Chapter 2578 Chrysanthemum and Castle

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"Cousin meow, good morning, Xilusi Aikelu came to borrow gouache from me just now. Could it be that they finally found their sweetheart and want to dress up well? But I feel that with their background, they are not able to I need to put on makeup." Very early in the morning, Feini ran over in a state of overexertion, leaving Bisi and Oona beside her behind. Seeing me washing my face, she greeted me excitedly.

"What? Sweetheart? Silos and Aikolu's?!"

In an instant, Feini felt the sinister murderous aura of the eighteenth level of hell. A certain druid suddenly turned his head, and a colorful and ferocious face appeared on his face, which was more terrifying than the King of Hell. Feini just kept her face straight. The cute smile and the gesture of raising his hand to say hello made him faint with fear.

Oh, I remember, Xilusi, Aikelu and Fini wanted gouache. Didn't I ask them to go? What, this little transvestite scared me.

Thinking of this, I breathed a sigh of relief, continued to look back, and carefully washed off all the makeup on my face. As for Feini, although I didn't know why she suddenly fainted, she deserved it, so I let her lie on the ground. Just lie down and cool off.

"Fini, what's wrong?" Oona and Bisi came later and saw Fini lying on the ground. Her old friend exclaimed.

"Who knows, as soon as I turned around and saw her, she fell down without touching her. It really had nothing to do with me."

I quickly cleared away the suspicion. Ona, Sayuri, was the leader of the blackening process. She could be called a combination of Yanye and Youdai. After turning black, she would not recognize anyone but the hatchet, according to Feini.

"Is this really true, Mr. Elder?" After helping Feini up, Oona looked at me with disbelief. No wonder, I was the only one at the scene. Who else could be there if I wasn't the murderer?

"I'm not lying to you. It's probably because I was practicing my murderous eyes recently, and I accidentally scared Feini and fainted."

"Why do you practice looking like this?"

"People always say that I don't have the aura of a master, right?"

"Even if this is the case, we can't use Feini as a training object, sir. It's true." After my explanation, Oona didn't care anymore and helped Feini into the house.

After that, Feini had nightmares for several days in a row, in which she ran towards me and then I suddenly turned into a ghost and ate her in one bite, according to her own words.

The people who came back this day include the Malagby trio. It's really pitiful. These three guys have long said they are looking for teammates, but they still haven't found them yet. According to Kurt's unreliable information, Lao Ma wants to find two teammates. A fox girl, her ugly purpose is obvious. White Wolf is a practical person. He believes that the team first lacks an assassin or Amazon. Then, depending on the nature of the team, he will find a barbarian or a necromancer. Of course, a druid Not bad.

As for Kurt, he wanted a werewolf girl with a hotter personality, and he was already on the road to vibrating.

It's just that, pick and choose, although the three of them failed to find teammates, their strength has improved by leaps and bounds. In fact, their talents are very good, but they have been suppressed by the little fox in the past. It is also a good thing for them that the little fox is gone. Just like the Twin Princesses and Xiao Heitan, an overly talented teammate may not be a good thing for the entire team. Such teammates will make you unable to find your own path and understand your own way.

As a result, the three of them accidentally passed the third uncle's test, and the other one accidentally fucked Uncle Barr. Although the process was a bit thrilling, even the white wolf with facial paralysis couldn't help but feel the hair on his tail when he recalled it. It has to be upright, but after all, it has been successful, right? Now without Lucia, Lucia's team is already an adventure team in the second world. This rare three-person team has also made a name for itself, fulfilling their original promise and not embarrassing the little fox.

"Boss Fan, we are back, hahahahahaha." From a distance, Malagbi's laughter full of suicidal attributes rang out.

"Hey, welcome, it's you three."

"We are the first, definitely the first to come back, right? Because we just came back from training a few days ago and are still resting. We came back immediately after receiving the news from Boss Fan."

"I'm sorry, you are the second child." I pointed at Fini, who was teaching the twin princesses about the career of a comedian...

Feini, you are looking for death! ! !

After burying Feini's body (?) in the sheepfold where no one could find it, I clapped my hands and came back and found that Lao Ma and Gott were already fighting fiercely. When did Gott come? Was it the electromagnetic induction between the Death Emperors that summoned him?

"I didn't expect you to care so much about me. I'm so touched."

"Boss Gott, what are you talking about? We are comrades-in-arms, comrades-in-arms!"

Paladin Lao Ma and Paladin Gott, the two of them had their arms around each other and laughed together. When Kurt and Bai Lang saw this scene, they both subconsciously took a few steps back to avoid being contaminated by the super cool atmosphere of the two walking together. Dead virus.

"Well said, you are a comrade-in-arms. These words really touched my heart." Gao Te burst into tears and patted Lao Ma on the shoulder.

"Comrades, do you want to enjoy freedom together?"

"Where is freedom?" Lao Ma had a deep look on his face, looking at the vicissitudes of life.

"Fly freely by the river." Gao Teguo's face was solemn, and he answered the code.

"By the river? Hehehe, Boss Gott, although you and I have different purposes, the road is the same. Let's go and run towards the light together. Girls by the river, my old horse is here, this sculpture Such a perfect male body, you can take a look at it as much as you want."

"for freedom."

"For the beautiful girl."

"Go forward!" Hand in hand, Gao Te and Lao Ma were like children full of innocence, laughing brightly, chasing each other and playing, pointing forward and running forward, with the blue sky and bright flowers embellished their faces. background.

As a result, they failed to run a hundred meters, and two ice arrows accurately hit their chrysanthemums.

"Freedom!" Gott screamed, still not forgetting the light of Danzi shining on the earth in his mind.

"Beautiful girl!" Lao Ma also screamed, and the light of acer completely enveloped him.

Looking at Karina who was passing by with a pair of patrol teams a few hundred years away, I gave her a thumbs up from a distance. I haven't seen you for a few days. Sister Lina, your ice arrow accuracy has improved a lot.

"White Wolf, I think what our team lacks is not two people, but three people." Over there, Kurt has already discussed with White Wolf, whether it is a werewolf girl, a barbarian assassin, an Amazon necromancer, etc. , in short, let’s find a paladin first. There are no other requirements. A first-level newcomer can do it, as long as he is not an old horse.

Lao Ma, who was holding his frozen crotch, had no idea that the unemployment crisis had quietly arrived.

Around noon, a group of six people from Ricken's team came back with a mighty force.

"Hey, where's Brother Hans?" I looked behind Team Ricken, but I didn't find Team Hanbag.

"Brother Wu," Ricken said dissatisfied.

"Don't always associate our righteous golden fried meat team with those down-and-out fast food restaurants full of flies, rats and sewage. We are not on the same page as them."

Has the KFC team officially changed its name to the Golden Fried Meat Team?

"In short, we came back one step ahead of them, and the Hanbag team lost to us again."

Mage Kira was making additional explanations on the side. Desdna and the Amazon sisters kept looking around. When they saw me, they asked me about the whereabouts of Sister Sharna. I said, are you still determined to give up? Sister Sharna is mine!

"Again?" I noticed a word.

"Humph, brother Wu, you are not simple either. You even discovered such details." Ricken gently wiped his hair that turned gray before he got old, showing his excitement of "Well said, I was just waiting for you to ask that" Keen gaze.

No...can I take back what I just said? I always feel that it's not a big deal.

"That happened more than a month ago..." Ricken had already entered the memory mode.

"I had a disagreement with that dead fly seller and we had a quarrel."

It's as if you two can talk together normally and won't quarrel.

"Since no one can convince anyone, naturally we have to fight in a real man's way."

Ahhhh, it’s the standard daily rhythm again.

"So, we had the most brutal showdown in the food world, Shokuki!"

Uncle police, those are the infringing directors and screenwriters over there!

"In the end, as you can see, of course we won."

"I'm very interested in your competition methods. How did you win?" After complaining enough in my mind, I finally spoke.

"It's very simple. Each one sets up a stall in the Adventurer's Square to attract customers. Whoever gets more plates eaten wins."

"How much did you win?"

"No more, no less, just one more plate than the other party. I still remember the regretful and unwilling expression on the face of selling dead flies. It's really a relief, hahaha."

"Can you please stop mentioning this, captain? I feel like vomiting every time I think about it." Ricken said happily, but his teammates all looked disgusted.

"what is going on?"

"Under the captain's persecution... no, invitation, we contributed a lot." Kira said, her face wrinkled, and she retched again as she recalled that terrible experience.

"Probably about one-tenth. Within half a year, I don't want to see fried meat anymore." Desidna also looked disgusted.

Five people ate one-tenth of the plate, so there must be at least several hundred plates. No wonder I felt like vomiting after eating, and I looked at me with pity.

"But wait, isn't it a foul to let your teammates eat?"

"Who said that? This is just a personal duel between me and the dead flies. They are guests, guests." Ricken emphasized again and again.

"Besides, didn't the one selling dead flies use the same method? It's just that they still lost to us after all. What a fool. They even tried to challenge my Ricken family's title of King of Fast Food."

"I can't ignore your words." At this moment, a righteous voice sounded from behind. Everyone turned around, but it wasn't Hans who came with his Hanbag team to kill them fiercely.

"Carrion seller, you wantonly slander me behind my back? I really misjudged you. I originally thought you were just an insidious villain who cheated in duels, but I didn't expect you to be so despicable."

"Wait a minute, you said I was cheating? What a big joke. You weren't the first one to call your teammates to help, weren't you? Stop being a thief and shouting "Catch the thief."

"Didn't you just say that this is reasonable behavior?"

"It seems that you eavesdropped a lot. Well, since you also admitted that it was a reasonable behavior, why did you lie?" Ricken stood at the height of the winner and gave Hans a condescending look.

"I saw it. At the last moment, you secretly stuffed a plate of stinky rotten meat into your anus!" Hans pointed with his big hand, then moved it down, pointing diagonally at Ricken's buttocks.

Ricken's expression changed, and his teammates were also whispering shamelessly.

"No wonder, the captain was constipated for several days after the game."

"There are constant moans of pain coming from the toilet."

"The hot, spicy and rough fried chicken nuggets that are just out of the pan...the captain is also very hardworking."

"With great respect."

"You have nothing to say, carrion seller!" Hans was proud now.

"Huh huh huh, as expected of you, my old rival. I've obviously been so hidden, but you still discovered me."

"How many years do you think we have been fighting?"

"But, the rules in the shokujin only say that as duelists, we are not allowed to eat it, right?"

"Of course."

"But, I didn't eat with my mouth, so there's no foul, right?"

"you……"

"Also, don't think that I don't know. Just as you are always staring at me, I also saw that at the last critical moment, you also tried to stuff the fly meat in the bread you made into your anus. Right inside."

Everyone: "..."

What should I say? These two guys are indeed old rivals who have been fighting for decades. They are equally cunning, equally despicable, and equally shameless. No one is qualified to criticize the other.

Hans's face changed drastically: "Stop talking nonsense, stop spouting nonsense. If I did this, would you still be able to win?"

"Yes, if you succeed, you really can't win. It's just a tie. It's a pity that you failed, right? Hahaha, you idiot, you finally realize how disappointing the fly burger you made is, right? It’s so big that you can’t stuff it inside your anus, but I can, so I win, hahaha!!!”

"Bastard, bastard!!!" Hans finally shed tears of humiliation, fell to his knees, and kept beating the ground.

"Just wait and see, I'm going to research a mini burger right now, so you can just take advantage of it and be proud of it for a while!"

Don't do research on the premise that it can be inserted into the anus, you bastard!

. . . r1152