Diablo Destruction

Chapter 2576 Friendship Born on the Water Tank

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I pretended to read a book, but I glanced at Beja and Crystal from the corner of my eyes. I was completely attracted by the cuteness of these two idiots. ︾︾,

One of Princess Beja's dating guides is that a sincere and friendly smile will never be frowned upon.

With her little hands behind her back, Beiya came to the crystal step by step and smiled. Looking at it from a distance, I had to sigh, it was really a flawless smile, without any hypocrisy or reluctance. It was full of smiles. Full of sincerity and sincerity, it melts people's hearts. Only at this time can we deeply feel that this girl is a princess after all. She has received good training in princess etiquette, and she is also decent when she is serious.

But, why have you never been willing to show me such a friendly smile? If you had smiled like this from the beginning, maybe we would have become good friends [one tall and one short], [one big and one small].

It's a pity that in addition to showing an unexpected coward attribute in front of the dead dog, Crystal is a proud dragon in front of everyone. Don't say that she doesn't know that Beya is an elf princess. Even if she knows, she probably won't. What a feeling.

Therefore, facing Beiya's active greeting and friendly smile, Crystal, who was punished to stand motionless, twisted her neck hard and turned her face to the side, completely ignoring Beiya's smile.

As a result, as soon as she twisted her neck and turned her head, the water tank that was originally holding firmly on her head tilted and fell with a crash. Not only did the crystal get splashed with water, but the water tank was also broken.

"Crystal." A gentle voice came from inside the house that frightened Crystal. In terms of the real owner, I am not the owner, and neither is Akara, but Vilas is. Therefore, the crystal dragon is arrogant and does not dare to show it in front of the girls, especially in front of Vilas.

"Find a new water tank to hold it in, and you will be punished for two more hours."

Veras is gentle, but facing the destruction of the hall, she sewed crystals stitch by stitch, and the clothes full of emotion were ruthlessly destroyed. This fact shocked her. Let Vilas make up her mind to be ruthless in whatever she says this time, and give Crystal a stern lesson. Crystal is still a child, and is not as well-behaved and sensible as Silus Ecolulilith. If she indulges her too much, she will be punished in the future. If you become a bad boy, your sin will be even greater.

"Yes. Yes, Crystal obeys."

He wrings his wet clothes dejectedly. Looking at the broken pieces of the water tank on the ground, Crystal raised his head and glared at Beiya with angry eyes. His eyes were filled with a message - it was all this guy's fault. Because of this guy, Crystal was punished for two more hours. The clothes were also extremely wet and uncomfortable.

Plan A failed. And it was self-defeating. Crystal, who originally had zero favorability for Beiya, dropped to negative.

No...it doesn't matter, Princess Beja's Dating Manual Part 2, the fastest way to increase your friendship. Find a common enemy!

Beya comforted herself secretly, took a step forward again, and coughed a few times.

"Water...Crystal, can I call you Crystal?"

Crystal tilted her head heavily, expressing serious disdain. If she hadn't been forced to stand still and couldn't move, she might have grinned at Bea, but there was another bang and the water tank fell.

I:"……"

Stupid crystal dragon.

Frustrated, Beja bought ten large tanks in one go, and now she could finally have a good conversation.

"I feel so worthless for you, Crystal." The conversation continued, and Beja started her plan B.

This time, Jing Shuang learned the lesson and just kept turning his head towards Beiya, ignoring him.

"Obviously it was idiot Wu and Leona who caused the trouble, but you have to bear it, right?" Beya continued, what a wit. Not only did she comfort Crystal, but she also directed her hatred towards the common enemy, idiot Wu.

Unexpectedly, Crystal didn't appreciate it at all. Instead, she became even angrier. She turned around and yelled at Bei Yalong: "You are not allowed to speak ill of Sister Leona. By the way, you are not allowed to speak ill of the owner."

Am I just dropping by? Isn't it even lower than a dead dog? Very good crystal, I have written down your words.

As a result, there was a bang, and the moment Crystal turned back, the poor water tank suffered again.

Beiya: "..."

crystal:"……"

Beiya lifted up the water jars lined up next to her and handed them over silently. Crystal didn't refuse, so she took the water jars and silently put them on her head.

Plan B failed, are Leona and idiot Wu also taboo? This is hard to do, but I have other options.

The third rule of Princess Beja's handover is to find common interests and hobbies.

"Crystal, what do you usually like to do?"

Crystal ignored it.

"What are your hobbies and interests?"

"..."

"Who do you usually play with?"

"Do you like beating up idiot Wu?"

Hey hey hey, is beating me one of your hobbies? Very good, you girl, watch your butt from now on!

Bea's rare patience, no matter how much Crystal ignored her, she continued to ask questions one by one until Crystal became impatient.

"You're very verbose!"

There was a bang...

Beiya silently handed over the water tank, and Crystal silently accepted it.

The fourth of Princess Beja's rules of friendship is that a passionate hug is the best way to dissolve the frozen gap between each other (I learned this from the annoying girl Tia, who seemed to have relied on these shameless methods to make the idiot Wu give in) .

"Crystal give me a hug."

There was a bang...

Beiya silently handed over the water jar, and Crystal silently accepted it.

The fifth rule of Princess Beja's friendship is that occasionally being funny can promote friendship (I learned this from Fini, who doesn't know whether she is a boy or a girl. Is it funny? It is indeed a big challenge for my noble Highness. )

"A group of deer wanted to cross the river, but there were countless crocodiles in the river. But in the end, the group of deer successfully crossed the river without missing a single one. Why is this?"

Crystal closed her eyes and made a look of disdain, but subconsciously made a humming sound from her mouth. Seems to be thinking hard.

Idiot, they crossed over the bridge, over the bridge!

"Because those deer are druids, that's funny, hahaha."

"..." The coldest joke of the year was born.

"Puff...it turns out...it's a Druid, hahaha." Crystal even laughed. The most hilarious person of the year is born!

The result was a smile and a bang...

Beiya silently handed over the water jar, and Crystal silently accepted it. That's totally not possible. If this continues, Crystal's hatred will only get higher and higher, thinking that you are deliberately causing trouble so that she can't top the tank and be punished.

Even I was a little anxious watching from the sidelines, maybe because deep down I felt sorry for Beya and hoped that she would have a good friend by her side to play with her. Because her good friend Dia has been snatched away by me.

However, something happened that shocked me. Then, because of Beja's various weird and weird ideas, and I don't know who taught her the idea, the water tank on the crystal head fell down several times, breaking into pieces. People are just like this. A receiving tank.

Friendship gradually developed?

I was stunned. I had only heard of panda diplomacy. I have never heard of water tank diplomacy. How can I complain about the friendship born from the water tank?

Ahem, in any case, Crystal finally started to slowly start to talk to Beiya, and because the two people have similar IQs. They share the same innocent, stupid and cute attributes, and they can always talk stupid things together and find a common stupid language. Their personalities seem to be more compatible with each other than Tia's.

That's amazing, Princess Beja. What an amazing water tank diplomacy.

However, I still don’t understand why Beja is so patient and perseverant when facing Crystal, and wants to be a good friend no matter what, but towards me and Tia, this guy is always arrogant and coquettish. , baring his teeth and claws.

Could it be that the way Tia and I got along with her was wrong? Do you have to be as cold as Crystal to let Beja take the initiative to show favor? It seems to make sense, but I don't care, Tia's enthusiasm does indeed get more arrogant and cold reactions from Beja.

Blind monk, I seem to have discovered Hua Dian!

"Hey, idiot Wu, I want to hang out with Crystal. You go and talk to Sister Vilas and reduce Crystal's punishment."

When I was thinking about this, Beiya suddenly came over and said to me, it seems that in order to enhance the friendship with Crystal, she is also working hard, she came just in time, let me experiment.

I put my hands on my chest, raised my chin proudly, and slapped Beiya on the back of her head coldly: "I will go talk to Vilas, but don't get me wrong, I'm not going to talk to you just because of you. Vilas begs for mercy.”

A late autumn breeze blew by, cool and quiet.

"Hug... I'm sorry, it seems I came at the wrong time? I was planning to discuss something with Lena, hahaha, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry for disturbing you."

Karina, who happened to see this scene, turned around mechanically with stiff steps and left step by step.

Wait...wait, this is a misunderstanding! ! !

He turned back to look at Beiya, hoping that she could clarify. Unexpectedly, Beiya hugged her whole body tightly, her teeth still chattering, as if she was in deep winter.

"I always thought that idiot Wu was just an idiot and a pervert. It turns out that I had misunderstood all along. You are just a disgusting pervert!"

"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding!"

"Eaaah————!!! Don't come close to me, disgusting pervert, go away, go away, Crystal, let's go, around a circle with a radius of ten meters centered on me, and run away without a trace. trace.

I:"……"

Humph, this way the world would be clean. I was really clever and deliberately made a disgusting gesture to easily send away these two idiots who harassed me all day long and made me uneasy.

The corners of my mouth raised slightly, and I showed a winner's smile. I lay down again gracefully and calmly, took a big sip of juice, picked up the book next to me, and became a handsome man reading quietly from now on.

But, why do I always have a hot, wet feeling on my cheeks that lingers?

The message I sent out to summon my friends was somewhat effective. Before nightfall, guests had already arrived from afar.

"Cousin meow, Fini rushed over immediately after receiving your warm call, meow." From far away, the pseudo-mother Fini was already jumping and waving at me, like a long-lost cousin.

Gee, I should have guessed that she would be the first to arrive.

Unlike others, the Green Forest Bar Maid Trio have fixed working places, so it is natural that they should be the first to receive news.

"Meow haha, what a disaster. In fact, I received the message from my cousin two hours ago. Meow, I could have been faster and came over immediately, but the boss lady said that Bisi and Oona can forget it if I dare to skip work. Just hang me on the sign in front of the store and dry meow."

Feini smiled heartily and gave me a victory sign in a coquettish way.

No...don't you feel the slightest bit sad for yourself when you hear these words? Feel the unfair treatment in society, as well as the gap in credit and even personality.

"Sorry, Elder Fan, the three of us are here to bother you again." Oona bowed slightly to me with a friendly smile. As long as Feini was not involved, this Lily girl was always gentle and polite, like a well-educated boudoir. Missy.

"Sir... Elder, I... I also came... to bother you. I'm really sorry."

Bisi lowered her head slightly, letting the bangs that fell straight in front of her forehead cover half of her face firmly. Xiao Heitan only covered her eyes, in order not to reveal the identity of the Night Demon and prevent her eyes from being seen. People fall into the confusion of the Night Demon, why should Bisi do the same?

Ming Ming brushed aside her bangs, revealing her clear and soft eyes. She was definitely a beauty not inferior to Oona and Feini.

I'm quite sorry, but in fact, Bisi like this has her own charm, especially when she blushes. For example, now, well, if I hadn't been married and had a sweetheart, I would definitely fall in love with Bisi like this and hope to be with her. Let's be together, I have the lowest resistance to girls like Bisi.

"It's true that Feini is harassing you. As for you two, I welcome you."

"Eh, eh eh eh? Why meow? I'm obviously my cousin's cousin, meow?!" Feini was unconvinced.

"Cousin, do you plan to use this setting for the rest of your life?"

"Hey hey hey, there's nothing wrong with it, meow. If my cousin didn't remind me, I would have forgotten about it, meow."

"It's not too late to remember now. I don't want a cousin like you anymore. Bisi, why don't you be my cousin."

"I...I...eh...I..." Bisi was completely lost, while Feini wailed.

"How... how is it possible, Meow... It turns out that my biggest competitor... is one of my own lurking around... my best friend Meow~~~"

"Okay, the time for silly talk is over. Some people may come back next. If Vilas and the others are too busy, I'll leave it to you."

"Don't worry, Mr. Elder, we don't dare to say anything else. This is what we are best at." Oona tightened the ribbon on the cuffs of the fluttering maid uniform and showed a confident smile.

"Please look forward to my performance, cousin, nya."

"I...I...wuwu~~~cousin...wu...meow?" Bisi was still confused and believed the joke just now, as if she was trying to learn Feini's oral habit in order to be a qualified cousin.

Well, it seems that the joke was a little too big. She was not a simple girl who was good at dealing with jokes.

But, when did I say that my cousin must have a habit of adding "meow" at the end? What kind of perverted cousin have I become in your minds?

. . . (To be continued...)

ps: All the chapters I owe have been paid off, can I ask for monthly tickets now? u

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