Chapter 2574 The Girl Is Coming
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I almost immediately carried the crystal outside and came to the heart of Harrogas. Unfortunately, no matter how fast I was, the damage that had been caused could not be repaired. ∈♀Vertex says,..
After crystal identification, we found two rows of clear tooth marks in a very conspicuous place in the heart of Harrogas.
"You bastard, you just bite, but you bite it in such an obvious place!" I was about to cry, so I flicked the crystal and gave it a blast, but it was my own hand that hurt.
"Of course you have to bite it in a place where everyone can see it. If it is something delicious, you will leave your own traces and let others know that this is the designated food of the crystal. No one is allowed to contaminate it."
Crystal still looked reasonable and spoke very arrogantly and domineeringly.
"That's very good. I'm your owner, right? Then let me leave a conspicuous mark on you that others will know at a glance."
I bared my teeth and claws, transformed into Godzilla and breathed evil fire, more like a furious dragon than crystal.
"What traces? I don't want crystals that are too ugly." Unexpectedly, this stupid crystal dragon didn't seem to care very much. Is this the thinking gap between dragons and humans?
Let me think about it, how about carving the words "meat toilet" on the forehead of you idiot? Or pull out your dragon's tail and bend it into a U-shape and then stick it into the anus? Or strip off all your clothes and put on a mouthpiece, only putting a few band-aids on key areas?
I put all the evil thoughts that I could imagine into the crystal. The more I thought about it, the more I felt it. But in the blink of an eye, I thought, no. This guy has the appearance of the Saint Yue Xian Wolf. Doesn't her being embarrassed mean that the Saint Yue Xian Wolf is being embarrassed? Thinking of this, I immediately otz, it's not bad that Crystal can come up with such Kong Ming's plan, which makes me unable to start.
"Anyway... in short. It won't be too late to punish you later. First make up for your sins." I hurriedly approached the tooth mark, thinking about what to do, even though it was caused by the crystal. , but, for example, if your pet bites someone, will the other person settle the score with your pet or with you? This is an obvious thing, and I don’t think it would be better for the barbarians to know. They will let me go.
Wuwuwu, poor me, I can no longer stand in the fox tribe. If I become the public enemy of the barbarian tribe again, then I will have offended two of the three major native races of Harrogas, not even the werewolf tribe. There is a way to protect me. When the time comes, a sign will be erected at the gate of Harrogas City. It says [A certain elder and dogs are not allowed to enter].
"Well... just scrape it off, just scrape it off. Remove the tooth marks, and the careless barbarians will definitely not be able to find them. Yes, that must be the case. What a good idea."
The more I thought about it, the worse I felt, so I took out my dagger. He smiled and moved closer to the tooth mark, having almost completely lost his mind.
"Calm down, Wu." Akara's crutch hit my forehead accurately, knocking me awake.
"I have the crystal here, and I didn't think much of her. So I was also at fault, so let me solve it. Don't worry, I won't let you become the public enemy of the barbarians."
"Then I'm relieved." Akara would never deceive people about this kind of thing. Hearing this, I breathed a huge sigh of relief. I turned around and glared at the crystal fiercely. This *crystal dragon still didn't know. I did something wrong. I held my finger in my mouth with a cute and silly expression. I was so angry that I almost knocked it down. At least it was only three times, so I stopped immediately.
Because Gott is here, Akara seems to be speechless, but since she is not in a hurry, I am even less anxious. I will organize the gorilla celebration party first. Recently, I have been wandering around the third world, and there are also I haven’t seen you all for a while.
After I said goodbye to Akara with Gott, there was a crystal next to me. This guy was so thick-skinned that he immediately took Akara's cup as his own. He kept holding the cup and licking it until he finished licking it. , Akara seems to have stuffed a lot of refreshing water into her body, she is really doting on her.
"What else can you do besides eating?" Along the way, I lectured Crystal and made him angry. You are a crystal dragon, so you should have great ideals.
"Sleep." Crystal replied unambiguously and resolutely.
"In addition to eating and sleeping, are you a pig?" Sorry, ghost, I am not scolding you now, please don't wake up.
"But, every giant dragon lives like this. Only in this way can we grow up quickly. Only when we grow up can we gain strength and bully others everywhere."
"..." Isn't the giant dragon such a creature? I was speechless. I deeply regretted picking up the crystal. If I had known, I would have abandoned her to the Ursines and let the Ursines worry about it.
"That's true, but you eat and sleep, and you sleep and eat. As a breeder, what benefit do I get from raising you?"
"Crystals can also fight."
Crystal twisted her butt and made a dragon's tail wagging movement. Unfortunately, the tail behind her butt was the tail of the Holy Moon Wolf instead of the dragon's tail. It was light and soft and had no power at all.
"I'm sorry, I don't even have a fight now, so I won't get your turn."
"Then... how about Crystal carry you?"
"Oh? That's a good idea. Your mind is quite clever sometimes."
The word "dragon knight" immediately popped into my mind. Riding a crystal dragon seemed to be a good experience. I had seen the posture of a crystal dragon before, and the size was also different. If I was alone, she would carry ten or eight on her back. It can also be put down.
"Okay, owner, wait a moment." Shuijing said, making a motion to take off her clothes.
"Wait, what are you doing taking off your clothes?"
"If you don't take off your clothes, your clothes will burst into pieces if you turn into the dragon posture."
"Forget it, it's better not to change. Let's do it later."
After looking at Gott, how could he let Crystal take off his clothes in front of him? Wait, this method is wrong, even if there is no Gott. I can't let Crystal take off her clothes openly in front of me on the roadside. Although I have long been familiar with the body of Saint Yue Xianlang, even if I put my eyes on it, I won't have any strange thoughts.
"No need?"
"No."
"Then Crystal can go and play with Sister Leona, okay?"
"Go ahead. Remember to come back for lunch."
"Could it be that he wants Crystal to take advantage of sister Leona?"
"If you want."
Crystal shook her head hurriedly, raised her cup and drank the refreshing water in one gulp. Then she couldn't help but stuff the cup into my arms, and ran towards the forest cheering. I don't know how she was sure that the dog was dead. In this direction, is there a dead dog radar detector in his head?
I held the cup, looked at the disappearing figure of the crystal, and shook my head helplessly.
"I'm envious." Gao Te and I looked at it together, and suddenly let out a sigh.
"What are you envious of? I have a headache."
"This is a happy headache. So happy." He laughed, and Gott kept patting me on the shoulder.
"Don't you feel like you have an extra daughter? I think Lord Crystal is quite dependent on you."
"I have no intention of raising a giant dragon as my daughter."
"Facts speak louder than words, Brother Wu, I really envy you. In fact, Lina has always wanted a child."
"Wouldn't it be enough to have just one child?"
"It's not that simple. If it happened before we broke through the pseudo-realm, it might be easier. Now that I have reached the realm, the probability is probably even higher." Gant drooped his head, suddenly regretting breaking through the realm. .
"Stop sighing. At least if you work harder, it's still possible, unlike me." Gaut's sigh also triggered my thoughts. Why didn't Vilas always want to give birth to me, not just her. Sarah, Linya, although she didn’t say it, she must have thought so in her heart.
Well, it makes Sarah feel a little guilty about being pregnant.
"That's right. Brother Wu, your headache is a hundred times and a thousand times worse than mine. I'm sorry, sorry, I shouldn't complain about this kind of thing in front of you, hahaha."
"At this time, maybe we can worship Carlos and share his luck."
"So is it."
The two of us suddenly remembered that Senior Brother is an incredible guy. He is extremely talented and can break the racial barrier and let Angelil give birth to Kajie. The probability is probably higher than if I let Vilas and the others get pregnant. It is ten times and a hundred times more difficult. It is really a role model for us, sending the child to be possessed by Guanyin.
The two of them chatted all the way, and when they reached the fork in the road, Gott said goodbye to me. I didn't know whether to go find Karina or go to the river to do strange things. Anyway, it's better not to ask and let me use my warm clothes. Look at his tragic figure.
After I separated from Gott, I couldn't take any time off. I began to use my few privileges as a handyman elder non-stop to convey messages to my partners in other regions and even the second world, asking them to come back and participate in Gott's promotion together. celebration.
By the time I finished all this work, it was already afternoon, and I didn’t even have time to go back for lunch. I didn’t know if Crystal, a foodie, had secretly nibbled away my portion. When I got home, I suddenly heard something moving inside. The guest’s movement.
who is it? I didn't think much about it and continued to step into the door, wanting to see who was coming.
The next moment, with a "pop" sound, a certain druid flew out together with a delicate figure lying across his belly. They flew more than ten meters and rolled on the grass several times before stopping.
Could this be a weakened version of the ghost cannonballs...could it be...
I roared angrily and pounced on the delicate figure that staggered up from the ground, shouting her name angrily.
"You damn girl Beya, you dare to sneak attack Ben Druid, you are so courageous!"
"Obviously the idiot Mrs. Wu has no intention of taking precautions. Fortunately, she still has the nerve to claim to be the savior. I'm afraid that she will be hacked to death by the Sinking Demon as soon as she walks out of the camp." Beiya, not to be outdone, grinned at her in a threatening manner. Shan Huya and I struggled together.
"The relationship between His Highness the Prince and Princess Beiya is as good as ever." A familiar kind voice came. I quickly threw Beiya aside, smiled and patted the grass on my body, stood up, and faced the old elf in front of me. greet.
"Grandpa Lyman, long time no see. How are you?"
"Still tough, but not as energetic as you young people."
"I made you laugh. Where is Grandma Yalandlan? Is she okay?"
"The Great Elder's condition is very good. It's just that he's not used to not having Kaluki and Jeluka around to take care of him."
"After all, the two of them have taken care of Grandma Yalandlan for so many years. This is a normal thing. Come on, please come into the house."
"Don't ignore my highness." After I threw him aside, Beya rushed over and hugged my waist tightly.
My expression remained unchanged, as if I had an extra oil bottle on my waist, and Lyman and I entered the room laughing. After chatting for a while, Lyman stood up to leave, but Beiya stayed there very restlessly. down.
"Oh, the camp has to be poisoned by a little girl like you again. How pitiful." Facing Beiya, I was not polite.
Since the Third God’s Birthday, hadn’t Akala hatched the idea of sitting in rows to share apples? It is to let each race send a representative to become the elder of the alliance and stationed in the camp to discuss and develop together, so that the alliance can truly become the hub of all races in the Dark Continent.
The one sent by the elves was Beiya, but this stupid princess was still old and not very smart after all, so she asked Lyman to assist her. As for why this girl is often not seen in the camp, part of it is because my king is missing. As a result of the incident, she ran back to the elves to help. In addition, she had to go back from time to time to receive princess training, as well as to appease people's hearts and other mascot work. At first glance, she really looked like a busy person, but unfortunately her cuteness was more important than her cuteness. Her own talents.
Now, Artoria has returned, and the elves have returned to normal operations. This girl thinks that she has undergone a lot of training during the period of Artoria's disappearance, helped everyone a lot, and is already a capable business person. He was a gold-collar person, so he came back to harm the people in the camp.
"Ah, you idiot Wu, you are thinking bad things about me again, right?" The idiot princess who is obviously an idiot but has a particularly sensitive intuition. When she saw me in a daze, she immediately rushed towards me angrily, holding the long-lost iron in her hand. Point to the tiger and shake your fist at me.
Stupid, I am now the strongest person in the world, watch me dodge your childish attacks with my eyes closed.
There was a bang, I covered my red nose and stared at the proud Beja.
"I haven't seen you for a while, but your strength has grown a lot, you princess girl."
"Hey, hey, do you realize how scary this highness is now? It's too late."
"It's a pity that neither height nor breasts have grown. Are you still drinking goat's milk? Let me smell it. Isn't there still a strong smell of milk on your lips? You haven't been weaned since you were born, right? Haha Ha ha."
Before he finished speaking, Beja's face turned smug, and she punched me again with tears in her eyes. Just as the dead dog walked past me with its head held high, it even took the time to show a disdainful look, as if, "Hey, big garbage." , you are blocking the way of this big dog.
Without saying a word, I grabbed the dead dog with one hand, and with Crystal's horrified eyes watching, I threw the golden reserve dry food that was struggling and howling wildly towards Beiya's iron-fingered tiger fist.
Thus, a three-party war officially kicked off...
. . . (To be continued...)
ps: My head keeps feeling dizzy, let Qi take a rest today, eh.