Chapter 2582 The Enemy Is Very Powerful
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As night falls, like the stars gradually twinkling, the open space outside the door of the house gradually becomes lively. The girls are busy working in the kitchen, and we grown men are responsible for setting out the dining tables and placing them neatly in the open space. Then a bonfire several meters high was built with large dry logs in the center of the open space, and flame-resistant charcoal was added to it to ensure that it could burn throughout the night. ~,
Bisi placed jars of her home-brewed wine beside the table. The wine jars, which have been immersed in the wine cellar for many years, exuded a charming aroma of wine, even for someone like me who is not a big drinker. People can't help but take a strong sniff when passing by.
Girl Beya did not break her promise and brought a lot of good wine from her elves. Before the dinner dishes carefully prepared by the girls appeared, the open space was already filled with large and small jars of good wine. The amount was amazing. If it were allowed The drunkards in Seattle Lake saw that it probably didn’t require any delicious food. For them, these wines were already a grand banquet, enough for a carnival.
The three maids from the Green Forest Bar were the first to arrive. It should be said that they had already been there in the afternoon and had been helping. At first glance, they seemed to have become half the masters. They were the same at every banquet, as long as the three of them were there. , you can definitely see her busy figure and never get tired of it. Apart from Feini's bad habits in some aspects and her status as a little expert in tragic death, these three maids have really helped us a lot, and they have given us a badge of honorary guest of the Wu Fan family. It’s not an exaggeration.
Then came Carlos, the eldest brother. He was a neighbor and had nothing to clean up. The pot for cooking noodles probably needed cleaning, I thought to myself.
Just as we were setting up the banquet scene, the Rickenhams team showed up, neither too early nor too late. I secretly gritted my teeth in hatred, these bastards are very well calculated, don't think you can be lazy, I will leave the dishes and dishes to you later.
Then, Seattle Lake and Malagbi appeared drunk. The smell of alcohol could be smelled from a long distance, but this did not stop the mouths of these drunkards at all. As soon as he smelled the aroma of wine in the air, he immediately threw the wine he bought from the bar aside and circled around the wine jar like a hungry dog seeing a bone.
"Speaking of which, where are Gott and the others?"
Seeing that everyone was almost here, I realized that the protagonist hadn't arrived yet, so I couldn't help but look forward to it, just Sister Lina. Busy with things at the camp, you may be late. Otherwise, don't say anything and drink three large bottles of wine before explaining.
Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao arrived. Under the dim night, four figures arrived belatedly, one of them seemed to be carrying a huge thing on his shoulders. It makes a dull sound without taking a step.
"Sorry, sorry, we're here to eat." The Gorilla carrying something on his shoulders, his Chinese-character face finally appeared in front of us, as well as Karina and the other two members of the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team, but our sight But he was attracted by what was on Gott's shoulder.
"Oh. I actually got a king crocodile. Not bad, Gott."
"Hahaha, everyone held a celebration for me, I have to be kind enough to repay everyone." Gott put down the king crocodile he was carrying on his shoulders, and the several-ton prey hit the ground with a rumble, kicking up clouds of dust.
This gorilla is also thoughtful. Although with his current strength, hunting a king crocodile is nothing. Even the dragon crocodile that appeared in the black dragon Elias incident can be tried by him, but this thing Just like the other one of the three delicacies of Kurast, the Styrian beast, it is not difficult to deal with, but difficult to catch, and can or cannot be obtained. Just look at the muddy sheep, mule, and chicken team. I guess they The three of them had to endure a lot of hardships in the swamp before they squatted down the king crocodile.
Speaking of which, what is the last of the three delicacies of Kurast? Who can tell me? It’s almost becoming the seven most incredible events on campus!
"There are also a lot of fruits. Girls really like to eat some fruits, right? I brought a lot of them by the way. Don't forget to say hello to me when you leave the camp. It's rare for you to hold a celebration for Gott. I want to give you some gifts to express my gratitude." After Karina finished speaking, Khan and Mishan quickly took out baskets of fruits from the inventory, the most numerous of which were bananas.
I:"……"
That gift...is also a banana, right?
"You go to the river to take a bath first and wash off the mud. We will take care of the king crocodile." The three of us covered in mud were really annoying at the celebration, so we accepted the three people's trophies and drove them towards the river. Over there.
"Hey, is it really okay? Can we wash for a while longer? Don't look at me like this, I am also a man who loves to be clean." When Gao Te heard this, he was overjoyed.
"Don't think that I don't know what stupid thing you want to do. It doesn't matter to Mi Shan or Khan. You only have five minutes, don't come back if you are too late." Karina raised her eyebrows, frightened Gao Te into silence, and nodded repeatedly.
It seems that the plan to fight for the light of freedom has failed. Gothic Gorilla, you have to work harder. I looked at him without any mercy. I reincarnated and worked with everyone to skin the king crocodile and cut the body into pieces. , paint, and then directly skewer it with a spear and stick it next to the campfire for roasting, showing a rough barbarian way of eating.
"Where are Sarah and Hilmanya?" Karina was more attentive. She walked around the banquet hall and stayed in the kitchen for a while, and immediately noticed the few people there.
"The two of them have important business to go to Harrogas, and they may not be able to attend the celebration." I just slipped out of the kitchen, holding the hot fried steak in my mouth, and explained vaguely.
"No wonder the soldier told me before that he saw the two of them going to the teleportation array and leaving the camp. I thought they, like Gott, were going to prepare some special ingredients." Karina nodded and did not ask further. .
"Ah, idiot Wu, how dare you steal it!" Beya discovered my shameless behavior and hit me with a sprinting headbutt.
"Asshole, don't even think about it!" I leaned back to avoid the iron bridge, in slow motion. Seeing Beya passing by from above, she showed a malicious smile, quickly reached out and pinched her mouth open, and then stuffed the spicy fish fillet of Princess Sanwu's masterpiece secretly hidden in her other hand.
"Wuwu~~~wuwuwu~~~~" Beiya rushed into the bushes behind her, but the biggest mental attack on her was the thing I stuffed into her mouth, if I remember correctly. . This stupid princess doesn't like spicy food.
Beiya emerged from the bush, covering her hot and numb lips, with burning tears streaming down her face. She glared at me fiercely, as if she would take advantage of me as soon as I showed any flaw, and would never turn me over.
"Now we are accomplices, there is nothing more to say." I gave up and ignored the threat of a little girl.
However, she is different from the arrogant girl Beiya. There is also a shameless foodie here. Seeing me [feeding] Beiya, she immediately came up to me and grabbed my sleeves and yelled.
"Master, Master, I want Crystal too. Crystal is hungry."
Leona can't stand it anymore, Crystal, you idiot. How could a noble dragon ask for food from humans? And she was still that despicable, shameless and obscene human being. She screamed at the crystal, trying to awaken the arrogance in the heart of this cowardly crystal dragon.
Oh?
I seemed to hear some desperate dog barking in front of me, and it seemed that he even scolded me?
I carried the crystal aside and walked straight towards the dead dog, making a clicking sound with my fingers. While showing a ferocious smile.
Today is the day. I might as well stick you on a bonfire and roast you like that king crocodile. As a reserve of dry food, you finally played your only role. You must be very happy, right?
Not to be outdone, Leona spread her legs wide. The upper body was bent down, and the left hind foot was planing on the ground, and a deep roar came from his mouth, like an angry bull ready to charge and collide.
Stupid. In today's society, what matters is IQ and strategy. Only you, a stupid dog, are still using the same crude and stupid methods for ten years. This druid is not as knowledgeable as you. Open your eyes and see. Well, my means.
With a quick glance, I ducked sideways to avoid the attack of Beya, who thought I had found a flaw, picked her up by the waist, and swiped her hard at the dead dog.
Take one of my moves, and the grass boat borrows arrows to sweep through thousands of armies!
Leona is confused. Did this stupid human forget to take medicine today?
Seeing the dead dog hiding in such a panic, without the usual arrogance at all, I laughed wildly. It's not over yet, it's not over yet. Look at my move again. I picked up the crystal without warning and carried her like an RPG. On the shoulder, facing the dead dog, his big hand slapped her hard on the back. Crystal whined, couldn't help opening her mouth, and spit out a mouthful of blazing flames at the dead dog.
How about this, watch the fire from across the bank and burn the red cliff!
Seeing the dead dog rolling on the ground in a mess, and finally extinguishing the flames on its tail, I gasped and laughed proudly.
How about this, this druid has made you so embarrassed without any effort (the crystal is a bit heavy, like carrying a small dragon), how dare you still fight me.
Smiling and laughing, I suddenly realized that the atmosphere around me was wrong.
"You idiot Wu, how dare you... how dare you..." Beiya put on the Iron Finger Tiger unsteadily, her face gloomy, completely turning violent and black.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucio
Hey, the situation seems to be a little bad.
Looking at the crystal, the dead dog, and Beja, they gradually surrounded me in a triangle and approached step by step. I swallowed hard, as if... I accidentally went too far and provoked a lot of hatred. What should I do? What should I do if I am confused at this time?
What else can we do? There are three opponents. Even if we pull Elijah over, it won't help. Run! ! !
I jumped over the hurdle in place and over the head of the shortest dead dog. Even a Pekingese dog wanted to learn how to encircle people, but it was 10,000 years too early. I turned around and showed a provocative smile. Turn around and run.
“Gah oh ga oh!!!”
"Idiot Wu, let him die!"
"Trick or Treat if you don't feed Crystal!"
As a result, before the celebration even started, there was a lot of noise in the open space. Although I don’t know if this scene can be called a noise, or is it more appropriate to say that it is a battlefield?
"Oh, oh, oh, isn't this already quite lively?" At this time, the elderly group also came. Seeing the scene of us chasing, Akara smiled very happily.
I wonder how there is any joy in this scene? It's obviously the smell of gunpowder. Please help me quickly and get rid of the three little tails at the back!
"I feel several years younger when I first came here." Kane, who was standing side by side with Akara, also smiled.
"These little guys are fighting all day long, giving me no peace of mind even while doing experiments." Farah pressed her temples with a headache.
"Oh. What kind of important experiment is it?"
"An important experiment about dignity, about the strange elements that can make beards fall off when mixed with strong liquor, and persuade Mudiao Donggua to drink it in one gulp and then cry to death." Probably the experiment went well, and Farah was so carried away that he didn't even think about it. Just blurted out.
"Help me clean up everything in Farah's laboratory, everything!" Akara smiled and waved to the guards hiding in the shadows.
"Akara, you can't do this————!!!"
"Actually, you don't need to enjoy the youthful vitality of those young people at all." Lyman, the elf elder who followed Farah, complained with a smile.
With the arrival of the senior group, everyone's wild behavior has restrained a lot, and the overly heated atmosphere has gradually become more normal - it is definitely not because I took the opportunity to hide behind Akara. Photographed by Akara, Lehmann and others, the three pursuers behind them temporarily stopped and allowed the atmosphere of the banquet to calm down.
"You young people, you can play your own game. Let us some old bones stand by to feel the atmosphere and talk about our own things." Akara's words made everyone who was a little cautious start to liven up, including the dead dog Beja. Crystal once again looked at me with eager eyes.
Crystal is easy to solve. Just wait until she is fed. Beja is also simple-minded. I can guess all the means that can be used. The trouble is the dead dog, which appears and bites people invisible, so I have to guard against it.
With intrigued smiles, we blended into the celebration. The night completely covered the entire sky, dotted with twinkling bright stars, and the blood-red moon gradually began to climb into the sky. At this time, the girls finally brought out a steady stream of carefully prepared delicacies. The aroma immediately replaced the aroma of wine and overflowed in the open space. Coupled with the whole king crocodile leaning on the bonfire and the many fruit bananas donated by the Gaut couple, this must be a night of hearty meals.
"Come, let's drink to today's protagonist, Gott!"
"Ah hahaha, I'm so embarrassed. To be honest, this is the first time I have enjoyed such grand treatment. To thank everyone, I will perform a free period myself...Pfft!"
Karina dragged down Gott's body that fell on the table, threw it aside, and smiled at everyone: "Ignore this guy, continue, continue, everyone cheers."
Freedom has failed again, and the revolution has not yet succeeded, Comrade Gaut.
Then there was a grand carnival, with drunken drinking, like a group of people in Seattle, while foodies were immersed in the dining table, like Crystal. Even the sleeping little ghost ran out and joined the table war. Crystal, this idiot, was originally I also wanted to show off this unexpectedly strong enemy, and wanted to monopolize all the food on the surrounding tables. However, the little ghost looked at me with a stone-like look, and then obediently lay down again, eating with big mouthfuls. , the two legs under the table were shaking constantly, showing off the cowardly dragon who bullied the weak and feared the strong.
"Hmph, Arius, it's finally our turn."
"Yes, teacher, Aleus, I have been waiting for this moment for a long time." A sharp light flashed from the corner of Aleus' eyes, and he wanted to take out his saxophone.
"Wait." I gestured with a deep look.
"For some reason, every time we want to use the power of our Qingyin Club to save the world, a group of people always appear to stop us."
"The teacher is right. These people are actually our partners!" Aleus also realized something and looked shocked.
"Have you guessed it? This must be an evil force, or the abominable God in the dark manipulating people's hearts. To remind us that the world is not so easy to be saved, and the savior cannot be done casually."
"Teacher, Mingmi!" Aleus looked at me with admiration.
"Humph, do you know why they do this?"
"Arius, I don't understand."
"Because, they are afraid, they are afraid of the power of our Light Music Department, which is just like breaking the rules. It can easily save the world and disrupt their layout, so they do everything possible to hinder us, even if they don't hesitate to borrow the help of friends. .”
"That's it, Arius, I was shocked by such an inside story. Teacher, it's so amazing."
"You too, Aleus, you are indeed my student, and your comprehension ability is only a little bit worse than mine." I raised my chin proudly, and let out an unfathomable and unfathomable laugh.
"Teacher, what should we do? The enemy is very powerful!"
"Don't worry, Aleus, I've already thought of a plan. I'll let Gott's stupid gorilla attract attention later, and then we'll quietly, yes, see that tree? Let's go around that tree No one can see behind the tree, but our singing and music can penetrate everything, making this banquet and everyone in the world shocked and worshiping our light music department!"
"Simply, perfect, Aleus, I am ashamed of myself!" Aleus' eyes became even more admiring.
"Yes, right, after all, I am also your teacher." I was even more proud.
"But, before that, how can I ask you to help us with the rope?" With infinite trust and admiration, Aleus asked again.
Hey, rope?
Only then did I realize that at some point, Alius and I were tied to the tree again, and we were tied tightly with ropes made of belts. However, we were not alone. At some point, the Sheep, Mule, and Chicken team They were also tied up and hung upside down on the tree, right in front of our eyes, face to face.
"..."
Huh, the enemy's strength should not be underestimated. I was too careless. I lost this time, but don't try to stop us all the time.
"Brother Wu, this is my celebration party, right? I should have gone to the right place, I am the protagonist."
Gao Te, who was hung upside down, was swaying gently in the cool and gentle night wind. Two lines of hot tears also flowed down his forehead from his eyes and penetrated into the hair that hung down like a hedgehog...
. . . (To be continued...) u