Chapter 2566 Orangutan and Banana

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"It's actually...are you sure you really want to know?" Evelina suddenly became appetizing at the critical moment. ∽↗∽↗,

"Stop blabbering, otherwise do you think my three months of hard work were in vain?" I angrily lifted the coffee table in my mind to express my indignation.

"Actually, this thing is of no use to you...well, with your current IQ, it's of little use."

"Wha...what? Damn it, hard work...forget it, tell me what it is first."

I was so frustrated that I almost knelt on the ground, and my heart was full of unwillingness. Although I had thought about this possibility, I still couldn't accept it for a while. I was tortured by the third uncle for three whole months, more than 10,000 times, you damn thing. Are you telling me that the rewards are useless?

"Well, strictly speaking, its properties are somewhat similar to the World Stone." Evelina said with a serious tone. Was it my imagination? Why do I feel like it is holding back an unbearable smile?

"World Stone?"

"Yes, it should be the same as the World Stone or something similar. It's that simple."

"You haven't told me the origin of the power of the world yet. How about you take this opportunity to tell me in one go?"

Rolling my eyes, I made other small calculations. Since this so-called Harrogas heart is of no use, at least tell me some exciting news.

"Prohibited matters." The Salted Fish Sword answered very simply and neatly.

"Why?"

"Because... because... Puff puff... Puff... Puff... You'd better stop asking, I really can't bear it anymore. Please don't ask about the World Stone? Puff puff - ———!!!”

I don’t know where it hit Evelina’s point of laughter. Just now I felt that it was holding back its laughter. Now, under my questioning, it finally burst out. It’s easy to imagine that it is now rolling on the ground laughing with its belly in its arms. Breathless image.

"Doesn't your reaction like this make me more concerned?" I was unhappy.

"Anyway, this is a secret and I can't tell you. You'd better give up on this. It's useless no matter how you ask." Evelina managed to hold back her smile and said to me in a non-negotiable tone.

"Then didn't I waste three months?"

"How can you say it was wasted? Hasn't your strength increased greatly, although in my eyes you are still a weakling fighting against a scumbag."

"The improvement in strength is what I deserve, okay? I'm talking about rewards, rewards!"

"Don't be too greedy, just be content."

"Damn it, I said very unhappy, release those three guys quickly. I want to have a big fight with them!"

"No, I'm not your servant. Now that my interests have been satisfied, why should I serve you? Besides, those three barbarians won't be of much help to your improvement, right?"

"It's just this one, the last one." Feeling that Evelina's tone was not so negotiable, I immediately rolled on the floor and acted shamelessly.

"No, it's no." Evelina's tone suddenly became louder, and then she paused: "But, it feels quite good to see you being abused."

"Comrade Evelina, your thoughts are heading down a dangerous path."

"Okay. Pretend I didn't say anything."

"No, as long as you feel comfortable, that's okay as long as you feel comfortable, don't worry about my feelings, just do whatever feels good to you." I wanted to hug Evelina's thighs and beg, and then lie down on the ground in a big font. Please be fucked well.

"Uh-huh, since you begged me so sincerely... Well, no, let me think about it again, will this happen... Well. Let me think about it again."

After saying that, Evelina's voice disappeared, and no matter how much I called, there was no response.

"Tsk, what's the air of a salted fish sword? It deserves to be pickled." I curled my lips and took a sip on the ground with disdain. But the next moment, a magical lightning struck directly, and I was burned to death. Tender.

Evelina, you will die if you don't play with the carbine, you bastard! ! !

Without the three barbarian uncles created by Evelina, I had nothing to do in the dream realm. I created the Stoneman King and easily defeated him. I created the Demon King's flesh-and-blood resurrector and tortured it easily. I created the three major lords, the same thing. Beat up the drowned dog.

I was shocked. I had been tortured to death by the third uncle recently, and I had almost no awareness of the improvement in my strength. Now, once I got rid of the shadow of the third uncle and called out my old friends to play Gwent together again, I suddenly discovered that, He has become so awesome that opponents who used to have to fight hard are now able to beat up elementary school students for fun.

The improvement of strength is the most important factor. Going from the peak of the field to the state of perfection can be said to be a qualitative breakthrough. However, it is not just that. The improvement in skills also makes me feel the smoothness of fighting, like flowing clouds and flowing water.

Although I didn’t learn any new moves during the three months of hell style, I don’t know where the move name Galaxy Starburst was copied from. It’s just a hodgepodge of skills. Strictly speaking, it’s not a brand new move. However, cultivating the critical hitting skills of all skills to the extreme is a huge gain.

This means that when facing stronger enemies, I have more skills to choose from and more tactics to use. The feeling of maximizing the attack power of my skills with every punch and kick is extremely satisfying. , the heavy hitting skills of normal attacks also gave me more options to save physical energy. Although with the recovery power of the cosplay bear, there seems to be no need to consider physical factors in most situations.

To sum up the above, the improvement in strength is the most obvious and has the greatest effect, and the improvement in skills... No, it is not so much improvement, but it is better to say that it has finally caught up with its own strength, making up for the fact that it only took more than ten years for it to be promoted to the present. The biggest flaw caused by the state of mind.

In this way, I finally become a more comprehensive world powerhouse. If I meet the three major lords now, I can completely suppress my strength to the peak state when I fought with them. Next, use the ultimate triple rabies to make the so-called immortal Smasher lose its combat effectiveness. Then use the triple ram to stun the extremely strong frozen monster until it becomes disabled. As for the shelling groove, a perfect triple shock wave can scare away the timid God of Destruction.

If you think about it this way, if your strength remains unchanged, as long as your skills improve, the results will be completely different. Skill is really a good thing. I begin to believe that little King Arthur can compete with the four demon kings and three demon gods with the power of the world.

Of course, this kind of thing is unlikely to happen. The seven old demons know that little King Arthur does not belong to the current era, so they will not easily interfere with the current situation. They will not take the initiative to provoke little King Arthur and erect a monster out of thin air. A strong enemy, unless they are absolutely sure that they can kill little King Arthur. Only then would Thunder strike, but who knew what kind of powerful trump card this former continent's strongest man had hidden? I don’t know where the absolute certainty comes from?

After practicing in the dream realm for a while, I felt the overwhelming satisfaction brought by the improvement of my strength and the compensation of my skills. It even gave me the illusion that even if I met the Four Demon Kings, I might be able to do it. I resisted for a while.

Beyond that, the most important thing is. The understanding of the skill Fury has also risen to a new level. I originally thought it would take at least ten or twenty years to understand the strongest combination of double rage + flame fist, but now I see that it may no longer be a dream.

I really want the Leg Hair Fairy to take a look at my current progress. I will definitely be able to scare him off a few hairs on his legs, making you think that I was not intelligent enough to learn the rage technique. You're dumbfounded, Ben Druid is wrong.

However, cosplay bears have made huge progress, and will then enter a long period of stability. It is almost impossible to improve quickly. Now you can continue to study skills, such as the quadruple attack of other skills and the Furious Flame Fist.

The practice of these skills does not need to take all the time in the dream realm, so I set my mind on the Holy Moon Wolf. The transformation of the Holy Moon Wolf is a good thing. Although the appearance makes me feel uncomfortable, the two breasts are The extra fat makes me almost crazy, but if you ignore these shortcomings, the potential of Shengyue Xianlang may still be higher than that of cosplay bear.

What? Don’t you know that Master Fa has always been the biological daughter of Glass Slag? The blood and tears of the druid have been spread all over the continent of Azeroth, right? !

Okay, stop complaining here. Let’s practice the Holy Moon Sage Wolf first and fiddle with a few more magic circles in the Array of Ten Thousand Dharmas. Then, the remnant soul of the wife knight, although she has already mastered the Ten Thousand Dharma Array she knows. All the formations were taught to me, but I was still a little short of truly mastering them. I still had to think about them more. At this time, I extremely hated my idiot-level talent in magic.

The farthest distance in the world is not when you stand in front of me and don’t know that I love you, but when a mandarin duck hotpot is placed in front of me, but the waiter refuses to give me a pair of chopsticks. This pair of mysteriously missing chopsticks is me. of magical knowledge and talent.

People feel refreshed when happy events happen, so I got up early the next day, watching the girls who also got up early, busy, feeling the most intimate atmosphere of home, and started doing warm-up exercises on the lawn early in the morning with excess energy.

"Isn't this Brother Wu?" The uninvited guest suddenly came.

"Oh, it's the Gorilla, long time no see." I almost forgot that this epic gorilla was still lurking in the camp, and made a surprised expression.

"I said, is it true that the name of the gorilla cannot be changed?" Gott burst into tears immediately.

"Okay, how about Gorilla Gort?"

"I always feel that the subtle things haven't changed. Is it an illusion?"

No, this gorilla's IQ has actually become higher! I was as shocked as when I saw Du Ruier setting up a roadside stall selling smoothies and then being chased around by the city management.

"Okay, everyone give in, Gorilla Knight, it's settled."

"Hey, did you give in? Have you really given in?"

"Give in, God can testify." I patted Gorilla Gott on the shoulder and pointed to the sky.

"Since God is the witness, it must be a decision to give in. Well, it's such a happy decision."

He has a serious face with Chinese characters and a beard. When he is not speaking, he looks serious and majestic. He is like a high-ranking director from an important department who came to conduct an undercover investigation. When he speaks, his IQ is revealed.

"Yeah, so Gorilla, why did you come all the way to see me?"

"No. I was just passing by and happened to see you outside the door, so I came over to say hello. By the way, was there something that was agreed upon that was immediately broken?"

Gott burst into tears again. Since turning into a complaining character, his tears were almost like faucets. It can flow out easily with just a twist. It would be a great loss to the world of comedians if Omars, the Indian Asan, didn't take Gott as his disciple.

"Who are you lying to? This place has no front and no shops. Why would you come here to see me and say hello occasionally? Also, the agreed things are just your illusions. You don't need to pay attention to the details."

"Okay, I admit that I came here specifically to find you. I heard from Karina yesterday that you are back, by the way. Is my title already a detail?"

"Don't say that you came here specially for breakfast. Think of Sister Lina who worked hard to prepare bananas and wait for you to come home. She will fill your asshole. Besides, your title is certainly not a detail. It should be irrelevant. It’s the details that matter.”

"Hey, how did you know that Lina prepared bananas for me for breakfast? I even brought a bunch to share with you. Finally, please stop discussing the issue of titles. My heart is broken."

"It's not a good idea to eat bananas on an empty stomach...forget it. It's just farts for adventurers. Give it to Veras and let her process it. It's guaranteed to be a hundred times more delicious than eating it directly. In the end, okay. I promise you That’s Gott Gorilla Gorilla Gott King Gott King Gott King Gorilla Knight Knight Gorilla.”

"Brother Wu, you are still as venomous as ever." Gao Te burst into tears again, but he had agreed not to discuss the issue of address, so he could not protest and had to swallow his teeth in tears. What an upright man.

But then, a bright smile broke out on his face: "However, I have to say that you made a great suggestion. My favorite banana combined with Veras's most amazing cooking skills, I can't wait."

I looked curious as I watched Gott deliver the bananas to the kitchen and then run back immediately.

"It seems like you haven't told me why you came all the way to see me, right? Could it be that you really just knew I was back, so you came to say hello?"

"Ah hahaha, half and half. When I heard about your return, Lina originally wanted to come with me, but she encountered something as soon as she left the house and had to deal with it first, so I came here alone."

"Sister Lina didn't ask you to say anything?"

"If you don't tell me, I've forgotten. She asked me to give you a little gift to welcome you back." Gott said, taking out a large box from the inventory. I could already smell the strong smell of bananas without even opening it. .

This is really...a generous gift.

"Hahahaha, actually I went to Kurast before and accidentally bought too many bananas. I couldn't finish them all. There were still piles of bananas at home. Lina used freezing magic to preserve them every day. She thought it was too troublesome, so she gave them to me. I’ve given a lot to everyone, please help me.”

"..." How much did you buy? Did you clear the inventory and fill it with bananas?

"That's the end of the topic of bananas. What else? Seeing you running over excitedly, you probably have something else to say."

"As expected of Junior Brother Wu, my best friend, he understands me so well." Gaote was moved. In fact, it's just that you are too easy to understand.

"Actually..." Gao Te lowered his voice and couldn't hide his secret joy.

"Actually, let me tell you, don't tell others that I secretly went to the third world some time ago."

"Really?" This was such new news that it shocked me. Have gorillas moved their invasion into the third world? Have the IQ levels of people in the third world been lowered by another level?

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