583 Tonight, Poppies Join the War (Two-in-One)

"That bastard! Romani, are you ready?"

Yu Ji said bitterly, looking like she was gnashing her teeth, which made Roman tremble with fear.

When Tang Hao called everyone to go to Gensokyo, there was no wedding dress matter, so when he told Yu Ji, it was just an ordinary gathering. Yu Ji was not really interested in such gatherings. She still liked to be alone and quiet. , but after all, I haven’t seen Tang Hao for a while, so I didn’t refuse.

Afterwards, Roman spoke quickly and told the story about the wedding dress.

This matter is actually no secret in the chat room. All Might and the others didn't hide it at all when they contacted Roman on the public channel. Instead, they found it very interesting that a group of women were fighting each other because of a wedding dress. So he told it in detail, and even used a little exaggeration. Not only Roman, but even Kato Megumi and others who practiced ninjutsu in the Naruto world knew about it.

These girls have some regrets. If they had known there was such a wedding dress, they should not have come to the Naruto World. This would be a good thing. They would not be able to survive the three-day shuttle recovery time, otherwise the wedding dress war should also involve them.

Of course, with their current abilities, even if they did participate, they would probably be just cannon fodder.

However, nothing is absolute. The scenario of the weak counterattack often appears in novels, movies and animations. If you are lucky, both the strong and the strong will suffer losses, and the weak like them will have the opportunity to take advantage.

So after getting the news, Kato Megumi and the others immediately returned to their own world, and only waited for the three-day cooling time to pass before heading to Gensokyo. Although they didn't know if the Wedding Dress War was over by then, they had to give it a try. Well.

Orochimaru actually wanted to come, but unfortunately, he was grounded by Kaguya.

With all his thoughts, it was okay to deceive little girls like Kato Eyukino. Girls of fifteen or sixteen were indeed not as deep-minded as him, but they were still too young in front of a thousand-year-old fairy like Kaguya.

Don't think that Kaguya is an otaku, just a silly sweet girl with no scheming ideas. You must know that before she became an otaku, she was still a moon princess. What she is best at is politics and people's hearts. Otherwise, just by being a princess, she can How is it possible to come up with a lunar taboo like the Horai medicine? The two sisters Toyohime and Iji are not dead.

Especially after being exiled to the earth, she was reborn as Taketori Princess, and then came up with some kind of Taketori Story, using five difficult questions to fool the then emperor of Japan and other big shots. This is not something you can do with just your face. She only has a face but no real ability. I am afraid she would have been captured by the nobles and taken back as a concubine.

Therefore, in terms of scheming and means, looking at the entire Gensokyo, there are actually few people who can match Kaguya. Compared with her, Meihong is considered silly and sweet.

Even Tang Hao is just a child's play when compared to Kaguya.

Kuriyama is not weak in the future and does not need to learn any ninjutsu. Why did she go to the Naruto world with Kato Megumi and the others? It was actually arranged by Kaguya to guard against Orochimaru.

So now Kaguya directly grounded Orochimaru, which was considered a little punishment for his mischief.

Well, this incident has nothing to do with the wedding dress, but due to the appearance of Wenwen Daily, the incident began to escalate.

After all, mahjong can only be played by four people. There are seven people on Tang Hao's side, and three of them are idle, especially Sakata Gintoki. He was flown and beaten again today. He was bullied by Tang Hao. , unable to retaliate with force, so he took advantage of Tang Hao's inattention and secretly sent the interview from Wenwen Daily to the chat room.

Half of it was true, half of it was false. In the end, the content of this interview became: Tang Hao wanted to marry a bride in Fantasyland, so he held a wedding dress war, and the one who grabbed the wedding dress was the bride.

Of course, Sakata Gintoki was not the only one who spread the news. When the news finally came out, everyone cleverly deleted their previous comments and chose to speak anonymously. Tang Hao was so obsessed with Manfei that he didn’t notice this at all. thing.

Even if he noticed, they would all be beaten up at most, but could he still beat them to death?

These people are not afraid of being beaten, but Roman is still afraid. He is now thin and tender. If he is accidentally beaten, he will probably have to lie in the hospital bed for a long time, so when Kazuko asked, he did not dare to Without any concealment, the chat history was directly displayed.

When Kazuko saw it, she was so angry that she transformed into Yu Ji.

She actually doesn't care much about wedding dresses. After all, she is an elf, and her ethical values ​​are still somewhat different from humans. The concept that a woman must wear a wedding dress once in her life is actually very weak to her, even if it is a husband and wife. Fame, this kind of thing is also dispensable.

The experience of life and death within the root has actually proven everything to her. From now on, even if Tang Hao occasionally does something outrageous, she can turn a blind eye and pretend it never happened.

After all, the most important period of her life was in Da Qin. The rest of the time she was either on the run or living in seclusion, which had little impact on her. In the Da Qin era, it was normal for men to have three wives and four concubines, so even if Tang Hao really found her in the future, It's not like she couldn't accept it as a concubine.

but!

Even if you really want to find a concubine, you have to get my mother's consent. What's going on now?

You get a wedding dress, don't ask me if you want it, just throw it to those women to grab, do you think I don't exist?

Indeed, I don’t need a wedding dress, but after all, this thing is different from the invitation card to join the group. Even if I don’t want it, I still have to ask first.

In short, this incident made Yu Ji very angry, and her expression scared Roman next to her that she didn't dare to speak.

Originally, he wanted to help Tang Hao explain it, saying that these rumors were actually from newspapers. Tang Hao might not really think so, but then he thought about it, Yu Ji was angry, so he helped explain it. If Yu Ji didn't believe it, , and may even suspect that he and Tang Hao are in cahoots with each other to ensure that he will be beaten up.

Roman didn't doubt this possibility at all. After all, this woman had no IQ and was just stupid and sweet.

No, Yu Ji is indeed stupid, and Bai is also very white, but sweet is not necessarily the case. Silly and violent are more or less the same, but violent and violent!

If you think about it carefully, such a woman in Tang Hao's stall is quite pitiful. Although she is indeed very beautiful, even more beautiful than his own wife, you have to suppress her before you can enjoy it. If you can't suppress her, If you still can't explain it, you'll probably get beaten, but...whatever, it's Tang Hao who's being beaten anyway. He's a soft-spoken person, so he'd better not get involved.

When the time comes, someone fights at the head of the bed and gets beaten at the end of the bed, and I get a beating for no reason, thank you!

"Well, I can use the positioning function to go directly to a certain group friend. Should we go to Tang Hao first? Miss Jie." Roman said cautiously, and suddenly felt that he was quite pitiful. He was obviously the one in the chat room. Members of the group should have a higher status than non-members. Why do they seem to be someone’s younger brother now?

No, I want to become stronger, and I have to learn the Eight Gate Dunjia to avoid being bullied in the future!

Roman made up his mind secretly, but Yu Ji shook her head, "No, I won't go to Tang Hao. Anyway, even if I don't go to him, he will come to me. The top priority now is the wedding dress. You can just locate any female group member." , I’ll go see her.”

I want to see what kind of sneaky cat he is, making random plans while she's not around!

Roman didn't say anything and just nodded in agreement.

Then the shuttle started, and the two immediately headed to Gensokyo.

…

Although it was said that he was randomly positioned, Roman didn't dare to find anyone casually. After all, Yu Ji looked like she was going to hit someone. If the female group member he positioned happened to be grabbing a wedding dress, That is, the eldest wife beats the mistress. Even if she is beaten, there will be no explanation. When the time comes, he, an accomplice, will probably not be able to escape a beating.

After all, I am a useless person. If you dare to steal the wedding dress, you must be strong. If you can't beat Yu Ji, you can't beat him!

Therefore, Roman wisely positioned himself on Kaguya.

Kaguya is a person who has awakened her second soul. She is second only to Yakumo Murasaki in the chat room. It is difficult for Yuji to defeat her. Even if the two meet, they may not be able to fight, and Kaguya is still the manager. As a member, the administrator covers him as an ordinary group member, so it shouldn't be a big problem.

In a moment of trance, when Roman opened his eyes again, he saw an elegant figure floating in the air in front of him. He had long black hair and was wearing twelve singles. His beautiful eyebrows were slightly twisted, as if he was searching for something. It was Hui. night.

Of course, Kaguya also noticed it and lowered his gaze, "Why are you here?"

"Um..." Roman didn't know what to say. While hesitating, he suddenly noticed the murderous intent coming from beside him. He was startled and said quickly, "We learned about the wedding dress war before, and you are the only one who participated as the administrator. , so... let's come over and take a look, by the way..."

"what?"

"Um...is the Wedding Dress War organized by Tang Hao? It's used to choose..."

Roman spoke hesitantly, as if he was stammering, because he was really scared. Don't ask, Yu Ji is going to beat him, just ask. When the news reaches Tang Hao's ears, Tang Hao will definitely beat him. These two people , not a good thing!

Kaguya was stunned. She didn't understand it at first, but when she noticed Yu Ji's somewhat wary expression, she suddenly understood. She smiled secretly, and then sighed, "Really, it turns out you already know."

Roman's face suddenly changed slightly, "So..."

"That's right, as a reward for the last heroic level copy, Tang Hao got a wedding dress called the Wedding Dress of Innocuity. This wedding dress has an inexplicable attraction for women. It is spun by immortals and contains fairy energy. As long as Anyone who wears it will benefit a lot. Tang Hao took it out, originally thinking that everyone would study it together, but Erza suddenly took action and snatched it away. "

"Snatched, what about choosing a bride?"

Kaguya smiled slightly, "Of course that statement is false."

Hearing this, Roman and Yu Ji both breathed a sigh of relief, but then——

"Although the idea of ​​choosing a bride is a rumor, the owner of the wedding dress is Tang Hao after all. Even if someone else grabs it, it is still very simple for him to take it back. As long as someone realizes the benefits of the wedding dress, they will naturally find a way I want to please Tang Hao so that I can wear it for a while. In fact, I also want to grab the wedding dress as soon as possible and stop them. After all, if there are too many competitors... uh, ahem." At this point, Kaguya suddenly coughed a few times. , his face looked a little unnatural.

At the same time, Roman's face changed drastically, and Yu Ji also looked livid.

Although Kaguya didn't make it very specific, everyone is not a fool. The matter of choosing a bride is false, but the wedding dress is real. In such a big battle for wedding dresses, during the fight, it is inevitable that no one will try to wear it. , then you will realize the benefits of the wedding dress, and in the end the wedding dress will return to Tang Hao's hands, then the people who wear the wedding dress will also go to Tang Hao, back and forth...

Tang Hao is not just choosing a bride, he clearly wants to open a harem!

Damn it’s so dangerous!

Roman suddenly felt pity. Fortunately, he didn't explain to Tang Hao before, otherwise even if he hadn't been beaten just now, he would definitely be beaten now. Tang Hao was so arrogant that he even thought about opening a harem. Did he think it was still the feudal era?

Yu Ji closed her mouth and said nothing, but her eyes gradually became dangerous.

If Kaguya admits that Tang Hao is using wedding dresses to choose brides, she will think that this is a rumor. After all, this kind of thing is too strange no matter how you think about it. Even if some women in the chat room have a good impression of Tang Hao, after all, not all of them. , how can everyone want to be Tang Hao's bride.

But now that wedding dresses are the main theme, it makes sense.

Tang Hao used the wedding dress to attract a large number of women, making everyone aware of the goodness of the wedding dress and the goodness of Tang Hao. Over time, these women, attracted by the wedding dress, would inevitably fall in love with Tang Hao.

Not to mention, this possibility is very high. After all, Tang Hao is not bad looking and strong. He is also the administrator of the chat room, which perfectly fits the identity of Prince Charming. And through the channel of the chat room, it can be said that he has unlimited future. With such an identity It's so easy to seduce some ignorant girls.

Even with Tang Hao's current strength, as long as he goes to a low-martial world, pretends to be cool, saves the world, etc., there will probably be a lot of ignorant girls who will take the initiative to betray him.

Of course, as Tang Hao's status increases, he probably doesn't like ordinary women, but the women in Gensokyo are not bad, such as Dongfeng Valley Sanae, Alice, etc. Yu Ji has also seen them. These women are not only They are beautiful, strong, and have a backstage. I'm sure Tang Hao is plotting against them!

Moreover, this kind of cleverness is also in line with Tang Hao's consistent style.

That’s right, that must be the case!

The more she thought about it, the more it made sense to Yu Ji. After all, men are like this. Once they are rich and powerful, they want to pursue more. Didn’t you look at the emperors in ancient times, who all had three palaces and six courtyards? As for Tang Hao, he really wanted to develop. If so, he would not be any worse than those emperors, and he would even have more room for development.

However, this kid is also a little arrogant, and he actually wants to have a harem in Gensokyo!

"This bastard!" Thinking of this, Yu Ji couldn't help but cursed again.