right?

Anyway, it’s okay if you don’t show up.

Thinking of this, Tang Hao made up his mind to hide in Yongyong Pavilion for the time being. After all, Yongyong Pavilion is the territory of Bayi Yonglin. With this old woman who is hundreds of millions of years old sitting in charge, not many people dare to knock on the door. When Roman brings Yu Ji over, he will take Yu Ji to find a room and focus on touching Yu until the wedding dress war is over.

As for the chaos outside because of his wedding dress... it's none of his business!

"Come on, come on, stop reading and continue playing mahjong." With the decision made, Tang Hao suddenly felt relaxed. Then he grabbed the newspaper from Ji Zhen's hand, stuffed it under his butt, and continued to play mahjong.

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Eternal Tei is as peaceful as ever. However, just as Tang Hao thought, Gensokyo completely exploded because of the troublesome newspaper Shemei Maruwen.

How can I call this place Gensokyo? Because everyone has a long lifespan, even old women over 500 years old call themselves Loli. When such a bunch of old immortals gather together, they have no idea of ​​self-cultivation. Instead, they are all more beautiful than children. You have to be naive. If you don't do something, wouldn't life be too boring?

Basically, the mentality is "I think it's interesting, so let's do something".

For example, Remilia, a five-hundred-year-old vampire, felt that she was almost invincible, so she planned to rule Gensokyo on her own, so she created the red mist mutation of Raushiko, and was beaten by Reimu.

And this reason is actually quite serious. After all, dominating an area can barely be regarded as a struggle for continental hegemony. If it is placed in a more serious story, then Remilia is either the protagonist or the final BOSS, instead of just holding her head and squatting on defense. The eldest lady.

In comparison, Youyouzi is just doing nothing.

She just had a whim and suddenly wanted to see the Saigon Demon bloom, so she collected the springs in Gensokyo and caused it to snow heavily in the spring, which is known as the Spring Snow Abnormality in history.

It's like I want to see fireworks, so I activate nuclear weapons all over the world and blow up the earth.

Of course, the real mastermind behind Haruyuki's change was actually Yakumo Murasaki. In order to divert Reimu's attention, Yuyuko was used as bait to allow Moriya Shrine to enter Gensokyo silently. Otherwise, such a large shrine comes with Two gods and a miko suddenly appeared in Gensokyo. This kind of mutation within a mutation would most likely be beaten out by Reimu without saying a word.

Among them, Yuyuko's interest is also the key. Rather than saying that she conspired with Yakumo Purple, it is better to say that while she was doing nothing, Yakumo Purple took advantage of the situation and took advantage of the situation.

In short, these guys in Gensokyo are very idle. Except for Reimu, everyone has a desire to cause trouble. In such an atmosphere, even the slightest disturbance may cause changes, let alone Big news like the wedding dress war.

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"We must participate in this wedding dress war!"

With a bang, Kanako Yasaka slapped her hand on the table. Her determination to burn everything made Sanae's heart skip a beat when she saw him across from her.

Moriya Shrine is located on Yokai Mountain and has a lot of contacts with the Tengu clan. Even most of the shrine's beliefs come from the youkai on Yokai Mountain, so they were the first to receive Bunbun Daily News.

"Not only must you participate, but you must also win!" From the side, Gakuya Suwako added.

"That's right." Yasaka Kanako nodded and said while picking at her feet, "Although our shrine is developing well now and has collected a lot of beliefs in Yokai Mountain, the underground world is its own sect and it is difficult to go deep into it. The topography of Youkai Mountain also keeps us far away from humans. Coupled with the recent Horirise at Meurenji Temple, most of the human beliefs have been taken away by Buddhism. We can no longer sit still and wait for death."

"Is... is it that serious?" Sanae was a little doubtful. She felt that Meiren Temple had nothing to do with them.

"It's very serious, so we must break the monopoly of Buddhism... The Wedding Dress of the Immortal, since it can collect faith, and we get the news first, we must seize the opportunity, so Sanae, go get it, even if you If you can’t get it, you must not let the people from Meurenji Temple get it!” Yasaka Kanako said seriously.

Gakuya Suwako added again, "At the critical moment, you can even kill at any cost."

"At any cost... But haven't we still not determined whether the belief in collecting wedding dresses is true or false?"

“I would rather believe that something exists than something that doesn’t exist.”

"Okay, but..." Sanae frowned slightly and pointed to a line of words in the newspaper, worried, "According to this interview, Tang Hao held this wedding dress competition to marry a bride. If I grab it, Then don’t I want to marry him?”

Although Tang Hao denied this statement during the interview, her hesitant attitude made her believe that the other party was looking for a bride, and if her opponent had Reimu... she would be beaten badly. ?

"It doesn't matter, we just need to grab the wedding dress. As for getting married, you can regret it. Anyway, it didn't say that you must get married, and..." Yasaka Kanako paused, and she didn't say anything.

In fact, she is not familiar with Tang Hao, but she is definitely not a stranger. He can walk in countless worlds. She also knows this. For such a person, even if Sanae really wants to marry him, it is not impossible. Yes, after all, having more places to go means that more faith can be collected. If you calculate it this way, Moriya Shrine will not suffer.

As for whether witches can marry...they are gods. If gods say yes, then yes!

Of course, there is no need to consider this matter yet, at least until Sanae grabs the wedding dress.

"Okay." Sanae didn't know that her two masters already had the idea of ​​marrying her off, so she nodded innocently, then put on her equipment and set off.

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At the same time, the Scarlet Devil Mansion.

"Sakuya, let's go."

"Miss, do you really want to participate? It's daytime now."

Remilia turned her head and smiled confidently, "I'm not a weak vampire who can't move during the day. I'm determined to get that wedding dress... By the way, where's Patch?"

"She's already out."

"She went out? Humph, I get it. This wedding dress battle was organized by Tang Hao, and Paqi is also a member of the chat room, so she must have known about it for a long time, and she didn't even tell me... Sakuya, we will find it later. Patch, give her a good beating too."

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boom!

The door of Hakurei Shrine was violently pushed open. Marisa, with a gray face, stood in front of the door panting, and said to the listless miko in the room: "Reimu, there has been a change, there has been a change!"

"Where did the change come from? Don't talk nonsense." Lingmeng laid his head on the table like a salted fish, peeling an orange in his hand and said lazily.

"It's really a mutation, look at me!" Marisa pointed at her face, "I just came out of home and suddenly met some strangers. I was about to go up to say hello, but they suddenly rushed in front of me. , they beat me up without saying a word, I didn’t even see what they looked like, I was so angry!”

"oh."

"Lingmeng, don't you care about me?"

"oh."

"Forget it, I've known for a long time that you have no conscience. Anyway, I will take revenge on myself, but guess what I found out later?"

"What?"

"It's so perfunctory..." Seeing that Reimu didn't even raise her face, Marisa curled her lips. She originally wanted to give it a try, but now she was no longer interested. She walked forward and handed a newspaper to In front of Reimu's eyes.

"Did you see the battle for the wedding dress?" Marisa pinched her chin and said proudly, "Now I understand why those people suddenly beat me up. It was because of the battle for the wedding dress. Obviously, they all know that I, Marisa, is the strongest competitor, so they plan to eliminate me first, hum, but how can I be eliminated so easily, Reimu, you say... Reimu?"

When Marisa looked down again, she found that Reimu's eyes had completely transformed into the shape of coins.

"Five...fifty million?!"

Lingmeng didn't see anything else, only the words fifty million. To her, this was simply an astronomical figure. The last time Tang Hao gave her one hundred thousand, she had been frugal and still hadn't spent it yet. Spend it all, if you can get this 50 million...

"Marisa, how many times is fifty million to one hundred thousand?"

"Huh? Probably a hundred times. I don't care much about money. Anyway, if you want what you want, just get it."

"A hundred times? That would make you rich!" Lingmeng quickly wiped away the drool from the corner of his mouth and stood up suddenly.

"Reimu, what do you want to do?"

"Nonsense, of course we are going to solve the mutation!"

Reimu walked directly out, releasing terrifying spiritual pressure from his body, and looked at Marisa warily, "Marisa, if you try to stop me, I'll beat you up too!"

"Who wants to stop you? I came to you just to solve this mutation together... Wait." Looking at Reimu's dangerous eyes, Marisa suddenly felt a little uneasy, "Reimu, you can't even connect Can I beat him up too?"

"Of course not, I'm just kidding."

Reimu smiled kindly, but in his heart, he was thinking that there was only one wedding dress. If he and Marisa grabbed it together, even if they won, they would have to split it half and half, only 25 million?

This is a big loss.

Anyway, Marisa doesn't need money. When the time comes, kill those guys first, wait for the wedding dress to be obtained, and then knock Marisa unconscious. The 50 million will be hers alone.

Well, let’s do it!