Chapter 2577 Tons of Soul Shadows

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The quick arrival of the three maids from the Green Forest Bar added a bit of excitement to the celebration. Although it was impossible for everyone to come to hold a banquet that night, and even tomorrow night or the night after tomorrow, they might not all come, but during dinner time , we still made an appointment with the Gaut couple, together with the trio of maids, and the little girl Beya who just arrived today, let’s have a good time first, and then we have Feini, a lively little transvestite, and Beja, The Lord, who couldn't settle down for a moment, no longer had to worry about being left alone.

Bisi brought good wine, especially the good wine specially brewed for me, so that I, who had suffered from all the good wine in the third barbarian uncle's a**, finally regained my glory again, holding the wine jar and cheering everyone one by one. In the past, he evolved from the god of song to the god of wine in the blink of an eye.

But unexpectedly, we found a traitor, that is the alcoholic Crystal. This guy looks like a little Saint Yue Xian Wolf, but his belly is still at the level of a dragon, and he is especially addicted to drinking. I don’t have the eyes to fight her. Knock it on, and the result is that although the wine Bisi gave me is not drunk, even water can burst my bladder.

In the end, I lost to the crystal. No, I can't say that. As a pet owner, how can I lose to a pet? It should be said that I lost to the toilet.

If Veras hadn't stopped her, Crystal would have drank all the wine that Bis brought in one go. Even so, she drank most of it. I originally planned to use the wine at the celebration, but I didn't expect it to be used at a preheated dinner. I drank so much.

Fortunately, we have rich people here. Beiya was slightly drunk and saw my distress. In order to show her energy as an elf princess in front of her new friends, she waved her hand and handed over the wedding items. All the wine is included, and Crystal can drink as much as she wants.

Being in the Kurast Forest, the products are rich. The elves are not short of anything. They can make wine all year round. God knows how much wine the entire elves have. It is estimated that it will not be difficult to submerge the entire Elf King City. Only the top quality is precious. Liquor, like Sac Crystal.

It can be seen that when Beiya said this, Crystal looked at Beiya, and a series of [Favorability +100] appeared from the top of her head, which was comparable to the horse [Beep] ] In the third level of the Austrian generation, there is an infinite life bonus for stepping on turtle shells. If this is a galgame, Beja is the male protagonist and Crystal is a conquerable character. Crystal's favorability is high enough for Beja to open a harem and play together. There will be no problem. .

Well, congratulations Crystal, after Akara and I, we have found the third owner who is not short of money.

Because it was a warm-up celebration, to put it bluntly, it was just an excuse for everyone to have a good time. In order to avoid overdrafting the atmosphere of the celebration, everyone had a tacit understanding not to make it too late. After about an hour or two, everyone dispersed to their heart's content, leaving only My bladder was about to explode, and the gorilla, who was so happy that I accidentally sold a lot of money and was about to sell out, was miserable.

Hey, does this guy have any moral integrity at all? It must be my misunderstanding. His ancestors must have been overdrawn a long time ago. The moral bottle must be made of aunt's scarf.

After experiencing the pleasure of going to the toilet for double figures in one night, I finally fell asleep in the early hours of the morning, feeling dizzy and fell asleep on the bench in the living room. Hey, there was something to support my back under me. Look at me. With one kick, he successfully occupied the entire bench, and the big figure lay down and fell asleep.

In my confusion, it seemed that the thing I kicked out just now climbed up again and used me as a bed to sleep. It was really unreasonable, but this druid is really sleepy now. I will argue with you when I wake up.

When I opened my eyes, it was already broad daylight, or it was almost three o'clock in the morning. I rubbed my eyes drowsily, and suddenly felt something pressing on my body. I remembered what happened in the early morning, how brave, who is it? You dare to sleep on the savior as your bed, you damn dog? crystal?

In order not to alert others, I kept my body still, suddenly lowered my head, and finally saw what the large piece of garbage was lying on my chest.

Uh... I guessed it wrong. It turned out to be Beiya. Why is this guy sleeping here? I scratched my head, confused.

Also, who was so close to the body, covering both of us with a warm fur sheet.

Vilas happened to be passing by, and I quickly greeted her.

"Beya, I was a little drunk yesterday. She just hugged the chair and refused to get up. She said it was her special bed."

Veras looked at the two of us with warm eyes, as if to say, Sir and Bea are a good match. As father and daughter, look at how warm they are sleeping together.

Oh, I responded. If you put it this way, the guy I kicked away was Beiya, right? Fortunately, she was drunk at the time, so she probably didn't realize much, so she fell asleep when she touched her in a daze. In the end, I occupied the magpie's nest, so I can't blame her for using me as a quilt, right?

Bastard, do you think I will admit my mistake? The so-called man is a creature who once he has done something, he will continue to do it with tears even if he is kneeling down, and he is a stubborn creature who will never admit that he has done something wrong! Besides, this is my home. I can sleep wherever I like. Why would a dove occupy a magpie's nest? I'm so kind.

Thinking of this, I suddenly felt that I had occupied the moral high ground, and the look in Beiya's eyes showed no mercy.

"Uh-huh~~" The little girl was probably still a little dizzy. After letting out a slightly painful moan, her little body curled up closer to me and rubbed her face in my arms, feeling dazed. He muttered something in his sleep.

"Mom...Beya misses you so much, woo~~~~"

I:"……"

Vilas: "..."

"Can you kick this girl away?" I said expressionlessly.

"It's rare to have such a good dream, can you bear it?" Vilas seemed to have seen through me already, with a smile on her lips and a gentle aura on her body.

"The question is, why mother? Why do you dream about mother in my arms? How do I resemble her mother? Don't you think it's strange? It's very strange, isn't it? Vilas, maybe Beja is actually here now She has nightmares, and soon her mother in the dream will tear off her wig and the two meat bags in her arms, and turn into a demon and pounce on Beiya with claws and teeth, so I say that waking her up now is for her own good." I said plausibly, Strong words and reason.

"There's really nothing you can do about it."

"Vilas, don't pretend to know me very well. In fact, I..." Before she could finish her words, Vilas knelt down next to her. Her gentle little hand penetrated from the quilt and connected with my big hand, and her fingers were tight. buckle.

"In this way... I should be satisfied and settle down, sir." With a deep and intoxicating blush on her pure and beautiful face, Vilas whispered into my ear.

"This..." I was indeed slightly startled by Vilas's actions, and subsequently felt a small sense of satisfaction. I just felt that if this was the case, let alone Beiya lying on her chest, even if there were two lying on her chest. Three of them, ten or eight, it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter if you keep it until the end of the world.

However, would this make me appear to be someone who is easily tamed? I am the head of the family and I have to pretend to be serious when I have nothing to do in order to maintain my masculine charm? Hey, why did you use a raised question just now? Do I not even believe that I possess the so-called masculine charm?

Ahem, in short, don’t worry about the details. In a word, I can’t be so easily satisfied with Willas’s tenderness. I must make her feel that I am a more awkward and difficult head of the family to serve. In this way, her wife will do the same. It’s also more fulfilling, isn’t it?

"No, I still feel that I have lost money this time." My eyes darkened, and my tone was sad and helpless.

"unless……"

"Unless what?" Vilas knew clearly that her husband was having a wrong idea, but she still couldn't help but asked with a blush.

"Unless you let me kiss you... no, several kisses."

"Sir." Vilas bit her lips lightly, her face turning red like a ripe prawn, but there seemed to be a bit of smile in her shy expression.

"If you get too carried away, you will regret it."

"Regret, this word has never been in my dictionary." I sneered, is it just you, Vilas? Your threat is too weak. To be honest, it's like "Madam, I can't bear it anymore, I want you no matter what..." or "No... no, my husband... he is very..." in the midnight theater. I’m going home from get off work soon”, “But I’m a quick shooter so it doesn’t matter”.

"Really?" Vilas's smile became even more obvious.

"certainly."

"Then look up and take a look."

"..." I subconsciously followed Vilas's words and looked up, and found two identical little heads poking up from behind the chair, looking at this scene curiously and shyly.

Silos and Ecolu.

"Ahem, Xilusi and Aikelu, why didn't you say anything when they came?" I almost choked on my saliva, and immediately put on a gentle face like a good father.

"because."

"There is no chance to speak out."

"Dad and Mama Vilas are so...sweet."

"It's...no, it's just...that...it's normal..." As a result, Willas, who pretended to be Kong Ming, blushed in embarrassment.

"Hmmmmmm~~~" There seemed to be a lot of people. Facing everyone's strong onlookers whether intentionally or unintentionally, Beiya in her arms began to show signs of waking up.

Suddenly a good idea occurred to me.

"Do you have that kind of gouache for dressing up?"

"Gouache?" The three girls looked at each other and shook their heads.

The girls in my family are indeed naturally beautiful and do not need these things at all. I nodded happily.

"Then do you know who has it?"

"Ah, I know, I know, Sister Feini has it."

oh? It's that little fake girl. No matter what, she's not a real woman after all. She usually has to rely on these costumes to look more like her.

"I heard from Sister Feini that it is used during daily performances."

"..." It turns out that she is also a natural beauty. She has had the potential to be a woman since she was born, you bastard!

"Can you go to Feeney's and get some for me? Please."

The twin princesses happily accepted the order and went out happily. The trio of maids settled not far from us. Soon they came back and brought what I wanted.

So, I smeared it all over my face. Before I could look in the mirror to see the effect, Beiya had already opened her eyes hazy and woke up.

I...where is this? It hurts, it hurts, I drank a little too much yesterday, but I had a sweet dream about my mother, and it was worth it.

Rubbing her temples, Beiya was dazed and reluctantly opened an eyeliner. From the narrow and hazy field of vision, the scenery she saw made her sluggish.

A face with Chinese characters that is obviously that of a man, with a thick layer of foundation and heavy eye shadow, and two thick lips raised high in this direction, with bright red rouge randomly smeared on them, like a bloody mouth, constantly The ones zoomed in, approached, and made vague sounds in the field of vision.

"Beya, my baby girl, mommy misses you, come on, have a nice one."

With a bang, several thunderbolts flashed through Beiya's mind. The beautiful and noble figure of her mother in her sleep collided with the face of a shemale in front of her that could not be described as dancing like a bunch of demons, and an explosion like sparks hitting the earth burst out.

Perhaps in less than a microsecond, Beja's rational nerves were broken, and she shouted "No~~~~~" with an unprecedented voice. She instantly dressed up and brought with her the iron-fingered tiger and the firepower of her fists like raindrops. Fully opened, she blasted towards the big face of the shemale in front of her who was still approaching, trying to blaspheme the beautiful and noble figure of her mother in her mind.

System prompt: The player Beja suffered 10,000,000 points of mental damage, 50 of which was converted into mental damage, causing continuous mental damage and creating a mental shadow area of ​​approximately 9.6 million square kilometers.

System prompt: Player Wu Fan suffered 100,000 points of damage from Beidou's Ruthless Face-breaking Fist. Because his appearance has dropped to the average line and cannot be lowered due to the influence of ordinary attributes, the system feels very sorry.

Sorry about your sister!

In the end, Beya and I both lost. Of course, I had the advantage. In other words, we won, hehehehe.

"Idiot Wu, just wait and see, His Highness will never let you go easily."

The little girl obviously knew this too. She lost her shield and cheese after being robbed of Roshan in anger. Even the milk bottle she threw on the ground in order to grab the shield was quietly taken away by the enemy. Her pretty face was full of shame and anger. There were tears in the corners of her eyes, looking pitiful.

"You're such an ungrateful girl. I heard you calling me mother all the time in my arms, and I felt pity for you, so I sacrificed my tall image to comfort you, but you don't appreciate it."

"I...I'm in your arms? Have you...heard me?" When Beiya heard this, her whole body trembled even more fiercely. She pointed at me with her trembling hands, as if she wanted to shoot out the Six Meridians Divine Sword and pierce me into a hornet's nest.

"Ahhhhh!!! Shame!!! What a disgrace and humiliation!!! Your Highness is no longer alive, and even before you die, you will drag idiot Wu on your back!"

"You're still not satisfied after spending the whole night with me? Don't even think about it!"

As a result, the daily fight between a certain druid and the elf princess began again, and the crackling sound of fighting was like a peaceful march in the camp...

. . . r1152